This Castle Killed 10,000,000,000,000 Idiots

we're going to upgrade the ultimate castle in the desert and I'm gonna give my Towers more range and damage the first thing we're going to need is a castle that only costs three dollars and then we have the option to build something called a gold mine that costs six dollars but it starts out giving me high gold makes less over time then as tempted as it is to build another gold mine right away I think we should actually get some defenses that Tower was reasonably cheap and I have the perk to make it stronger so it's going to be a huge help next we're going to build the barracks that's going to give me some idiots on the ground to be both the Tower and the wall for them I've decided on spearmint because they're good against fast enemies with that we can start a first wave I'm just gonna rain some damage on them uh from here that way I don't really have to put myself in risk and I was hoping by the time they all Collide that they would be in range of both of the towers for extra efficient murder and that kind of worked but this uh we probably actually could have done less defenses and more gold overnight whatever the case I'll be rich now because not only do I get gold from them but I get gold with my gold mine it just flies right into me and we can have a total of 27 enemies flying at us today so we need to figure out what we need to do for defenses a wall only costs three and I kind of like that idea because everyone's gonna Bunch up there and then I'll maybe throw a tower behind because the towers are extra good in fact I'm gonna throw two towers down that should be more than enough to decimate the idiots overnight but we'll find out soon I'm gonna stay close to the tower because I don't want any enemies to get through my defenses these guys are pretty slow so I'm not that worried about them it's these guys down here that I'm a little more worried about but spearmint are good against uh fast enemies so I'm gonna leave them down there dealing with them while I take care of these guys as best I can and this should be no problem at all they're hitting my walls a little bit because my spearmen are a little bit stupid but that's fine walls are made to be damaged that's literally what they exist for and there's my gold mine investment paying out next we're gonna have 14 archers from down below and eight men on horses from over this way so what I'm gonna do is build an archery range that way I can have some archers following me around they're going to be crossbow men for high damage output they're not very quick and they don't have a lot of range they're also a little bit lacking in the brains department but I'm just gonna leave everything over here and I'm allowed to put a gold mine over here so I'm going to do that that's a really risky investment at this point but there's no enemies up there so at least it won't get destroyed the rest of my kingdom however we're not sure about yet we'll see what enemies make it here first and the tower is going to rain down on everyone anyway so we might be okay with this I didn't realize how slow the enemies were I could have ran toward them got a whole bunch of damage off already but now the archers are going up the other way this guy's gonna single-handedly take on these guys so I'll help him I'm just gonna leave The Archers to their own devices up over there they're probably fine we'll get in there and spear them a little bit oh yeah this will be perfectly fine and up here yep my archers have defeated their archers so we have a doubtable gold mine bonus so I have 14 gold in the bank which is actually quite a lot what I'm gonna do is wheel these guys in and make a single house for two dollars because that's going to give me even more gold overnight we're gonna put a tower up here because the enemies are coming from this side and I'm just gonna put that one Tower down I think with my Army of eight units we should be able to take out all of these without too much issue because we have a tower right above us anyway that's definitely gonna help it is going to be a long drawn out battle okay you guys are released please actually help there we go hopefully they don't push too far forward and get out of range of the tower but for now they look like they're more than enough to the task of defeating these guys as long as they're like 5B winning them they'll take their health away before they could do much damage in return I think and this was more than enough to complete this you're dead just realized I probably could have made a bunch of houses with that extra money that would have been a wiser investment but no one ever said I was smart like literally nobody so we're going to spend seven dollars upgrading our Castle uh and this Builder's Guild every morning in level one house is automatically upgraded to a level two if available plus our guy gets a little more HP so we should build another house because these are going to Auto upgrade and just make us money next we're gonna get attack from down below but we can upgrade our Towers now to a level 2 for only five gold and I'm about to be attacked by sea urchins I'm not really sure how to deal with those so I'm gonna build another archery range for now where it's some different kinds of archers then I'm just gonna buy another house so we can make some more gold moving forward and then I'm gonna gather my idiots and then we're gonna put them over here where they can actually defend I think that should work we got a whole bunch of archers up here plus an upgraded Tower and experiment here to kind of make a shield and then we'll see what we can do about the sea urchins they look pretty quick but spearmen are good against uh long enemies okay The Archers decided they didn't want to be safe up there wow okay surgeons are bombs it just uh they destroy things so we're gonna go no no get away from my there we go we just got to kill them you gotta roll them away from your friends oh I'm almost dead so you got to be careful when you blow up the sea urchins that's actually a pretty clever little device that they use that really really hurts if it hits you so I gotta make sure it hits me or nothing important like that guy okay so far so good though this Knight is a raging success and we should make lots of money some of the gold mines are gonna be starting to run low but I'm gonna set up another one here and that's going to give us uh diminishing returns over time but it pays for itself in one way we just need to survive 30 archers and 12 of those things I ain't gonna spend money on another one of these I want more spearmen because I'm really enjoying them then I'm gonna leave all of them up here behind this little wall so they got a tower and eight units depending against 12 enemies that should be easy and I'm gonna build another house that gives me gold every day then I'm just gonna move these units to fight the 30 archers that's going to be the hardest side of this battle but I noticed last time they tended to get a little bit stuck in amongst these rocks so I'm hoping we can get away with that again uh they're kind of splitting up already but they can fire over the rocks to them and I can absorb it with a damage per set probably actually get in there and hit them a little bit but we got more of our units coming in uh maybe I should go get my reinforcements on the other side if they're done though I do have this Tower helping us well they're about to destroy a Barracks but I have a tower helping anyway I didn't realize how strong 30 archers was gonna be we did lose a building overnight but that's gonna happen from time to time the main thing is the enemy's dead and as I stated earlier this is an investment build so we're gonna struggle now but in the future we get stronger and stronger and stronger I'm gonna build a tower here because it's gonna fight both the guys down here and the guys over here I'm also going to play a barricade here for only three dollars that's just gonna slow them down that Tower might be able to reach that far so the archery should rain down on them here the experiment will poke out the wall will slow them down that should hopefully take care of the 18 morons and then I'm going to spend five gold here upgrading this Tower because it should be a multi-prong attack and maybe also this tower for the same kind of thing this will attack two different Lanes those nights up there might actually be more of a problem than I thought maybe your defenses aren't as good as without you please stay away from my wall hit me all you want just don't hit uh okay he's probably gonna hit the wall anyway I could try and push him away so he doesn't actually hit anything important but he hit the wall anyway okay well the knights up there have also disappeared and they broke through the wall but the guys are coming to our defense there's a big fatty too uh this is gonna be all right there's another one to them but they actually charge towards me so they like me which is good they can destroy me all they want as long as they're not destroying my precious Investments when you survive the night some things took some damage but that's no surprise I mean this is my kingdom after all we're about to be attacked from all sides the waves aren't particularly insane but they do have one exploding thing plus two Siege guys and 12 nights but I'm gonna put a wall up here that way they can make it as far as here they get fired on by a tower there and maybe even a tower here this might be stupid because it's outside the wall but I'm gonna do that that's really gonna help her up there I'm also going to add a tower here just to help with this bottom Lane and if the guys up Top push through which they might they'll take some damage while attacking this tower all right we're just gonna get this started I'm gonna let my unit sort of organize themselves hopefully where they see themselves the most needed I myself am going to be most needed up here because there's very little defense against these things so we can just sit here and rain down on them for a minute the little units die fairly quickly The Siege guy is going to be the problem he'll absorb a lot of damage it needs to go elsewhere so I'm gonna go down and see if I can give him a bit of a stab just get some extra damage and I'm gonna try and kite them around a little bit because this is going to be destructive losing the gold mine probably gonna hurt but the gold mine was probably about out of gold anyway I'll go lend my damages down here my attacks and I'm hoping the lower layer is actually doing all right by themselves we're gonna get in there and do a little stab we'll maybe do that again soon they might destroy the wall which is actually if I kite them around he won't destroy the wow not exactly my most Flawless work but that did still give us 18 gold now we've got 35 Knights coming from both sides we need to figure out the best way to deal with knights I'm going to upgrade this one Barracks that's going to give us stronger units that's going to help down here I'm also going to upgrade this tower that will pretty much hopefully make them self-sufficient down below these guys are at a sort of tactical disadvantage anyway so I'm just going to put up one more Tower here I've moved my archers here to rain down on the guys from below I'm gonna bring the stabbers down here for a second they're gonna hang out right here I've got two gold so I'm gonna build a house and the defenses should kind of work for themselves so I can help getting some damage down there the experiment are going to move out where are they going did I put those defenses in the wrong spot no the other guys are just slower so the uh my AI didn't know which way to go but so far we're more than up to the task of destroying the knights as they come in but there's got to be 35 of them so that's still going to be a process not really sure oh I didn't realize they were coming from the top as well okay well that kind of changes things uh we might be in trouble here these guys don't know where to go so they're actually just doing nothing I'm gonna reel them and bring them with me uh they're not actually attacking my tower for some reason but they are attacking my wall okay you guys are free to go please go out there and do something don't take care of that we need to go check okay the breaking through down here but there are actually a lot of weak knights in there so if I can just kick them around just a little bit and get in there myself okay this wave at night is done that way the knights is done then it's just these little rascals down here at the bottom so far the defenses are up to the task of doing this and we should get a fair bit of money for that one 19 gold so we're gonna upgrade our spearmint so we know of eight spearmen at a time I'm gonna dump all of these guys right here because they have to deal with 25 very fast but a week guys they should absolutely destroy those Dan I think I'm gonna upgrade my archers too so we're gonna get double the number of archers sitting here and they should all be stronger aside from that we need another house because we need more income coming in this is another one of those battles that I can mostly just keep an eye on from right here uh these lower guys are definitely going to be dangerous there's also a Siege engine coming our way so we might get out there and try and do a little bit of that ourselves probably supposed to organize these guys somewhat but I just really can't be bothered I'm gonna try and focus some damage on The Siege engine because I know those are gonna hurt hmm these guys uh the experiment should actually be over here but the crossbow men are coming up to deal with that themselves for some reason but also as long as I'm kiting some groups around uh we'll have a big Advantage because they won't really be able to hit me they have already destroyed my wall but that's a messiege engine that's perfectly fine our unit should respawn nice and quick too so I'm really not that worried about this yet I took out one of the big uh tanks just about okay the tank is dead our units will respond and our reinforcements on the other side are coming in perfect the only thing we lost I think was defenses so we'll still get a fair bit of money today but towers are only three dollars to build so why don't I just put down a bunch of basic Towers here to uh slow the enemies down they'll at least give them some damage before they make it to my base there's four Towers there that are gonna kind of uh work against them maybe I'll even put up a wall over here then um that'll slow them down so I can deal with these 35 over here before we have to do much of anything then I'm also going to build another house okay I'm gonna release them here and bring in the idiots 30p very quick guys down below uh 12 big guys up there and especially if I'm here helping we can really rain some damage down on these things our units will come in and help but even if I lose the wall they've still got to get through a lot of different morons yeah they're actually pushing back through this line so they're going to get into a spot where they're out at the range of the tower cover so I'm gonna borrow these guys uh because they're gonna need to help over here these guys are stronger than I thought they've already gone through a lot of my stuff uh archers please come back on this side of the wall everyone else will come back to you this will actually be perfectly fine okay you guys go ahead and attack the experiment are coming back too so once they get here will this really stop everyone pretty much right here big boys are gonna die in a hurry that one's actually following me around that's perfectly fine because they won't hit us stab that guy stab that guy stab that guy easy and this guy's gonna take some damage he's dead now we should get a healthy investment from all of our gold mines and houses at least if they weren't destroyed but now we're about to be attacked from all sides by a lot of different things uh 50 nights down below catapults uh the waves are slightly different from different directions so I don't really know yet how to address this problem I think I'm actually gonna deal with it by putting more Towers in around the base because the enemies will inevitably get to this point I'm even going to throw a tower out here just to kind of separate the enemies a little bit they'll get a little sidetracked with that for a moment and then I'm going to increase some of the inside Towers these are a little bit more expensive but they're going to help especially if enemies get close to the base and I'm also going to throw a tower here because these guys are going to spawn in basically right away and be right in my face not sure if I set myself up very adequately for this but at least now the uh towers are already landing on people and my crossbowmen are getting out there the enemies might come in slowly up here is going to be a problem because they're definitely the least defended overall but as long as they're like trickling in there slowly we might actually be okay with this all I actually expected this to kind of overrun my defenses fairly quickly enough to be stuck in a center we've taken a little bit of damage internally but I have enough Towers inside that this so far isn't bad there definitely is a catapult over here I need to do something about because he's going to mess up my walls and let idiots in in a hurry and we don't really want that maybe not the cleanest Victory I'll ever have but I'm still pretty convinced it will be a victory I hear the quick guys starting to come in oh that was actually it wow we actually did that way better than I thought we would and that's a desert victory for us and we leveled up a bunch and got a whole bunch of new perks this time I'm gonna bring the light spear Arcane Tower and Royal Mint we're only fighting seven nights to start so I'm actually not gonna get any defenses I'm simply gonna buy two houses because I'm pretty sure I can take these nights on with little issue especially if I get them close to my uh Castle the castle will also rain damage down on them so I'll basically just slowly stab them like this and when they get close to the castle they'll take damage from that as well and I basically just sit here and laugh at them next we're gonna fight 17 slime so I'm gonna put a Barracks out with uh just Longbow archers for Rapid Fire attack and I'm gonna build a Fishing Harbor that's actually going to make me one goal today like the uh houses but it's upgradable for a lot more income then I'm actually going to start the archers right here because I either want them to die as soon as possible or not but that way they can respond and make their way back to the battlefield before anything too crazy happens the slimes see pretty quick these are going to be the hardest thing to deal with this time around I've got no Towers currently to deal with them and we'll get some Towers eventually towers are overrated in the tower defense game hopefully we earn some decent money there we got seven gold which is just enough to upgrade my uh main base then I'm gonna get Royal training I'm gonna get more character for more HP for myself and 75 damage output because all we're fighting is for a crossbow men so I'm just gonna spawn them in right here they can't kill us all so if I sit right in their face they could do some damage to me probably pretty heavy damage but I can also just murder them and when I start getting low on HP I run away next is 45 slimes which is not at all easy to deal with so I'm gonna build two towers that's gonna sit more or less in their face I'm gonna put these guys probably right here hopefully then by the time the slimes make it to their The Archers are firing on them but the towers are the ones taking the brunt of the damage but we'll see I'm gonna get in there myself for sure and do some big old stabbing to try and Whittle them down I need to remember to use my special attack okay the first wave of slimes is almost dead already so that's a good sign considering marriages weren't actually helping there God it is kind of kite them around definitely gotta watch my own HP though my special attack's almost ready I don't care if I lose a tower right now that's not really a big concern to me because that will respawn anyway uh The Archers will respond slower but this is actually way easier than I thought it would be but now we're gonna start getting Siege engines out but I have the option to build another Barrack so I'm going to start getting crossbowmen they're gonna help with things like Siege engines I'm Gonna Leave My units right in their face so as soon as that crossbows are catapult spawns and it's in big trouble oh I see how this one works every day gains an extra boat so we're making three gold per day just off that one I'm gonna be stupid and I assume we're gonna uh wipe the floor with this wave so I'm gonna invest in three more houses then we're ready to start this fight don't worry I'll get in there and help myself especially for this catapult he's gonna be the biggest thing to destroy uh everything else or mostly probably take care of itself sort of yeah it looks like that works out pretty well we do have reinforcements coming in but the Catapult is dead and the Knights will soon be dead hopefully we got yeah a decent amount of gold out of that now we're gonna have nine flying guys coming in so I think I'm actually going to upgrade my archers that's pretty expensive to do but worth it it's great when the enemies only attack from One Direction like this so I can just put on my archers here the enemies are maybe gonna fly over the mountains if I recall then I'm gonna spend the next eight gold probably just on more houses and then we'll see how this wave goes I don't think I can attack them myself because I'm obviously holding a spear that I can't throw but it looks like this will be more than up to the task so this would be an easy money making wave it sure was they all died right there look at all that money coming in I'm gonna upgrade my uh fish Port thing maybe even lay down another one over here actually because those are just gonna add up to so much money I wish I did that sooner and just in case I am gonna add a uh Tower there I'm gonna spend a little bit more money on houses just because I can and that will just pay itself back to me soon I can also get uh melee units for only uh whatever that was for gold so that's easy I'm gonna try some flail guys players can simultaneously attack all enemies in a circle around them I'm thinking for slimes slime so far the biggest annoyance I have so we're just gonna dump these guys a little bit into the mix yeah everyone come in and just sort yourselves out I think that's probably going to destroy the enemies so far seems to be up to the task I'm gonna get in there and stab their catapult as much as I can and then the crossbowmen we're going to uh get crossbowed that went about as well as I thought the crossbowmen are still stuck up there they do a lot of damage though so really got to be careful like I can get in there and stab them a bit but they will also destroy me and we have more crossbow men coming in from down below but same thing I can destroy them and we get more and more gold after every round then it's just after destroying this guy but he's a slow-moving idiot he's basically a house on Wheels and then we're done as we already have six gold seven gold plus all the houses plus the fish markets almost wow 31 gold to spend that's a lot of different things coming my way so I'm going to um yeah lay down some Towers I'm also going to lay down this income from the user double that's such a crazy like increase to uh money income I'm getting excited uh so I'm gonna upgrade both of these towers as well so that way uh this area is going to be really defended and since the enemies only attack from one spot at a time I'm gonna come and just spit them out right here and my whole Army will just destroy them here this will be a good little battle might have been a little overconfident on this one yeah yeah no one's going anywhere not on my watch you're all getting slowed down yeah you guys stop too okay yeah actually this worked out really well by happy coincidence I mean they're doing a bit of damage to my Towers but as long as they're not attacking my money makers I could care less about the towers the night is done we're gonna make so much money now I'm also about to be attacked by on all sides from flying creatures so we need to find out the best way to deal with that many flying creatures my first thought is Towers I do also have the perk to do towers do extra damage so I might as well go a little heavy on those uh I'm actually also going to upgrade some of my ranged units we now double the crossbows and we'll upgrade this Tower since I think this is going to be my whatever what is that disco I'm not that worried about these flying guys they might attack my fish Harbor though which I don't really want a lot of them are attacking my fish Harbor uh can you guys not I really kind of need that thing to make money uh you know what I think it's gonna be well we're gonna lose that one overnight but that's fine it'll grow back as fish Harbors do so we're about to fight a single way from down there there's a lot of idiots coming in I'm not that worried about that so what I'm gonna do is upgrade this to its level three that costs twenty dollars and since I'm dragging my units around I'm actually gonna get Commander units move faster when I'm around them I have a healing Aura and 30 more damage for my idiot but upgrading the castle like that will also increase its income but it'll also give me more options of places to build and there's further upgrades for things so for now I'm going to place my Army uh right about here I'm going to build another cheap Tower here that way it's just going to do some damage and one of these towers over here we're maybe gonna upgrade but not yet I feel like these waves aren't going to be that difficult at least not yet so I'm just going to invest my money so we'll make more for next round I didn't know I had another Barracks Choice here this might be a new one to be fair and the fast guys the weather annoying me lately so there's some spearmint down here I'm gonna pull them over to my other units and we'll get this fight started uh you know what everyone with me come on in let's get everyone a little closer there we'll just start the battle right here I'm doing more damage they're only level one towers that are supporting us right now but that's still more than enough we're destroying the big tank guy we're really destroying the big tank guy luckily our units went out front to absorb some damage and the spears are sitting behind them absolutely destroying them yeah this is actually a nice little choke point I didn't really uh think about this one before I need to remember to say close enough to my units to give them a bit of healing plus also use my spear for damage because it does do a lot to units like a lot okay gonna get in there it's just a matter of dealing with the catapults now so this is easy and for my effort we just earned I don't know we got 30 gold to spend that's what I know I can spend 15 gold to upgrade this to a tier 3 Tower I think we're gonna try a hot oil Tower it's still going to fire regular arrows but it's gonna pour bowling uh oil on enemies that's good because when enemies are attacking these towers it'll pour oil on them these are flying enemies so that's not really a huge Factor then I'm gonna spend 16 which is a lot upgrading my archers but we have a lot more archers that we're gonna need here and I'm gonna upgrade this to a bigger Tower and um we'll find one final upgrade to put somewhere actually this one this is a research Tower so we can actually get 20 uh range damage in three days then I brought my entire Army down over here where we're gonna fight the flying idiots the ground idiots all the different types of idiots I did sort of forget about those but I think I have experiment they can also deal with them either way it seems like we're up to the task of dealing with these waves especially if I get into myself a little bit I can really take out the fast-moving things kind of want the building to survive though because that's a money maker can you guys please destroy these guys quick quick yeah I think we got him oh we just lost our boat thing that's so annoying that's fine we don't need money anyway we just need to survive and so far the towers are destroying everything we got sort of a super wave coming in so we're gonna just fortify some things randomly around and that's going to be enough to sort of carry us through okay I'm gonna upgrade my uh mace guys as well maybe also one of my Towers here that's gonna help us out in my crossbow men big upgrade for them gonna put a wall down here I just need separate layers to keep enemies like out of my base as much as possible down here is probably going to be the worst wave kinda wish I got a wall up here I think these guys are up to the task of the lower wave uh these guys are gonna fight the 30 nights right here they're probably gonna spawn fairly slowly so uh they should be up to the task of that then we got all these crossbowmen are gonna fire on the idiots coming from down below who are gonna get stuck on a wall so this is fine I'm gonna start right here I want to see how fast he's Knight spawn in to see if we can move these guys away uh they'll be fine they're doing that we definitely have some slimes moving in but my uh burning oily Tower should help out a lot I just want to help with these quick moving guys because they will get in there quick and so will the slimes okay they took out one Tower but they still get a fight through everything else including my oil Tower yeah there they are pouring oil on things so I'm not that worried about down here crossbowmen are coming in behind though but I need to remember that I do have that healing order so I can heal my units very slowly with that uh almost died there but I think down here is gonna be okay yeah they'll deal with this crossbow men just fine and my Nate's over here are already moving on to attacking these guys so I'm gonna kill the crossbow men because they're just raining damage down on me but so far this is actually really easy I vaguely just have one one something to fight but I have uh 56 dollars to spend I assume it's gonna come in over the lake like that so I'm maybe just gonna upgrade some of my Towers in its way at least to be uh super Towers like this one can maybe get a level 3 upgrade focuses each engine another large enemies perfect uh same with this Tower is going to be the same thing I can hopefully just blast huge damage of whatever's coming in and we'll just make sure we got a few more uh upgraded Towers uh maybe unintelligently I'm gonna stack all my units like right in the ball hopefully it doesn't have like an AOE attack all right it's a giant red idiot the towers are already raining down on them though okay well the units are definitely getting in there okay oh he summons other units too interesting all right well we're gonna get in there a little bit ourselves he himself is actually taking lots of damage I'm not sure how many times he's gonna do this though so okay I destroy okay he goes in phases so once you drain his health bar he stops spawning enemies and goes to spawn elsewhere I presume but that's perfectly okay I'm gonna take my idiots because we need to get over there now uh my towers are actually up to the task of simply just destroying that guy though so that's very helpful I'm getting in there with my own spear to destroy these guys uh okay I'm gonna borrow some of you to just leave right now actually I can't really take that many can I alright you guys stay there I'm gonna go fight the boss yeah he just goes back and forth delivering enemies so uh My Superhero stories will be up to the task of just destroying him I just got to deal with the enemies along the way uh these slime guys are getting annoying I wish I knew this work that we did divided by armies in half I'd leave half on one side half on the other I died myself he's now spawning enemies in a lot closer uh probably because he can I don't blame him but he's also closer to my high damage Towers too so that's bad for him I really should just focus my attack on him directly we don't necessarily have to kill the little enemies as long as we kill him and this might be a good strategy to employ because we'll just have less enemies spawning if I get him out of the way quickly I will of course die myself at some point but I need my ballistic to do their job okay he's gonna come right down Main Street now where hopefully we just get all of our Towers hitting him really really hard they are attacking my main base too uh well we're just gonna hope it's strong enough to withstand that my main base is getting a little bit lower on health we're going to help it out for just a second by hopefully pushing these guys away or distracting them a little bit guys I need some reinforcements help me I wish you had more balls right now wow we're just getting destroyed because I don't have any more Towers attacking okay good this is good we're getting our guys back into destroy those okay so I'm gonna go finish off him then uh we got a lot of different things going on I need to uh I need to play up some of my tower resources especially These Guys these guys are going to be a problem but if I get my damage on him now I might actually be able to defeat him now I just need everything over here to do their job oh we have such a little Health on everything oh it was so close it's because these guys wandered away well at least now I see what I need to do [Music] thank you foreign [Music]

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Published: Sat Aug 19 2023