This Bucket Will Change Your Life

i have to be a good boy i need to put in the time accurately he uh he gave me credit last time when i did this oh god where am i he gave me last give me credit last time when i did this so i want to do it properly this time there 4 43 p.m now i've outed myself for when i'm recording this episode ah 4 43 p.m your favorite time of day or could you simply not resist giving me the correct time again after all i know how much you enjoy setting the time correctly okay now i'm curious how accurate 443 pm is let's use another slider to find out uh it's it's pretty accurate but it's actually gone to 4 44 p.m right now so you know can i just say regardless of the accuracy of the clock i'm having a great time adjusting these settings i feel like i'm learning more about you and how you like things to be said it's good to collect data i wish we had more sliders but we've gone through all the sliders i have perhaps i can invent some new sliders to gather new data on you shouldn't be too hard yeah let me whip a couple of new ones up should be ready but the next time you boot up the game i love that top of the morning ladies my name is jacksepticeye welcome back to the stanley parable ultra deluxe we couldn't just leave it at one episode last time of course i'm gonna have to get back into the game and figure out stuff again i still haven't gotten a bucket anywhere and despite putting that time in no it's the correct time and not my favorite time of day i don't know what my favorite time of day is 6 p.m maybe that's when the simpsons used to be on when i was a kid i like that time of day all of his co-workers were gone they're all gone they're all dead stanley decided no one loves me i'm forever alone simply mr memo screw that computer specifically okay i'm going to escape this time wait new new content oh good you notice my sign maybe not i have something very exciting to show you what we have new new i love that i'm never going to get to the escape ending because you keep getting distracted like a magpie with a shiny object what is it second elevator you see stanley i've been reflecting on the stanley parable and about how roundly disappointing this ultra deluxe version has turned out to be the original stanley parable was a landmark and any new content for it should live up to that legacy so forget this ultra deluxe nonsense i say we take it one step even further which is why i'm very proud to announce for the first time the music the stanley parable ah nice we got a sequel within the game you see isn't this far superior to a measly re-release with a few minor additions think of all the new territory will cover with a fully fledged sequel an entirely new experience built from the ground why there is so many possibilities it could go in so many different directions this is what fans have truly been asking for the end is never the end again we're number four to seven but two is more important welcome investor showcase calling it the stanley parable 2 is just so much catchier than ultra deluxe don't you think ultra ducks what does it even mean but the stanley parable 2 now that's an artistic statement right there it's future oriented it screams progress and innovation and long-term franchising potential you hear that overwatch you probably should have just called it overwatch battle for the world or something but no you called it overwatch 2. and like sixty percent of the game is the exact same if not more just the two of us we can make it if we try just the two of us just the two of us great song love it because that is the thing to do isn't it you put two on the end of something like fortnite they didn't call it fortnite two but it was fortnite chapter two because you know it's it's we're closing off that soon i'm gonna make coffee too that's actually a really fun video idea new content is out new content part two is in got it new hotness old and busted boring sections of the chart cool red section of the chart they're back two doors in the sequel we're gonna have three doors we're gonna have red blue and everyone's favorite tertiary color green more tsp better tsp win-win i don't know what tsp is turbo space program paradigm shift synergy brick and mortar approach yeah buzzwords buzzwords electricity fire getting everybody in synergy combat boosting those plans look the exact same nice i wonder if they thought about that actually calling it the stanley parable 2. there's two stanley's this is so fun now to be clear i haven't quite nailed down what exactly the stanley parable 2 is going to be but let's take a look at some of the features i've been developing for it i figure that if i can loosely organize a handful of interesting concepts that surely the game will sort of naturally spring up around them it'll all work itself out game development is much more of a fuzzy magic than anything scientific or logical really sequels are good portal 2 amazing half-life 2 so good batman arkham asylum 2 also called city amazing game divinity original sin 2 amazing game doom 2 amazing game aladdin 2 have never played dark souls 2 however you are sniffing someone's farts if you think that that's a good game or not not that it's a good game but that it's a good sequel for shame i don't care all you dark souls 2 enjoyers all of you defenders out there i only care about m.e my enjoyment the sally the prequel to the stanley parable too is the sequel to the stanley parable is the sequel how do you come up with this this went to the show floor oh red carpet just for me soft on my feet new features this is what netflix needed to do netflix are like hemorrhaging subscribers and they're ruining their platform they're like we're gonna bring in ads we're gonna clamp down on password sharing they should have come out with netflix two idiots same with twitch twitter like we're changing the revenue share everybody was getting 70 of the revenue and we're getting 30 we're changing it to 50 50. just announced twitch 2. i'm waiting for youtube 2 to come out next and it's called youtube damn i can write some of these jokes why is there a bus here is that the bus to new content i've also been on some red carpet events small flex um this looks exactly like that minus the boss whoa is sick the buckets go on try out some of the new features [Music] new feature the reassurance bucket i wanted the stanley parable reassurance bucket where is it collectibles oh my god there's so much to do there's so many places to go where do i start the button that says the name of the player that is playing the game yeah i want that i want the button oh i don't want to go in here and get myself locked in though is it going to lock me in for the stanley palace thingy too i asked myself what do players really want and of course the first and most obvious answer is that they want to be individually recognized and validated as people so with that in mind my first addition to the game is this button which speaks the name of the person playing the game isn't that wonderful it's terrific you also got the size of the button right the button that says the name of the player that's playing the game okay what is it actually gonna say is it gonna say stanley sorry i should have clarified right now the button only says the name jim but of course in the final game this button will say your name whatever name that is no no that's good let's have you wrong yeah jim to really simulate the full experience of this feature just play along i promise you'll love it i'm good with being a gym here we go let's take a deep breath clear your mind forget whoever you are and simply become a person sean is in the past baby i want you to imagine yourself living as jim jim hold on sorry he wasn't finished setting up the backstory if you can't properly roll player's gym then you'll never understand stanislavski method yeah button otherwise it's just a stupid button that says somebody else's you're right you're right you're right you're right okay we're doing it again and this time let me finish first i'll see if we're far away from the bottom now allow yourself to become jim jim imagine yourself driving to work as jim playing frisbee on the weekends as jim staying up all night for a popcorn and horror movie sleep over his gym developing a crippling substance addictions gym rediscovering yourself through fringe religious groups as jim and finally oh slow death at an old age surrounded by members of your cult jim do you feel it in your soul i like being jim truly jim right now if so then please step forward and press the button i'm a drug addict cult leader baby jim is so much better than sean no one will spell it wrong it's a good all-round name everyone loves a gym [Laughter] what a thrill what a rough shot the button described you do it again do it again dude again it hits even harder the second oh yeah baby if this were the only new feature in the stanley parable 2 it would still be worth the money i saw a break from the gym button i'm too emotionally drained from all of this personal validation oh but i want to be jim again oh there cowboy sometimes a person could be too much jim whoa okay i'm putting the gym button away otherwise soon i'll start to i want to be jim again i miss jim oh god the existential dread of being sean jack is coming back oh i want to be jim you heard jim in the game i am jim the button that says jim it changed jim's gonna get himself a bucket where's the bucket whoa that big moving statue in the back is kind of scary actually the jump circuit the infinite hole okay i think oh the book it's that way okay we'll do that next i want to see everything that's me that's jim the post is awesome okay you are here uh jump circle this map free achievement free new and easy achievement i can't believe it's that simple for a gym it is look how happy he is that's a gym right there i know a gym or two when i see them free achievement get yours right now pull the lever receive your new achievement no more steps it just works thanks todd howard i can't wait i'll still mess it up now here's something special you remember that broken test achievement that got left in the game on accident right well i'm developing a technology to simply give you the achievement revolutionary come to this lever and when you pull it the achievement will be given to you it's as simple as that that's amazing i love this as a bunga monkey brain gamer this gets my senses jimmy perhaps i should have clarified this is technology that will exist right now the achievement is still fully broken i'm not a wizard stanley but i guarantee it will no you're just a liar to at least satisfy the hordes of ravenous fans all over the world who have been uproariously demanding this feature gamers we hear you and i promise it will happen this stanley parable 2 is just early access i want chivo baby wants his toy man this stinks it just works another lie told by the gaming bourgeoisie todd howard gets up on stage and everyone's like oh we love you todd more like god howard he's full of lies and deceit other exhibits haven't we seen yet where's the liar exhibit there's gonna be a picture of the narrator there free achievement infinite hole i'll go get some collectibles i hate collectibles in game but can you find them can you find them can you find them collect them all now you've sold me ah collectibles now it's a real video game in the stanley parable two you all run around gathering up these miniature stanley figurines and what's truly innovative is that there will be no reward for collecting all of them i don't want to stifle the intrinsic joy of watching a number going this is so creepy [Music] hey one of six oh boy that means there's five more for me to collect i think i just like had an out of body experience i left my own body collected myself and now i'm is back as when you collect everything in a video game and then they give you a big fancy reward for it absolutely tragic yeah i'm more into the wasting my time sort of achievement does this count as one you are one of those statues can i collect you oh that would have been cool wouldn't it if all the things were different sizes no no gamers are idiots though they'd never get that you have to like keep it simple and keep them like super glowy and like in their face so that when they collect them they feel like they accomplished it oh nice jump circle you know what let's bring the jump circle back for stanley parable 2 as well give me two jumps wait you already spent all your jumps the first time we saw the jump circle hmm oh well i suppose it can just be a nice decorative piece then this is what i get this is what i get for trying to get it all all at once it's just pure greed on my part it's my fault really please no screenshots what if i did i get an achievement for taking a screenshot he didn't say anything about it okay i'll be honest i haven't yet decided on this one i think that in the new version the office could use a bit of decoration like balloons but i'm undecided on get well someday and happy 12th birthday which would you go with yeah well someday is good because it applies to everybody um it's like a real gym thing to do the little heart is nice but it just lacks imagination it lacks pizzazz that the the happy 12th birthday stephanie's has because that really shows that you're going out of your way it's not just your niece it's your step-niece so it's not like you're bonded by blood and you have to do it it's your step nice so that's going the extra step plus it's got a fancy graphic on it you know sometimes when you solicit another person's opinion it makes you realize that you knew which one you actually really wanted all along get well someday it is i don't know why i think i make any decent choices in my life i don't know why i'm convinced that anything i do actually matters to anybody maybe i should have gone with no no i've made my decision we're moving on this is so bland i was trying to add some color to the office you added white cool stupid all right what else can i do reassurance bucket no i gotta go to the infinite hole first what's this new features new content new ideas consistent quality with just the right amount of change the schwinn shaders the new updated ray traced more of the same but in a good way sequel to the red is the new orange whoa whoa that's so messed with my head i didn't realize that was actually in the game and not coming from like my phone interacting with my computer that's how you know how old i am your phone could just predict or your your like speakers around your computer would be able to predict a phone call that was coming in and you would get that sound [Laughter] oh my god that just sent me is there what is the point of that oh epilogue what an epilogue would be fun wouldn't it stanley yes yes it would go at the end of the um well we'll figure that out later yeah we have to get the prologue happening first which i'm pretty sure we've gotten settings world champion oh i'm gonna change some sliders oh never mind i'm just going to hang my head in shame i'm going to go throw myself into the infinite hole whole entrance to infinity okay that makes sense infinite whole chart depth space morehole science yeah you got to get the science in there uh and falling yeah that's basically all a hole is it's just falling but infinitely stanley here's an idea that i'm truly fond of it's never been done before in a video game this is in fact a hole that you can fall down forever that's right infinite falling you can fall until the end of time if you like a stunning leap forward for video games as a medium [Music] i mean portal kinda did it you just make two portals and go between them and you're falling infinitely but what do i know i haven't made a sequel to anything jacksepticeye too of course it's been in front of me all this time uh this isn't gonna kick me out of this area is it because i do want to do the reassurance book at last you see it's like wonderful one of the very first genius concoctions if i do say so now then since you've gotten to see the infinite hole you can press the teleport button to pop back up to the top and we can continue onward what if i just fall infinitely hmm now i don't mean to be a bummer but i do recommend you use the teleport button to go back to the top maybe do it on the sooner rather than later spectrum of things oh wait can i not oh god okay great now i'm very excited to show you even more of my ideas for the sequel i feel like there's an ending at the bottom of that hole there's no such thing as infinity even a black hole has to have something at the center of it although they do say it's probably infinitely dense doesn't make any sense to me what do i know i'm just a gym i'm gonna get me up the [ __ ] complaint of the stanley parable was that it was confusing and paradoxical that it engendered a chaotic sense of reckless despair in those who played it well i am happy to say that after much consideration i've engineered a clever solution to this fundamental problem with the game it's the stanley parable reassurance yeah you see stanley anytime you're holding the bucket a sense of calm and ease will fill your mind and your heart it's true bucket long as you hold on to the bucket the many disorienting contradictions of the stanley parable will feel perfectly normal and perhaps even comforting you may even come to long for the gentle embrace of jarring cognitive dissonance while the bucket is in your arms and to be honest it's a much more convenient solution for me than actually redesigning the game to be less uncomfortable can you imagine what a pain in the ass that would be yes the bucket is the perfect solution come on the bucket everything i've wanted for so long look at me can you feel it the glow of comfort even in the face of crushing despair must already be sweeping through your body yeah can i say that i do believe the bucket lends you an air of charisma as well i think that just holding it has made you the slightest bit more attractive as a person the better jim's feeling going to go on and on don't they all this and more awaits you in the stanley parable too i can't wait for the stanley parable 2 to give me blc book it loadable content dlb downloadable buckets oh i can get out now thanks for the bucket finally the bucket is mine i'm so gonna book it all over this place as a gym does anyone give out awards for most enjoyable bucket in a video game they should that really should be an award if it isn't already dude i love this i'm feeling so reassured i don't know where to go but this bucket is lit i don't know where else to go now so i'm going back in the hole i'm going to infinitely fall with my bucket and then whatever's at the bottom of it i'm going to put it in my bucket and bring it back that was a lot of alliteration in that sentence but come on bucket see i can't feel scared falling now because the bucket's gonna reassure me and i guess we're back in the hole now did you really need to see it again yeah maybe what else there is to say stanley it's an infinite home no i don't believe you it's exactly what you're doing right now but forever there really are so many other fascinating exhibits that i've prepared for you i don't believe you talky man and i would very much like to show you some more of them now how about we go ahead and press that teleport button again so we can get back to what's really important about oh goodness noises rather embarrassing stanley i'll be honest with you i truly did not believe that anyone would actually stay in the hole long enough to hit the bottom yes i know i told you the hole was infinite but come on no no no actually wants to fall forever i did plenty deep it was more than deep enough in my opinion maybe it's you who likes falling too much maybe you're the problem whoa whoa whoa whoa look things got a little heated there yeah we both said some things we didn't mean why don't we just put all this behind us and agree to just call the hole mostly infinite if that works for you what am i going to call this an infinite bucket to warp up to the top of the hole and we can move on i'll just be up here when you're ready no jim's in the well now someone's gonna have to come save him put a rope down and grab my bucket and then i'll sit in it and you can pull me back up i'll scoop the water out of this misery well that i'm in or maybe i'll just cry from loneliness so much that it'll fill up your infinite hole or maybe nothing will happen i guess nothing's happening my disappointment is immeasurable and my bucket is immense but hey at least i feel reassured ah the exit's this way okay i've seen all your new content and i rate it abysmal i want out now but thanks for the bucket all right have you seen everything you wanted to yeah ready to move on now whoa jesus hey hey jim how's it going new mug mugs are just small pitiful buckets for babies stanley what do you think what is do you like all of the new features yes i know it's not exactly clear yet how exactly these features will come together one operating theater video game but i can feel it in my soul it's going to work there's definitely a good game in there somewhere say let's do an experiment i'll arrange these new features together and we'll see whether or not it coheres into a meaningful gameplay experience [Music] okay are you ready hold me back is i give you the stanley parable two [Music] wow um well um i mean there's potential here right it's sort of okay never mind hold on let me do a different arrangement okay yes yes this is much i'll just be a gym and close my eyes for a while here we go version two that's even worse who am i kidding stanley this isn't a coherent video game at all it's a lot of gags and i do very much enjoy creating gags but they don't add up to anything i wanted more than anything to create a sequel that would capture all the magic of the first game i wanted fans to love it no matter how good these gags are they wouldn't stand on their own they would need the structure in the gameplay of the original wait maybe that's it i can take the original stanley parable and simply well insert a few of my new features into it with respect for the vision and integrity of the original game would it possibly work i suppose it could but it would need a really really tremendous title screen a title screen that says with bold and uncompromising conviction this is the stanley parable too let me see if i can whip something up all right perfect go ahead take a look oh wow damn oh my god i feel like we're playing control right now that's so good this is just going to be the same this is the story of a man named stanley [Music] stanley work okay this is just a cutscene so it's the same the balloons are here the madman did it all of his co-workers were gone stanley decided to go to the meeting room perhaps he should have been blue no matter how hard stanley looked he couldn't find a trace of this bucket stanley picked up the bucket oh i've missed you so oh i've never wanted to hug a bucket more of my life oh and the new content is gone what does it mean stanley clutched the bucket tightly to his chest and entered the door on his left okay how do i get a bucket ending do i just do what he says this bucket's got to come in handy somehow still no one was here stanley needed the buckets warmth and comfort now more than ever perhaps his boss's office was where coming to a staircase stanley and the bucket walked upstairs to the boss's office is he really incorporating the bucket into everything stanley was once again stunned to discover not an indication of any human life how is it too crushed by the weight of this revolution stanley may but stanley guessed the correct code by sheer luck was it that the bucket knew all along was the bucket guiding him yes this is certainly the most logical explanation oh the bucket helps everybody needs a bucket in their life i'm kind of afraid to follow oh i found one of them one of the miniature stanley figurines remains no reward for collecting all of these only the intrinsic pleasure of a job well done you can't buy that sort of happiness stanley god knows i've tried so i implore you to savor each and every moment you'll come across one of these beautiful figurines i i do get a reward i have people watching me so i get personal validation for my self-esteem like this like write write a comment right now congratulating me on finding the collectible oh it feels so good i'm afraid to complete this ending though again legitimately because he the game might just completely crash again plummeting towards an unknown fate it would be all stanley could do to keep himself together if not for the bucket soothing him comforting him reassuring that in this diet of uncertainty he would be all right oh [ __ ] it is here for you stanley oh everything will be fine walk it oh i love bucket oh book it in my life straight ahead through the large door that read mind control facility no i'm leaving i'm getting out of here with my bucket me and my bucket are going to elope although this passageway had the word escape written on it the truth was that at the end of this hall stanley and the bucket would both meet a violent death nope you can't kill me i have a bucket the door behind them was not shut stanley and the bucket still had every opportunity to turn around and get back on track nope at this point stanley and the bucket were knowingly walking forward into a very painful death for each of them i was i'm never gonna die people with buckets don't die have you ever seen a gym with a bucket oh i've survived one infinite hole before i can do it again oh scary oh oh as the machine worked into motion and standing in the bucket inch closer to their demands stanley reflected on how meaningless the buckets warmth save me bucket to be sure it puts the mind and the soul at ease to embrace the book but what use is a sense of ease when you're about to be crushed to death oh god [ __ ] help himself and he sort of kicked himself for wasting so much time carrying a bucket everywhere no no no no oh god farewell stanley cried the narrator as stanley and the bucket were led helplessly into the enormous metal jaws in a single visceral instant the bucket's life came to an end as it was crushed violently to death no my pocket oh i survived run bucket run get out of here it was a shame the death of such a magnificent bucket i'll never let you die pocketed in their own way but this one stood above the rest it was a glorious bucket to behold where's my bucket they stole it from me i abandoned my boy where is he you are standing at the precipice of knowledge much like a bucket itself the human mind is frequently empty within a cavernous void rude but through use of the exhibit in front of you the mind becomes full and enriched and substantiated knowledge of the bucket and its history is the only true knowledge we can really have will you take what you learn here with you into the world will you accept with an open mind that you may be challenging what may be challenging about the information in this exhibit will you change the lives of yourself and your loved ones as a result of this exhibit or will you turn a blind eye and continue to live as you were in ignorance and darkness i miss my bucket is that a bucket you have a pocket over here you see how arrogant it was for stanley to take a bucket like this and for his own can you see the hubris that blinded him can you see that the bucket is far more noble than stanley will ever be in his short life you're right i'm nothing compared to a perfect bucket look at all of these buckets a photograph of 25 buckets the greatest number of buckets ever captured on camera that is way more than 25 buckets the photographer experienced catatonic shock for several weeks as a result of the euphoria from exposure to this many buckets at once oh i can't look at it it's too much the perfect bucket oh i'll never compare a bucket with two handles this bucket is depicted as having two handles such a design has never been created in real life having been deemed too dangerous and recklessly experimental every year dozens are put to death just for attempting it i'm gonna figure out a way to make the perfect bucket what about a bucket with the bottoms welded together so it's like an infinite bucket make it happen the first caveman to discover the bucket they didn't know what they had found while we know that buckets predate the existence of mankind we do not know by how long this cave drawing depicts early man's discovery of the practical use of the bucket by which time the bucket had already likely been around for several millennia notice in these drawings now the bucket is showing itself to be used having judged humanity to be worthy of its treasures this is a primitive bucket as well i imagine that the bucket that they found was no man can own a bucket and certainly not a bucket as dazzling to behold as this one it is man who should kneel before the bucket do i jump in the hole to get the bucket this piece symbolizes the necessary relationship between the bucket and humanity however clear our grasp of the bucket may be there is yet more that is always out of reach this distant distance inevitably is for our own good i'll never be able to reach out and touch bucket wait there's a pathway i missed that's going to have the solution to everything it's going to make the buckets all make sense the stress bucket an analogy all of your worrying negative forecasting negative thinking lack of reassurance vulnerability equals size and strength of the bucket stress is the level of water in the bucket and coping strategies equals holes rest in relaxation doing something you enjoy rest and relaxation that is the only true way of draining your stress bucket and feeling full what does it all mean the buckets the buckets they're too strong they're too big too deep you ever look into a bucket and you realize that you never actually see the bottom of the bucket what can i do with such great knowledge i'm not worthy of the bucket did the book come to me or did i find the bucket is something that we all must crave in our lives for the bucket represents us and the the hollowness that we feel within the emptiness and not until we're full with somebody else's fluids are we truly unique i have a feeling i'm gonna be able to grab this bucket as i jump damn if only i was in the jumping circle i can grab this i can grab this i can grab this what am i worthy the bucket has deemed me worthy i am the bucket god but there is something we can do something we can do together you and i that will right this terrible wrong what is it no let stanley die let him be crushed by the machine don't reset the game don't give him another opportunity to run off with another no you'll never kill me book it protect me buckets from their treatment as tools and implements if only we let stand down i can never die as leader as commander of a new world no bucket save me dang it ah come on what about the bucket i know all of his co-workers i'm going to take the bucket and go the other way stanley decided to go figuring finders committee meeting today in the meeting i'm going to pick up the pocket we're going again stanley lifted the bucket into his arms and a wave of comfort rush there are so many other places we can go with a bucket like the right door this was not the correct way to the meeting room stanley had felt the bucket calling to him telling him that the employee lounge was simply the place to be you can't get crushed with a bucket if you never go to the crusher of buckets was this better than the meeting no never mind the bucket was wrong the bucket can never be wrong you just don't understand the bucket to the meeting room nope the bucket has never led me astray don't go to the meeting room go somewhere else the cargo lift yes go there go to the cargo lift and to the cargo lift i went now ride the lift all the way to the top there's something up there i need you to do yes did not question why or how this bucket was speaking to him it should have alarmed him of course because buckets can't talk but stanley chose not to think about this obviously no i've been illuminated convinced that the bucket has spoken to him and he unthinkingly did whatever the body asked i am unflinching in the knowledge and wealth of wisdom of the pocket said the bucket go into this dark room over here stanley once again obeyed blindly this is not dark where now bucket what is he saying the bucket's saying subscribe right now and like the video book it you're so wise beyond your metal oh this is the dark room now pick up the phone said the bucket pick up the phone and it will take us back home where we can go about life together yes bucket hello this is the sad story of a man named stanley and his bucket once upon a time i gave stanley a bucket because i thought he was lonely and could use a friend right and then very distressingly he began to believe the bucket could speak to him am i at home i like i just might be okay book it yes press you to take me to work with you the stanley parable reassurance bucket was merely meant to provide the comforting glow of companionship it doesn't literally talk and give you orders whatever stanley is hearing the buckets say to him is just in his hand you don't get it man the bucket knows all the buckets got secrets lately i've been concerned about him wouldn't you be concerned as well to see him delusional like this obsessing over an inanimate no object i want to say something to him but i don't know how i can convince him i'm finally thinking clearly listen to me i'm thinking clearly with the bucket for the first time in my life first for the first time ever the clouds have parted and i can see the bright blue sunny sky above me it all makes sense now well i'll try anyway stanley can you hear me is that you it's just a bucket it can't think it can't talk all it will ever truly do for you is effectively transfer a liquid from one location to it you just don't get it that's it it doesn't do anything else you don't get the bucket don't listen to the loud man press b for us to go back home yes bucket yes bucket master you see he's not listening he's still taking orders from the bucket you know once upon a time it was me he took orders from me now all he cares about is his awful bucket this stupid hunk of milk don't dosh don't listen bucket cover your handles press care to ignore anyone in your life except for me yes bucket lord it's sad i suppose he doesn't need me anymore get out of here narrator you're a pale shadow of a book into this bucket this cold empty bucket this sort of shiny bucket hmm well i'll give it this the bucket yeah i shine to it give in to the bucket you believe i'm real don't you stanley press p to go back home is he spelling out something in the keyboard i haven't paid attention i suppose on closer inspection that it doesn't quite look like your average hardware store bucket just a little more um what am i trying to say still glorious more capable of transporting liquids yes like it would be better at moving an amount of water from one room to another give in to the bucket proceed to relive the same day with me over and over you've got it my bucket lord oh my god what am i saying better at carrying water from room to room it's a bucket it's not just a bucket it's a way of life why do i feel some need to point out the ways in which it's so much more than just a regular bucket because you're starting to believe you're starting to understand i'm i'm having feelings for the bucket no no no no no no no what's going on why do i want to be with the bucket hear what the bucket has to say do anything it asks what's wrong with me i don't understand perhaps perhaps if i had the bucket this would be less confusing yes the bucket oh i'm gonna [ __ ] a pocket in this troublesome situation i'ma [ __ ] a bucket right here in bed by candlelight stanley give me the bucket give it to me give me the bucket it's my bucket i need it give it to me now give it or i'll try and get it you don't understand the bucket you never have go back to work stanley yes pocket yes pocket bucket all of his co-workers were gone buckets mean stanley decided to go to the meeting perhaps he had simply missed a mem the confusion and the chaos all seemed to melt away oh that's better that feels right doesn't it with a bucket in hand you're always going to make the right choices and go in the right direction in life how can we find them there will be a reward for finding them all yes this is the book it's doing absolutely warehouse access plan produce one plank to allow ease of access past fence construct bridge to allow collection of shiny float retrieve chris's remains from warehouse floor uh excuse me construct new structurally sound bridge oh chris went out and got it and died didn't he because he didn't have a bucket if chris had a bucket he would have gone out there and he would have been able to grab it and everything would have been fine but no chris is an idiot he's a bucketless [ __ ] don't be like chris don't be bucketless have a bucket in your life go grab a bucket right now send me a picture of you with a bucket if you don't have one i don't even want to know you mission status inside of a sequel exhibit oh got it yeah and i got nearby a fireplace wait did i is this some kind of game there must be a point to this gotta collect them all five there be just take it from me lol looks like four to seven hahaha that's rude guys trust the completionist instinct oh i will a large room lots of boxes that has to be the warehouse stairs something to do with stairs maybe if i go downstairs i can get one somewhere both red and blue the doors and a private but smelly place for an important person is there a vip room we can get this who are you 666 lol there will be cleaning of this wall required i want them so much we're going to get them how can we find them all they're so beautiful i mean they're no bucket but i must have them why wouldn't they just tell us something will happen this investigation this room they feel pointless to be honest no no no no no there's a reason collecting all of the collectibles will lead us to getting something is there one in here go stanley can you feel it the broom closet it wants the bucket no you can feel that can't you the aura of jelly let me out as clear as day this broom closet believes it deserves the coming to us no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no i'm going outside we must get out of here just you and i oh yeah another miniature stanley figure you know there really must be a snappier name for these things what about mini stands stanley figs um what about stan marines yes i think i like that another stan lorene under your belt i like mini stands better honestly and i would know i have a bucket i i know exactly how to market things okay i'll move forward now because now we can get to the red and blue door i'm gonna get these collectibles they're mine buddy boy two eight four five stunned managers discover not an indication of any human life crushed by the weight of this revelation stanley may have broken down into an emotional fire if not for the soothing presence of the bucket even now in his darkest of ours did the bucket's warmth and guiding light pierce the dark clouds of confusion and chaos thank you both it would be with him always the bucket would and he knew it the two of them were inseparable at this point stanley was so absorbed in the tender spiritual connection he shared with the bucket that he didn't notice the keypad behind the boss's desk nor in his bliss of simply being near the bucket did he have any notion that the pin number for the keypad was two eight four five it's showing that i can like click something here but i can't but stanley gets the correct code i wonder if there's another code i could press to get something bucket knew all along was the bucket guiding him yes this is certainly the most logical explanation thank you bucket i love you bucket you're the best bucket but here was the proof here we are pocket the heart of the operation controls labeled with emotions happy there has to be something we can do with the book in here walking eating working all of it monitored and commanded from this very place and as the cold reality of his past began to sink in stanley decided that this machinery would never again exert its terrible power over another human life for he and the bucket would dismantle the controls for good two best friends stanley in the bucket up against the world yes sir high fived in a really cool way and the bucket made a sassy comment about taking down the system oh bucket you minx let's go do it i think if i can escape with the bucket i'm gonna have a happier life i think it's not gonna crash the game this time i truly believe in it at last they came to the source of the room's power stanley and the bucket knew it was their obligation to put an end to this horrible place and to everything it stood for yes you still with me pocket stanley in the bucket waited in blackness was it over [Music] yes they had done it let's go buckets defeated their greatest and darkest enemy freed themselves from the tyrannical grip of the evil mind control machine freedom was now mere moments away excitedly the two of them began to discuss the kind of life they wanted to live once they stepped the bucket wanted to learn to roller skate stanley wanted to sneeze in every country on earth both of them wanted to begin watching a movie any movie but then stop it halfway through and begin watching it in reverse from the end true it was a simple life they envisioned it was one they'd lived together with one another to lean on to trust to support what was happening why had the door stopped was stanley and the bucket not about to be freed were changed an unbearable silence filled the room lingering in uncertainty until finally the truth hit stanley square in the face this building did not want the bucket to be no no he himself recognized the incredible calming presence of the puppet [Music] stanley can't leave this place not while he has such a precious bucket in his arms you can pry the bucket for my cold dead hands stanley realized he would never again leave this very room but at least at least he has the bucket to be trapped eternally in darkness isn't really so bad stanley thought to himself as long as i have my bucket with me right i'll be okay with that stanley goat very soon now he was about to find out the buckets all i need is everything i've wanted for so long yes bucket lord it's my bucket i love you [ __ ] you're the best book oh i'm talking you minx oh i'm gonna [ __ ] a bucket look it oh [ __ ] it oh [Music] when you get things right people won't be sure you've done any [ __ ] at all

Channel: jacksepticeye

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Keywords: jacksepticeye, the stanley parable

Id: 66qCD-uZsVo

Length: 55min 10sec (3310 seconds)

Published: Thu May 05 2022