They Put THAT In The Game? | Half Life Alyx (VR) - Part 7

oh gee ladies my name is jacksepticeye and welcome back to half-life Alex we're down in the deep dark down deep dark antlion caves trying to get away from Jeff but I am fearing that we're going to come up against something even worse toilet paper finally and I knew it this is really what everybody's gonna be after later who would have known that in 2020 toilet paper would be such a commodity oh my god my hand is freaking out don't you just love when the tracking obeys what you wanted - I sure do thanks game all right notice wash your hands singing happy birthday twice okay I'm going to show you you have to it's a start you've to get it water your hands get some get some soap and wash your hands together get all around get between your fingers you know wash your thumbs cuz that's the place that everybody misses so it's very very important what is this circle thing that keeps oh that's just when they get activated okay anyway wash your [ __ ] hands thanks anything around so do I have all the guns then that I'm gonna need for this venture because I was kind of hoping for more you know I forgot that doesn't go in my back huh flags all about how many cool guns you can get later on I want those I don't want just these four stinky guns I mean wait let me do this first so it stops being annoying over and over again um okay just to okay that has to be you and then that has to be Q race it's not that tricky it's not that difficult it's just a simple puzzle for your brain you know let's check out of 32 resin I can get an extended mag okay I don't know if I want it an extended mag in that what else can I get for this burst fire or a bullet reservoir at the reservoir that holds 10 additional bullets that's that's helpful I might get that one or an autoloader autoloaders good but it's not you know it's not like a game-changer I went stuff that's a game changer so I am going to get because I use this a lot on every now and then I'm just like and then I won't have to reload you know so you know I'm just gonna [ __ ] get this I don't need to I don't need to justify my actions to you I'm gonna do what I want and you go and you go and all the resins that I had missed okay will do Russell any other resins around not that it will matter right now because I only have two [Music] maybe maybe not are you an open Abul thing see it's it's hard to know which ones open and what don't what was in these we're gonna I just it just now clicked with me that we're in a veteran II veterinary office I didn't notice that until now I mean the cages are a dead giveaway and you know this cage for the animal what push it I didn't know if there was a button or not hello oh yes so you do know it yes leggies what I'm laying so much better Plus everyone calls him an Lane so he calls him a leggy Grandad's look at this lots of meat on these bodies you can eat these for days oh thank you I also think I saw some resin no it was that whoa god it's like it's almost nighttime now geez Oh turrets yeah forgot about those can I mess with the turrets oh this is gonna be so much fun we oh we oh this is the zoo damn I mean still a veteran or a veterinary office for all intents and purposes [ __ ] ha what animal is this can I see oh no that's not animal is this exhibit is currently closed for routine maintenance you don't [ __ ] say it looks extremely very closed hello animal come on out it's safe I killed everything maybe it's an antlion exhibit uh uh are you alive I'm gonna take that as a yes okay [ __ ] nice what the hell is this oh it's the school or something it's a sabertooth nice nom nom nom come here I want to play with you come here num num num num num num ahh fighting his head off no no yeah eat it eat it eat it wear it okay whatever I have your keys I feel like the keys are very helpful high five okay what else can we get in here [ __ ] the cans cans to forget that moment in VR when it's so realistic you actually expected to touch a Ken my face when huh nice oh that's all that's in here okay God it is warm as dicks in my room today they open my window no I didn't maybe that's why Oh open up the window live in the air alright I'm ready oh that's nice I can feel it on my feet already very good very good what's up Jim out what's gone um you know what imma put you in there instead of this I always carry you around and then I always find you elsewhere these are way more useful in a pinch where'd you guys get this is it just a fossil okay take a bath with him who wants to go on a trip to the zoo with Jack come on everybody come on subscribers oh [ __ ] yeah that's so cool looking lean I came out over that so dynamic so video game I have to fight a bunch of [ __ ] in here alright see stuff over there I want that I'm downtown come on come on come on come on somewhere oh it's a repeated cannon animation well let's dynamic now oh god they like the [ __ ] thing from Starship Troopers god amighty his musics great though poor sit-up come on down to the zoo this is the party zoo ma wants to fight next do you want to go cut this really feels like I'm holding this it's [ __ ] nuts slow down okay oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] okay I don't know if you can actually blow up the rest of them I don't think so let's use dish instead nice nice hell yeah who isn't it's big lads and lanes are [ __ ] huge in there in the V are seeing it up coast like that some scurry [ __ ] huh I've got eyes for resin just don't mind all the ones I've missed cool I don't think that's what you're supposed to do at the zoo though you don't going to start shooting all the animals and this Zoo you do cuz it's a no biting around everywhere that's great see these things are everywhere I don't even need this I'm just gonna do it anyway cuz I I don't have a problem oh yeah they should all God say they should do it at some point where I open one of these and something just like lunges at me really just make me [ __ ] my pants who would [ __ ] love that lost [ __ ] my pants Oh weird I forgot that I can run out of ammo now that I got my extend you [ __ ] [ __ ] party out here oh wait oh that's cool I figured out how it worked so you put it in and then it goes into this nice I don't want to run out so quick last thing yeah the window I'm a vandal give me a spray paint can so I can start putting my my marks up on things who do you work for oh god you're oh you're all [ __ ] you're nothing but brain now Oh dinky I see a resin oh this game has become more about like resin collecting than it is about anything else it's all in focus on it's all I want to do Oh shot good yes is this the shotgun shell exhibit where is he this is the resin exhibit ah look at him sleeping come on I know I'm not supposed to play with the animals what come on oh my god come on [ __ ] the wood [ __ ] the window god I thought you were something you're just a plant wait what am I supposed to be going oh cool I want to wear that no no your dirty freaks I don't want your [ __ ] tongues okay I just can I have this one [ __ ] wait can I wear it yes that does not work and we are at all I'm looking like right here right in the middle of it here have it I don't care what are you guys hiding in here secrets and things I'm gonna go over this way first though ah so good at climbing huh yeah do you think these dogs are going to become a thing in real life we saw handy you know when you're like sitting on the couch watching Netflix and you just I'm not actually watching Netflix you're just sitting down going through Netflix to see what you want to watch but then there's too much [ __ ] to watch that you don't watch any of them so you just end up sitting there going through what you want to watch and that's kind of what you end up doing that's my favorite show on Netflix you just be sitting there box of praying goes usually like fringo fringo out into your mouth that's the future I want I don't care how it'll help the medical field or how it will help us progress as a society all I care about is Pringle in mouth oh oh I don't want to be in here feel like a [ __ ] t-rex is gonna come out and get me this is the scene in Jurassic Park where everybody's dead and then one of the guys who works there comes in it's like where is everybody and a t-rex just comes and bites his [ __ ] head off I'm not gonna be that guy no uh not jacksepticeye no sir and so here though booth [ __ ] Roger how did you get back here and how did you accrued more Rodgers isn't it funny how I literally just predicted that I said it's the other place that that's what they should do and then they did it and [ __ ] scared me oh no this is Roger [ __ ] hiding in the middle of all the rest of them get him boys he's a traitor a filthy traitor he hurt me [ __ ] you Roger how did you do that Roger okay whatever you guys are doing i I didn't see anything all right my eyes are closed and my mind is open schools who here I don't care anymore come on Gabby t-rex maybe the apocalypse but we're still we sort of [ __ ] manners oh that's scary nice man this is coming in really handy [ __ ] yeah how many bullets to have 100 it's so much handgun ammo and they've even missed a punch just give this throws a day man this area is so cool this whole series can be summed up with me just saying this is so cool hey in three grades excellent whoa fireworks neat oh please add a ton of ant Lane show up ego give me this give me this whoa what was that the headcrab give me the thing though then you have a syringe sir hello I know you're dead but that's no reason to ignore me nice okay more guys to [ __ ] up a grenade it's so fun it's all I want to do do do do do do do do I think I missed well at least now the glass is over the way there's more grenades here come on just throw antlions at me like a [ __ ] ton of them are you learning did you draw that picture that's very sweet I'll hang it up in my fridge I mean I didn't do that they were dead when I got here you didn't see anything hold on I thought I could see you in the bin cuz you're trash hahaha Oh lovely pictures lovely lovely pictures you guys should be very proud I see you Oh God burger there's more of them now squeeze we what's up you [ __ ] help I could throw stuff too you know I was being nice before oh you don't want to lose one of these why are you not dying it's right at your feet are you dead now there's the thing on your head dead date head is that that's a can not raising where my hon go look at them oh forget him oh you're back I'm going down there next when life gets hurt just squeeze one of these and throw it at everybody that's gonna be my mentality from now on I hate everybody Oh big gorilla man just in case there's anything in there all right cool if there was something in there I killed it oh no honestly I'm sure headcrabs gonna make it much worse I think a headcrab would make it significantly worse Russell all right the you back there and the confines of your lab all safe and nice I'm out here in the front lines Russell I'm the one who's getting hit I'm the one covered in slime and piss and [ __ ] coat cover over your indecency you're gross that's a [ __ ] belly boom boom you fit so many bananas in this bad boy boom boom nice belly nice buddy Craig Pelle oh I could break it with this but not my hand look it's easy with my hand I may have discovered several arteries but it's fine I'm ah Jesus wait that wasn't Jesus Oh God where didn't I expect that it's happened before I'm very careful not to squeeze these two heard what she said they tracked into an old apartment building in the qz but instead of going in to get it they grabbed the whole building and don't default around oh they must have been terrified of this thing I'm trying to figure out whether we ought to be what is it I don't know stop asking me listen thank you hold it toilet be careful guys I got a pair of balls you don't to get [ __ ] by the balls now you better back off I'll throw my balls at you and then I throw these grenades at you afterwards little ball joke you guys wouldn't understand comedy I've made a comedy world tour I know comedy I'm technically a stand-up comedian I did the just look for laugh that's the ball what would you know about humor huh well you're in the jacksepticeye channel watching me play this so you know a lot about humor actually I'm sewing police come in handy check they're already in you're handy hahaha you do know comedy what's going on down here should I be throwing balls I'm ready to throw balls ok balls incoming ok that makes for your [ __ ] hey no besides me let's try this again yes sit up my balls wait I'm one ball down though I don't need the ball through I already I already have the balls for this get it who's gonna go F in the B the progression from morning to night time was so [ __ ] awesome the lighting is so cool who wants the dance battle you guys okay we go oh mama that's nice [ __ ] damn bugs nice [ __ ] on warm bra eat it eat it she's Christ huh okay you did a heck and sneak on me how did you do that I'm keenly aware of everything that's going on around me oh my poor little tiny Irish heart yeah and put this down here whoa hold onto it for me it's very precious my dad gave me that uh fidos dinner are you alive are any of you alive I'm [ __ ] scared to find out all right stay in there don't come knocking on my door when you're scared sleeping oh god you're all dead right whoever's not dead raise your hand now falling for that old trick I see clever girl right hey no hey down down boy hey down doesn't teach you any tricks around here where's my resident gives me I know you have it okay whatever old man you wouldn't get us kids No Oh as my journey through the the Amazon rainforest dawn are we good I think I did pretty epic no the next letter was F and then G H I I was trying to teach you something bro hello I'm here for my resin or this you're not alive are you see just chilling out in there I would be to this place [ __ ] sucks what oh oh oh holy crap how did I not oh my god I got so [ __ ] lucky okay well don't throw anything that way it's gonna [ __ ] a blob and kill us all hi quiz oh nice thank you thank you this is all for me thank you what are you hiding sir do you mind if I lay hands upon your person sir what's in your bag don't sir sir sir gee that's inappropriate sir I don't like you like that I like you as a friend and even then it's questionable all right I'm not disarming those bombs just don't get anything for it except anxiety yeah no little buddy you're gonna die thanks I don't think I need this well it was fun to watch you suffer nonetheless who has to go I'll shoot you sideways style like a gangster is that how gangsters shoot I've only seen it in movies I've never met an actual gangster okay okay nail all those first shots [ __ ] greatest video gamer okay let's wait for this to run out this time so you can really just top it up I hear talkies [ __ ] fight fight it's not a fault it's a person Oh bill it to keep us out there trying to keep something in keep what I don't know I'm not sure if this data pot even knows you've been trapped in there okay so if it's not a weapon are we still doing this the way I see it whatever's in there doesn't like the compound very much so we got that in common true so are we still doing this we've come this far I say we keep going and if you find out it's something they really shouldn't mess with we'll call it off that's my girl I'll let you know what I find out I was probably just smartest reaction any character has had in a narrative before I think we'll keep going because we were this far but if it's something serious then let's not jeez the sense of presence of a being like right there is nuts also I hope that it's something [ __ ] awesome in there I keep using the same words but I really hope it's something cool like a either a giant creature or if it's g-man g-man was in the trailer but we haven't seen him yet I'm sure he's gonna show up at the end he's my favorite character in half-life do your thing I'm gone I'm gone I'm done lalala not listening okay we're gonna reverse engineer this one what's that coach that goes there oh it's the light okay is that good she goes over there oh there what me go up there that's crazy yeah thank you thank you hey hey come here hi I know he was eating butter straight from the table earlier but my hands are not that snippy oh [ __ ] what is everything in this game want to kill me even the wall wants to kill me what let me do against the wall they do nothing okay cool cool awesome I'm so cool wait where'd that go there's bound to be more I can smell it Oh God look at this mess of wires don't go through there I'll blow you up hey stinky I mean resi the [ __ ] come on jump with me oh I didn't have one land on me before I know oh [ __ ] no no stop dad Jesus [Music] strain it come on why you're not grabbing my stove anymore it's ugh I need I need ye Li's thank you I should just use this that's what I think oh my god that's awesome you can actually wipe it off with your hand that's so cool it's so simple okay we're gonna do our signature catchphrase again mmm laughs I even got the shirt on it's helping out coronavirus so if you want to buy one that was a good time you're watching this way in the future though you can you missed your chance but just now that we helped fight coronavirus it sucked okay okay okay down you go bigan he died for good there's a lot of stuff I need to make sure that I have all of it i nee explode ease kind of a waste but it makes me feel real good what show me FLE Thanks idiot I just told you exactly what I needed to see to kill you and you just did it like a dumbass you this and this okay a little juggling going on but we're coming out better in the end lights give me all your stuff y'all got Captain Crunch boobs all berries y'all got anything a bit her Lucky Charms okay charms aren't even Irish only the mascot is and the branding you can't even buy them in Ireland everyone's like is that your favorite cereal I'm like I [ __ ] I can't even have them I don't know what to get them whoa-oh-aah that's actually a vex it's not even a Peroni [ __ ] idiot wait Who am I going what am i doing too busy and too busy [ __ ] around oh cool there's a scout a tf2 ah it's in my mouth gross okay where can we twist you um okay alright wait you snap you back I don't care oh and then you were gonna make me come down here and then get surprised and shocked and scared well joke's on you I did it on my own okay nice that's not [ __ ] come back in the hole am I gonna hold you a dirty bastard okay coming out here scared me come back in your [ __ ] third hole yeah sewer child tiny [ __ ] dirty sewer baby did he did it did it I don't care anymore get it dirty today does that get you I didn't even hear it explodes oh you guys are so dumb you did you just kiss everywhere do this gross you can't just do that I very almost died all having full of drugs now Oh Ruth I can with the shakes nice oh maybe he's just broken anyway push push push push hold the button on the blow this place sky-high or not you know I might at the end of the game I wonder Oh juice me up whoo yeah oh I feel like a component a camel and it's home and get away with it no he's [ __ ] cables he's going straight to the vault that prison it's not a vault it's a prison [ __ ] are we gonna do an hour this completely changes everything god I went so far it's right there Gwyn oh wait you guys can't see that whoops give me the answers doing the answers hell yeah brah hell yeah brah yeah [ __ ] yeah dude these are the lads no I don't want the [ __ ] chair here you go dude you go dude hold on hold on hey no drink what is it walking backwards good bingo he died doing what he loved at least I hope Wow oh my god yes good luck try to lock out someone wielding and Alex good luck that's what I didn't even know you saw me yet you're a dick so no one likes you Stephen I feel like I'm wasting more ammo like that but then I look at my thing it's like Oh 110 bullets cool Jesus every time I get shot like that just out of nowhere it scares the crap out of me who would have thought getting shot felt scary there's only one set of cables going into it any load Russell boys just took down the last substation whoa excuse me watch my Dalek nothing I'm on my way she said whoever not whatever dude that's so [ __ ] cool seeing something like that massive come down to you and all of this stuff going on like this is what VR should be this is incredible so much sense of scale so much massive [ __ ] happening it was really easy wait why he was wavy was that so easy I don't like this oh I don't like this oh [ __ ] nice nice no no I don't trust you of course not to tell you [ __ ] tell you John why would you trust [ __ ] yeah oh it's to go you want a gnarly one son straighten the car get in the car and go oh god oh god you guys too [ __ ] yeah dude no he hit me in the face but let's pretend I yeah catch again oh yes oh my god that's so fun nice come on you must be surely must be dead by now guys [ __ ] subtitles are in the way nice he was limpin it was a limp Biskit oh great ah cool all of this look simple little [ __ ] I'm like damn is amazing you can do that too so cool oh that was intense Jesus it was one of the more intense fights we've had all right Annie secrets around Annie Rosine Wow yeah we're definitely getting close to the end now things are really starting to ramp up I there's something about like half-life design just the sort of the sort of machinery and housing that's put together that's just so nostalgic at this point puts me in my happy place you're not getting shot to [ __ ] and almost killed all the time but I'm having a [ __ ] awesome time am i a [ __ ] sadist maybe I don't know masochist sadist which one is which [Music] [Music] Gordo's box survive Black Mesa then disappeared Eli they do have a super weapon god damn it rusty got Gordon Freeman oh holy [ __ ] that's good right this is very very good miracle all right so let's go save Gordon Freeman dude Oh incoming hey give me a second that's so we're gonna [ __ ] break out is Gordon Freeman he's actually in the game hi you can't hear me haha [ __ ] idiot where's that this is that our drone the not our Joe not our drone [ __ ] on time duty shouldn't be long as I am no one invites me over for biscuits and tea anymore it's all just shoot this you die [ __ ] no geared me that's the worst thing anybody's ever done so the plan is to get to that control room and get Gordon he'll be honest people talk about him a lot but he was dead hey Dad are you there yeah if Gordon survived Black Mesa where's he been I don't know yeah cuz okay again I've never played half-life 1 so I don't know exactly what happened I know he went in and he caused everything that went on in that and he [ __ ] it up classic Gordon but after that he just showed up in half-life 2 again at the sir in the Train so this is I mean I knew this is gonna bridge some of the gap between but I didn't know is actually gonna have him in it are we actually gonna get to see Gordon Freeman in this day and age in 2020 with these graphics in VR up close dude I'm so excited so excited I might vomit so strong Gordon's gonna be so happy with how I removed all these boards oh wait oh look at this [ __ ] cash cow in here couldn't miss this but my resin sniffers were going off ooh can I have the glasses I want to be just like Gordon know who stuff is this okay I'm a water your plants though but no matter what's going on in the world the plants don't deserve this there you go there you go I'll give them a little extra juice as well hey there you go there you go ah nice looking healthier already all right let's keep kicking it what is this oh come on I wasn't even that close dude I have a great angle on everybody here give it back oh come on it landed up there I can't go there [ __ ] zero reason a waste of ammo on use because I thought I was gonna get some back you suck ooh antlions you're doing in here looks like that no don't don't say that that sounds gross is that what that orange [ __ ] was milking the leggies yeah hey baby you want to come over and milk the leggies whoa Oh what that's [ __ ] you Jesus what never seen those before whoa nice one shot yeah gone one kill nice Oh jeepers those are Brian you antlions they haven't been in the game before oh I want that tonight yes oh cool know what they're called purple antlions on the other things are called lightning dogs oh why does the feeling something's gonna show up oh god oh god oh god [ __ ] [Music] let's get into the toilet all right up we go a little privacy please well humanity one do it again and this time you won't have to do it alone oh that's fun they become such good friends in half-life 2 I'm constantly blown away by how good this looks I can honestly can't express to you at home what it feels like to actually be here walking around in this world but I'm gonna keep going about it over and over and over and over and over again so get used to it forty no juice me up daddy there's some nice shots off on you [ __ ] dumbasses Ematic spots oh [ __ ] you are thanks for your service though Pet pet I know you're just doing your job we got ammo Porter things you know what I want to have some fun that's cool wait is this the way I'm supposed to go I don't want to go there yet jeepers jeepers creeper [ __ ] head here you guys have him okay or not Russ what do you think they're doing it's Gordon Freeman in there his brain sir I think they got America half well well either way let's not find out I'll get there before it happens they're soaking his brain out Oh Gordon oh I want to check out this place up oh it was only this what I hate these ones you suck got some ammo ready to move out uh yeah I'm full health I don't really need that Oh Oh God pushing forward or sideways who knows who knows on my bottom my body's gonna do that day oh it's so gross to see them up close like that Dankers big ugly Stinky's y'all gonna resin ooh this is good too um yeah I'll I'll change you for that well unless an enemy comes up I'll at least carry you in my hand are you supposed to be like that are you broken oh wait I'm gonna end up down there and I'm gonna open up a thing you're gonna fall down got ya don't waste my time on you right now inky blinky right honey secrets I want to be rewarded for my traversing wait is that gonna kill me yep Oh God um let's see if I can do this oh that didn't work I thought it would bounce hey that did work and this opened nice I'm just a genius guys wear that resin go what John focus doing my resin I need that here's one of these I don't need this I need resin resin is the lifeblood economy of this game Jersey where did it go I guess I got [ __ ] blasted into the hell dimension Lisa ended up using my grenades properly they came in very helpful oh you broke didn't you there yeah I just hate to see you suffer like that now I didn't need to do that I did it out of the goodness of my own hair Oh upgrades raus raus new era hoot okay any more last-second resin lying around I don't think I can actually do anything I like these puzzles that's you guys you're this god there's so many of them you can be you can be or here's your triggering this one you should be triggering that one come on boom baby I didn't have to do a second thing nice all righty how much resin do I have 4100 man now I have too much option autoloader or extended mag for this maybe extended mag for this I do I I save my shotgun all the time for when I like really need to be up close for something but I'm normally fighting a lot of stuff from range and I keep having to reload this one a lot nice there's having the big chunky thing at the front of it oh my god this looks [ __ ] ridiculous how does this even work hello what is it oh no wait allows multiple power cells to be loaded into the weapon maybe you have to wait until it reloads again come on load them in somehow somewhere it's so [ __ ] weird it's so bulky I want this let my sleek slim little machines how much over 150 I was gonna waste some on you but I can waste some a little later if you know what it means haha okay well I'm gonna leave this episode here sorry two blue balls you like this and leave it right here but I feel like shits gonna go down in a little bit and I am very very excited for it maybe the next episode will be the final one and we can doing a special long extended one gonna go see Gordon take his crowbar from shove it up is that but really exciting I didn't know he was actually gonna be in the game everyone kind of hopes cuz I mean it's half life and he is the face of half life in the entire character whatever but I was just happy to know that some of the characters from half-life arena I didn't know they were actually going to just go straight there but I'm feeling a little extra he's gonna happen I I have a feeling we're not just gonna go get Gordon and then exit we still have to see g-man he's gonna show up if you don't know anything about g-man in half-life maybe wait to see him in this first before you go looking around only if you don't know anything about him only if you've seen him cuz he's really really cool and I loved the idea of him and he's still a mystery so we'll see what his role is to play in this I do know that he's gonna show up again he's in the trailer and all the thumbnails and every or screenshots for it so very exciting but anyway thank you guys for watching this episode thank you guys for watching any of the episodes so far I know this watch VR for one series is like the most I've done in a long time I think Walking Dead was the only other one that I did with a lot of episodes on it like one continuous game with a story in it so thank you guys for for watching this as long as you have been I'm just having a great time playing it I'm just glad it's out and I get to record videos on it and I get to play it at all so to be able to share it with you guys is really really cool I I would be playing regardless no matter what was happening on YouTube or how it was doing how many people were watching it cuz it's just something that I really personally want to experience and I'm having a great time playing it so thank you guys for watching and I see you in the next episode may be the final one who knows question mark [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] Mack's tired I needed to sit down

Channel: jacksepticeye

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Id: YaTwJvXuCvI

Length: 57min 38sec (3458 seconds)

Published: Sun Mar 29 2020