These New Amazon Scammers Are Absolutely Clueless

[Music] hello can y'all hear me yes yes how are you big to be well thank you for thank you for asking it that's very kind of you I'm actually doing quite alright actually okay how about yourself that's great that's great yeah like I said I've been having a pretty pretty good day today listen I don't want to take up too much of your time okay kappa but i saw that voicemail and I don't understand what's going on the thing is that we got some suspicious activity on your Amazon account that a item has been placed which is otha mm $20 and it will deliver to Robert Pan who is staying in Ohio so do you know this person ma'am what ma'am do you know this Robert pan Oh pan my Panhandle remember have you seen any item to anyone like Oh mm $20 mm on your Amazon account 2012 now you kidding me can he spell his last name Robert pan ma'am P are you saying rubber bands I'm sorry it's a pen last name should be pen P agent Peter year geneco Energy Nancy imagine Nancy and have you send an item that is Microsoft Surface laptop which is otha mm $20 now so do you want to place this order or do you under can fill this order ma'am it was my money Robert's money then cancel the order Cantlie or if it was his money I'd say keeps it keep it all right if we will go ahead for cancel this order it might be they will place this order one more time on your account because this is a case of identity theft they hack your personal information and without your permission they press an order that is Microsoft Surface laptop so what we have to do we have to verify and we have to investigate everything like ma'am might be you have to pay through your credit card or debit card or you have to pay through the a check map can you just can you cancel it for me normally you change your password correctly I'll change my no ma'am we will not cancel this order without any verification so we have to verification and we have to investigate that this order made by on your end or another person so you have to be in front of your company you're already investigating it and he said it was pretty suspicious we are under process ma'am we are under process so you have to be in front of your computer man that we we need to check what's wrong with lmagine account because this is a case of identity theft so we have to check everything and we have to verification step by step okay and like I just said makes sense so if you know personally my money that I that I know that he doesn't know aware of that ma'am this is a case of identity theft I don't want to get charged for it I don't want to get in trouble for them and I didn't even you then then you have to cooperate with us ma'am you have to cooperate with us and you have to follow our steps so you have to be in front of your computer right now right the way okay yeah I know I don't want to get in trouble I don't want to get in trouble what would happen if I if I got penalized then you have to pay two thousand twenty oh no I don't want to do that ma'am we don't know ma'am who is the real culprit ma'am you are Robert Pan or any anyone else we don't know ma'am if you did it sounds like he just yeah are you sure he didn't just accidentally log in because I got I gotta be honest with you I've been having trouble remembering a lot of my passwords lately and I changed my password guys are all is he willing slap God has heard of one two three and he you think he accidentally logged me in my account ma'am the thing is that this order has been placed on your Amazon account and right now you denied this order which means ticket is real culprit ma'am y'all are gonna get me out of this because I think I can call my credit card company and do one of them switcheroos what do they call it the the quarterback you know the adventure new something back coach back it's short I could do a chargeback and then he won't be boy boy wait a second announcement yes ma'am how am I help you I'm looking to speak with Robert pan I'm sorry it's always been sorry not Robert pan that's the guy who stole or was using my account I was just talking to someone over there at the Amazon yep I don't know why he didn't give the name okay no need to worry I will help you okay can you please tell me how may I help you well you called me you can please tell me how my healthy mom but tell me why y'all called me is he the other guy was saying Robert Pam is using my account can you tell not to give me a moment yeah the reason is that might be someone hacked your information okay and that's why they just place the order under your name okay so can you please cancel the order right now we can't cancel this order from my side because your account was suspended due to suspicious activity okay oh that's that because there's some hacking with issues for your security reasons should we suspend your account again so you want to use or you want to cancel the order first of all we need to connect your device with our Amazon server can you explain how Robert and it got there and back again I'm a huge fan of the how except to information and how to PC myspace the order okay we it be half of you first of all we need to connect your device to our - to our Amazon server ok then we can go ahead and check how they can have you formation then only we can help unit vector way okay all right okay so so you could do what they can please turn on your computer or laptop which you have I think sure hey let me ask what's it like working over there at the Amazon is it I mean amazing is it amazing [Laughter] everything support K people widest part of a support to the Amazon customer key you know y'all don't sound like you're in the south so y'all worry about sorry to Chicago or located right where do you live I'm saying are y'all friend oh okay yes I want to tell that we had the cont share this information over the call man okay because this call is recorded and for the security and a training point of this okay alright okay sorry yeah that's a if that's private I understand some people don't want to send people can you just give me a hint like I'll guess and you tell me warm or cold are you in Alaska no ma'am warm or cold of course that's cold it's Alaska are you in are you in California my correct but oh it might be correct okay are you it are you in Nevada I can't do with the format I didn't line of disconnected okay I'm really sorry for this okay did you type www.gmail.com teehee dang it can it be a digit I will give you ma'am just hold on okay start start down there yeah there we go I probably could I could probably work with you I'm pretty good at computers I guess right you ever feel like you're uh you're literally just you got one oar in the water you know one oar in the water now yeah it's like the porch lights on but nobody's home now if you feel as I want to know last time when you try to place the order both um as an account I probably probably yesterday yesterday yeah yeah I was kind of get one of them highfalutin uh using them new testers there was a for like four slots in it but y'all can put one thing in there and the other three don't work I supposed to save electricity so you know keep the environment safe I'll keep those ozone layers get the ozone where you need it for the sunscreen listen you know I was thinking about that I was thinking about this the other day y'all y'all ever thought about like what if we all got you know those crop-dusting planes those planes it like go over there what if we just filled that with a whole bunch of like sunscreen and put that on top of the trees and then we're like reflected back the sun rays is that and then we don't get i or the other thing is why don't we just get some more ozone I don't know why we don't all just go by that like you know United States and Canada can go halfsies on it we can build some of that over North America I don't have idea just an idea and you did me a favor like a huge favor I'm gonna go ahead and just uh I'm gonna go ahead and just turn that off really quick the you ever heard of deska phobia yeah over years yeah the fear of masks okay okay I will use another thing okay yeah knows this okay okay I understand thank you yeah my husband saw that thank you that's very the worst excuse he's so kind about all of phobia deska phobia okay oh nice literally adding in front of me it's sad how like bad disc scam is but also it's you know if I if I was not computer savvy um I wouldn't know what was going on and I wouldn't care and he's just gonna try to steal my Amazon account and buy stuff what are you all doing with the computer y'all uh I don't I don't want to be rude it's just dumb yes I've been talking to you for how long I'm gonna cut the internet so can you please try to log in your Amazon account having a computer when I cut the internet a chance to eat so he can't see what I'm doing right now okay why do you all need me to do that I did need to check okay to track all the hackers who can please try to log in to your Amazon account opportunity sign I'll cut them I'll cut the internet connection delete the key logger info and they'll install my extension logging all right not like is it all normal okay so I can I gotta be fast gotta go fast extensions Safe Browsing bro it needs to be on frankly the key logger needs to be off its mad okay I got logged in a Amazon now just give me a moment again I just disconnect from my site I always like dinner man just give me a moment I need to check okay just give me a moment ma'am all right you couple days on right yep yeah I see um it's got like it's got like all of the purses and stuff I'm looking actually in a purse right now that's actually got a really really really good deal 348 others does give me a moment okay okay all right excuse me all right sorry hello excuse me I think I'm gonna go there's only one laugh so I'm I got them I'm gonna buy it now actually because I already got it taken care of already alright so no need to worry man just hold on okay just hold on okay okay don't do anything okay don't do anything don't do anything so someone try to hack your computer okay so what why we need to yes ma'am because it's the princess you're saying somebody hacked into my computer correct in this master criminal is shipping house now why would he do that because he tried to use because I believe it's cost two thousand and twenty dollar okay so that's the reason okay he just go ahead and he wears a high uric calm yes he lived in Ohio we just go ahead and track them okay he no need to worry ma'am no we're like where is it might being diatonic a Dayton Ohio no like where is Ohio date on it Ohio well show you okay where whereabouts like what what states are nearby it I don't know where it is call the police oh we will okay I was contacted CI in order to worry okay okay alright thank you so much honey appreciate it I think I'm right and that he's just trying to take over my computer now we just check okay hello kitty he's just trying to hide the screen and take over my community yes the hackers try to access your banking details okay so no bank bank oh no I did not see that coming I'm not gonna lie you know we'll fix it okay we can tell all retract them okay we just go ahead and fix and block the hackers okay no need to worry okay okay ma'am okay okay so you can stop them right now yes we can go ahead and we can stop them okay you no need to worry alright thank you so much you tell me what I really appreciate that really I really appreciate that thank you what is the only computer all right you have a good rest of your night darlin all right thank you well hopefully I won't I don't want this to sound rude but I kind of hope we don't talk again because if we talk again and that means something bad happens I guess all right good evening good night bye no Matt just hold the light okay don't describe the call oh sorry what hello don't describe the call right now okay actually there's something wrong with my computer right now look up you little black yeah I don't see anything okay no need to worry okay I will do something go ahead and so we just go ahead and track the hacker so that's why your computer screen is black right I cancelled um they basically hide the screen so you can't see your bank or anything and I cancelled it I don't think it's broken I don't say nothing right now I do did that okay you know it to worry okay because we just go ahead and block the hacker so that's why your computer screen is black right your computer is black yeah yeah why would you why would you need to do that though because we need to block all the hackers man oh so they can't see anything either then basically yeah can I have it back or now yes you will I will on your with you okay you will get your computer back why you not get you a computer back man how long is it gonna take much time all you need to do you have a timer you need to go somewhere else like if stick around 20 minutes more man 1 in minutes 20 minutes well when am I gonna be able to get my computer back I thought you said they were on my I thought you said they were on my my computer and everything yes going to worry will do this okay we will fix it okay because we are here to fix your problem ma'am okay you no need to worry okay okay man I just need to confirm you one thing okay I asked me some details to confirm to the CIA okay that they can work on a computer okay that hacker tried to hack your computers so we need to I need some information okay just give me a moment okay and can you prove it tell me that card number okay which you have on the Amazon account sorry no I cannot and my son is a visual learner so I have to draw things a lot for him especially okay let me let me draw this for you really quick okay this is me all right that's me I got curly hair I'm gonna just do this all right now I got my computer yeah really quick do you want to draw yourself or do you want me to join you I don't know what you prefer I should have draw our faces a little bit bigger it'd be a lot easier okay there's you are you smiling right now or you kind of more just yeah that's maddening right no okay and what kind of hair do you got like this yeah now you okay so I'm over here you're I assume you got your computer and now you are at Amazon on this website you got all kinds of stuff like my my username your own type of I'll type it out for you you got what like my user username you got my credit card you got my past orders right all that kind of information what I said to Alexa how old I am what time I buy things we're looking at all this information and you were looking at my past to order history and you saw that a guy named for this let's call it our he a role play and he's a bad he's a hacker correct so let's all right here's the situation right you figured out that Robert was connecting to Amazon and purchasing things as me so you looked up my information on your life you looked at all this information that you have over here and you pulled my phone number which I didn't type but we'll just do where I live you called me and I got a phone call now you are talking to me about how there's like this hat going on all these problems and now you want me to type in my name you working for Amazon already have access to all of this stuff and more therefore Robert Penn visa vie RP visa vie hacker aka fYI is a criminal and probably working with the Illuminati that make sense I'm telling you why I'm just need to information because I already have the information but okay great let's move on why don't you draw it for me no I'm not okay I would really prefer for you a job for me that's how I understand things okay yes I have your user name okay I know what II will pass order okay but you to private act we don't have store the credit card in our skills card number in our server keys it's just by your side no no you when you can open that sound you can yes me yourself I'm telling you we have only last four digit number BAM Twitter's Dennis because when you've just played I'm telling you and when you have we have your physical address correct we have your address okay where you can place the order when you can get done we have all the things okay you are correct but when you put the card number we have only last four digit okay I will show you just now no that's fault that's false that's just you just put it on the account with the last four digits because you don't want someone else to take it but in your system and I'll explain to you why maybe you're new at Amazon let me explain this to you so when you're on the Amazon website okay and you look at the page and you got like like that purse I bought for example okay so when you're on the Amazon account over here there's a big old button a big old button that says buy right no that's weird because when you click that button you know what happens good bye buddy yes oh yeah yeah well like when you click the Buy button it sends some magic you know through the tubes over to over to your website and it looks at the credit card and it looks at where I live and all this information and it wraps it up let me show you wraps it up in a nice little box you put it in a box and it shows up to your house and what two days free shipping yes so that's why we just go ahead and stop the payment which the robot pen tried to purchase help of your car okay that 2020 dollar okay go ahead and cancel that order please for this we need to take a time okay because this I know okay let me explain to you how that works actually so you can go and I passed all of the past orders and you're in your data whatever and you go over here to the past order section and you can't of all you can know what they okay I am from Amazon I know everything okay seem like you know everything that's just a hunch that I have based on the past hour that we have spent that's just small generally good okay go to the Amazon okay can you please go Amazon then I will show you one thing okay if it's a normal case then I can cancel it from my side okay this is a normal is this is not a normal case it's the hacking related issue ma'am okay so that's why it's a little bit complicated so can you please go to the Amazon once again yeah because in episode account you can see under order is not be shown okay because the hackers take like a photo of your account okay he just create a parallel account of your Amazon account and help of this they can use your account okay I really cloned my account is that basically what you're saying correct correct man I'm just gonna throw this out here is a hypothetical threw this out I have a hunch and I just want you to answer it yes or no if I'm warm or cold if you will from earlier I had you you don't work for Amazon to you I am okay alright hello I believe you my technical team okay already try track down the person okay who just try to access your information okay I will show you okay just give me a moment I know someone someone else's account guy what is this someone having a problem to place our order okay so that's why my it's like a just a fake simulation or like a funny [Music] okay so I just connect you and I with that my from our server but you're compiling you're compiling your compiling nodes with Java public class wait system dot out dot print line are you kidding me the killers are what is this this is a way we just track the IP help they can use your information okay we just track down Jessica so you wouldn't like to hack you did someone forget or why not can I ask you a quick question I know that you probably can't use the company's resources for this but there are two people I've been looking for for a long time could you pull that back up really quick and just figure out where where Waldo is I've I've also been trying to figure out where in the world Carmen Sandiego is I don't know it's possible no it's not what I'll right now okay that's right now we just try to access I'm telling you right now we're just working on a computer and we just can you can you ask it where where the remote is Oh Mike where my keys are can you ask where my third grade teachers heart is cuz she's she was one cold mean woman I tell you that he was even some time now I just connect your computer to the server so what do you see on your screen right now what you see on your screen right now I don't see anything again okay now just just comment see it okay because your computer is connect to the server okay so that's the reason okay so you can do one thing okay just leave your computer as it is we just work on it okay when I complete my work I just call you up okay and I just inform you okay no thank you why don't you just send the report to the CIA or what so that's why we need to complete our work okay then only we can did all the stuffs okay I might actually be able to help you if you want I could probably help you report it Oh give me a second hello all right what do you mind just really quick [Music] okay I'm not sure forum earlier with the have you seen the command prompt if you if you wouldn't mind when you just type in your you just type in your name okay and would you type in your your employee ID number why mmm I'll help you submit the report what's your employee ID no I was so big that it put okay just let me know your employee ID number for heaven sakes 42 well 485 to you okay all right and then the type would be what fraud would we say our support okay amount what is that now how much is the it was like $2,000 right $2,200 item okay okay oh is it called like a serosa row all right I'll do what the I was just start okay it says the report has been submitted no more hackers on the account there we go I did I did that all right are we good to go here yeah howdy is this your first uh is this your first week on the job or how how long have you been trying to scam people you can be you can be honest with me I don't work for the geek type or fake CIA or anything I ain't gonna track your IP address down I don't have access to superior technology like you do honey it's your boss tell you not to say anything when you get caught or order you what's the plan okay it's gonna be all right how you just why don't you start why don't you start by saying sorry why don't you start by saying sorry about that you don't want to say sorry all right this is a weird this is weird it's the kind of uncomfortable having a conversation a one-sided conversation just really quick just really quick do you think if I know that you're a criminal that you're gonna be able to like and do something in my computer I mean how do you were on geek type or calm what are you gonna do are you gonna do I want to do something a little bit different cuz that guy was just kind of going nowhere and basically he just wanted to steal my um they just wanted to steal my account I figured I'd try it oh oh oh he thinks for resetting my PC is gonna be an issue to open up paint really quick and I'm just gonna go big old sadface hello hello thank you for kalyanam this is out how can I help you hey can I please talk to the Alex please the professional don't do anything I said I know I know you boys aren't from Amazon you can't why does live on Alex just talk about it what does he think he's gonna do to my computer what are you mark where do you boys gonna dude you you went to geek hyper calm to try to convince me that you pinpointed the hackers on my Amazon account do you expect me to believe that you can do something to my computer you're gonna have a speak out mark oh boy how long have you been doing this for how long have you been did you just start today often I mean I can do this all night if you and I can just keep dropping the internet connection whenever you guys try to do something I don't want you to do it what's your goal I guess what's your what's your goal right now are you gonna exact revenge on me you're gonna destroy my computer and that makes you feel better about wasting almost two hours of your time or what makes you think I'm using my real computer right right now I'm just saying I'm just saying like why would I if I knew that you were scammers why would I let you onto my real computer all right boy listen you got I get it I get it you decided you know what maybe maybe y'all would start scamming maybe that's the thing for you bike I can tell you it's not you boys don't know what you're getting yourself into you're gonna you're gonna end up in jail y'all should get out while you still can you need to find a new job it's not just because what you're doing is illegal it's because you boys you boys don't have any business doing this you understand okay I'll tell you what I'll tell you what I'll give you guys the next hour you can destroy the computer okay you can do whatever you want well what'd that make you feel better well it make you feel happy to delete everything on the computer I'm sorry I'm sorry what are you really you're really gonna one by one delete all that stuff all right this is cool I wasn't I wasn't expecting this normally when I tell the scammers that I was just wasting their time they get upset and hang up but now you're continuing to waste you time and I don't even have to try I don't even have to like pretend like like I believe your your nonsense you're just gonna sit here and okay cool allergy just destroy my computer or whatever unless you - Oh bye [Music]

Channel: Kitboga

Views: 1,039,376

Rating: 4.9248552 out of 5

Keywords: scambait, scam, call center, tech support, cold call, amazon gift card, fake support, fraud, prank call, improv

Id: 7sVcVLwQrE4

Length: 40min 17sec (2417 seconds)

Published: Tue Nov 26 2019