This Grandma Will NEVER Be Scammed

[Music] can hear me oh that's so much better that's a lot better there I don't know what you did but now it's here as clear as clear as a button anyway I never understood why they call it clear as a button though I've never seen a clear button they've always been colorful I have a MIDI very sticky situation you could say not only because I spilled molasses all over my laptop while I was cooking in the kitchen but I can't figure out how to get this computer working and my grandchildren are coming over tomorrow morning then boy are they gonna want to use it so what kind of trouble ma'am you're talking about well I don't I don't all exactly I will describe computer problems well what would this be let me tell you some of the symptoms and then you can tell me the diagnosis okay I can't hear anything it doesn't have any sound my printer stopped working sometimes it makes him whirring noise like when it first starts I can't find any of the pictures if they put on the cloud and talking about the years of pictures are all gone I think I either I was talking to my neighbor and she said that either I have been hacked or I ever what she called a mall where and that I needed a virus thing and that's why I was searching I went on AOL and I was searching for a virus help and I I found your company and your phone number I'm looking for an expert professional yes okay what browser is open what browser you have opened there today I'm today I just went with khaki trousers I don't understand what that has to do with the lab samples actually pants okay do do one thing that go to your browser okay in the third month type in the search search where's the shirt like what I will do today I will give you a best protection okay for the computer I have to put like I don't know what I'm doing but he's not helping very much yes I can hear you okay I never mind I know where they you're talking about the AOL search and I found you on before I'm on there I'm on there I mind the AOL joke W but dude I'm okay then log me in what do you want me to log into I'm not okay mom what I will do I'll give you the best protection of the world scary it up lot way else okay okay you hear me okay I will give my happen yes right right that nothing would happen podría will be one two three okay mom there the security the security filling up some kind of a different website now it's can really listen and wants to listen to me but in fact I can feel something else that right mom listen to me at least okay I will give you the best protection and after having the protection you will not require anything but it will cost you a one-time charge of $150 okay but before you do that what do I do with the support connection it says enter six-digit card okay give me a moment every time I've been confused about missing right now he has ignored yeah John yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah hey John the agents okay yeah yeah same here so what do I do in the bottom where it says we take ya security seriously all right click daddy yep yeah then it push so after I click start downloaded since how it works and we take security seriously no just then it running what ran the file did see any option well he's not good is this like reading random things and hoping that I know how to do it and a technician will be with me shortly alright you would be notification now on this dream oh it's quite a solution one but yeah [Music] [Music] fine now what do you see what do you got it's just new software hello from Apple okay Sam I'm connected now okay I'm connected and now you just know don't worry let me find it out what song with the computer all right hey I meant to ask you for number toll-free yeah okay you know when we first when I first got the phone at that house we had to pay you know to talk on the phone you had to pay by the minute no no it's a female how much did you say across much does it cost per minute to talk to you no no not there is a do that no no cost no cost the the security okay okay go yeah man I I got the power you you go to actors is it like playing hide and seek this is hard is it hard to find the problem sometimes no no no I just I already did there a hacker the new computer okay that's his phone I don't know I don't know what that exactly means my neighbor was charging about it and you show can you show me this will cost you like hundred ninety-nine dollars can you show me what the heck oh looks like it it will cost you $200 man okay well what is that mean what it what will cost me 200 it's a security security before we got hundred and fifty dollars yeah mom that protection a $150 is for two years and in $199 for the last dress for tonight you will have okay instead of I'm rolling can you just explain what's going on yeah in a few years you you will get a protection with the two years in the last time you will get a protection factor what I got the egg honey I thought it was bad they have a hacker I don't I don't want to die a cur that note that is why I will be blocking the hackers it is better to have handles I will be blocked thank you do you do that mechanical let me connect you fall you must supervisor [Applause] thank you very much opinion hold hello yeah yeah okay hobby hi Dave how are you give me a second I I'm doing no I am walking over to the kitchen it takes a while this house is just too big I've been thinking about getting a smaller house but I can't seem to I don't really want to die on the side you know how are you hi my name is Dave I'm the field supervisor okay now I don't know why I'm talking to you but I guess sure she was trying to show me a hacker but I thought they had my god the hackers were bad can you think of me know what kind of problem you're facing he said did I am a hacker problem yes actually you know he was he was working on your IP actually and when he found it seems like he and God pay me in the past week herself I'm having some bladder problems no they did put me on a different medications earlier you know when I was a little girl my father used to sit me down he would tell me stories that his father's father told him and if it's one story did I've never been able to shake it stuck with me for years when my father who is five years old it worked out his bedroom one love and a tree and there were five branches do you see what's wrong with that you a five year old five branches it fast forward six months it's his birthday he's now five and a half years old it looks outside the tree there's a dozen or more branches and my father thinks to himself well I'm not growing as fast as the trees growing there must be something wrong with means so he says they're my great-great grandfather father why am I not growing as fast as a tree and he looked at him and this today I still can't quite make sense of this predicting he said the trees are made of rings and you are made of rings and different things it just like the tree has SAP flowing through it to give it life in bark to protect it from the elements you too are filled with a lot oh what a story great well anyways can you please go ahead and type here your complete name your and I think it could have been lost in translation anyways please what it is how did it inspire you out of curiosity I would love to know it would mean a lot to me I did all this when you're you know when your father tells something with a story definitely it means a lot right meaning you inspired you it does I mean it happens sometimes if you you want to see a prote all right you'll have to see the things that around here right if you want a single growth sometimes you have to look exactly and if you look but not too far sometimes you might find if you're in a lot so close if you open if you're focused just right all you have to do but you might need glasses or a magnifying glass or telescope or something then he'll see right what life's all about okay my name is Barbara but you can call me barmy if you want in my last name is Kendall Nia most of my friends call me Barbie okay Barbie Kendall so probably mainly email at this place I've never tried away from questions you know and I always when I was a quick URI we used to play this game I'm not sure if you've ever plated it was called it was called truth or answer do you know this game okay yes I do I remember everybody loved playing with me come on Barbie let's go party I tell you what imagination life is your creation when you just take hold of it sometimes it feels like life is plastic it's fantastic now yes I do I do Sandra thank you let me do one thing how many devices you have at your household right now my Barbies oh my son got me he got me one of those robot vacuum cleaners it wanders around the house and clean it up for you clear the lake the other day he just was there in the middle he was there in the middle of the kitchen Barbara I realize let me see Barbara she had the toilet paper from the fundamental and it he was really got caught in there if he couldn't move any more he has so much of the toilet paper well let me tell you something here it seems like somebody is trying to hack into your computer and your email everything what is that me that meant some but somebody is trying to gain the access of your email your computer everything actually that's what you've been trying to do this whole time right you're on my computer correct I am in your computer without the technician I don't know what every I don't speak German well it struck I envisioned OHS but I don't know what that means ma'am let me tell you I'm in your computer with your permission these are the foreign address they are only a computer without your permission and they are trying to gain the access of everything oh all right well anyways ma'am the problem with your facing right nine are to remove all those hackers from your computer your email your bank in there with Revere there is gonna be a one-time charge great here I was gonna guess 400 but this guy's dreaming big it went from 150 to 200 to 650 based on how well they think they can take advantage of me basically because if it protects your IP address on my to work under your IP address it doesn't matter what kind of application or what kind of device comes it protect all of them where where did you put or do you what is the cloud go I guess when it's not raining I'm sorry where's the cloud going it's not raining did you understand what I'm saying like I can I can see the cloud sometimes comedian Department the 650 dollars that sounds wildly inexpensive to have someone put new walls up all around my house that they'd keep these things out of it that's very cheap so am I gonna have to do this all by myself because I'm not about to be wrong about tin foil firewall whatever you're caught mm-hmm also I should be asking you how hot is it because normally I keep my house about 83 degrees how much hollers is gonna make my ass it makes three times stronger does that mean it's which eighty three times three exactly I can't I can't keep my house for that that's true up mm-hmm okay that's don't worry stop aunty just let me hear you would be completely safe and secure I can't believe it 200 I can't live in that kind of a temperature you don't need to you don't need to the temperature would not be that time I'm tired and what's in my house right now Trina Kramer it's three times stronger ma'am well like it's three times stronger what does that mean is it more human this interesting all of its cars humor then I'd had to turn the temperature down and I had my thermos step ahead I had my son hardwired it so no one can change it any colder because everyone was coming out of the house saying it was too dang hot and I said well I pay for it you can find your own house to save a laugh daddy do you have just a Black Friday sale this is so good you you know what I called I was expecting to have to pay two to three thousand dollars that's one thing get ripped my grandson charged me when when he was helping me when he was helping me buy a computer go ahead and find out it's a book please I'm shy I don't have a checkbook you don't have a checkbook t-hub debit card yes all right is it a visa master yes it's a reason right yes I did it quite a few presidents actually quite a few prisoners now but I think among I fell head over heels for Dyson Dyson and I oh he was a traveler his brother over the vacuum guy I can't even tell you I can't even tell you oh no I because you know I have to start to work then we can talk about it all day sorry go ahead and get to work some minute and I was all right I'll talk to you when it's done please call me tomorrow and sure no no I thank you for all of your help bye hello hello he'll call back he'll call me man hello he's not gonna call me back that that's shocking to me step out and that call bet unless unless he just feels like he's been being messed with and now he's like I don't they called that so often I got it strange to her at the end I did get a little ridiculous well here we go announcement Kendall how can I help you hi Barbara this is Dave so you were about to give your debit card details hello I was working I was working on a computer alright alright you were putting on the tool the hacking tool yes exactly and he were about to give me your debit card details but still hadn't grabbed your card there was a 700 and that kept ended by only debit card so grab it a bit card please okay it's gonna take me a minute I have to go across the house together no problem go up okay okay now here you can see we found multiple IP addresses were here you're trying to access information now they are disappeared right there on the screen this is yours what are you talk on your foreign address the foreign addresses were disappeared here they are not here they have been eliminated which means you are completely safe and secure now Dave no well that's what you ran before I wrote it down on my notes why are they still there I thought I thought she said you fix the problem they will be gone right in next 30 minutes you own you just told me they were gone two seconds ago so what is it ma'am let me tell you the man the numbers are very low plus we found they were more than 30 and now you can see here they're going after you started to do it yes yeah okay well I guess I can I guess I should just wait mm-hmm you don't need to because you know that's in the process all right so now we have to apply for this mask you gonna pay for it what's the name of it again what's your name under you I say show security exactly okay so where do I buy it or do I buy it ma'am we are going to call it after the payment four dollars now that's cheap here we complete the higher level programmers those are seven hundred dollars up here will complete its for every year but we're still at 1:00 what I'm going to give it I'm going to install that Wow what 1990 boy why is this this is old selling me something from the 90s no it has been launched in 1995 transport layer security is now okay so sheer Sockets Layer is old and not used anymore mm-hmm that's what that means right yes okay so why are you trying to sell it to me you know one thing is pretty clear that's doom you don't computer savvy yeah that is pretty clear but I'm reading this Wikipedia article right here and it says that pls is is better than SSL and that's a sellout use anymore we and weirdly say anything about my bank account you know what happened to me a month ago let me tell you a man who came into my house and he brought a box it said ups on guess what was inside up what another box and inside of that it had a package that I ordered from the electronic Bay eBay okay I had ordered a dozen boxes because I wanted to sell some of my memorabilia on eBay and I learned something through their transaction because the man that sold me the boxes on eBay put a letter in the box with his email address it was something like boxes are us three seven nine eight but I accidentally emailed boxes on us three eight seven eight and that man told me that he was a prince from Nigeria and I bet you know where this goes from here don't you because I spent the better half of a month communicating with that man and I was this I mean I was so close to receiving I think it was fifty thousand dollars there was gonna be my cut of the money but then my son called me it was a scam and he told me that their scams on the airman and I have to be very careful and I vowed from that day forward I said no one will scare me it is impossible to skim by your mom's gamble and except for the IRS the thing that I that happened a couple weeks ago I have always been on the lookout and so I just want you to tell me exactly what's going on because that's how you get in trouble I need to know exactly what I'm buying or else it could be a scam so which firewall is it that I might oh we're going to do everything for you yes ma'am but you said that there were hackers all over all of my devices that's why I'm not going to do anything with your device right now I'm not gonna tell you over the phone you said the deck and I said they took everything and they're listening and watching everything no they are not they are watching they are not listening right I didn't realize that they couldn't hear anything what happened nothing though I haven't read the card number it's four six four nine nine six four nine nine six four nine one six four nine one six nine eight three four nine eight three nine eight seven two nine eight seven nine nine nine to nine yes this will just validate but it doesn't have any it's not real okay explanation April twenty twenty and is the key already killed in the back of the car is four three digits appears on the back of the card yes it's fine thank you very much and how does your name appear on the card are me Kendall give me one good moment here I just need to Bluff information from your end okay all right so now give me just one moment let me transfer this call the same technician he was talking to you all right he is connected device again who are you what do you mean the same technician wait a second no ma'am and I just give the wrong person all of my information mm-hmm no my moto Callisto okay no let me tell you this point ma'am let me tell you sorry okay I am your computer security technician actually Wayne all right my name is Dave I was talking to you you steal my money right no ma'am okay and you say it can you say Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers Peter pick a pecker right Seema I cannot see that's not quite tongue twister and I'm very bad at that I mean you could at least try it I'm sorry I don't want to I don't embarrass myself Peter Peter Piper Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers can you please repeat it back to me Peter that's gonna be next to impossible for me okay it's okay write this down it's so fun to show fun Peter Peter pumpkin eater picked a peck of Piper peppers beggared how many Piper records could pickled pepper Piper eat oh my god I might be how many peppers could a Peter Piper pecker if a Peter Piper pecker could pick a peck of pickled peppers that's why I was sorry so now can we go I don't stop the work ma'am yeah that would be fine all right all right so now it's gonna take almost four hours to fix the issue all right are you are you are you joking [Music] security breaches more than 90% all right 30 minutes 15 minutes ago 30 minutes to just you know clean up it but to install the security it's going to take almost three and a half hours so including 30 minutes in three and a half hours is gonna take almost four hours all right okay what are you gonna do exactly you know first of all we are going to eliminate all those you know foreign IP address then we are going to install couple of security software that that can protect your to make turkey the first one and eliminate two foreign addresses and after that's done I'll go to bad-mouth that's the last product he doesn't laugh okay cuz you read it from the beginning then instead of yeah what's the first thing area another first of all I'm just going going to run the thing all right oh you're gonna run the thing would you mind running this thing right now give me this one good mama - okay are you deciding thing to run or no ma'am I'm just gonna start it it's called piadina what's that I don't speak Spanish don't worry ma'am I do this instructing the person speaking Spanish right because we are from we are Spanish all right so I he's as quite oh yeah weakened language door Spanish yes I'm working in the United States right now but I'm I'm not Spanish all right interesting so here I'm gonna stop thank you here we can see ma'am all right yeah so it's gonna take almost 30 minutes alrighty hey why you exit out I didn't okay give me one compartment okay yeah basically the way this works is they tell you to move on and it's going to take a long time so they can just they want you to go to bed or walk away just can they want access to your computer to do various things and they want you to think that they worked really hard to fix your computer when in reality they're not doing a blanket I would call you back in next one hour all right ma'am after one hour I would call you back but the complete work is gonna take almost four hours okay any way you could do it in about half an hour no ma'am I'm sorry if I pay you more no ma'am I'm sorry that's impossible even if you type even if you type something like like it's done now Danielle no it's not no what are we gonna do now nothing just we can hang up the call and wait I'm gonna call you back right but I'm not gonna let you just be on my computer we have to work on that right so you can be in front of the computer you can watch how are you working on that all right okay can you explain what's going on what what is it what does it mean that I'm getting a reply thing ma'am what is it I genuinely would love to hear what it means to get a reply I know that I've been right on that line of basically just revealing I'm actually kind of surprised that I even talked to me at this point I mean I typed in netstat and told him that the hackers weren't off my computer like 30 minutes ago but apparently they're still this is what they do I we've done this before where I haven't revealed I've given them credit card information that validates and they start doing this they try to actually try to work with the people that they're partnered with in the United States to process the card and and make sure that they can steal your money I'm sorry you know my peers yeah it's one nine point six six point two five point eight two it's my psi yeah one nine one six - okay 69.2 yeah we have different offices the barber we have different offices my 19.6 - that's here 9.14 yeah yeah yes ma'am and probably next time ins calling you I will be calling from another branch so at that time the Ford Motor Company I'm sorry what just phone number when I looked up that phone number hello yeah what it hello what are you saying yes Barbara please go ahead why did everyone speak Spanish Thomas come on we are speaking in English so Barbara as the technician Ulrich's when you see us that don't make me to do these kind of things Barbara it's a professional call I hope understand that oh you were just speaking Spanish a moment ago there was a mistake I'm sure that I'll have to see the consequences why can't you speak another language on the phone I'm sorry for that don't say sorry Express I wish into each as well I speak multiple languages oh I didn't know that yeah no here you want to talk I don't back to me I guess you know I we're not allowed to be not allowed to you know talk to a customer you know more than one of us mean almost one hour now so I'll have to work on that and I'm gonna call you back in explore of us well you're talking to customer for more than an hour yes ma'am because you know we have to handle other customers so they are on hold all right you've been talking to me for - yes ma'am hope you know Stan that are you gonna get fired oh no sorry oh well I don't want those yes don't don't worry ma'am there is no such kind of security has been detected right so well that's good mm-hmm that's good mom so we have to do a couple of months you know $700 for mom we have to do a couple of more scam that's why I just need a time frame ma'am I just need one hour that we can check everything and we can get back to you with the anything right now it takes it would take approximate one hour at least well first he said it would take 30 minutes and then he said it would take 4 hours and then he said it would take 15 minutes and then she said I could take 4 hours and now you're saying it's going to take an hour can I tell you something though all right yes [Music]

Channel: Kitboga

Views: 524,625

Rating: 4.9470887 out of 5

Keywords: scambait, scam, prank call, call center, robo calls, fraud, improv, tech support, grandma, social engineering, trick, netstat, hacking

Id: ERwYs8SKgEU

Length: 45min 18sec (2718 seconds)

Published: Tue Feb 11 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/Lambo1206]

Having a mother who’s fallen for these types of calls before, fuck this guy and good on the streamer for making a fool out of him.