SEE THESE ANSWERS UP HERE? YOUR OBJECTIVE ONCE YOU SEE ONE IS TO GUESS THE ONE THAT AIN'T TURNED OVER YET. WE DON'T NEED Y'ALL READING WHAT'S ON THE BOARD. OK, YOU GOT IT, SONIA? Steve: HERE WE GO. NAME SOMETHING PEOPLE SAY LOOKS BRIGHT. >> THE STARS, STEVE. Steve: I KNOW. THAT'S GOOD. I KNOW. THAT'S THE BEST ANSWER YOU DONE GAVE, GIRL. >> GIVE ME FIVE. WHOO. Steve: NOW, THAT'S UP THERE. >> GIVE ME ANOTHER FIVE. WHOO. Steve: THAT'S UP--HELL, YEAH. THAT'S UP THERE. HA HA HA. >> WHOO-WHOO. Steve: WHOO-WHOO. TURN AROUND. >> LET'S POINT TOGETHER. Both: STARS. Steve: UP THERE. >> IN YOUR FACE. Steve: IN YOUR FACE. >> IT'S ALREADY THERE. >> OH. Steve: YEAH. MM-HMM. NAME SOMETHING PEOPLE COMPLAIN IS CLINGY. >> I ALWAYS HAVE A KID HANGING FROM MY LEGS 'CAUSE I HAVE 5 CHILDREN, SO YOUR CHILDREN. YOUR KIDS. Steve: YEAH, THAT'S-- THAT'S A GREAT ANSWER. THAT'S GOOD. WHOO-OOH, THAT'S GOOD. SURPRISE. >> YEAH, IT IS. Steve: BOY, I LOVE THIS BOY RIGHT HERE. >> I'M WAITING, STEVE. Steve: NO, NO, NO. I LOVE THAT BOY RIGHT HERE. YOU KNOW EVERYBODY IN HERE IN ON THIS ONE. WHOO-OOH, J.E. YOU STANDING THERE WAITING ON IT. IS IT UP THERE? FOLKS, IS IT UP THERE? Audience: YES. >> STEVE, HURRY UP, MAN. >> J.E., LOOK AT THE BOARD. >> OH. [STEVE CHUCKLES] NAME SOMETHING MEN THINK THEY DO PERFECTLY UNTIL THEY MARRY AND THE WIFE SHOW THEM WHAT IDIOTS THEY ARE. RANDA: WELL, I KNOW THIS FROM PERSONAL EXPERIENCE. THAT IS LAUNDRY, STEVE. LAUNDRY. STEVE: YEAH. RANDA: LAUNDRY. STEVE: YOU THINK THAT'S UP THERE? RANDA: I KNOW IT'S UP THERE. STEVE: GIRL, THAT'S-- [AUDIENCE LAUGHING] STEVE: YOU PROBABLY--WHAT YOU THINK THE CHANCES OF IT BEING UP THERE IS? RANDA: 100%. STEVE: 100%. YOU KNOW WHAT TRAVIS SAID ABOUT YOU? RANDA: WHAT? STEVE: TRAVIS SAID YOU AIN'T EVER WRONG. RANDA: I'M NOT. STEVE: SO THIS RIGHT HERE IS GONNA BE QUITE A TEST. WHAT WAS YOUR ANSWER? LAUNDRY? RANDA: LAUNDRY. STEVE: ALL RIGHT. LET'S SEE IF IT'S UP THERE. [AUDIENCE LAUGHING] RANDA: OH, MY GOSH! OH, MY GOSH! STEVE: TALKED TO 100 WOMEN. NAME SOMETHING YOU HAVE ENOUGH OF TO LAST YOU A LIFETIME. KATHRYN: CLOTHES. STEVE: THAT'S A GOOD ONE. WHOO! KATHRYN: WHOO! STEVE: YOU LIKE THAT ONE? KATHRYN: I WISH I HAD MORE CLOTHES, BUT THIS IS A GOOD ANSWER. STEVE: THAT'S A GREAT ANSWER. KATHRYN: YES. STEVE: LIKE FEELING CONFIDENT ABOUT IT? KATHRYN: I THINK I'M RIGHT THIS TIME, STEVE. STEVE: MATTER OF FACT, I BET YOU RIGHT. KATHRYN: I LIKE THAT ATTITUDE, STEVE. STEVE: THAT'S THE ATTITUDE YOU HAVE, BECAUSE YOU SAID IT WITH SUCH ASSERT-- KATHRYN: CONFIDENCE. STEVE: YEAH. SAY IT AGAIN. KATHRYN: I'M GONNA GO WITH CLOTHES, STEVE. STEVE: YEAH! KATHRYN: YEAH! STEVE: YOU THROW YOUR HAIR BACK. KATHRYN: WHOO! STEVE: HAW HAW HAW HAW! KATHRYN: WHOO! STEVE: LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. HOW GOOD DO YOU THINK THAT ANSWER IS? KATHRYN: BETTER THAN MY LAST FEW ANSWERS, STEVE. STEVE: YOU BETTER KNOW IT. [LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE] STEVE: [INDISTINCT] THAT ANSWER IS SO GOOD--YOU WANT ME TO TELL YOU HOW GOOD THAT ANSWER IS. KATHRYN: YEAH. STEVE: LOOK RIGHT THERE. KATHRYN: ALL RIGHT. OH, MY GOD! AAH! [LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE] NAME A KIND OF PLASTIC SURGERY YOU'D LIKE TO GET. MICHELLE: TUMMY TUCK. STEVE: YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD ANSWER. YOU LIKE THAT ONE? MICHELLE: SURE, I'D GET A TUMMY TUCK. STEVE: YOU'RE POSITIVE ABOUT IT? MICHELLE: I'M POSITIVE, TUMMY TUCK. STEVE: YOU'RE REALLY POSITIVE ABOUT IT? ELIZABETH: IT'S UP THERE. STEVE: ARE YOU--? WILL YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH? [LAUGHTER] I'M SO--I'M SO SICK OF HER! I AM SICK OF HER IN THE BACK. I AM THE HOST OF THIS SHOW, ELIZABETH! LET ME DO THIS! MY GOD! ELIZABETH: I'M SORRY. STEVE: HOW MANY TIMES HAS SOMEBODY HAD TO ASK YOU TO BE QUIET? MICHELLE: ALL THE TIME. ELIZABETH: ALL THE TIME. STEVE: OKAY, OKAY. [MUMBLES] I GOT THIS. OH, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? I SURE HOPE SHE GETS THIS ANSWER. MICHELLE: ME, TOO. STEVE: I SURE HOPE YOU GET THIS ANSWER. PLEASE... I HOPE IN THE NAME OF HOPE THAT THEY HAVE SENT THESE KIDS TO SCHOOL. LET HER GET THIS ANSWER SO I CAN TALK TO YOU-KNOW-WHO. I SURE WANT IT TO BE YOUR TURN, ELIZABETH. NAME A KIND OF PLASTIC SURGERY YOU'D LIKE TO GET. MICHELLE: TUMMY TUCK. OH, IT'S UP THERE. OH, THAT'S WHAT YOU WERE SAYING! [APPLAUSE AND LAUGHTER] ELIZABETH: THANK YOU. NOW DO YOU SEE WHAT I'M DEALING WITH. MICHELLE: I'M A BLONDE, WHAT DID YOU EXPECT? STEVE: HEY, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP. [LAUGHTER] Steve: BARRY, GIVE ME A PLACE WHERE PEOPLE POUR THEIR HEART OUT TO A COMPLETE STRANGER. >> THE DOCTOR. Steve: YEAH. THAT'S A GOOD ANSWER. >> DOCTOR. Steve: I KNOW THAT'S RIGHT. THAT'S GOOD. YOU LIKE IT? >> YEAH, I LIKE IT A LITTLE. THE DOCTOR. Steve: HOW CERTAIN ARE YOU THAT IT'S UP THERE? LIKE A PERCENTAGE OF WHAT YOU THINK IT'S UP THERE. LIKE 80% >> 90%. Steve: 90%? I THINK IT'S HIGHER THAN THAT. >> 95. Steve: 95. UH, I THINK IT'S A LITTLE HIGHER THAN THAT, BARRY. >> ALL RIGHT, THEN I'LL SAY 99.9%. Steve: I DON'T WANT TO SOUND LIKE I KNOW EVERYTHING, BUT I THINK IT'S HIGHER THAN THAT. >> SO THEN YOU WANT ME TO GO TO 100.2, .3, 4, 5, 10%? Steve: THAT'S WHAT I WANT YOU TO GO WITH. >> THEN THAT'S WHAT I'M GOING WITH, STEVE. Steve: THAT'S WHAT YOU GOING WITH. WE ALREADY WENT THERE. >> YEAH, WE ALREADY WENT THERE. YEAH, WE ALREADY WENT THERE. Steve: HOO-WEE! YOU SHARP. NAME SOMETHING MIGHT BE LEAKING WHERE A PLUMBER WOULD BE NO HELP. DWAYNE: I'M GONNA SAY YOUR TIRE. YOU MIGHT HAVE A SMALL LEAK IN YOUR TIRE. STEVE: IN YOUR TIRE. THAT'S A GOOD ANSWER. BRANDON: YEP, THAT'S A GOOD ANSWER. STEVE: YOU LIKE THAT? DWAYNE: I LIKE THAT ONE. I LIKE THAT ONE. STEVE: YOU LIKE IT A LOT? DWAYNE: I LIKE IT A LOT. IT'S UP THERE. STEVE: IT'S UP THERE? BOY... YOU SURE IT'S UP THERE? DWAYNE: SURE. 100. NOT 50-50. STEVE: NOT 50-50? DWAYNE: 100. STEVE: I'M GONNA SHOW YOU HOW SMART YOU ARE. HOW MANY Y'ALL THINK IT'S UP THERE ALREADY? [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] DWAYNE: LET'S GO. HA HA HA! [LAUGHTER] IT'S UP THERE. STEVE: YOU GOT EVERYBODY IN THE CROWD THINK TIRE IS UP THERE. DWAYNE: THEY KNOW. THEY DONE HAD A LEAK IN THEIR TIRE BEFORE. STEVE: THEY KNOW. DWAYNE: THEY KNOW. STEVE: HELL, YEAH, THEY KNOW. REGINA: HA HA HA! STEVE: BOY, THEY KNOW FOR SURE. DWAYNE: KNOW FOR SURE. STEVE: FOR SURE, FOR SURE. DWAYNE: FOR SURE, FOR SURE. STEVE: 1,000%? DWAYNE: 1,000. STEVE: SO IF I TURN, TIRE GONNA BE UP THERE. DWAYNE: IT'LL BE UP THERE. STEVE: YOU WANT TO TURN FIRST AND LOOK? [LAUGHTER] RYAN: CAR/TIRE RIGHT THERE. STEVE: MMM! DWAYNE: OH, MY. LIKE THAT. [LAUGHTER] GIVE ME SOMETHING THAT PEOPLE IN HELL HAVE TO STAND IN ALL DAY LONG. CHRISSY: I'M GONNA SAY LAVA. STEVE: YEAH. THAT'S A GOOD ONE. CHRISSY: THANK YOU. STEVE: YOU LIKE THAT? THAT'S A GREAT ONE. I GOT THIS. THIS WHAT I DO. HOW SURE ARE YOU? WHAT'S I DO. HOW SURE ARE YOU? WHAT'S THE CHANCES OF THAT BEING UP THERE? CHRISSY: I FEEL PRETTY GOOD ABOUT IT. HA HA HA! STEVE: REALLY? CHRISSY: YEAH. IF IT'S FIERY, THERE'S GOT TO BE LAVA, RIGHT, AND SMOKE AND RED. STEVE: YEAH, MAN, ALL OF THAT. I GOT TO DO IT, BUT-- SO NOW, WHEN IT'S ALL SMOKY DOWN THERE AND YOU SEE ALL THAT RED, SO YOU'RE THINKING THAT'S LAVA. CHRISSY: RIGHT. STEVE: YEAH. CHRISSY: HA HA HA! ANTHONY: WE GOT THIS, STEVE. STEVE: AND YOU'RE PRETTY SURE IT'S UP THERE. CHRISSY: I'M GOING FOR IT. HA HA! I AM GOING FOR IT. I'M ALL IN. HA HA HA! STEVE: AH, YES, YOU ARE. ANTHONY: HA HA HA! STEVE: LADY, YOU DON'T KNOW HOW FAR IN YOU ARE. CHRISSY: HA HA HA! STEVE: YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK? I BET ABOUT 58 PEOPLE SAID THAT. CHRISSY: HA HA HA! YOU THINK? STEVE: HUH? CHRISSY: I SAID, "DO YOU THINK?" STEVE: YOU THINK? YEAH. I THINK ABOUT 58 PEOPLE SAID THAT. THAT WOULD BE A BIG NUMBER. CHRISSY: I LIKE IT. HA HA HA! STEVE: YOU LIKE THAT A LOT. CHRISSY: YEAH. I LIKE IT. STEVE: LOT OF PEOPLE LIKE IT. WATCH THIS. Y'ALL LIKE IT? [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] CHRISSY: YEAH, RIGHT? COME ON. ANTHONY: GOOD ANSWER. STEVE: NOW WATCH THIS RIGHT HERE, CHRISSY. HOW MANY OF Y'ALL-- CHRISSY: OH, MY GOD! HA HA HA! HA HA HA! OH, MY GOD! HA HA HA! I MISSED THAT COMPLETELY. Steve: UNCLE JESSIE, NAME A PART OF YOUR BODY THAT MAKES SOUNDS OTHERS CAN HEAR. >> YOUR MOUTH. Steve: YEAH. THAT'S A GOOD ONE. [LAUGHTER] HA HA! BAM! HEY HEY HEY! >> BOOM! Steve: GOT TO NAIL IT. FLY THAT PLANE, BOY. WHOO-HOO! BOY, THAT'S A GOOD ANSWER. GO ON, JESSIE. HA! HA HA! THAT'S A GOOD ANSWER THERE, JESSIE. OH, YEAH. NO, NO, I GOT THIS. NO. LET ME DO THIS RIGHT HERE. I LIKE PEOPLE LIKE THIS. THIS IS WHY I COME TO WORK. I KNOW. I KNOW YOU WANT ME TO STOP, TAKE HIM OUT OF HIS MISERY, BUT JUST LET ME, PLEASE, MONIQUE. PLEASE. I KNOW YOU WANT TO SAVE HIM BECAUSE YOU LOVE HIM. SEE, SOMETIMES WHEN YOU MEET CRAZY PEOPLE, WHAT YOU GOT TO DO IS, YOU GOT TO LET THEM GO ALL THE WAY OUT. WHEN YOU SEE THEM--GO ON, BOY. UH-UH, JESSIE. NO, NO. MONIQUE, I KNOW YOU WANT TO SAVE HIM, BECAUSE YOU CAN'T STAND TO SEE IT, CAN YOU? BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHY YOU CAN'T STAND TO SEE IT? BECAUSE YOU KNOW THIS IS ON TAPE. UNCLE JESSIE, WHAT'S YOUR ANSWER AGAIN, JESSIE? >> YOUR MOUTH. Steve: YOUR MOUTH. HA HA HA HA! [STOMPING] IF IT'S ON THE BOARD, THAT'S A GOOD ANSWER. WHOO! JESSIE, LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING OVER THERE. >> YES, SIR. Steve: YOU REALLY BELIEVE THAT'S UP THERE, DON'T YOU? >> I BELIEVE SO. IT SHOULD BE. Steve: IT SHOULD BE? HA HA HA! WHOO! BOY, THAT'S A GOOD ANSWER. LET ME ASK YOU ANOTHER THING. HOW ARE YOU GONNA FEEL IF IT AIN'T UP THERE? [LAUGHTER] ABOUT THAT SMALL? ABOUT THAT SMALL? WELL... I THINK YOU'RE ABOUT TO FEEL MAYBE THIS SMALL. [LAUGHTER] I KNOW. I KNOW, MISS MONIQUE. I KNOW YOU WANT TO STOP ME. YOU READY, JESSIE? >> I'M READY. Steve: ALL RIGHT. NAME A PART OF YOUR BODY THAT MAKES SOUNDS OTHERS CAN HEAR. YOU'RE GONNA STAY WITH THAT? ALL RIGHT. COOL. THAT'S WHAT I NEEDED. YEAH. COME HERE, UNCLE JESSIE. COME HERE. >> YES, SIR. Steve: COME HERE. NOW, LET ME TALK TO YOU. YEAH. STAY RIGHT THERE. UH, ABOUT RIGHT THERE. >> NUMBER 3 ANSWER. Steve: AT NUMBER 3, HUH? GET YOUR ASS OVER THERE. [LAUGHTER] POW! [INDISTINCT] OH, I LET HIM GO. I LET HIM HAVE ALL THAT. MONIQUE WAS OVER HERE DYING. SHE WAS SAYING, "MR. HARVEY, PLEASE." >> PLEASE. PLEASE, SIR, PLEASE. Steve: PLEASE, SIR. OH, NO. I LOVE MOMENTS LIKE THIS. >> SHOWTIME. Steve: SHOWTIME. THAT'S RIGHT.
