Steve: POINT VALUES ARE DOUBLE. WE GOT TOP 7 ANSWERS ON THE BOARD. NAME SOMETHING A DOCTOR MIGHT PULL OUT OF A PERSON. DARCY. >> A GERBIL. >> HA HA HA! >> [LAUGHTER] >> I DIDN'T SAY THAT. I DIDN'T SAY THAT. >> WHOO! >> I HEARD ABOUT SOMETHING LIKE THAT ONCE. Steve: YES. YES, YOU SAID IT. YOU SAID IT. I MEAN, JUST RIGHT OUT LIKE THAT. >> THAT'S AWESOME. Steve: FIRST THING YOU COULD COME UP WITH--BAM! GERBIL! JUST LIKE THAT, FIRST ANSWER. OH, NO...BAM! GERBIL! JUST LIKE THAT. PULL IT OUT. I'VE HEARD OF THIS. HEY, HEY, OVER HERE. OVER HERE. GERBIL? GERBIL, GERBIL, GERBIL. GERBIL, GERBIL. GERBIL, GERBIL, GERBIL. NAME SOMETHING A DOCTOR MIGHT PULL OUT OF A PERSON. BAM! GERBIL! [INHALES SHARPLY] GERBIL! MANNY. >> A BABY. A BABY? Steve: A BABY. TOP 7 ANSWERS ON THE BOARD, LADIES. HERE WE GO. NAME A NUMBER THAT MOST MEN EXAGGERATE. JENNA: A HUNDRED. STEVE: A HUNDRED. ASHLYNN: 69? [LAUGHTER AND CHEERING] [ASHLYNN LAUGHS] STEVE: JOEL? JOEL: THEIR HEIGHT. STEVE: THEIR HEIGHT. DAVE: GOOD ANSWER. STEVE: YEAH. BRANDY? BRANDY: THEIR AGE. STEVE: THEIR AGE. NAME A COUNTRY A MAN WITH A MUSTACHE SHOULD VISIT TO MEET A WOMAN WITH A MUSTACHE. NATHAN: FRANCE. STEVE: FRANCE. DARRELL: PARIS. [LAUGHTER] DARRELL: HA HA HA HA HA! STEVE: SAY-- DARRELL: [LAUGHING] STEVE: YOU MY MAN, DARRELL. DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT THIS, THOUGH. YOU KNOW GOOD AND WELL IT AIN'T. DARRELL: I KNOW IT. STEVE: ALL RIGHT. OK. I APPRECIATE YOU, THOUGH, MAN. LET'S JUST--JUST GO ON BACK TO YOUR SPOT. DARRELL: YEAH. STEVE: YOU WANT TO SEE? DARRELL: YEAH, I WANT TO SEE. STEVE: WE'LL GO FAST. [LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE] GUYS, HERE WE GO. POINT VALUES ARE DOUBLE. WE GOT THE TOP 5 ANSWERS ON THE BOARD. NAME A KIND OF SUIT THAT'S NOT APPROPRIATE FOR THE OFFICE. BRITTON. BRITTON: CHICKEN NOODLE. SUIT! SUIT. STEVE: "YOU DON'T WEAR NO DAMN CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP IN HERE!" AUDIENCE: AW! VICTOR: BIRTHDAY. STEVE: BIRTHDAY. VICTOR: WE'RE PLAYING, STEVE. STEVE: HA HA HA! TOP 6 ANSWERS ON THE BOARD. WE ASKED 100 MEN, "FILL IN THE BLANK. EVERY GIRL I MEET TELLS ME I'M WHAT?" JOE: SMELLY! [LAUGHTER] IT'S JUST ME. STEVE: YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE THAT CAME FROM, DO YOU? ANGIE: YOU ACTUALLY SMELL BEAUTIFUL! STEVE: AS SOON AS YOU WENT, "SMELLY!" HE JUST WENT, "OH, GOD." SME--SMELLY. JOE, COME ON, MAN. ANGIE: SEXY. STEVE: SEXY. WIFE MIGHT TELL HER HUSBAND, "I WISH YOUR WHAT WAS LIKE STEVE HARVEY'S"? JENNIFER: TEETH. STEVE: TEETH. TEETH. BRANDY. BRANDY: PENIS. [AUDIENCE YELLING] [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] LEROY: GOOD ANSWER, BRANDY! DENIECE: GOOD ANSWER! STEVE: GO ON BACK OVER THERE BECAUSE THAT AIN'T UP HERE. JUST GO ON, LITTLE BRANDY. GO ON. THAT AIN'T NO GOOD ANSWER. DENIECE: THAT'S ALL RIGHT, HONEY. BRANDY: IT COULD BE. STEVE: NO, YOU DON'T STAND UP HERE PREGNANT AND THEN MAKE A COMMENT LIKE THAT. DENIECE: OH, MY GOD. STEVE: DING-A-LING. DENIECE: IT WAS UP THERE! IT WAS UP THERE. IT WAS UP THERE. BRANDY: I TOLD YOU, STEVE. I TOLD YOU. ALL RIGHT, LADIES, LET'S GO. TOP 5 ANSWERS ON THE BOARD. HERE WE GO. WE ASKED 100 MARRIED WOMEN. USING THE BARTER SYSTEM, WHAT COULD WE GIVE YOU IN EXCHANGE FOR YOUR MAN? KENYALA. KENYALA: BREAD. HA HA HA. STEVE: HUH? KENYALA: BREAD. STEVE: BREAD? KENYALA: I'M SORRY. STEVE: DAMN, JODY. JODY...USING THE BARTER SYSTEM, NAME ME SOMETHING WE COULD GIVE YOU FOR YOUR MAN. LOAF OF BREAD. >> SHE'S HUNGRY. KENYALA: IT'S THE FIRST THING THAT POPPED IN MY HEAD. STEVE: MAN. WELL, JODY, ALL THAT SERVING THE COUNTRY AND RIDING ON THEM COVERT OPERATIONS YOU DONE DONE FOR THIS COUNTRY--DRIVE A BLACK HAWK. JODY: YES, SIR. STEVE: PILOT BLACK HAWK HELICOPTERS IN THE MILITARY, SAVING OUR COUNTRY. GREAT GUY. YEP. SHE'LL TRADE IT ALL IN FOR SOME BREAD. KENYALA: GIRL'S GOT TO EAT. STEVE: BREAD. ALL RIGHT, GUYS, HERE WE GO, TOP 5 ANSWERS ON THE BOARD. WE ASKED 100 MARRIED MEN, WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU DO WHEN YOU REALIZE YOUR WIFE IS MAD AT YOU? [RING] >> LIE. Steve: LIE? [LAUGHTER] >> I'M NOT MARRIED, SO, I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW. I'M NOT MARRIED. [APPLAUSE] WAS IT BAD? Steve: WELL, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. YOU DON'T KNOW HOW REAL THAT ANSWER IS. [LAUGHTER] WE AIN'T SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT, THOUGH. >> YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT. I MESSED UP, I'M SORRY. Steve: NO, NO, YOU AIN'T MESSED UP. THAT'S IMPORTANT FOR YOU TO KNOW SOMETHING, YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MANY TIMES--YOU KNOW, YOU'RE AN EAGLE SCOUT. >> YES, YES, I AM, YES. Steve: YOU'RE GOING TO BE LYING YOUR ASS OFF. >> YOU'RE RIGHT. Steve: GET IT ON, LET'S LIE! [BUZZER] Audience: AWW. Steve: IT IS IN OUR DNA. HE'S 19 AND HE ALREADY KNOWS, "I'M JUST GOING TO LIE." >> SEE? Steve: MS. KIM? >> BUY HER FLOWERS. Steve: BUY HER FLOWERS. [APPLAUSE] [BELL] [APPLAUSE AND CHEERING] ALL RIGHT, GUYS, HERE WE GO. WE GOT TOP 8 ANSWERS ON-- YOU JUST GONNA WIN LIKE THAT? >> I'M SORRY. HA HA HA! [LAUGHTER] Steve: "JUST GO ON. JUST ASK WHEN YOU WANT TO." [LAUGHTER] "LITTLE SKINNY TAIL AIN'T GONNA BEAT ME ON THE BUZZER, I'LL TELL YOU THAT." WE GOT TOP 8 ANSWERS ON THE BOARD. IN HORROR MOVIES, NAME A PLACE TEENAGERS GO WHERE THERE ALWAYS A KILLER IN THE HOUSE. MISS FREDIA? >> THE WOODS. Steve: IN THE WOODS. NAME SOMETHING THAT'S LONG AND WET. VICTOR. VICTOR: UM... STEVE: PEPE. PEPE: MY, UH... [ PEOPLE LAUGHING ] YOU KNOW WHAT I WAS GONNA... STEVE: MIKE? MIKE: A KISS. STEVE: ALL SLICK LIKE THAT. A KISS. [ BUZZER SOUNDS ] STEVE: KIKI? KIKI: GO THE OTHER WAY. A FISH. STEVE: A FISH. POINT VALUES HAVE DOUBLED. WE GOT TOP 7 ANSWERS ON THE BOARD. WE ASKED 100 WOMEN, WHAT MIGHT A BLIND DATE CONVENIENTLY FORGET TO MENTION ABOUT HIMSELF? [LAUGHTER] LYNETT: IS THAT IT? [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] SHERRY: HE'S BLIND. STEVE: HE'S BLIND? [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE] THE BLIND DATE CONVENIENTLY FORGOT TO MENTION HE'S-- "I REALLY AM A BLIND DATE!" [AUDIENCE GROANS] LYNETT: HE'S MARRIED! STEVE: HE'S MARRIED! NAME SOMETHING THAT OFTEN LASTS LONGER THAN YOU WANT IT TO. DAN. DAN: A BEER. STEVE: A BEER. DAN: YOU KNOW, IT GETS WARM. I DON'T KNOW. STEVE: A BEER. ANITRA. ANITRA: SEX. MICHAEL: GOOD ANSWER. ANITRA: SORRY, BABE. [LAUGHTER] STEVE: MIKE, WE FIND-- ANITRA: IT'S NOT ABOUT HIM. STEVE: WHO THE HELL YOU MARRIED TO? ANITRA: YOU SAID 100 PEOPLE. STEVE: NAH, NAH, NAH, NAH. YOU TURN AROUND, YOU SAYING, "SORRY, BABE." NOW, WHO WAS YOU TALKING TO? WELL, IT IS HIM. HE'S RIGHT THERE. THE ANSWER CAME FROM YOUR HEAD. SEX. [ALL YELL "PLAY"] STEVE: IT'S WAY TOO LONG. DAWG, I'M TELLING YOU NOW. COME ON, MAN. GIVE ME ERICA, GIVE ME CAROL. ["FAMILY FEUD" THEME PLAYS] ERICA: HELLO. ALL RIGHT. CAROL: OK. HERE, MY--I BARED MY SOUL TO YOU AND DIDN'T WIN. [LAUGHTER] STEVE: DID Y'ALL HEAR WHAT SHE SAID? "HERE I WENT AND BARED MY SOUL TO YOU AND DIDN'T WIN." [LAUGHTER] "TOLD YOU ALL ABOUT MY NEW BRA, AND WE STILL AIN'T WIN." [LAUGHTER] ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO. WE GOT THE TOP 5 ANSWERS ON THE BOARD. WE ASKED 100 MARRIED WOMEN, NAME SOMETHING YOU'D DO IF YOUR HUSBAND MADE RESERVATIONS FOR THE TWO OF YOU ON A SWINGERS' CRUISE. ERICA: INVITE MY BEST FRIEND. CAROL: OH, WOW! [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] CAROL: WOW! WOW! GARY, HUH? I TOLD YOU I COULDN'T GO! HA HA HA HA! ERICA: YOU HEAR THAT? STEVE: SHE--SHE SAID, "I'M SORRY, BUT I TOLD YOU I COULDN'T GO." HA HA HA! INVITE MY BEST FRIEND! [AUDIENCE GROANS] MISS CAROL? CAROL: I WOULDN'T GO. STEVE: I WOULDN'T GO! [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] STEVE: WOW, I GOT TO-- CAROL: WE'RE GONNA PLAY. STEVE: OK, GOOD. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
