I downloaded a virus, but it was a goose.

okay so I made the poor choice to install this thing called desktop goose it's a little goose that runs around and it can click drag your mouse and open new windows but it's also a [ __ ] it's incredible it makes little footsteps out [Music] not even the intro is safe god it's just mesmerizing I know I'm gonna put them in this shoe when he comes back I'm gonna get in the boot you're going to you're going to boot camp buddy get in okay what's this nobody get away it's a can but for you it it's a can't we call Goose on the loose so we have loosey-goosey no you want the ball here you can have the wrong one I think we need to open the what you clicked on oh my god he opened Bing you know duck duck go away dude come here yeah take it little guy run I'm gonna give him a flower I think as a peace offering or he stopped stop tapping out look at him just trouncing around like he owns the [ __ ] place this is a new year guard you like cursors right this one right over here oh this is a waterfowl sure I'll keep that in what do we have to do all over my instruction sheet are you serious hit him with the shovel kill him I don't know if I have the force [Music] [Music] well I mind I will now trample your crops I curse you for the next seven seasons your harvests will be barren and dry and I will prowl wretched wastes I need that rake well I got it maybe I don't need to curse them for seven seasons now for the next eight seasons she'd be able to cause chaos if he wasn't causing so much chaos you know what I mean it's true push meeting meeting the bush come here it's a bush meeting Auggie snow of this there can only be one bad goose in this town do not walk out that door do not walk out that door sir walk down the door that is it mud on our screen he's disrespecting us deeply he's running amok you can take it I don't care I was migrating that way anyway so it doesn't even look like a goose it looks like a duck he's not even a good artist a little wider wider and then we give it legs for days yeah prepare for trouble and Berger too hard to type with feet learn I'm intimidated he seized on me he's on me I'm compromised you get the Frog oh just keeps going oh god I am threatened for they can we like imagine if a goose was like really that long a familiar face with a new spin his means are just so far beyond our understanding are we sure that's a goose you just looks like angles now get in the thermos I'd been in a store you are it's too long there's no such thing we got the message the first time man want you to see it he wants you to see his face gays doughnuts I don't know how to go faster you double-click in a direction and then you hold ok your strike no you can do this Oh God second hold the second click I guess it finally clicked honking in the corner we can yell get it oh you need the keys don't let him get him don't you gotta get him first I'm just a goose looking at a flower Oh Charlie oh you don't think I can play video games course you can pick up the champ see just like ya know that is so wrong you dumb Haggai the first hits gonna be for you the second is gonna be for your grave you want to play dirty here give me this this is my brew and I'm gonna I'm gonna clean up this town no come back seems like I've got a handle on things now oh my god I like that this goose is really asserting close this window I don't mind I am a goose so I'm sure it'll be totally yeah anything like this you haven't there geese you get hay get inside all right duck duck hah oh [ __ ] what comes next oh we're like uh-huh hey guys welcome to my show I didn't prepare any notes for this for the next 24 hours all crime is legal there they have tracked mud everywhere actually man if only we had someone else to clean it up goose nude now we have a third goose to clean up after the other to thank Jesus oh the frames they're so bad there's what are you doing don't put me with these clowns that was an awful idea say goodbye 3rd goose Bruce back inside I can't leave I can't leave there's no escape die and then there was one see this good work he's glad his brothers died we'll get her sweeping she's sweeping she's missing the one spot ha ha ha why do you think why do you think he's so interested in that thing anyway what is point yeah it looks kind of plain to me mmm duck duck the prophecy no no grab them again hold ctrl friends hold ctrl you can do it that's we don't even need this Desktop goose no take them you stupid kid I'll hold her off grab them we got to pick some things up from the store and never mind we actually don't need anything in the store I'm going back home lady Lady please wait do you not take credit what is the deal Oh No oh here I go here I go off into the carrots I love carrots oh I don't want the whole ones though I want baby it's messy being a goose sometimes and he's strong toilet paper I got that one just for the shits charlie lady your garage has a leak in it look there's a leak in your garage / and vege fruit and veg I'll take a tomato so no one really knows why can't you and this goose just get along along long i sir nothing this year I'm just a goose on my way thank you oh my good oh look he's been decapitated no good yeah the power is shifted this is my third day in a row hiding behind this fence because I know if even one of them gets a whiff of my scent it's over oh no I forgot about my cursor what are they doing oh they must be taking it to the boss good work my position it's compromised that's right back up back up I know what you are I know you are get off the screen I've defeated him I've defeated that he's back what can you even say oh my god he's taken up a name Chad you guys are all a bunch of [ __ ] [ __ ] hey Chad this is what's called fashion you ever heard of it oh [ __ ] there's no rules out here it's us against them okay so it's war oh look he's investing oh it's a goosey goose world out there and unless you have some sort of Brad Brad Chad Chad we have to burn this place to the ground Brad's a judge oh now I'm getting mad break your [ __ ] teeth up broad and shatter looking at each other like what the [ __ ] dude everyone on our screen right now is so high class class and then there's us we don't have our look okay now they're rubbing it in they brought the reduce he assists from Brad very clever oh and shad runs it down the field in the other direction sorry buddy but that's a foul look at this Chad something you'll never do art do you even know what color is Chad a plus hunk monk chunk Punk long stark donk donk donk strong Oh Krunk from the Emperor's New Groove goose Cal oh man you're thinking about socks I am also thinking about I'm gonna wash your socks you stinky little [ __ ] I have the soap mister oh no I hope I don't accidentally wash all your clothes ha ha ha no I screwed myself over I am a duck it's me I have it I take enough to have smoking habit I can't stop smoking quack Charlie you're terrible I accomplished in my life finally drop here and drop it drop it drop it drop it drop it drop it drop it drop it really ruin my life videomic home nice calm calm calm calm Chad if you go for her right now please do she was snapped and I will be kicked out of this no she put it back up again a [ __ ] no well I had it and then get [ __ ] intentionally mess it up you attend to listen I believe that desktop goofs always screwing everything up this is gonna be quite the spectacle Oh [ __ ] zero six going dark oh is this Claire this is gonna be quite the spectacle oh sure this is the best way to deal with a wild animal making myself look as big as possible could it also be a mating band could be yeah spare a penny look at this sculpture I made critics are raving and so is Chad oh no it can't be chad has entered the fabled beast mode what's he doing it's a cry for help we need to close the window and help Chad in the space we're gonna be smoke - Chad you think you're the only ones you can see out on the line [Music] loosey-goosey but before that just some loose ends we need to wrap up let's cut wrinkles off all right Chad this once this once I'll go beast mode with you let's create an eye job yes a good game but no one can work the shuttlecock quite like yours truly well Chad you've completely ruined our days so I hope you're happy but now at least I get to open my pack [Music] yeah my goose I'm just loosening you see why they call it untitled loose Game one my name is clearly Lucy the goose

Channel: Slimecicle

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Id: F_ScpiUqjJM

Length: 14min 4sec (844 seconds)

Published: Sun Feb 23 2020