THIS IS WHY I STOPPED RAPPING IN CSGO

put words in the put words in they in the in the discord you know in a ramp to it okay okay okay okay all right I'm gonna come and you know is this [ __ ] is like mozzarella cheese hose yeah stretchy and savory bro come on your nose man why aren't we say this again iPhone 11 Pro in my head and I'm like yeah no no come on these halls yeah nose come you see mother [ __ ] subscribing to me and man I'm vibe and snore come honestly every day man this is really getting all vibe Jack do you best respect this is me and honestly when it comes to the [ __ ] MC as WAG is spitting these [ __ ] pretty hard is it gif or is it [ __ ] Geoff I don't know I'm pretty sure vibes it's coming - snoring too much tom slime are you okay [ __ ] yourselves hey piano what's two plus three good job what's two plus two what's one plus one well are you [ __ ] [ __ ] dude I have good internet now it's my first time playing yeah I eat my new new place like your first time playing on good thing because you're not playing dude I'm on good internet now for what you lose weight I got it hey Siri flip a coin wait what it's whack-a-mole assume the defensive position we're gonna set up a perimeter he's on white Bob it's ping 100% I swear it's faint you have the lowest shut up I want a chef boyardee can to roll to my door I want my Papa to tell me no and then the can gets angry and rolls all the way to my house the director's cut of the commercial is just the can crushing your dad to death SpaghettiOs yeah right there that's the Soviet brand it's just dirty rusted can with nothing in it chef by artist what was another weird ass [ __ ] kids commercial like Chef Boyardee remember the commercial where the kids would turn into like feral beasts when they saw cereal the honeycomb yeah honeycomb that's dads that scared the [ __ ] out of me that [ __ ] mascot was like on klamath that [ __ ] say that [ __ ] I was scared I think was gonna open up my [ __ ] bedroom door I said that's what made me sleep with a nightlight until I was like [ __ ] 10 I just brought up a really bad memory for you it was like a little furball with a really wacky CJ yes and it would go like no it's weird the fact that Bologna is spelled like the lagna [Laughter] I just feel that Bologna pag shaving I'm always worried that's gonna happen he has no idea where the [ __ ] I am no he has no [ __ ] clue where I'm about to come from like my knots freshly shaven monkeys are so cool when a monkey shaves his scrotum and mix it sure like have you seen a naked chimp no dude they'll beat the [ __ ] out of you Jamie pulled it up real quick it is [ __ ] [ __ ] look at the [ __ ] muscles on that thing look at the [ __ ] they'll rip your [ __ ] [ __ ] off [ __ ] dude it's entirely possible especially if you get it on dimethyltryptamine feed it on a diet of just pure alchemy and so have you guys ever played great game now who's the French guy with the big shield ooh Montag me like Montag me really likes blog 'no who is the mayor of boneville these guys have a name for your [ __ ] I call my dick the dentist because I'd be given fillings I thought it was cuz you can't get enough teeth if the [ __ ] isn't chewing on it like a dog toy there's something wrong it's like she's trying to get the cream out of a cannoli [ __ ] me sexually frustrated bump it bump it twist it twist it how much worse is it if you swap out the it for me like that's what love me love me love me commit to me to me commit to me throw it out fix me it's getting too real too real I'm gonna start from zero swagger can you just play that do the piano thing again and then we'll all laugh and we can just reset all right what specific bit do you want me to do - recently I do the thing where you were rapping rapping fast and then we'll divert into like a different timeline alright alright alright slow the beat down okay slow the beat down I am on the mic the training wheels off this trike [Laughter] mini lied mini LED this dude isn't [ __ ] mad in fact I think he's glad up on the mic and it's tight and he's gonna [ __ ] fight and he's gonna bite [ __ ] this is like whoa like whoa mini mini now's your time Eureka on the beat and bust a rhyme now drop it drop the weight jesus [ __ ] christ dad no [Laughter] [Laughter] [Music] [Music]

Channel: SwaggerSouls

Views: 2,205,495

Rating: 4.9717603 out of 5

Keywords: Funny, fun, game, gaming, gameplay, comedy, hilarious, moments, swag, yeet, swagger, SwaggerSouls, souls, CSGO, CS, Counter Strike, Valve, Steam, Jschlatt, Traves, Slimecicle, Miniladd, Grizzy, Rap, Rapping, Rapper, Surf, Surfing

Id: oZ5wqgVVQxU

Length: 10min 35sec (635 seconds)

Published: Sat Nov 23 2019