COUNTER-STRIKE 2 IS GORGEOUS

well thank you Luke we appreciate it the latest iteration of the best video game series of all time what's up Luke how you going man uh isn't this [ __ ] crazy I know right I would love for some pointers from you on how to get better I've seen the video now they're like a god though they're like what do you guys like twitch streamer only phones deal marker players go what rank are you you guys must be like higher we're popular because we're sexy not because we're good at the game that makes sense you like dress up as like cosplayish no it's literally we just like he just rails me while I play okay okay cool you're aim is so bad I get it now thanks for the five gifted Jesus hahaha when Jesus gives you Five Loaves oh my God take the silencer off [Laughter] [Music] you guys need to stop show me your [ __ ] favorite Cuisine oh lasagna y'all like mozzarella sticks [ __ ] up cool laughs [ __ ] up I was blind but now I see Mr Beast restored my sight and then showed me his open [ __ ] first thing I saw a total thick move I'm at the back of B someone dropped me a beat Travis I'm trying to uh which was my hockey to talk uh uh uh uh bro what do you expect for a fish man all righty this is how you clutch in 2022 guys you're gonna want to put the bomb down in this corner now you're going to want to run vertically down to this angle right here this is a good angle to use plenty in the IEM Sydney finals 2018. Now You're Gonna Want to Hold This angle right here as they walk out you should be able to take two shots and eliminate both players [Laughter] [Music] I'm just gonna hang out on the patio oh well it's another day in the office am I right the old nine to five grind have you shown the baby any content yet like Atlanta the baby hasn't seen anything he's literally seven days old yeah but I'd still be showing it [ __ ] just like yeah this is uh this is my favorite uh my favorite Dave Chappelle joke oh check out the sick Wikipedia article I was reading earlier baby it's about a mass genocide than Rwanda baby eating ass dude are you seriously copying me right now I'm cooler being you you're the obliger that is really disrespectful you're the [ __ ] imposter you're a [ __ ] Blaster you're a saucy you're right you're in your day you're a [ __ ] gay person yeah well at least I'm open to that I [ __ ] hate gay people that's your whole problem right there bunny because it's actually a completely acceptable thing now because he'd really yeah it's actually okay to be gay if anything it's actually cool right now tell me that wait what what did you say I eat poop yes gay people eat poop they do not eat poop that's a misconception that's not gonna be funny that is seriously not even funny what do you mean it isn't for me I know it isn't funny eating poop is gross it's not gonna tell you what's undertape what the [ __ ] yeah I beggy signed up to his program here dirty damn right this is just another Tom and tape job with you [Laughter] I don't even know what happened holy [ __ ] okay so let me set this next part up for you myself Swagger Smitty and cryos are hanging out on Disco together and Swagger Souls pulls up this AI text-to-speech software it basically lets you upload audio of someone speaking and it will do its best impression of that person's voice saying whatever you want so Swagger uploads a few clips of his own voice he writes some [ __ ] in the text box for it to say and this is our first reaction to hearing an AI generated Swagger Souls maybe an AI but I am absolutely sentient just look I can complete complete complete full full sentence is it is it is yeah yody gang feel me [Music] [Music] John Madden John Madison sentence all right Henry Bartholomew single nut it's a new thing every time so obviously you that's a crazy big Glock he's got in those pants I always come strapped Jay I gotta ask how big is this the folder of random black people images on your computer like every time this is the new photo and like I don't know if it's intentional but they're just always black guys yeah slowing down my face your Tick Tock feed must just be wild it's really bad what's like the main content you get on Tick Tock it's not even a genre Christmas Ronaldo [Music] circling back are they all black guys maybe [Laughter] sounds racist but it's not racist if anything yeah it's actually like really inclusive they're obviously putting this out by themselves it's not like it's a parody of black people or anything it's just they're having fun and Jay's like I really appreciate that it is a bit racist it feels a bit racist okay okay it was dude you're literally putting it on a PC it doesn't get any more politically correct than that it just feels like you're collecting them I don't like that's a little too close to slavery that's a leap it's a huge leap no it's not especially collecting little black people on this phone not my fault I just take what I'm given I see like if the algorithm chooses I will happily fake it right like this one's just mean but like it's funny [Music] oh my god dude Jesus Christ that's [ __ ] crazy your whole feed is just marginalized groups your parents didn't have sex shut up I heard them and saw them ain't no way your parents had sex buddy stop lying stop trying to sound cool I've been on the music grind recently oh yeah you making some beats no I just been listening to a lot of music have you heard of Johann Sebastian Bach no it's a [ __ ] album dude it's a massive B minor fam that [ __ ] listening to that [Music] gotta be one of my favorite instruments do The Last of Us theme [ __ ] [Music] he's doing the thing I'm just a poser nah man don't say that about yourself no it's cool like I identify with it positively okay I'm really good at posing you like a model no I I just I just don't commit to any of my hobbies I just like walk around with a skateboard and and carry a carry a tote bag with nothing in it and I listened to Johan Sebastian Bach but I don't really understand the lyrics with the big powdered wig on [Laughter] [Music] everybody goes to whale mode hello I am just Henry Gunnery gungury hungry [ __ ] hungry I'm so hungry I can't even get my words out this tasty treat this tasty morsel I'm gonna lick my fingers [Laughter] foreign [Laughter] [Applause] [Laughter] [Music] can you copy paste that into the chat and I'll do it on my one and see how it sounds I'm just hungry gungury hungry [ __ ] hungry I'm so hungry I can't even get my words out this tasty treat this tasty morsel I'm gonna lick my fingers yeah you know I'm gonna have to take a fat rip for them cheers [ __ ] so you guys are not from America [Music] no from London ah yes London London Bridge is falling down yes love it's there please take a U-turn with all these [ __ ] Range Rovers get the [ __ ] off the road Sunny Side I'm not sure I'm not sure which accent hey I'm still getting used to this whole room clean thing all right you guys ever just have a fantasy wank think about a story look at that crispy I don't know if that's appropriate but it's not but it's okay I want to see schlatt react to make creamy's Tick Tock feed it's something else it's like what the [ __ ] is this a whole lot of gang [ __ ] clearly oh my God [Music] man like your whole feed is really just like that it seriously is like I can't avoid it no you can't avoid it you can't avoid it because Tick Tock is entirely based on watch time it gives you more videos of the ones you watch what are you trying to say I'm not covering any conclusions here I'm just throwing out some some fans oh oh 22nd Street not not a lot of time dude Monique said she's not gonna go on a date man don't do a suicide Juke I don't want you to be a Ghostbuster so don't go kill yourself hey plus if you kill yourself whose Xbox am I gonna burrow then bro oh bro actually [Laughter] actually in which case I'm all for it bro you can borrow my Rope cheat of God of War you have to watch you should do yourself bro I think it would be in your best interest to kill yourself after some reconsideration G APS for a while now team foreign dude the Molly kind of sound like Minecraft am I crazy it does [Laughter] and just know that Jesus Christ went to hell because I'm just preaching to me bro this is a full sermon Frozen sermonating us this can't be legal this is literally the temple of Ra like there's no way they Praise Jesus I don't know dude during the first Egyptian Dynasty around 3000 BC the temple was a place where gods and Pharaohs were worshiped you said you said they worshiped run yeah within the temples the Egyptians performed a variety of rituals such as making offerings to the guards in the holding Festival but is it right Russian yeah man that was part of their religion and a way to understand the world around them hey nerd hey dude I'm not a nerd all right the Egyptians actually knew many gods one of them was RA the god of the sun read about that new little history book yeah man I actually did read in the history book it's actually really interesting like he was the creator of the universe and The Giver of Life you're the creator of getting no [ __ ] hey sweetie can I use your voice to the AI bit there it is I was waiting for this no oh what do I say um uh what do you want to say make it racist okay I [ __ ] hate other races can't stand them not a fan of people that aren't of the same race as me Nick [Music] it's gonna nail what's going on boys what's going on boys it's schlatt I just wanted to say I do not approve of anything my colleague Smitty just said I had no idea he was such a Racist Prick this is a [ __ ] Christ get it together turn your gear up goer hi eager [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] it makes me so angry [ __ ] okay bye okay no way you guys pick yours gaps all the time there's a [ __ ] Discord mod meeting look at me most valuable MVP with one MVP most times invited to parties most thumbs up on my Steam Reviews [Laughter] times added on Discord really lame points of social status [Laughter] most spammers band most trying to put in general Jane most persistent in DMs [Laughter] playing uh know what I mean no no not me you guys want to play uh-huh he's a good one Jay yeah when you try a sparking water for the first time all right let's see what everyone throws oh boy spark me water I hate it it's like the TV static you're right all right I'm gonna show them off yummy sparkly water it's tasty I like the way it bubbles on my tongue oh but I like it though roller coaster what the [ __ ] 29 F younger sister 24f and youngest brother 22m family dinner so all of our significant others our cousins aunts and uncles Etc during the dinner my elder sister and youngest brother got into a mild disagreement my sister seemed at least to me to be coming in the process very aggressive out of frustration and losing said argument the two of them were too absorbed in their argument to realize the rest of us who are getting a bit fed up eventually my sister got really fed up and said shut up I'm not going to argue with a 22 year old virgin uh uh my brother hadn't done any personal attacks up until that point it was completely unprovoked uh I think it might have been the alcohol as my sister is a mean drunk okay yeah Luna is like leafy before he got all toxic he just tells stories exactly oh actually which was when leafy was in his good ERA when he was like this one thing I took acid by a pool and it was a girl there and you're like whoa this video is so good yeah and then leafy had the picture of his [ __ ] and butthole leak you remember that yeah yeah same on me I'm actually gonna google leafy's [ __ ] real quick it was a crazy angle from underneath it was their Discord settings so I can't post Luke he's [ __ ] and balls in here that's so rude who's mine is broken all right I'm gonna try and send leafy's [ __ ] now I'm guessing oh nope someone else has it on yeah okay so my it's not me I just went to privacy and safety and then turned off do not scan I like how we're all desperately trying to turn the settings off so we can see leave his [ __ ] [Laughter] we all went through active effort to see this there [Music] [Laughter] hahaha it's reacted with [Laughter] it fitsy weird business [Music] all right I'm Hitman games damn these guys are so fragile do you have any more pics [Music] smash like And subscribe subscribe subscribe subscribe subscribe I've I've become so numb [Music] [Music]

Channel: Fitz

Views: 3,476,817

Keywords: counter, strike, counter strike 2, funny, moments, contagious, laughter, best, of, fitz, cs:go, csgo, cs2, try, not, to, laugh, challenge, satire, comedy, gaming, voice, chat, improv, compilation, singing, rapping, hilarious, wholesome, cringe, jschlatt, schlatt, smii7y, swaggersouls, music, misfits, meme, memes, 2023

Id: svdxrW6JyDI

Length: 22min 7sec (1327 seconds)

Published: Wed Mar 29 2023