THE TOUR THAT DID'NT TOUR PETER KAY

I when the day is dawning on a Texas Sunday morning how I long to be there with Murray who's waiting on me there every lonely City eanes half the speed is where my babies is this a way to cry Patrick Murray waste on me shallow ciao ladies and gentlemen it's the last night of the door please welcome Peter Kay you oh just me is hang that up there are you spooky and I used to be a steward I'm stop box think about doing Beyonce next week for ponen our top myself Oh to you Oh God just take it look at this look at you all there's stealing 9,000 people you can even like you know oh wow you're more nervous in me are not asked I ll go bless you miss del Estero what you drinking di sir ramosan tonight so I don't give a three rings I know I'm safe never do that game on three rings latin all you say now that second drinks you picks it up so what sponsor i rang up all the week from London shed where you said I'm in London don't say Lake you in London so what do you want Chaz indeed singing rabbit behind me a solar new girl and be not so easy I love it went for rings about half-past ten at night and you bought up who the hell's this who the hell of this who's this ring at this time who the hell's is picking up you'll never know point it owes this is wrong got stronger one more 71 the car love inhale the novel when someone rings you the [ __ ] give you formally you can never find a pen it is never a pen there's always one pen never works I just got just get a pen this thing on [ __ ] let's get a pen pen pen have you got a pen look the bloody pens are running this host of uh depends are not in this house I don't want an I'll either I want a pen on the form don't sad at coach pound coin that's mine you always end up with a little blue shitty lottery pens about that big that pen I've got go on sorry I've got a pen no oh Jesus somebody's chewed through end of it somebody's bitten through end of it so no every time you try and write the nib goes up inside so now you've gotta carve the numbering tip paper no 3079 ninth i'm going to buy a box of pens and i'm gonna put him on that pissing pong table that's how you know a friend of mine had a phone call one afternoon shut off on their own hello of all what you say I can t let me just turn that television down I'm on the fournier what you're saying right down I cannot see you look just hang on took for an outside what did you say ho bigger your tits inra dirty fool call and she dragged him round earth for the third and final time Oh big yeah i'm at a payphone he'll have it appear for you there's a cure excite there's the 55th of gum what a [ __ ] what up [ __ ] what up [ __ ] maybe the pits of gummy pins have gone mom then you talk quicker you try and cram it all in a Fitbit just going about my sinuses one of them now going hospitals but meantime agon oh my god I've got a hopper pics lost perfect went pics win texting's bud texting the devil takes all your life texting I sit it down at me will be for non I'm a coach look in every few seconds just it seems someone's text me kindle enormous do you do vodafone have new offers if you would all bolster up as our friends that's what i want an office when he text you 10 crap what are you watching what are you how are you watching big brother so am i I know we're in the same room said said what are you doing up sending this I got full signal sending a answer machines and all people that's not a good combination are fine whatever banan rings a la pita shenana hello hello don't like these bloody things eater don't think either County oh hello random hello ah counseling oh wise up mike gorrell but what you do frosting turn it is a machine nice to have a conversation spaghett walk where our answer machine involves us please leave your name and number after the beep hello my name is mum and my number why you're not going to know your own room I got the moment Carla's fall for a birthday and I keep saying when we've had a conversation and you want to angle you've got to push the red button right that do not just put it back in its holster spa holster is a for another gun we other man push the red button cuz if you don't push it you've not home girl you're still on the line and I can't make a call from our own circles I can still a you drop room in Euros talking to Pat magnetopause [ __ ] [ __ ] I check I thought I private your teeth that's a hair charity puck that's a haircut e it study shows the borrower's put the thorn known robbery near scooty boys I'll tell you if it's not one thing it's your mother things you miss about living at home while the mums coy about everyone else's name in family or they get to yours follow me passing out will you Phillip mounting paul john tim camry Peter Peter Hungary mom I'm going home what should I save anybody rings I'm going to things you don't miss the moment sharing our legs when we r mach3 turbo it'll shut up advert moment ba the new mac three turbo smoother too I'm just having a shape up with two minutes I haven't touched it Ivan touched it you've been playing in the door frame when it's what you've been doing it's in fierce up here I go up on Sundays Tommy dinner I went last Sunday kushat a big chicken I don't worry something I don't go every Sunday because when she gets extra family she's got to get the emergency cheers oh oh every family has an emergency teachers usually get a motor Christmas and birthdays when you get extra fun with an it back bedroom upstairs I'm a driving to moms on Christmas Day our blog crossing over very Road in Bolton he had a [ __ ] anees most than two dining room bring some chairs I'm not going to cheers bring that little pooping that little poof Rome look north in fig around everyone's a different sizes row table nothing much t is all the van Victoire bar stool it's a nosebleed of me what do you want greedy Pig that's it really monza murder when you having a family meal I've got enough trouble part is is that hot and opposite hot enough are you sure it's cooked through your motivations are gonna we're going off mom you get yours I get you some more we've got enough drama brother got no color phone cut more carrots warm you gay but ones don't eat mom's coming with a Chinese portion of food is all your oven had a rave eater yes they had a snack at Jack two weeks ago slimming world she goes there every Thursday slimming world red and green des equals swimming world slimming will I went once it's dunno what slimming world it's like Weight Watchers but it's a quick cheaper reading Green Day's went once method methodist church aisle in bolton thursday night all women SAT around it semi circle let's have a look at you girl no big round of applause for Debbie this week she's lost a pound I said our [ __ ] phone roster cost me 350 getting was a bone John at the back any problems this week John Logue yeah Karen poo too much information John wouldn't they know that makes a nutrigrain a [ __ ] Carol at the back what's happened dear love what's happened here you're doing really well really well you nearly add to our strong sticker what's going on love i'm looking here no let me an and I'm worried what happened I were doing really well and it got to wednesday then don't know what was come on tell I'll share it with a group come on come on Ron Ozzie [ __ ] tell us who comes Wednesday I brought one of my nails and they had a file of all been there girls of our winner give Carol round of applause anyway for trying the drywall cooking oil bar [ __ ] Washington well she turned all copper Carol take the sea off [ __ ] what do you get sup to you look I calendar it for you we want to run round eight in lab there's always a diet gone won't work as well it's always some girl this is the day all right I'll tell you know if you want to lose weight you want to lose weight quick you got to get on this image she's a nurse ratched got it fall to copy I'll tell you know I swear to god I'm not [ __ ] you it is the day a try this is the day all right I tell you what you have one took cracka lack of a beetroot right using your own piss you think your own piss play you know this detox detox your body detox tristana rights lost 14 store in the day 14 strolling the deer I've tell you know one day you know you bulova if she's mellow of a dream yeah what installing a deer a Grammy grandma's flashes oh my god you're getting big you're getting bigger every time I see you nice to see you too the chicaza kitchen comes back with a massive brew and a plateful of breakaways penguins kick cups caramel taxis mint vikon's shortbread iya eat these cuz I want none of our bloody gorham win those loves on the afternoons but all of us on the dinner then we're going for a room in one will come in with a big tray full of kicks and biscuits will watch log bought bullseye on a son that you ever did you [ __ ] get your teen it breaks given to that gym I swear to god no you never get used to that as you get older and you dip your biscuit in it because you don't know when it's going to fall and your panic when if i SAT is that outer body twice for motion la ma get us food baby skis forward he'll be taking in the face it's early reach the above for that rich to you the worst ones Supergirl [ __ ] one day Springsteen so you get one did you feel like whining the worst ones reach to get forward together get a good chance of getting a diffident the no backbone I'm willing another bit of backbone I come on our cars to all all you're a biscuit it's your job furama asses rich team and the cocky the cocky they don't even fit into your cup you've got a bye Tim and I'll [ __ ] them in your broom the lot white are blobs you see that's a different class of biscuit a knob knob well blobs are like Marines of knobs all right as the s like Steven seagull at biscuit will and hobnob you different habla beside again again did me again did me again I'm going nor with me something it Timmy Timmy the drink after you brew drink would put the pic OH was it bro you don't give me I'll drink the bus that again again always leave love the [ __ ] hit bottom of your [ __ ] oh yes bullseye suddenly afternoon how's love balls I mean well weird balls out because it was [ __ ] it were good I said God you knew where you stood with all day and every week mr. useless it out of this Blitzer car between them oh when you end up parag out of this place a fitted kitchen with a chainsaw cuz use on bullseye they were just two people they weren't related they're usually from pub the clever one the darts player there were two blocks are two women usually cooks out whether women were blocks on below though Lee Angie bit that player it's dawn wash denim warm hat chatting on the knuckles cuz he lost a finger Valerie a friend she be answering questions you would clip she would clever one in maroon shell suit five o'clock shadow Chalmers Jones llaves sure we don't like please show biz show biz your line she'll be you're like okay you're busy showbiz Liam Oh stelling you got nevermind spelling you've gone for four bones before femmes Valerie could you spell hermaphrodites er ma you t0 martyr / mafra I love to Russia Valerie I'll have to rush you some when they run out of time on spelling remember bully use walk across bomber telly with a big dictionary you could see thanks for that boy rotana Jim smacked off his tits than what day it is bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum bunch okay in through two boys prize board valiantly I'm come this way come this way boys okay now your body pones that said that's going nor were back pocket at farah know you've got the charm it text the board to revolve what do you want to do you cannot see audience come on us the audience Hunter and more than a right good deal you matter a good day you know really enjoyed ourselves just green away from center put a few hours of your blessing you know cause Leon's electronically tagged well well we're gonna gamble Jim we're gonna go for it we're gonna gamble a little bit of variety show with in one kid one after supper mom's roll a coal anymore with this fantastic SodaStream and bully special pride as people always a speedball one of the leg tamworth 200 miles at sea ok pal original first non dart player to throw first watch your shell sing out the black and in the red normal polyps over to Tony green the aki Tony green capital D v-neck pink jumper oh nice and steady nice and easy take your time take down settle down settle in a son nice and steady no rush nice and sunny take time that [ __ ] I come on over the end line order la calma when the use of luzon balls out what it Jimbo and you say let's have a look at what you could have one yes my friend let's have a look at what you could have walked kick it with the dome Jim let some along these bricks people on enjoy them bring it on boys buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh Chuckie back no techie by then I'll see that again you've [ __ ] Oh take it back let's sell a look at what you could a woman I always think you make a really bad priest a wedding gimbley I know pronounce you man and wife the power invested in me Gary Julie orkut get it before you whisked Julie after tenerife saw with her ok let's have a look at what you could have married oh yes what's up she's 16 she's Filipino take a bang ball ball ball ball football gory you still got your bendy bullies and your body phones it'll take me the commercial break to count it out harlequin Jim what is it in two peas sunday afternoons then I'll get ready for school on Monday morning never bath get me her dad watching out so out and Magnum my sister be upstairs it back bedroom tip it top 40 radio do you ever do that on some of these two charts and try and stop it before he speaks that's a skill nah that's a skill Ultravox Vienna's are non mubarak [ __ ] five star rain and shine on two places oh come on do it on dance routines in a bedroom from Tamara Tate 888888 a tech take a leave a solidly what she doing on earth what's she doing dancing I'll come on then give you something down to vote Lady Jane I'm trying to watch I way Dhoni got skill disco on a Thursday night of a bottle of 22 nov on a skit white lightning I'm pissed I don't give this [ __ ] come on never going to give you all never going to let you down never gonna run around desert you too many broken hearts in the world too many dreams you're doing it wrong watch me let's hit the calipers off what's the matter with enjoy yourself I give food yeah you always get that when you go to weddings I went to a wedding about two weeks ago first ones or any wedding little girls about 10 11 year old dancing I like to party everybody does you always get out you always got little girls dancing you always got a little Lobster in this learning on the knees look your trousers get off look at his choses the filter get up look your pants the filter come on sit down cool down look you're Austin you're wet through sit down not some lemonade well you're like a bull mastiff you're willing on play I want you 22 just come down will you looking best man you always get that you always get auntie's and grandmas doing the bent-over dance it's no kid he's nobody grandma's always go early but word in Sandra your grandma's going though it's ten to eight scoring grandma's like you order from Star Wars is about three foot sole with Iran Iraq on doing now am I going going going that discourse to me that's not music it's just bloody night go get home and get settled get courteous job he was a kiss there you go grandma you get old you get home get a shave there's laws of bitchiness at weddings look at that dress when was she measures for her the bride ever seen or you'll all really nice under look at you and your buddy princess have a good day you deserve it you're a star cheetah packed into that in chair look at her arms of sacral ground tomorrow drops got on that day at 14 store in the day darling i love djs at weddings and talk on that you can't understand the worth of saying no choice of good jobs and i we go together it's on you got crazy environment ain't no okay you know some people argue if you're going to touch it for our games and even ok the puppies ready to book me he's ready I heard that coffees ready Buffy Giles Buffy dog off first we don't know one give me 10 minutes we're not pigs dad will give me some buffy gonna get me some coffee about Nolte I'll keep the seats I'll keep the seat you go you know what to do all she's put a good spread on kedah bolivars keeps chicken legs valla vons quiche again chicky legs akimbo lavon's quiche the salad is one tip on a shitload of mirrors the solidus i was reminds me of scooby-doo when these run down a corridor in scooby-doo the used path same things of Allah vons Kiki's chicky lake to volleyball school yeah dad got you some food what's this garlic bread you joking this clip downing in you hey I'm beautiful ah beautiful huh that's the future that's the chair sensation it's a future what's that excuse me what cheesecake Jesus Christ am I is playing tricks on me cheese cake a cake of cheese that dirty bastard jeez kit I'm gonna be sick cheesecake cheesecake no cheesecake no dirty bastards tease kick the cake is cheese after coffee everyone's a bit pissed no they all wanna dance DJ put some grease megamix music man bite less that's the winner come on Eileen jive bunny but a rock and roll fat moms and dads rich rich come on everybody to do to do to do honking ahh bed either he's up he's got his brand-new cream slip ons on his wife's got a beehive and a face like a smart ass thiet each other's gots with the bottle of jiving the ticket really serious dad's get up drum with the toys fussing around the Reds I'm not lost it well the wind out singing the drunken I'm gonna clue what words are don't think we feel the meats and the tangerine dancing queen healing Chinese were mr. B know you can dance in your underpants that's right I hear you I'm not homophobic I'm not scared of yo the other type of DJ's the other Sapodilla is always loved at weddings are the ones of the shirts often because I've been fantastic in afternoon we've got a back perm blonde I lights in the poor man's Paul Nicholas they love themselves and all they do is just flirt all night and show off and talk to women talk after every line of every record about this what I'm on tell me again what am I god whatever hit that's right it's party time come on that's one come on what about you need hugs room that's right a drum come on Shabba I love seeing people me at weddings when they start doing the walk into the dance floor dance oh you know you are when you start dancing while you're walking up to dance floor you then your mom gasps oh come on there's always someone cousin in each 30s pistol still records it can breakdance we celebrate 30 and then you dub he does like this in karma now you're talking to be there just get off get off movies that way it's not thank you very much good night thank you hey buddy thank you let's have a sing-along there she was just a walking down the street singing popping our fingers and shuffling of feet singing she look good Oh paradesi local she shot with her feet and clicking a finger up throws out look good law develops I wrote that wedding that night when that woman collapse with his other friend who IM CA we laughed as well the Gulf ambulance 40 fabulous fabulous come the rachana reached our art on dance floor northern defibrillators like ER clear clear what lights were dimming you see on us last thought it's only up buster i was going on is it a mouthful on in ridiculous Audrey drew I love the end of a wedding all of those for the moving keep moving little big for the dance floor keep don't sit the new york new york bam bam bad Adam boom boom everyone's up big circle round and groom it middle everyone kicking out of him be a part of it bang I'll make that dress fit your fat [ __ ] I got it it made me want of a slip on Uncle no beds cream slip on shoe casualty at three o'clock in morning with a slip on i can add mee mo new yo Oh bang big like below Kenobi glossies please can you make us at all please come on get about your Buster's great your likes DJ thank you to come on general especially in again I got my certificate ever all day especially I don't take a look after yourself give it three rings ok can I god bless LC again all the best buy buy tada got in from sat disco we mean tonight so we're late come on not pack it off put a bit of war zone on for you are one of you girls run rather like a furnace and air all's I said no like a doing a look of you lassies proper boy she really talks like I was from a voice the freak look at when people are drunk when they think that little bit of cardboard yet from bottom of party poppers or pound coins go ahead well then they Lou brilliant taxis here ah bollocks to one of you has been busy she's coming down oh come on i open oh wow hey other well my hey sir very job over a great cheesecake Oh Danny Boy the pipes the pipes are calling wrong sing with me Alan Frank Griquas know babe casualty waffle listen Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh

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Views: 1,372,764

Rating: 4.7521758 out of 5

Keywords: The Tour That Doesn't Tour Tour...Now On Tour, Peter Kay (TV Writer), Comedy (Theater Genre)

Id: TAVxffyl1j4

Length: 47min 26sec (2846 seconds)

Published: Mon Sep 15 2014