Guess Who Died? | Peter Kay: Live At The Bolton Albert Halls

i used to work in a shop meet and i used till stuff up i'm sure when you look when people came in they're coming i'd say that's three points 42 please do you want the 42 what do you want the 42 yeah i do otherwise it'd be three quid but that's not enough is it no you're all right i'll take it at me wade shala there people say a stupid thing a woman come up to me in bolton at christmas excuse me a lot excuse me am i going the right way i don't know i don't know where you're going i'll tell you this for free i love that one i'll tell you this for free put your money over here believe you me believe you me me when i get dragged into you me whatever you mean what's it gonna do with me you me i won't touch him with a barge ball who's gonna battle who's good i won't touch you with a ten football oh no no no he's happy as larry who's this larry who's this larry fella we can convert ourselves to is that happening first things first nasa belter come on first things first really what's our first things to shall we well i love it when you come back off your holidays and people say hey i see you brought the good weather back with you imagine that at customs huh i'm looking here shall we oh jesus christ i'm blinded blinding getting crowded out here look at that there are my grandma's flat i walked in she said guess who's dead guess who's dead i've got to guess guess who's would you start or something like that guess who's dead you'll never guess chuck mcfurmbug connie who connie who's connie connie hit flat upstairs i heard a thud during bargain hunt i don't know who you mean connie who's connie connie connick on it oh well no you've repeated it buddy penny's dropped there were connie patton treason joey had a beard immigration to canada remember john harry f big lab his daughter donna granddaughter used to be nursery you chet crayons she said police now she's a death sergeant she had a club fault she had a king to jim is in barcelona up to none down on green lane he's a three-wheeler kelly and angela live over dry cleaners together they're both men [Music] and well she looked all right to me i said she got knocked down by a bloody bus what do you want to look like that i saw in nettle shopping so what do you want grim reaper pushing a troller behind her come on connie love get in you don't need fire light it's not where you're going come on time's time come on come on i've got opponent on this trolley get it child seat come on oh count scream reaper let me tell you come on all missed out my wrists are wrecking you know let's take me out off is it not in here is it me i love that is it autumn here is it me oh is he he's all right but how is he in himself oh is he in himself what is it consortium a friend of mine won a trolley dash around nettle seriously trolley dash run round gotcha at checkout trolley piled up here they tilled it up 11 quid you can't argue with them prices can you eh it's only place i know what carrier bags are dearer than beans and the good carrier bags and all they are the kind of carrier bags that your mum uses to put all other carrier bags inside what's all ahead of me mom have you got a carrier bag just hang on i've got a next one in here we're good handles where is it one more going wait one we're back went connie's funeral just before christmas really bad day raining fine rain touched through was kind of rain that finally it's trying it's trying he's trying what if it could can't make his mind up i didn't know what caught foot put on raining they went to cemetery they went back to a pub because they put a bit of a buffy on for connie not that she had much and there were there's always there's always aunties and uncles there that you haven't seen for years auntie no your proper aunties and uncles just friends and there's always an uncle nobby there's always an uncle nova there's an uncle nobody in everyone's family there's one in ours i'm not saying jack he's a sweep over smokes roll ups the other stairs always setting fire to you when he's talking say listen that's right that's right aren't you ignoring me hey i'm with a wife i'm with the enemy nazi right i've just had a bypass touching goal touching goal yeah it's on its ass is it not a medical term he came into the title police here look at you eh hey you're shooting up on you not having to piss actually doing that hey how old are you now 29 29. catching me up no you'll always have that 25 years edge i remember you when you were down here yeah well i don't want to talk about that they're all sat around having some buffy this woman said oh oh oh yes oh did he see reigns in the cemetery raining i've never known really like it but when the lord that cough in accordance did you see it did you notice clouds parted but bloody sunshine that was connie she with her she did that that was connie i said what that what whether no no that was connie she with the in that right lina does that i tell you no i lost my belly five years ago he loved he loved chained onion crisp he loved him cheese on you christine onion chris he called me iron off of them and when he died and the lord is coughing and to ground i swear on our christine's eyes don't please at the law and coughing god has been witnessed an empty bag of cuevas blue across that with billy he was uh i rang a takeaway last night i said dear deliver they said no we do lamb chicken and fish bang foreign now we've started now we've started you

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Length: 8min 7sec (487 seconds)

Published: Thu Apr 23 2020