The Tortured Soul of YouTube: Peter Caine

oh [ __ ] what the [ __ ] what ah it turns out there's a filing skypalace above my house I just fell thirty thousand feet from the air I don't know why this keeps happening to me Peter cane dog training is the jack-of-all-trades he is the Renaissance man the master of none the Lord of all tools he has latched his greasy fingers on to the hearts of America and by golly he hasn't let go he's not letting go of me and he's not letting go you folks I discovered Pete through YouTube's recommended like a month and a half ago I think and I used some of his videos in Carson's latest weird YouTube channels video in an ideal world pretty much entirely that video would have been filled with Peter Cain it would have just been a video about Peter Cain I'm doing a video just on Peter Cain [Music] nah-nah-nah-nah let's get down to the nitty-gritty folks do you think this is [ __ ] Looney Tunes no it's not alright this is my channel hi I'm Ted nificent there's a 99% chance that he's doing a satire bed okay the other 1% is that he's like this delusional person that just believes like whatever he's putting out on YouTube is fact or something but what I absolutely adore is that there is nothing in his attitude that would indicate that this is the case so pure cane dog training his channel is based mainly off of dog training the majority of his videos are about dog training if you take a colander and you start sifting through all of the dog training crap he does you find some real [ __ ] gold so the first thing that we're gonna look at right now is Pete's description on his YouTube channel I think it's [ __ ] hilarious Peter dog training is owned by Peter Keynes it may make sense mr. Kane is a dog trainer artist and comedian but get this after eating Bigfoot meet his debilitating hip was no longer a problem the power of Bigfoot obviously the first video of Pete's that caught my attention was the Raven video it opened up my world and it opened up my heart to the love that is Peter Kane we're just gonna take a quick peek at this one because this is just a flawless video this video has achieved Nirvana it's perfect check it out and see him the Raymond you know he's a douchebag like just such a strong start to a video he's it's less than five seconds into the video and I'm already damn hooked why is this Raven a douchebag what could possibly make a bird a animal that cannot speak English how can that be a douchebag tell me more Pete I want to know I think a lot of people don't understand what I'm saying when I'm when I say like a raven doesn't make a good pet exactly people don't get him people don't get Pete they don't understand where he's coming from I get you Pete I understand where you're coming from you a you have to understand I do this for a living I work with animals for a living you know I don't have a kid running around here you know yeah dude thank [ __ ] you our kids screw kids get a bird you want to have a happy and fulfilling life don't have a kid that wants a kid running around not in a Raven's house it's not the kids house it's the Ravens house you have a child maybe a Raven wouldn't be such a good idea he's implying something along the lines of your kid is gonna be murdered by the Raven so love is not enough for the Raven it's the truth love hurts and sometimes so do Ravens they need a lot more than that and you can't just let him do whatever you can't just let the Raven carry a gun around the house that'd be dumb what's so ridiculous about this video is that he just seems so [ __ ] fed up with this damn bird living in his house so he's making this video as like a warning to people like you really have to be like Peter cane dog training or like a warlock to want to own a raven as a pet Pete is not just an expert on birds don't be fooled he knows a lot about a lot of things quite literally one of them is him just going to the store to get crackers but somehow he just makes it so enthralling I'm at Wegmans I need Mary's gone crackers and this is the only place that sells some are you kidding me Pete he's already won me over I mean he's covered all the bases of what I would need to like in a youtuber he hates his [ __ ] pet Raven and he goes to Wegmans I go to Wegmans how cool is that so clearly me and Pete are like on the same wavelength right now I can't eat regular crackers it's just like eating bread you've got this opinion of crackers like crackers is like eating a soft loaf of bread Mary's gone crackers are like these vegan crackers that are made of seeds it does not surprise me at all that the man who owns a raven and a pigeon named remy is going to the store to buy crackers made of seeds but for his own consumption I'm finding out that Wegmans is awesome his entire mood changes once he gets into Wegmans his eyes are up shining his his smile is glowing I didn't know this was down here at Corning and it has the Broads in this place a lot of them better than Walmart he goes to Wegmans to get crackers the next part in the video he's talking about how hot the women are in [ __ ] Wegmans ridiculous these only have 3 grams of sugar that's less than a kind bar take that kind bar Wegmans is awesome man there's I've never heard of this brand I'm kidding but my favorite shot my favorite moment in this video is just this Wegmans the store that's for hotties I'm coming back here for sure I [ __ ] love Pete like that's how you brand it not the place that has a large selection of Lin burger and [ __ ] seed crackers but the store that's full of hotties that was awesome what an awesome store man I'm telling you there were some hot broads in there that's like that's the place to shop one of the most interesting things that Pete does through this channel he lives this crazy life for for instance this video clown attacks man with shovel he gets right into it I was just in my backyard with my chihuahua and there was a clown back here running around with a shovel the the first step isn't to call cops or get a gun out the first step is to [ __ ] take out your video camera and start making a youtube video about this [ __ ] clown running around with a shovel you know what the [ __ ] is that you know get off my property you [ __ ] clown get off my property you damn [ __ ] clown he's making fun of him and he's calling him a clown as like a dumb person but he's also literally referring to it the clown is the clown that's a double that's a double thing there Pete nice he also is putting in like creepy music in the background too like this is like this is Ghost Adventures okay I don't know where he is but he was back here and he ran at me with the [ __ ] shovel you know and if he went in my [ __ ] farm he comes back with a flashlight in the camera as if he's more equipped to take on this [ __ ] clown that came at him with a shovel there's [ __ ] [Music] like what is that is that a [ __ ] a frozen block of ice with a man inside it [Music] I've got a lot of [ __ ] mannequins and you're this [ __ ] barn Pete what the hell's going on I think what's objectively creepier is that Pete has all of this just in storage at his in his barn I can sense it I can sense the cloud he can sense the [ __ ] clown like he's got this [ __ ] spider sense but it's only for clowns and then it just ends like that just him changing all of the angles and him dying by the the clown the description of the video is man videos attack on his property medical attention needed another number 1 Peter Kane video that I really love is his vampire bat almost killed me video there's only one animal that freaks me out this is the truth no no animals you know I'll deal with any animal except one and it's terrifying why because it's a bad the reason why a bat is terrible is because it is a bat just because the bat is a bat the bat is terrifying to me all bats are vampire bats that's an opinion that's an opinion that he's displaying but don't question mr. Kane he will kill this one that came in the mud room which is now gonna be known as the bat room okay it came in the mud room but because a bat entered it it is now known as the bat room Peter Kane your eloquence II never ceases to amaze me so he just starts talking about how he got the [ __ ] bat out of this out of his bat room I suppose and he just starts just viciously insulting the bat look at that little bastard that that's a [ __ ] vampire bat right look at that look at that [ __ ] he was [ __ ] growling at me like a [ __ ] monkey look at that little freak look at how he's hanging hanging by that little [ __ ] claw it's crazy-looking it is not moving not doing anything it looks almost cute in this moment it's kind of creepy but he's talking about it like it's the most disgusting amoeba of a creature ever you can stay there until tonight mr. vampire bat good day to you sir good day this whole persona he has he's just so disheveled he's just so just like God [ __ ] ah [ __ ] like this stuff happens to him every day this is Peter Keynes he'll Pete actually has a [ __ ] ton of good ideas he's kind of like an entrepreneur I'd say that Pete is like one of the best entrepreneurs there is in the world right now he pitches he pitches a really good idea to red ball there's another idea for red ball everybody knows or most people know this that one of the most delicious of the sodas is root beer I mean of course it is the most delicious it is they ooh oh you can't [ __ ] up with root beer if you [ __ ] up root beer I say the death penalty is is appropriate um make redbull root beer think about it most root beers don't even have any caffeine in it you make a you make a root beer and you dope it up the way that only redbull can with dope up root beer is the words that he's using right now all right and then after after you make the product contact Jack Daniels and maybe you two can get a like some kind of marketing thing going like redbull root beer and Jack redbull root beer with Jack Daniels hopped off the caffeine you get the wonderful flavor of root beer and you get drunk I mean come on who doesn't want to drink one of those before you go to work before you commute to work come on okay so yeah that's [ __ ] Pete so clearly through this video I have hope I demonstrated that there's a lot more to Pete than meets the eye all right he's a dog trainer he's had his run-in with clowns he's a jack-of-all-trades he does it all if there's one thing that I want to come up this video is I want an exclusive interview with Peter cane dog training and I need you guys to make that happen tweet adam freakin common adam and say give tech Nevison the interview so yeah that's gonna do it for this video guys hope you liked it follow me on instagram at ed Nevison and follow me on twitter at ted Nevison i post some freaking spicy memes their pitch around the block kiddo don't get mauled by a raven [Music]

Channel: Ted Nivison

Views: 908,821

Rating: 4.9427724 out of 5

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Id: Blu3PwYdA5A

Length: 12min 18sec (738 seconds)

Published: Wed Jun 12 2019