The Sluttiest Things People Have Done (r/askReddit Reddit Stories)

[Music] what is the [ __ ] thing you have ever done I'm female just shout it to my guy honey what's the [ __ ] thing you've ever done you got a smooth handy in the back of my gfs car while her mom drove us home just in my pants I'm a guy I have a lot of stories I posted this one a while ago went to a concert girl starts dancing up on me when the concert is over we head to a parking garage and start making out she blows me in the stairwell and says afterwards well that's the most tough thing I've ever done I walk her to find her ride and her mother pulls up we've been looking everywhere for you she says then she notices me and says oh thank you for looking after her I give her a little nod and a wave turn the corner and start booking it I once ate a banana in one bite without losing eye contact with my friends I'm a oh I don't know if this counts but I unintentionally peed in a girl's mouth while getting a whiskey on a bathroom floor I didn't know I peed a bit until she swallowed and said wow that was a lot of [ __ ] I was so drunk that I was nowhere near finishing I didn't realize what happened till the next day female went on a second date to see I'm number four the movie was so terrible about 45 minutes in I leaned over to the guy and told him if we leave now I will let you touch my later married him I still let him touch my butt on the 4th this year I went to a party only knowing this one girl I had just reconnected with we drank whiskey I ended up making out with her her sister and her boyfriend I'm a oh well I'm a guy worst I've ever done was catching a slow blow from my ex outside of a party walking back into said party only to run into a girl I hadn't seen in years jokingly said wanna go outside or what charming I know and to all surprised she excitedly says yes and drags me out behind a garage and we get down a couple hours later I'm getting ready to leave and a third girl wants to come over and crash at my place so that happened it was a weird night mail got really wasted at a club according to rumors I made out with four girls one of them being one of my teachers I only remember the girl with which I woke up on the kitchen floor of her best friend's apartment we knocked over her spice rack male one morning in my drinking days I woke up in a strange girl's bed found my way out and went home went out drinking again that night blacked out and woke up and at different strange girls bed the next morning as I stumbled my way out I realized the apartment looked familiar then noticed the previous morning's girl making coffee in the kitchen yep went home with roommates two nights in a row without even knowing well I was having a Skype session 8 at night with a buddy we were both frustrated because it was taking too long to come so we both drove a half an hour at 3 o clock in the morning and had for an hour on a blanket outside a museum I got home at 5:00 fell asleep woke up late for class didn't have time to shower went to school with [ __ ] all over me girl here when I was 14 I was introduced to a group of friends who were going through a phase of constantly making out with each other before that day I'd only kissed one boy on the lips once there was a guy and two girls and within a few hours of meeting them I've made out with all of them including two three Wayne appeared sessions I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom guy here went to a club music wasn't so bad so I got pretty bored a girl starts flirting with me I wasn't really that attracted to her but I thought what the hell and went with it anyway she got me a bit drunk we danced and made out and she convinced me to go to my car we had awkward cuts she kept a condom in her boobs something tells me she planned on getting laid that night and then I walked her back to the club and then went home didn't bother exchanging phone numbers the weirdest part was when out of the blue she asked me what my psycho metrics test score kinda like the sad was and then bragged that a score was point higher met a girl from my country while on vacation we got each other drunk and never really talked with her after that that was how I lost my virginity I'm a girl and I had Cinna church twice with two different guys neither of them were my boyfriend also both times we had to break in to do it so along with committing the crime of breaking and entering I also sealed my eternity in hell wasn't even drunk not the worst but when I was 18 I went into railing around Europe we got into a routine of going to the most popular club crawls in many major cities prank Budapest Berlin Brussels Cologne et Cie by the end of the trip it felt like I drunkenly made out with someone from every country in Europe most of whom I would be hard-pressed to remember the faces of today good times would recommend Eartha Kitt when I mailed her in an airplane bathroom one time while I was a DJ at a popular strip club in Philadelphia rye was basically forced to ejaculate on my boss's face to keep my job I quit two weeks later it was too awkward saying hello to her in a respectful manner after that fun at the time though to friend because my vibe was out of batteries not a high moment for me last month three girls were over my house I kissed each of them individually then they kissed each other then they flashed me then I kissed all three of them at the same time then I made out with one of them this was my first legit heesun first time seeing is in actual context in person got a bit horny whilst out with a buddy and got it on in a former underpass filled with sand some of it had fallen out making a little cave caught the eye of a passing man walking his dog beat off same buddy in a full car driven by his brother no one noticed or they've kept quite female I had a male friend who worked as a bee prostitute and used to host spotters think short bus movie the crowd was usually a mix of about 12 to 20 people most of them regular attendees and I'd fool around with a few lots of touching kissing I'd maybe quano two guys suck some titties or fist a girl I had my preferred people to play with there and it was all safe sane consensual all the time and everybody was really cool well one night as we lays down his bed talking he mentioned that my birthday was coming up and asked me what I wished for as a gift I jokingly told him I wanted one inch of for every year I'd been alive at mid-thirties that didn't seem too crazy inch wise fast forward to the next month my birthday month and I show up at the party odd that no other girls were there just a room full of hot guys in all shapes and sizes i sat down to talk to one of my favorite regular guys and up walks my friend with a shot glass and a bottle of patron he leans over and whispers in my ear they're all for you you can have your wish or we can just chill and have some drinks your choice I looked around the room thinking that I was out of my mind for even considering it but then I grabbed the shot glass and the tequila knocked one back then leaned over and kissed my friend that set in motion three of the best hours of my life I hesitate to use the term gangbang because that sounds just nasty and dirty not at all what my experience was so many hands and mouths everywhere made me orgasm before I even touched him I had every one of that inside my pee in my mouth before we were finished and mites were covered in most of the guys would be or be friendly so there was a bit of fluffing going on which was totally hot to watch - personally I don't think what I did was [ __ ] because it was a fantasy that I had the opportunity to fulfill and I made a conscious decision to do it luckily I had a friend with other friends who made the experience truly fantastic but I can see how other people might think it was [ __ ] and judge me for it I don't regret it at all but I do worry that someday if / when I had dementia I'll run around hollering about the time I got by 13 hot guys law and I'd like to say that I wouldn't recommend everybody fulfill this kind of fantasy if he / she has it you really have to know yourself well both mentally and emotionally and you absolutely must have the right people to do it with no immaturity no jealousy no light of day regrets one wrong person in the mix and you can napalm your entire life I had a girlfriend but was having some questions about myself get an app similar to Grindr and meet up with a guy for a few beers who is as old as my dad before I follow him back to his place and I make out suck can have a linter course as a bottom all for the first time holy Sh did I figure out some things about myself I broke up with my girlfriend after that not telling her what I had done before that went any further glad I didn't get married or whatever but I definitely went through a mini [ __ ] phase after that as well went from thinking I was borderline a chill to having a very high libido almost overnight no throw away because no shame I had drunk with seven different girls over five days because of a competition so about a year ago I was at the Roskilde festival in Denmark a music festival that you sleep at for a week in a camp with ten metalheads where the Alpha guy announced the annual tour the D which is a stupid competition on who can get laid the most during the course of the festival I made it into a little game every night I'd go to a campfire and just chill out alone with a beer or two usually at some point a group of girls would come up to me and I'd Bo none of them this went on without me really thinking about it is a big deal but after five days I woke up and cried I had had it with seven different girls and I cold and remember any of their faces or names me being hunger for I felt like can be both fun and beautiful but having for the numbers isn't at all great my now girlfriend calls me a man [ __ ] from time to time because of it oh and I got an STD that went out one Saturday night and got into some weird private club because I was sort of dating the DJ at the time I remember a whole lot of drugs and free booze and then suddenly it was six hours later and I woke up in the passenger seat of a car I didn't down on the opposite side of town hours later I made it back to my place with a hangover I thought would literally kill me sent out a satyr my tube and friends offering a bj an exchange for vitamin water one came through with not one but two vitamin waters so observed him while watching DC cupcake on Netflix I'm female throwaways we are doing this live I was at a toga party freshman year of University small town so you see everybody all the time I got nice and drunk and started making out with a cute girl who had been hitting on me a bit on the couch right in the middle of the party well this led to that and she started getting real aggressive so I asked if she wanted to leave she stopped look me dead in the eyes and said no let's give them a show they will never forget I cannot describe to you the tone and look she gave me well enough that she made me go from partial whiskey to full-on battlecruiser mode we stripped each other right there and went at it like rabbits for about 40 minutes with the entire party watching and cheering us on I had my first time having about six months before this I got four different girls number that very night after we finished and five more over the course of the next week had just walked up to me and handed it to me without saying much for the rest of the year I spent at that University before transferring every single person on campus know who I was and what I had done and this was both good and bad [Music]

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Length: 12min 54sec (774 seconds)

Published: Wed Sep 11 2019