The Six Coworkers You'll Have at Your Job

this is you these are your friends and family the people who matter who love you who make life worth living and these are the people you spend all your time with because you're garbage you're like Jim and Pam yeah let's pretend that's the perfect example of a workplace romance okay well at least your ears work better than your dick one night finally work up the courage remember when you saw Thor the dark world on a plane and thought it was your favorite movie for months until you watched it at home and realize you didn't love it yeah you'll be taking the long way to the break room for a few weeks drunken mistakes aren't the only office hazard there isn't just one species of creep there's a whole spectrum and your local variety may differ by climate available prey and proximity of j.crew outlets you free Friday night because my dad's got an open tab at the Yacht Club please a Dame only gets paid less if she can't keep up with am in around her or if she's ugly you know Janice carries a lot of tension in her shoulders too I think it's right when you're wondering if you can still call yourself a recent college graduate he shows up who is this guy his diet would put you in a coma yet he still seems to have endless energy oh hey what'd you do last night nothing too crazy shut up Beauty bar then dance till 2:00 a.m. and call to the early night yep I watched Shark Tank then went to bed the worst part is you see him like that how does he see you maybe you should work harder maybe you need to be like he thinks the word Machiavellian is a compliment to the men's room he's not content to just work he wants to be my lord expense reports from Cynthia and marketing do they not seem embroidered perhaps I should be the one to go to the kingdom of fila de la fere for the sales conference in her stead I promise I will secure the favor of house Tampax of course ambition is a double-edged sword and so is this douche well back to 40 years of hard labor not everybody considers this job an opportunity for some it's a life sentence fully NAB's me after college I was driving back from a six burning man and I need she spends all her time talking about what she's going to do when she finally gets out of this place you know like in the look football's the irony is when prisoners do finally get their freedom they usually have no idea what to do with well most of them anyway ah quick question is cocaine legal yet oh what a shame you're different though you want to enjoy your job but you don't want to let it define you that's how many more about this snapshot yeah you want to like the people you work with but some distance is nice - color purple and I mean the actual color purple not the one with Oprah the key is balance you decide work and life personal and professional if you're careful you'll make it out of here without any type at all you ever notice how she just stares like she's hearing voices or something yeah total weirdo wait no [Music] hi I'm Emily from college you or did you like that video cool then click here for more videos or click here to unlock secret features like college humor video showing up in your YouTube feed or being subscribed to college humor or turning that red subscribe button into a grey subscribe button

Channel: CollegeHumor

Views: 12,899,686

Rating: 4.8753309 out of 5

Keywords: Collegehumor, CH originals, the 6, coworkers, office, humor, weird, weirdo, creep, child, kids, young, old, loser, crush, sex, work, job, comedy, funny, sketch, sketch comedy, internet, six, six coworkers

Id: el6jswzrhBQ

Length: 4min 5sec (245 seconds)

Published: Mon Feb 23 2015

Reddit Comments

[u/itsthecurtains]

It’s that face! He’s amazing.

[u/FalafelAndJethro]

Sadly, he's the only funny part of this.