The Simpsons Hit and Run is a Timeless Masterpiece

this game was my [ __ ] childhood this is so bad i'm just breaking in the controls left click to get in the car you might need to accelerate the police are on their way i need to driving here go regis to fix your car that's great bart that's great part there's police chasing me honey i'm home i need to talk to march i don't know why this is how everyone starts playing this game like i i don't know a single person it's like the first thing you didn't do when you open the game is just start like kicking your family it's just how you're supposed to play this game i think oh my god i don't think the police are supposed to do congratulations homer mission complete go back home and talk to mom to start the next mission okay thanks bart like the simpsons explain video game logic to you congratulations homer you completed a quest now you just gotta fetch seven boar asses and bring them home for your family an older boy told me to do it out of my way jump okay how are you doing flanders oh no i borrowed all of flanders stuff quick think of an excuse to get out of here uh excuse me i think i have to go shut some corn wait what is he doing you remember that cooler i gave you for your birthday well flanders wants it back now what will i use for a toilet barney no rt doesn't believe in brakes in this game you don't need brakes in this game flanders i got you st flanders i think he's okay only lisa left for school without her science project can you get it to her oh do i have to you can drop it off on the way to work and i have to go to work this is the worst day of his life brace principal skinner to the school and give lisa a science project i can't help myself i gotta beat skinner just take him off the road send him flying through the dashboard i think he was there with his mother so we just ended his bloodline this is actually just roblox gta i mean look gta5 took inspiration from this game police you're not supposed to they're trying to kill me thanks for bringing me my model of the digestive system hey where's the gallbladder well i got hungry and it was a fig it was modeling clay oh oh no press actually alone i'm calibrating the protractors principal skinner that's not a thing you do please i'm busy installing asbestos right now uh-oh we should get out of here fun fact they were going to remove the kicking because they thought it might be too violent when they showed macaroni in the game the test the first thing he did was kick marge down the road laughing his head off exactly though that's my point that's the first thing everyone does you just load up the game and you kick merge press action that's not good i'm clocking out for the day homie's just like like oops like doe oopsy poopsy i caused a nuclear meltdown on the job today thousands of lives are dead oh no homer no don't drive on the sidewalk there's people there oh homer what are you like you're such a character mistakes were made it's just a child homer it's just a child don't a new violent video game has hit the streets and we need to get rid of it before it warps any children with its bloops and bleeps but that game sounds awesome and therefore should be destroyed oh no we're getting meta i remember this mission being quite hard as a kid excuse me oh we dropped two because we just kept hitting them i don't know if the noises marriages are is making it like appropriate wins like we've just hitting so many pedestrians like just screams of terror and she's just like like out of the way no i can't do a marriage but my marriage voice becomes toad homie homie stop kicking me homie please i'm in so much pain wait it's all toad always has been never again how how many like how many of the voices can i do because i reckon if i do homer it's going to turn into goofy oh me like that's just toad merge yeah that's good i'm like stuck in like four different voices can't do anything in between donuts okay no homer's a bit deep there home is a bit deep oh i did not get high completion i missed 14 gags it's like a joke counter it's like there's only 15 you will not find this game funny outside of those jokes well i got a car how could here go oh one of 14 gags i corrupt do you want to get all your simpsons catchphrases out like instead of like me just saying like ah [ __ ] if something goes wrong try to be saying like eat my shorts dough hold me homie homie you need to stop hitting me with your car i got the cheats if you want them wait are there cheat codes yes there are oh my god there's like an old ign walkthrough guide there's one for unlimited speed i mean did i turn on limited speed i don't think i did it's kind of hard to tell oh i think i might have you just keep accelerated quick to the fat mobile yes i suppose but must we call it that it's like ha ha he's overweight that was the joke where is the race too i've still got the unlimited speed i can't control my vehicle oh i need to turn this one off it's too fast i only did 150 cc in college i'm not equipped for this how do i turn it back off can i turn it back off i think i have to restart the game please tell me the acceleration is reset yeah it has thank god we're here professor frank posted a message on my news group alt.furyanimals.fanfiction.net no no don't say all furry animals fanfiction.net comic book guy the internet has progressed somewhat since then and that's a very unfortunate combination of terms simpsons predicted the future this radio is going to help me score bow cue day chicks uh last time i checked chicks like fast cars not vintage electronics why don't we race for them oh no you can't just do your proposal that's how it works girls don't like electronics yeah yes every woman i know is [ __ ] terrified of how possessive i go to the guilt any form of technology on their person versus cancer we need to like take down this guy's youtube channel he shouldn't be allowed on the air bart gets cancelled the game versus over party bart don't go on twitter let's go we only have a minute for this that's not a lot of time come on get out of the way bart commits manslaughter i think like the only simpson at the end of this that will have like a criminal record is maggie oh she knows you know she shot mr burns spoilers you had like 30 years so there's gonna be one guy chad's like dude i was gonna watch that episode tonight look i've just ruined it for them let's talk to milhouse milhouse what are you doing here i thought you had a four o'clock wedgie with nelson i rescheduled the dmv has us all doing these stupid races this state should get some child labor laws not on my watch see the fable streams there's like no context with that it's like like well i guess rit got cancelled today just started advocating like child labor of all things i don't know what happened to that guy i mean look if like blending a baby on one of my streams didn't get me cancelled oh no hey guys i'm sorry when i enforced child labor in fable i only meant it as a joke you know i didn't mean it for real i know when i put that baby in the blender that was just a joke too you know i thought it was just entertaining in the moment but now i realize it's wrong you forgot this side this is going to be a hard video to make oh sure i just okay my camera froze i look a little spooked before we get to this apology video guys and i truly am sorry uh new rt game youtubes now you could that i can display just how sorry i am uh by having me sit on your desk he planned this no it was just on my desk you knew you would need him for the apology video got in a quality joke hang on i didn't do it getting all the quality gags oh well he's dead i'm trying to think like what punchline catchphrase do i say i karambah yes bart is dead i need to find my stupid brother have you seen him yes yes can't talk now i must get the last copy of the new itchy and scratchy adventures comic it's the controversial issue in which they finally kiss assist me and i will aid you with your dilemma remember that episode of tom and jerry where they just get married yep he's a furry no not again comic book guy no through the billboard oh no oh video games with a waste of money now to go online and bid one thousand dollars for itchy and scratchy corn cob holders a terrific terrific experience item oh no maggie's in here i think she's dead now add one to the gag counter three children have perished off the milhouse again oh no wait can i still talk to him oh thank god he teleports back do you have a date for the harvest dance this is not a good time it's never a good time oh no there's a collectible trading card we try platform over to this we're on like the side of a dam we can go inside they're gonna be a gag here hang on it could be a funny joking coming no it just it just takes you back reset the gag counter you weren't supposed to laugh there good one what does this do hot pants i think that's one for the gag counter get it oh [ __ ] this is a cool car unlimited speed on this boat no i died i can't i can't do unlimited speed again that made it like so difficult to control the game to complete this mission you will need the school bus oh we can't even use the boat i've lost control the boat's gone oh bollocks i hope that was worth it destroy the black sedans to find a clue don't let time run out we're gonna be doing this with max speed this is gonna get ugly quick no all right we've done a twirl oh time to move i'm okay let me get the wrench all right kids hold on we're gonna get you to school taking a shortcut we got it we're gonna get the class on time the most dangerous episode of the magic school bus okay class we're going on an adventure today miss frizzle why do you look so anxious a one-way trip to hell i've only got 15 seconds too i got to get let me bop him real quick i just need to stop the car for a moment this man is just like chin stupid glass ceiling what oh come on i just wanted to check out the chin guy get him he's almost dead oh let's just finish him off i get one more hit line it up [Music] we did it we made it to school kids miss frieza why is the bus on its side miss frizzle's just in the front seat this entire time shut up she's like lost it with the kids she just needs to focus on the road you will need a disguise you mean like an eye patch hey good one if we can afford disguise like that i wouldn't be getting paid in potato chip coupons so what disguise do you have well here's one of ralph's old halloween costumes fine wait here and i'll get changed okay you need to disguise purchase lisa's cool clothes at the androids dungeon of the observatory 250 coins that costs almost as much as the bus ralph no came out this is how you have organ failure oh where's the laugh track oh sorry [Applause] please ha ha follow snake and find three strikes of evidence against him don't miss any items i have a question why should lisa wear a disguise if you're chasing steak in a cop car that's a really good question what was the point in that don't let them know we're here be inconspicuous wait because i'm in a police car is it okay now if i hit people on the sidewalk like who's gonna arrest me am i above the law now thanks chief you are a good cop after all ah you're just saying that yes i am he's not a good cop you're going to stop me [Music] you're going to arrest me render me a favor and it might jar me memory what favor i've got a ship absolutely everyone has some sort of driving job you need to do from zip around just zip around no bounce off that a wrench would be really good right now oh [ __ ] i gotta turn off the speed i can't do it how did that even explode i can actually steer the car again if i take my finger off the throttle i i i can turn to a reasonable degree what just happened [Music] mission complete we did it that time i found [Music] it's like oh no something's horribly wrong with my brother yeah bishop complete we're married now marriage looks like she's like dancing in the club like comic book guy is a quest should we do it just to see what he says what a like worrying statement about internet culture is he gonna share with us today mr guy what are you doing here well they've been trying to convince agnes to come make fun of school children but she refuses to go out with me that son of hers keeps intercepting every gift i send her and hides them at his workplace i'll take care of this for you if you help me take care of some things by the moons of xanthor it is a pact the bond is made the agreement is sacred under the vows of the knights who say okay okay i get it sheesh freaking nerd no platforming i think i was supposed to be blown off by that but we seem to be all right return the comic book oh my god go go go go gotta get back shortcut over here oh no i was supposed to jump the truck what's wrong with the camera oh my god no no how did this happen oh for [ __ ] sake how is that so bad i feel like this after like a certain point with children where it's like just how would you manage you always hear these stories with like a family and just like yeah with like this there's like 20 kids in the family it's like how do they survive i think the most like i'd be able to manage is like three kids if i had a fourth kid i'd forget one of them exists because it's just there's too much happening too much to process yeah i i i'd have to swap one out or something like that i wouldn't be able to keep up four kids as the oldest of four siblings this is true oh no you just let the alpha live your inventory can only hold three children oh no please pick a child to leave behind thanks cletus mission [Laughter] oh the police are out for blood in this cage i'm hiding from the police if the police find me out past curfew they'll throw me in jail raise chief wiggum to the retirement castle return of the nearly dead no you're not supposed to use the shortcuts [Music] oh you're kidding me wait there's a second shortcut here get your tail back here wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait you can salvage it [Music] that shortcuts a red herring you just gotta drive mission complete we got the grandpa in time without my ac relief i'll start fighting nurses you don't need the lawsuits you don't darn wreckage in crop circles and bragging agrilibra oh dear time to drive this car see you later grandpa we'll make sure you're in good health soon he's so far ahead i don't want much time oh my god they're just chucking cars at me grandpa i got your meds great now i need something to wake him up uh drive to the cookie mara let me just get in my vehicle is it gonna reset uh come on i'll just walk just keep ramming no don't ram me look at the okay this is why i have trust issues go right here i just ran over a kid i i'm gonna blame the arrows for that too are you blind can you just stay there like two minutes just let me keep like ramming you into this bitter wall oh [ __ ] he got out i sure won't they did not want to ice your wounds you

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Length: 21min 8sec (1268 seconds)

Published: Mon Mar 15 2021