RTGame Archive: The Simpsons: Hit & Run

hello how's it going folks we got gonna have some like eerie quiet we gear up with this give me one moment can you hear me okay how's it going everyone glasses thank you uh let me get get those on my face hang on i'm trying all the glasses aren't in the room hang on hang on i'm back hello hey oh how's it going though folks you're all you're all very welcome uh to the stream oh i have my glasses i'll pop them back on when we start playing how's it going though hey as well he's excited i've been careful even with like the [ __ ] stream category and stuff like this because i don't want to give away what game we're actually playing today until the moment it hits and then everyone's going to have that like oh [ __ ] moment when they see it how's it going though folks you're all very welcome to the stream okay i hope you can hear me all right um i need to do a quick thing and i need to be careful with the way i do this so that i don't give away what it is because i need i need to adjust audio settings for the game it is a game we're playing it is a game we're playing it's not fortnite your hair looks great thank you oh thank you very much i got a new shampoo ah let me let me uh okay i hope i did this right you guys didn't hear anything nope you didn't hear anything okay cool that's fine all right audio is working then that's fine i've been able to adjust that a little bit before we start it uh this is one of those games where it's like i i have to just launch it uh and then it's just gonna kind of go and i wanna time it right because i wanna get that oh [ __ ] moment in for everyone uh we will start the game as soon as the hype train wears off so wait a minute or two yeah how is it going though folks oh people are like [ __ ] guessing a mile a moment like at this point like i could just be like someone said it and it's like no one has any [ __ ] idea what it is i'll update the stream category only uh when the game starts uh i just want to be a tease phineas and ferb is there a phineas and ferb game i don't know jesus someone said it oh no like you've no idea oh god there's a lot of people here for this one too this makes it all the better thank you so much for coming out today folks yes i'm so happy to see so many people here because this is such a good game i've been wanting to stream this for ages thank you so much and [ __ ] a lot of people subbed oh my god thank you very much everyone peach thank you for the thousand bits it's good to see you dad please subscribe we gotta once the hype train wears off once the hype train wears off we will start i want to give people a chance to come in i promise you it's worth it i promise you it's worth it you're going to have that oh [ __ ] realization anyone thanks for the 10 gift subs our chat is moving so fast chrono trigger i [ __ ] wish it was chrono trigger i need to play that game still uh i got the ds version of it years back and i just i just haven't haven't got around to it pancake next to 245 bits i love this game how cool would it be if i just like end the stream and like after the hype train wears off it's like right that's the wrench paid for today you can all [ __ ] off you can go home now again thank you for the five give subs orange thanks 100 bits oh my god bugger thanks for 145. william stacks for 500 bits pg likes for 100 our goat thanks for 200. it's gonna be find the gnome i'm calling what the [ __ ] is find the gnome it's like where's wally but it's a gnome oh the thing is right because i think someone did actually say what the game is in chat at some point but it's moving so [ __ ] quick it's impossible to tell someone might have actually said it um it is a game that has been suggested for a very long time it's not hollow knight as well it's not hollow night we do it we're going to be starting that uh in the near future though okay it's not ace attorney either it's none of the games that are on the poll uh it is it is oh something bit out there it's different oh my god perseus thanks for 10 60 bits nine thank you for a thousand bits oh my god guys yeah you're giving way to but you're prolonging your own misery by [ __ ] like donating and like doing the hype train because like we have to wait for the [ __ ] timer to count down and you guys like extend the timer i want to suffer okay three minutes all right we're almost there it's almost done now we just gotta wait for it to wear off it's the call me kevin game that doesn't exist that's not a thing oh i'm excited little even thanks for 100 bits i gotta i i need to gear up everything for this because i wanna i wanna get the the transition right i can keep i can keep the stream title right even after i changed the game it's just a category sport no we can't do spore again he's like s'more has like problems where you can give people seizures for some reason there's like something wrong with the cell stage when you specifically stream it where like it flashes like purple and [ __ ] like it's awful we gotta be real careful of that one we did spore ages back too we have done it rock paper scissors like come on chat got you giving seizures to stream no not quite uh okay minute and a half left we're almost there thank you so much to everyone who's given like something given bits because jesus christ is hilarious extra thanks for 400 bits let's [ __ ] go it was so near connect four my people are just guessing the [ __ ] post games now he's he's finally doing cool mac games not cool matt games there's a minute left on the clock there's a minute the end is near i got i gotta line this up properly gotta line this up okay give me one moment we're almost there snow white and the seven doors i'm so stressed are people like panicking now it's like oh like what could it [ __ ] be some people are losing their minds like plea god have mercy 20 seconds 20 seconds it's almost here okay i'm gonna be able to update it in a moment i'm gonna be able to update the category to i'll update the category after we played the title sequence i think that's the best way to do it okay all right okay thanks for watching the stream everybody ah no hang on wait no let me i'm not doing that i'm not doing that i'm so sorry okay are yours are you ready launch is that coming up oh god oh my got oh [ __ ] it's muted there we go [ __ ] it's still muted there we go it's a simpsons hit and run stream's [Music] this over was my [ __ ] childhood playing hit and run today this is the plan oh it takes me back let me update the category this is the plan we're going to be doing this all day uh it mutes what i tab out just give me one moment the [ __ ] audio issues with this game because it's just so [ __ ] old can you guys hear it okay [Music] ah yes you can [Music] don't mind him can he get new game it's been so long i'm endorsing a new cola kids and this one isn't poisonous to anybody that we know of knowing you know is made from only the finest sugars and waters plus it has a special ingredient too hot for the fda it'll give you the get up and go you need to do all the pathetic stuff you have to do i'll turn down new improved buzz cola cola must get buzz cola this is old yes this is a very old game this is like what 2002 2003 oh uh it's disabled tutorial uh i can't actually remember the controls i've never played this on pc so we'll keep the tutorials up help us out bart okay uh left shift to run that's fine this is so bad for my posture yeah an older boy told [Music] left click to get in the car ouch my bikini zone's you might need to accelerate the police are on their way okay thanks bart i need to go oh come on i need to go i'm driving here use red just to fix your car that's great bart that's great part there's police chasing me i gotta go did i lose them already oh they just gave up this game was my childhood you know this is what you're doing it this is like smoking the simpsons gta wait i got fined i guess i did cause a lot of damage half of this game is just you get a vehicle and you know you assign what the road is they don't seem too fuss i probably need to go back and talk to marriage at some point i didn't do it hey ralph how are you doing with all races together ralph's about to be hit he's about to go over the dashboard oh we missed him no i don't have any money left stop finding me i'm just trying to get a grasp for the controls right now just give me one moment i will make our way back let me get the wrench [Music] okay we'll drive on back if you like this you'll love lego city undercover i've heard it's a bit similar this kind of game like has humor wait when the time trial race to win extra coins [Music] there he goes did you 100 this no i didn't i never had the patience to find like the trading cards i think it is that you got to get i'm just trying to make my way back to march get there soon you need to get the chaos mod installed no i think i'm good we're just gonna go base game today let's make our way over [Music] now where are you marge just clip off the police on our way back hey honey i'm home all right i need to talk to marge told me somebody ate every dessert in the house i need you to run to the store and pick up some of that ice cream with the miniature pies in it oh it must have been one of our kids probably milhouse oh no cola caper go to the cookie mart and purchase some ice cream and cola let's start you off slow i don't know why but it's like for some reason this is how everyone starts playing this game like i i don't know a single person was like the first thing you didn't do when you open the game is just start like kicking your family it's just how you're supposed to play this game i think oh my god i don't think the police are supposed to do okay let me get in my car drive to the quickie man it's so badly damaged already okay i gotta go back the other way nine thank you for the thousand bits again thank you to everyone who's given bits and subbed let's make our way over like we just gotta follow the path of destruction again hop on back and get the cola domestic abuse of police brutality no it's like it's just what you'd like in this game it's like the first thing that everyone does is like let me just like kill a few people enter the cookie man is that patrick's station gonna explode i think we're good [Music] let me just we just park my car here [Music] okay how you doing a poo hey poo give me a cola and i need another bucket of ice cream with mini pies what happened to the ice cream with many pies your wife bought this morning i probably ate it i don't remember stuff too good or homer congratulations homer mission complete go back home and talk to mom to start the next mission okay thanks bart it's like the simpsons explain video game logic to you congratulations homer you completed a quest now you just gotta fetch seven boar asses [Music] and bring them home for your family but is back your guide he's your son a homer's not the brightest he'll take all the help he can get let's be real my immersion is ruined look out this is good that was cool you should try it was that road rage i remember that one too it's good to see you again marge only lisa left for school without her science project can you get it to her no do i have to you can drop it off on the way to work and i have to go to work this is the worst day of his life smrt race principal skinner to the school and give lisa a science project i can't help myself okay drive to school we gotta beat skinner you gotta just take him off the road send him flying through the dashboard i think he was there with his mother so we just ended his bloodline his family is dead now this is actually just roblox gta i mean look gta5 took inspiration from this game i'm pretty sure police you're not supposed to they're trying to kill me they can't play it that dangerously that's not nice i'm it's okay if i do it but they're supposed to be like upholding the law thanks for bringing me my model of the digestive system hey where's the gallbladder i got hungry and it was a fig it was modeling clay oh no by the way dad mom called she says she needs to talk to you at home before you go to work go in your face gotta go home again homer's having a rough time i've just someone said is there subtitles let me see i don't know if there is just because this game is is quite old uh a camera i i don't think we've got subtitles so we're just gonna have to listen can you guys hear it okay do you want me to turn up the game a little more wait find all gags i was just trying to get to kick lisa i'm gonna turn it up a little more just because we don't have subtitles hang on few notches that better still kind of kick lisa leave me alone i'm calibrating the protractors principal skinner that's not a thing you do please i'm busy installing asbestos right now uh-oh uh we should get out of here why can't i kick my daughter it's like the limitations of the time the technology wasn't there yet hopefully you know like we can get a mod or something for this game so you know you can just kick everyone family sedan i'll pay you in bankrupt there are some lines even the game won't cross captain likes for 500 bits fun fact they were going to remove the kicking because they thought it might be too violent when they showed macaroni in the game the test the first thing he did was kick marge down the road laughing his head off exactly though that's my point that's the first thing everyone does you just load up the game and you kick merch i don't know why but it's like it's the first person you see and it's like you just can't control yourself oh no unicorn x 500 bits gta 6 looking poggers we don't need gta 6 like when we got the sips hit and run just send a few more people over the dash honey i'm home oh she's not outside this time are you in this round marge it's a primal instinct grandpa you doing okay i think he's he started to lose the plot he's going senile homer go talk to ned flanders he seems miffed and pio'd why me i'm the world's greatest neighbor i even have a mug to that effect go outside very straightforward on the quest direction get out okay how you doing flanders an older boy told me to do it out of my way jump don't worry that should heal fast i'm all in a dither homer so many of my possessions have disappeared i called the police to find the culprit culprit eh my lawnmower my cooler my lawn chair a family portrait even rod's inhaler what kind of sick individual would take this stuff oh no i borrowed all of flanders stuff quick think of an excuse to get out of here uh excuse me i think i have to go shut some corn wait what is he doing okay collect the lost what does shut corn even mean oh shuck never run again hey find flanders tuxedo let's go brandon thanks for a thousand bits some of the best music in the game is with this mission it's just the bach what's next flanders cooler i gave it to barney talk to barney and i know how to use it bernie how are you doing i need to talk to you i am evil uh you remember that cooler i gave you for your birthday well flanders wants it back now what will i use for a toilet barney no i'm a lean mean speed thingy okay find his launcher vibration tickling my feet that guy just eavesdropping he's probably very concerned picture of his stupid family like homer why'd you even take his family portrait like you you hate his family we shouldn't question this logic it's hard to see cause there's so much smoke on the screen now where did i leave rod stupid inhaler duh on top of the dump truck excuse me this game scares me go homer no homer you need to press the button i think we're good on time we can afford to hit a few more pedestrians on the way rt doesn't believe in brakes in this game you don't need brakes from this game like look how much time i'm saving by just veering onto the sidewalk flanders i got yours [Music] look i found your missing stuff now about the reward thanks neighbor rooney here's your reward a prayer from the lord's number one fan our father in heaven bless this noble oath stupid flanders getting happiness from religion [Music] there are some people i'll drive to the simpsons house hang on there wasn't any particular reason to hit that child on the way here but it's just the mood i'm in homie you're late for work and today's your workplace evaluation with mr smithers you'll find my scorpion farm then where will my scorpions live only one person can help me what is that lenny like what does that mean like i don't even remember an episode where he's got a scorpion firm you're just kind of looking back at this it's like what well it's about time like homer's just batshit insane it's drug talk well just like the nuclear power plant this was like homer's just got drugs growing off like the heat from the radiation [Music] hey lenny how you doing let me just turn around i'm not gonna hit him like i'm not just gonna keep committing senseless violence i keep making god madder and madder eventually hey homer how about a breakfast churro no time tell me where to find me not lenny mart more breakfast churros for lenny i'm gonna need a car with a little more junk in the trunk if i'm gonna take him out i wonder if barney still has the plow did that woman just spawn in behind lenny complete this mission you'll need the plow king purchase it from barony at the gasoline station for 150 coins i have no money right now because i think i i i've just been fined by the police so many times how much money can i get we just drive into this okay that's some money that's some more money let me just see if there's enough boxes i can hit excuse me people go pick up all this it's like one for fruit crates i think i broke something it's actually enough in just like this immediate area uh to get it this works out well take what you want sexy leprechaun just don't shoot me with that dark gun whatever is barney okay is he good sexy leprechaun that i could take offense to that if i want i'm going to give this game the benefit of the doubt and i'm not going to take that as like a targeted irish stereotype he's never okay uh trolley thank you for the five gift subs thank you very much emblem thank you for 1000 bits again it's crashing time unlock the car go to the phone booth to access the vehicle anytime thanks bart for some reason the camera controls on this are like the numpad so i gotta like take my hands like off the mouse but i mean this is already here though isn't it can you come and get me i'll pay you in bankrupt a new vehicle drive to the cookie mart oh this is going to be better for hitting people because now we're just stronger [Music] although it's a lot more difficult to turn murder efficiency [Music] just call me air homer come on homer [Music] gonna be a lot of children being struck by this thing oh my god destroys me this vehicle [Music] let's get him down he's just going the complete opposite direction come on maybe i can make him collide with the people flying security detector 18 on half help excuse me small child i am a man with a mission you're not you're not getting away you're not getting away season in the town i should have let him collide with the bus come on smitters i can't let you live you remember like the episode of the simpsons where like homer just goes murderous drunk drive rampage just kill several beloved characters for expecting me to do the job for which i am don't let him live let's just take a shortcut for the graveyard here you read every episode talon thanks for uh 500 bits airt love your stuff thank you very much destroy wasp cameras jump into the air with the space and right kick the kick right click the kick the wasp i just collide against them with my truck i'm a leading mean speed thingy yeah that [Music] you better works that's the plan please don't goodbye cruel world i don't remember the episode where homer commits uh vehicular homicide oh my god like homer's sick of everyone's [ __ ] like no one treats him seriously [Music] he's out for blood this is a weird treehouse of horror episodes go to homer's workstation am i supposed to just drive in my neck i wish i had it just parked my car there what's my workstation here it is how can i sleep with that camera oh sexy girls could be watching me on the internet stupid cameras you should be smashed i'll destroy you at your power source [Laughter] homer i don't understand your logic as this day continues replaying this i think i'm starting to see that it's like it's more designed like the video game sense and we're just going from scene to scene like i still remember having a lot of fun with this game but it's like it's like let's just do the next thing destroy all the power couplings before time runs out [Music] exit the office stupid like a box oh god this is a platforming level i love senselessly pushing marge will clean this mess up later okay uh let me not mess this up come [Music] is this what happened in chernobyl no i don't think so later let me just i'm trying to turn the camera but it just wants to focus on homer you're so smart how come i broke you and where's the last boxes there's one over there i hope do not press means pressed right away come on homer [Music] it's so difficult to control them for something like this there's the end stupid like turn to your workstation for a nap you want to come with me friend you want a nap i gotta get don't think he's coming let's hide in here before the police get us mindless drones return to your ugly families oh that was too easy the next mission is where we watch homer have a nap for two hours basically press action that's not good i'm clocking out for the day homer's just like like oops like doe oopsy poopsy wow i need a disconnect i caused a nuclear meltdown on the job today thousands of lives are dead oh no hey i found my lost nachos basically like kind of like how the logic is working in this game homer no don't like like don't drive on the sidewalk there's people there homer what do you like you're such a character homer no those people haven't done anything wrong mistakes were made it's just a child homer it's just a child joe [Applause] oh no it's so cursed homer shows no mercy yeah he just said like mistakes were made like he hit like four people in his vehicle like this guy is going away a long time you almost hit a person i did hit a person not almost the cops really don't care there seems to be like half-assed attempt they're not too fussed [Music] i need to be careful not to be hit too many times by the cops because i do actually have a considerable amount of money and i might need it [Music] let me just quickly lose the police i'll do a lap around them yeah we're in the clear again [Music] it's like family i'm home nope nope open the front door open them let me just pack my car there okay sit on the sofa leaving the famous bearded cartoon creator incarcerated in a peruvian jail in other news local citizens are outraged over the discovery of surveillance cameras throughout the town we go now to city hall where mayor quimby is feeling questions from an angry mob these miniature cameras are an outrage spying on our women's dressing rooms bathrooms and locker rooms is unforgivable i think i speak for all springfielders when i say where is the sexy footage no no no appearing all over town marge that black van is spying on us oh homie you're so sexy when you're paranoid flowers by irene investigate and follow the black van don't let it get away let's do this 18 plus what's going on in the kitchen you know where my family lives we got to take grandpa back to the home investigate the black fan that's the easiest pie follow the black van [Music] i think they might know we're following them though i have here to consider i'm not exactly like trying to be stealthy here oh but they're collide with a school bus and just running over people they they they drive like us look at that they just they just hit a person no mercy we found our people daddy was the best driver in springfield obviously well you know i don't know if i've mentioned it before but they used to call me the drift king back i feel like every second stream i've had to like reference the fact that i've won this mario kart tournament it was like five years ago and it's still like my claim to fame it's like no way really oh it's true 150 cc mario kart tournament 200cc was too fast do you have a driver's license not yet but i'm hoping to get one i'm gonna make a great driver burns is behind all this evil spying is so like him that wrinkled old monkey skeleton homer i don't even know what you're referencing he really sounds like he's lost his mind oh you can start driving the car even when you're out in the right seat that's good to know let's make a shortcut back apparently none of the doors on the car close anymore too but we should be all right there we go good as new pro tip drift during your driving exam for extra points that's what i'm planning on doing oh where's the vending machine hey marge how you doing mr burns is spying on everybody we've got to follow him not now homer a new violent video game has hit the streets and we need to get rid of it before it warps any children with its bloops and bleeps but that game sounds awesome and therefore should be destroyed i guess oh no we're getting meta bone storm storm hit the delivery truck and collect the bone storm games before time runs out oh no video games god forbid we everyone better let them exist 0 10 hit the delivery truck and get the games i remember this mission being quite hard as a kid are you blind it looks harder than it is excuse me oh we dropped two because we just kept hitting them [Music] come on just keep giving us more it's considerably easier revising it in like later life i remember this just being impossible but like right now like we're doing fine [Music] drive back to the simpsons house pedestrians like just screams of terror and she's just like that like out of the way no i can't do a marriage my marriage voice becomes toad it's like the same thing for me if only kids would play more video games about barge you know i have poor crazy plants now if you'll excuse me i have to go spy on my boss i'm king of the world let me see if i can do it hang on hold me homie stop kicking me hold me please step off i'm in so much pain no it's just towed it it all becomes toad for me your toad voices marriage but your marriage voice is toad i need to drive back to the power plant oh lord please no i'm a mean speed thingy okay see you later marge [Music] back of the plant later watch it buddy wait it's all toad always has been never again how how many like how many of the voices can i do because i reckon if i do homer it's going to turn into goofy oh me like like that's just toad but merge yeah that's i can't drive i'm like stuck in like four different voices can't do anything in between donuts okay no homer's a bit deep there i didn't know it's a bit deep [Music] talk to carol where are you carol how you doing okay we only clipped them how you doing [Music] i love to sit how are you having a bit of trouble homer you look like you're having one of your trademark adventures danger mr burns mini cameras black fans well good thing i'm drunk stupid drunk oh no he's going to warren burns i can't believe i'm racing the same guy twice in one day wait what beat smitters oh beat smitters the mr burns mansion i thought um i thought carol was about to go warren burns and it's like but he's drunk you can't just encourage that the race smithers to the mansion we gotta go why did you hit carol oh no smitters this is learning from us now [Music] that's bad [Music] we gotta go quick [Music] it's [Music] it gets significantly more difficult when you have smoke coming out of your car it actually obscures quite a bit but we should be okay it's important that even when you're playing video games to obey the laws of the road you know that we can't really encourage reckless behavior in our society so we need to be careful you know teach the proper traffic laws didn't mean to collide with that guy tickling my feet i can catch up [Music] i don't know how i'm still in the lead i feel like he must be slowing down or something [Music] like give me a chance to catch up because i've collided with so much my only plan has been to just drive as fast as i can i don't even know what the button for the brakes is he used the cheat code [Music] that's the wrong one [Music] there's his mansion hey mr burns [Music] see montgomery burns i know you're guilty accused sir fine i admit it i had amelia earhart's plane shot down that hussy was getting too big for her jumpers no you're spawning on springfield with your black fans and surveillance cameras black vans hmm aren't they connected with some sort of pizziola concern what they were only pizza vans i'm a class five idiot smithers release the hounds and if this oaf is an employee of the plant fire him at once everyone sucks but me i just don't need to mention i work from should be all right oh i did not get high completion story missions bonus missions just none no street races no cards no clothes one car i got a single wasp i missed 14 gags [Music] there were 14 jokes in the level that we just missed it's like a joke counter it's like there's only 15. you will not find this game funny outside of those jokes b that's right it could if you played on pc you tried the multiplayer mod for this it's a multiplayer mod is so that sounds cool okay well let's just save our game is that just the entire level done yes it is we're at the complete next bit now that was so quick speed run any percent do you guys just want to like blitz the entire main story today see if we can do the entire plot like we'll just ignore side quests we'll go from point a to point b see if we can get to the very end simpson's speed run the new bone storm will be as uncool as milhouse i'm standing right here bart hey that's great you better get out of here bart principal skinner's world record pace and when you're caught it's expulsion bart expulsion oh my god i gotta skip these cut scenes avoid principle skinner drive to try and save where time runs out fine by me get in your vehicle just the way barrett runs in this game [Music] so tired so very tired it's just something not quite right because the back like sticks out too far wait dan do the vehicle fast road exploit i don't know what that is requesting one pimp ride asap what speed run strats should i be employing oh this is too cool for school drive to try and save i'll get you parked just like that i mean that's going to shave some time off already so damn you're like fast wit i'll educate you a new one no he's actually trying to get me jet car in the first level i yeah i i didn't get the secret car every level has one don't they we're trying to find the one here a lot of potholes the speed run is fairly optimized fyi i'm okay everything's under control just see if i can lose them it's time for some road smell you later stinky gator killer thank god we lost the principal now we just have to deal with like the police themselves chasing us [Music] things are surely looking up we're like 10. i'm pretty sure bart does not have a license to drive this thing [Music] where he's trying this way team factory find the 10 year old child they probably should just confiscate the vehicle i think it's just incredible he was able to get a hold of this there is to try and say talk to jimbo how you i got a doing here look at it go oh alrighty then you doing jimbo late losers i got the last game four finger discount one of 14 guys destroyed all the rest when will they learn video games don't kill people they just kill their minds um i don't know what kind of commentary you're giving there bart not wrong look are you saying like don't judge me for like like 17 hours a hearthstone a day all right sometimes you just want to hit legend and that's my choice you know i can wake up at 7am if i won and just play that game until midnight that's my decision that's what being an adult is about hasn't plagued your mind i haven't slept in weeks [Music] preach oh talk to kearney i didn't do it how's it going dad you okay i'm good don't worry who cares video games are so late 90s all the rave now better make it snappy though if you want to be part of this trend weapons of mass delinquency collect fireworks around springfield before time runs out avoid chief wiggum no problemo video games so nineties please buy our video okay matt granny needs the money simpsons simpsons hasn't been doing well for like 20 seasons of television come on bart nice one your video games are lame by the way here's a video game mission was so meta i feel like every simpsons game is like a commentary on video games because the one after this was the simpsons game and like that the whole point of that is they're going through game worlds it's just what they do it seems hey otto how you doing nice driving man one box of your finest quality chinese frog launchers please here you go two kilos of chinese sky candy that blew you away should you just be selling them to like a small child like this seems really dangerous innermost [Music] wait what what does brownie drink oh that's varnish oh no i go back here seven duffs edgy busy surly queasy sleazy tipsy remorse i like remorseful okay uh can i interact with anything else i don't think so 2 out of 15 gags that's a not a joke get there we found a funny moment in the game take that one off the list like simpsons hit and run 100 completion find all the funny how jokes i win oh love tester let's see cold fish i mean that sounds that sounds fairly accurate hang on let me talk to mo sorry bot i can't serve booze to a miner it ain't right i'm here to buy fireworks oh hell yeah oh yeah that's okay i'm so glad to be a service okay get back in our car bart doesn't love himself let's hit the town he's having some uh self-image issues let's go i probably should have repaired the car i really yeah i probably should have repaired the car uh taxi oh that was so cool if i didn't play so many video games i'd be in better shape [Music] come on bart [Music] oh we can't fail a mission already it's just over here off the snake where is he thank you sir one dozen of your best tijuana toilet crackers my good man here you go kid dude now don't blow your hand off or do more commentary on games so better i've they're gonna be doing that half the game i bart think style drive to the police station why am i going home i'm scared and disoriented like that's not the place i want to be [Music] we live in a society i corrupt you want to get all your simpsons catchphrases out like instead of like me just saying like ah [ __ ] if something goes wrong try to be saying like eat my shorts [Music] dough dough [Music] hold me homie homie you need to stop hitting me with your car ralph word in the hood is that you got access to your old man's fireworks stash fireworks make my ears yell here's some gumdrops now make with the works my daddy's going to put you in jail bye dude okay thanks ralph get the fireworks get away from chief wiggum of community service this is better okay go taxi driver man where is my uber taking me we need we need to get some distance well lose them on the highway we only have a minute to get away from this way ralph is human toad you're not wrong i kind of see it [Music] i got the cheats if you want them wait are there cheat codes in this game it could actually be it's old enough isn't it yes there are what cheat codes do we have hang on hang on simpson's hit and run cheat codes pc oh my god there's like an old ign walkthrough guide what is this okay click on options and hold the f1 button while inserting the following for a desired result there's one for unlimited speed options [Music] did i do it right i don't i don't i mean did i turn on limited speed i don't think i did it's kind of hard to tell [Music] oh i think i might have oh my beautiful you just keep accelerating i think i broke something ah no comic book guy he looks like he's okay okay hang on there's one that's called lego cars it's lego cars am i am i just gonna turn on like every cheat immediately probably down down right left let's do it uh let me try it again i don't know what lego cars means do lego and his eyes light up go to the phone box uh oh there's no phone box here you know let me i gotta work off my gut we just go for a stroll there might be one there's a one over here bone box the check on a roller is not looking too good i i don't see it did it turn on i don't think so let me see again options so lego cars is down down right left i'm gonna try it on both arrow keys and just wasd that one's not working yeah i should probably repair this i really need a new car input in the main menu that's not how it works it's on the options page there's a jumping car that you can do hang on just that working if i just press space now it just times out the game why my butt hurts i don't think that one's working i think some of these cheat codes are just breaking the game i can't press space bar anymore when i'm in the car hey job of the fat do you know where i can get a copy of bonestorm too yes i have no time to converse with you i must be the first to register my disgust on the internet regarding the new mcbane film the action was dismal and the nudity was frustratingly fleeting i barely got going quick to the fat mobile yes i suppose but must we call it that it's like ha ha he's overweight that was the joke [Applause] some of this humor has not aged well has it joke yes let's get him where is the race too i've still got the unlimited speed [Music] i need to turn this one off i went round the finish line [Music] [Applause] bart simpson let's try it again okay keep accelerating hey you're supposed to eat my dust you lose complete control i i can't even break it goes too fast the brakes don't make a difference i can catch up i can't catch you i think you could have avoided that look out commoner i can't control it it's too fast i only did 150 cc in college i'm not equipped for this i was this close [Music] i have to turn the cheat back off i can't do it it's it's too fast drift king eddie percent how do i turn it back off can i turn it back off wait the code for jumping car and unlimited speed are the same what these cheat codes are out of date oh no it's the same code [Music] is it is it off i don't i don't know let me just get into the van jump the light speed i'll never lose these love handles shit's going too fast this is too cool for school i think i have to restart the game i don't think i can toggle it back off like it doesn't want to let me oh yeah baby bring it on please stop colliding with me for like two minutes [Music] please save game this is just part of the speedrun strat exit program i hope this turns the cheat codes off i'm not gonna i'm i'm not gonna be able to play it if it's just constant unlimited speed [Music] okay resume game no cheating oh i need to get my alerts back up too thank you to everyone who's been subbing and giving bits anon thank you for five good it's just hitting around that's a name i have not heard in a long time thank you you guys enjoying the stream it's cool to see this again isn't it hey job of the fat do you know where i can get a copy of bone storm too what do you say i must be the first to register my disgust on the internet it's like he has like half the amount of polygons no problemo let's go eat [ __ ] please tell me the acceleration is reset cheater i spilled my squishy yeah it has [Music] thank god i could actually steer the car again [Music] where are you going we don't have deflector shields you know why i ought to dignify professor frank posted a message on my news group alt dot fury animals animals.fanfiction.net no no don't say all furry animals fanfiction.net comic book guy the internet has progressed somewhat since then and that's a very unfortunate combination of terms oh uh let's get a car breaker breaker this is bart simpson requesting one simpsons predicted the future oh no full speed ahead like this game would have came out without like the internet was like you know still in infancy and stuff like that like it was a different time youtube didn't exist when this game came out i always think that's kind of weird [Music] i gotta play bonestorm too give me one no can do my pointy-headed friend i need the power of video game violence to run my latest invention slash monster if you find me a world war ii communication radio and a satellite then my creation will live and we can play with it and enjoy the frolicking oh cool real violence is way better than tv violence it's like a level boss come to life now who would have a world war ii radio video games this guy that sells all those grenades to nelson might i better check chat i'm just gonna be frank here let's just side check for mom you guys doing okay do we do we need to call like a priest everything all right no don't need to like get like a spray bottle of holy water like just to keep you guys in line and therapy uh we're fine whoo oh no well look you can all hang out with comic book book guy later all right just just let's let's let's keep the chat a little calmer please baptize us we don't need to know what you guys are up to after the watershed all right let's just keep it let's just keep it tame for the time being uh you got it okay follow the pizza fat it give me a chance to get in my car there we go just drive alongside one i actually feel like i control the vehicle again which is something that the ai cannot say apparently this is much more manageable again i remember just sucking this level in particular i think it's like my least favorite i find it much more difficult to drive on i it feels like more closed and confined you have really tight corners are you the real rt game no i'm a fake one i'm rit game crowd okay we're do we're two different people i'm not i'm not the real guy [Music] it's true yeah it's not me no if you want my youtube channel uh my youtube channel is um you know youtube.com call me kevin that's why i upload my videos about rtgame on youtube that's not me that's not me we gotta make that clear all right you doing chief wiggum i love just the stark difference in like model quality it's like quest mpc regular joe hey springfield's lamest what's the deal didn't you hear herman's been robbed hey you don't know who did it do you cause if you did boy that would be great oh no now where am i gonna get a radio these fresh skid marks leading away from the scene of the crime could be a clue but who's to say really oh you're so [ __ ] useless chief wiggum uh let me get a car where is my vehicle it's over here wait when the rt is sucks if we moved on to like [ __ ] among us memes again chat what's up with you guys today what's going on we talked to snake snake what happened i didn't even hit him hey snake what's up um do i know you little dude i need that radio you borrowed no way little dude this radio is going to help me score beaucoup day chicks uh last time i checked chicks like fast cars not vintage electronics why don't we race for them no bart you can't just do your proposal that's not how it works please help us oh lord our team don't have a cow man it's like bart you can't figure like girls don't like electronics [Music] guy yes every woman i know is [ __ ] terrified of how possessive my god the guilt any form of technology on their person it's just not compatible what is this logic person's cancer [Music] we need to like take down this guy's youtube channel he shouldn't be allowed on the air [Music] you can't confirm i am a girl i don't i can't use the internet they say i have the twitch.tv live stream it's just not possible simpson's logic for some reason i don't understand barrett gets cancelled the game bart is over party bert don't go on twitter [Music] oh jesus i know like trash hey krusty burger let's go does twitter even exist yet at the time that this game came out no it wouldn't have all right it just was like like the modern form of internet we've got now is like at most like only 15 years old which is always kind of insane society's changed a lot yeah i feel old now my god like back in the day if you want to cheat codes for these games you have to buy a physical printed book for the most part i remember those times you have like an index in that and you have to like search for them boomerang from those jerks oh god race two circuit race complete all laps and finish the race in first place don't destroy your vehicle three side two side one go time to lay some rubber my car is very badly damaged to start the race i don't know how i feel about this it would be nice if i could get a repair i don't think i'm gonna though police isn't first she's just zooming away hey ralph how you doing you shave off a little bit of time on that corner right now i'm losing yeah come on bart don't have your vehicle explode ralph you really need to get off the course hey you were supposed to eat my dust what's my name booyah come on four or four laps i remember all these levels being so much harder as a kid it's like now i can just like kind of home in and it's like i can do this i can beat this hit and run speed runner boy bart you're getting a birthday present this year perfection thy name is bart i get a birthday present wait one of three races completed i have to do it again drive to the krusty burger by the construction site i gotta go back ah yes booyah simpson hey can i borrow your car wait my car is still intact it kind of looks like it is on fire let's roll bird is not wanted for arson oh wait krusty burger's right here how you doing cletus hey there mr slackjaw yokel that b.i can i borrow your saddle like this sure if you help me scoop up my flat meat sophisticated city youngster those turned revenuers don't like me selling roadkill parties out of control first sexism knows this oh no okay collect the flap me before time runs out avoid a poo bart simpson at your service it's a skunk let's go we only have a minute 20 for this that's not a lot of time gotta go quick [Music] the [ __ ] banjo [Music] go as quick as you can come on cletus [Music] come on get out of the way oh man i broke my wetland off you gotta go that was better than the movie box commits manslaughter i think like the only simpson at the end of this that will have like a criminal record is maggie like she knows you know she shot mr burns they're all going away a long time deliver the flatmate no one is innocent spoilers you had like 30 years [Music] you've had so much time it's like spoilers get out of here there's been like 30 seasons of simpsons oh where where's the goal it's over here i gotta pay attention [Music] come on cletus give me one guy chad like dude i was gonna watch that episode tonight i've just ruined it for them okay there's 20 seconds but there is police right here get away from the pooh and the police please stop what you are doing no one can sell water [Music] the police please okay fine we'll lose the police i actually teleported us away from my poo too i guess we just win now rusty burgers are made of roadkill that explains the tire tracks take this satellite dish as a reward she gets 14 channels including the outhouse channel man i love watching that thanks inbred hillbilly torrent nothing eric thanks for a thousand bits and we have another existential crisis stan oh god give it up for america's best we're all so old this game was revolutionary graphics for its time i haven't seen like modern day simpsons in just forever really i i does anyone here still watch modern day simpsons or was like just kept watching it i watched like the first 10 seasons i think that's where my knowledge ends just give me a sec to catch my breath don't just don't it wouldn't be too much trouble i really need a new car only if it's on tv it kind of sucks now that's so sad they hear it used to be like genuinely good like uh i just the jokes were just genuinely funny it was really punchy and like very witty nice driving man i always hear like it's kind of like gone a bit downhill since i watched the sims movie i was like six i i remember watching the simpsons movie that was good fun which is kind of it was a lot cool to see it's like oh [ __ ] you know it's like higher quality you expect me to complete a mark 10 truck truckasaurus without a blender why don't i just make a plasmoclave without a tennis racket for claiming out loud now fetch me a blender with the puree and the frappe and the liquefied now where am i gonna get a blender no idea what he said dr nick he loves blended girl drinks during surgery i drive to the screaming monkey medical research center let's go [Music] don't forget the secret car this level where is the secret character do i need like a hit and run like game fact strategy hi guys nick hi everybody you seem like a heavy drinker do you have a blender not now okay my monkeys have escaped can you catch them for me i'll be so grateful why won't they come back to you because i have tortured them horribly silly there's no way i'll be able to fit all those monkeys in my car i better get a big truck or something complete this mission you will need the mr plow truck purchase it from homer in the hospital parking lot for 200 coins to buy it off my dad get the monorail people are saying too okay why do i have to purchase that car because i'm driving like the family like sedan no problem doesn't like bad an eye for this one okay let me i'm gonna see if i could find the monorail then go for a stroll thanks for 500 bits i've never felt this connected to a stream in the communities when you say all right let's go my fav favorite back to the seam off oh dear that's not a complaint it was fun i'm tired of her uh the little zero finish the monorail is around here somewhere isn't it yeah here it is park there is it just like the front bit of it yeah i got let me see if i can line up the camera that's as good as it's gonna get it's all right this is the car we all want well you guys want it damn automatic transmission it looks so badly damaged on a rail too they could they lost the m physics don't exist this turns so bad like this is terrible you can bare like it slows speed and it just like immediately drifts space mountain look at us but that's the repaired monorail i just got a wrench just like a hole today on bottom gear i gotta find homer again too uh where where was he was outside the hospital that's gill here's the milhouse let's let's talk to milhouse to a race milhouse what are you doing here i thought you had a four o'clock wedgie with nelson i rescheduled the dmv has us all doing these stupid races this state should get some child labor laws on my watch [Music] see the fable streams we've had a run in with child labor recently child labor that's not allowed there's like no context with that it's like like well i guess rt got cancelled today just started advocating like child labor of all things i don't know what happened to that guy didn't you allow it i did cancel i mean look if like blending a baby on one of my streams didn't get me cancelled godzilla culture is horrible yeah it honestly is it seems very toxic party out of context oh no we need an apology video hey guys i'm sorry next time when i enforce child labor in fable i only meant it as a joke you know i didn't mean it for real i know when i put that baby in the blender that was just a joke too you know i thought it was just entertaining in the moment but now i realize it's wrong you forgot this side this is gonna be a hard video to make and i'm like sitting on the kitchen floor for some reason like it's the context is not established as to why i'm here i look a mess uh drive to the stadium uh let me let me just call one of the car energy depleted you actually said sorry bad apology yo lift now please wait i already have the plowking i i don't need to purchase it from homer i already have it ah remember to talk to a dog was that a gag in this level is that like oh no that's with the apology video get a merch plug in while you're there like while i'm saying sorry oh should i just okay my camera froze i look a little spooked hang on let me just turn that back on there we go okay i would just turn i was like it's like you just just go like before we get to this apology video guys and i truly am sorry uh new rt game youtubes like now you could that i can display just how sorry i am uh by having me sit on your desk in case you wonder i have these here i was recording like because this the minecraft highlights are going up tonight so there's a little youtubers mentioned that's why it's there at the moment he will blend your babies he planned this no it was just on my desk you knew you would need him for the apology uh you video me to complete a mark 10 truck asaurus without a blender that's what they all say enclave without a tennis racket for clavin out loud now fetch me a blender with the puree and the frappe and the liquify just imagine how [ __ ] vain would you have to be to do like a sponsored apology video girl drinks during surgery could you imagine it's just so twisted i really am sorry for my actions product great shadow legends this revolutionary mobile experience just really lets me convey just how sorry i am brave sorry legends hi dr nick hi everybody you seem like a heavy drinker do you have a blender not now okay we had this conversation can you catch them for me i'll be so grateful we've had this conversation i have the mr plow truck it's right here [Music] what why is it do i have to buy it again that's plow king oh and it's mr plot well surely it does the same job this one's a king as well [Music] i need your truck homer why should i give you that because i love you pay up sucker you're charging your own son yeah i guess i am hey well mr plot it's the same vehicle like cloud king arguably has more storage space in it let's purchase it barely for 100 bits don't forget to use the code rt sorry to get 10 percent off your rd sorry t-shirt you just [ __ ] sell a t-shirt that says i'm sorry like how [ __ ] shameless can you be fine by me put that face on it as well yeah just my face like kind of stuck [Music] how do i get that monkey oh they're everywhere i i actually have to concentrate a moment because there is a lot of these i don't think i have a lot of time get out of the way the music is so good for like almost all the levels in this this is a box [Music] gotta go as quick as we can there's like a real easy to get trading cards there but don't have time is it faster for me to get out of the car am i doing this as efficiently as possible i feel like at some point i should just hop out sorry ma'am we're almost halfway on the clock i still have so many to get this is not helping let me get the ones up here [Music] come on back jump fire jump on the bed sure get the trading card i'm so tired okay two minutes ten monkeys the police kind of gave up they didn't know how to get us down from the river go around here another one here further away he's got that little pocket over here to clean up now [Music] why was mr plyo required for this again turn around don't have a cow man drive to the screaming monkey medical research center again let's make our way back let's get got into quality joke hang on i didn't do it getting all the quality gags welcome home daddy [Music] oh that's just the end it's pretty straightforward drive back to the stadium hilarious somehow the joke was funnier hey professor frank how you doing here's your last do dad so can i see the truckasaurus thing yes here's a word barton dude he sounded sus guys i think he's and the interference would then cause the monster to malfunction and kill many people and my insurance is already sky high with the premiums and the schmiems beamer thanks for 500 bits thank you all for watching my apology video however i noticed that only 60 of you are subscribers to this channel so if you want more apology videos subscribe and hit the bell to get notified of my next cancellation see y'all later [ __ ] gold gonna destroy all the cell phone users cars before time runs out he's using a mobile uh this car does not seem that strong [Music] out of that or i'm not getting a good a good swing in it i'm like gently tapping into it we might need to get another car okay let me see if i can plummet him into a wall like a self-driving car right now that we have to stop [Music] just going in circles there we go what we like to see but my car is i think is taking more damage than his i'll get it keep hitting it i just know i'm gonna be blind keep hurting it there we go destroy the cell phone use his character i'm gonna need another vehicle like iron is so badly damaged so repair up that fire truck i should maybe go get it the smoke started to get real bad oh bird there might be something wrong with your car it's okay he drove into a lamp post yeah i i need i need to get the wrench up here this is what i was afraid of i think i broke something i can still fix it [Applause] hang out i gotta go quick [Music] oh my god [Music] give me another car there's a telephone there uh plow king if i didn't play so many video games i'd be in better shape hello drivers got a little situation here bart you're getting too meta again i gotta work off my gut oh man that sucks and blows and use the wrench on foot can you eat games bad at least this one seems to be like colliding to stuff with his own accord all right that was so cool i hit a guy [Music] i gotta catch up i think the police are gonna ram me quite bad here [Music] he he is just killing himself i just need him to tap off something again come on another cell phone uses cap now barrett said the line he did actually uh oh that was a good hit that was really good we just need to like gently pop him there we go drive to the stadium did you just blow up the police bart has no mercy today how can he even see as well look at where he's sitting charlie horse charlie horse trading card hang on i can get it up collector card pregnancy test sweet well done my little sociopath right i like to smash now there is no chance my truckasaurus will go on a killing rampage with the screaming blood off the robot all right that was so cool we did it wow truckasaurus is some kind of truck slash dinosaur i never would have guessed [Music] [Music] this looks a little problematic just drive away [Music] yes everybody do the bart man you remember doing the batman remember that catchy dance catchy song oh well he's dead i'm trying to think like what what catch like punchline catchphrase do i say [Music] i didn't do it appropriate there what would he say it just oof i karumba yes bart is dead this zing i think you're mixing up your shows oh there let me just check a thing too just one second okay we're good [Music] this stage is cool this one's more open okay enter the androids dungeon and talk the comic book guy we're just powering through the game we're going quite quick i need to find my stupid brother have you seen him yes yes can't talk now i must get the last copy of the new itchy and scratchy adventures comic it's the controversial issue in which they finally kiss assist me and i will aid you with your dilemma come that episode of tom and jerry where they just get married uh raise the nerve to the itchy and scratchy store get the comic book comic back before time runs out the time for action yep he's a furry no not again comic book guy no we must learn how to drive i think there was a shortcut there i could have availed though [Music] okay this is definitely a shortcut here yeah watch this there we go [Music] there's another shortcut here [Music] i spilled my squishy i hope those were recyclable is this the right way oh wait wait where am i going where's the store where is this store you lost the race [Music] let's try it again let's just do this thing okay i can do it this time there's a shortcut like right at the start i think you can take yeah you can just go down these stairs [Music] that's gonna make it a bit easier excuse me oh we're doing so much better this time look at us go reach clear the log through the billboard i need speed more speed oh no i think you could have avoided that now can you tell me if you've seen my point he had a nuisance and we need to get it back in time it's coming into a mylar bag before it deteriorates into near men's condition heaven forbade let's go come on i've had enough of you [Music] please watch out i am college educated but y'all not after the fact lisa is not going to help those people like you know you know what you've done [Music] jason bourne going down downstairs is our car okay too like we're just like on our sides half the time here [Music] chief wiggum no dignified now to get this inky treasure into its mylar sanctuary what about bart i asked you have you seen him i think i saw him at the noiseland arcade ugh video games with a waste of money now to go online and bid one thousand dollars for itchy and scratchy corn cob holders a terrific terrific expense collector's item [Music] okay drive to the noiseland arcade [Music] you have a gift for speed oh the arcade's right here hey milhouse i'm ambulatory again milhouse has barf in here uh i haven't seen them hey can i buy you a frozen yogurt i'll throw in two dragons one second my doorbell's gone bart's disappeared you have to help me find him well he might be at wally weasels he likes the smell of the ball cage sorry about that folks balls he's gone uh someone did an edit of of uh on on the rt game subreddit where it's like it's the lord of the rings scene and theoden's given like his speech before the charge at palinor fields but they just like kind of char like the moment he starts the charge it's the best thing i love it sly nuts thanks for 100 bits oh thank you very much guys there's a lot of people giving bits and sub and i do hope you're all enjoying the stream good to have you all here let me put my glasses back on lisa simpson at your service get in your vehicle lisa we're good not too slow just right i need speed more speed let's talk the milhouse milhouse what are you doing here lisa what a coincidence hey is that a new dress no i've been wearing this dress for years now where's bart the only clothes she owns planet hype in your vehicle i just oh no maggie's in here i think she's dead now add one to the gag counter three children have perished she'll be fine [Music] okay let's just zoom [Music] to over to the planet one that damn i think it's around the back here [Music] oh god no it's not i should have jumped over am i going to make it in time now i don't know ah we're good hey milhouse [Music] i'm sorry milhouse what did you say would you like to repeat that [Music] oh hi lisa fancy meeting you here stop following me uh i heard bart might be out by the springfield sign perhaps you'd like to share some chewing gum who are you [Music] don't mind me you kick the birds by the pier they explode why do you know that kicks a bird gotta get to the sign [Music] let's go let's go let's go [Music] so short in time [Music] it was a shortcut i could have taken i think [Music] over here off the mill house again oh no wait can i still talk to him oh thank god he teleports back hi lisa my your hair looks pointy today milhouse have you seen bart or not so lisa do you have a date for the harvest dance this is not a good time it's never a good time oh no bart always hung out at the kwik-e-mart maybe apua seen him i am the litter queen poor milhouse see you later there he goes [Music] lisa is a lizard confirmed [Music] i think it's supposed to be a reference to an episode i can't remember i should probably try to find a wrench at some point [Music] looking fine lisa [Music] we try platform over to this i don't like the side of a damn i get it how do i get up there evil braces go inside they're gonna be a gag here hang on it could be a funny joking coming no it just it just takes you back reset the gag counter you weren't supposed to laugh there a good one [Music] guys please [Music] i really need to get a wrench i can't see thank you [Music] talk to a poo this is terrible a very bad man is delivering roadkill to all the crusty burgers which are cheaper than my quickie dogs help a poo defeat the meat eaters hit and collect meat from cletus's truck before time runs out it's like do a [Music] [Music] get back here what the hell were you thinking i feel like the hitting collect missions are like a staple i don't remember so many of them i guess it's one of those things though it's like you play this as like a kid and then you revisit it you notice a lot more come on oh come on give me one thank you hit and kill [Music] i have to get so many still come on [Music] oh no he dropped it where is it he's getting away [Music] [Applause] [Music] come on keep dropping him [Music] where are you going this is not good for me where [Music] like the real world i would have knocked him off like the edge there i don't think the barrier would have saved us he seems to know everything it's like plummeting into the ocean who and lisa just screaming meanwhile in like the b plot like it's crazy driving there's a limited edition type of dome that the homer really wants to eat [Music] oh i smashed my skull i go way back here we are at the destination enter the observatory [Music] professor frank's here what's going on here oh it's like an arm swap places that's not too bad i think that counts as one for the gag counter the robot up prototype for five nights at freddy's there as you can see professor frank professor frank my brother bart is missing have you seen him well let's see now um bart helped me build a monster and then disappeared in a bright light wow this is crazy i need someone to talk to who's wise and learned talk to grandpa oh no is there anything in here it's like a cool hover bike i don't know if you can get that where's the secret ship in this level we got to go get that [Music] are the secret the secret car secret ship you can much later on okay oh it's in the cargo ship is it okay uh should we go get that we'll make our way back it's on the container at the ship at the dock let's go get the secret caroline [Music] zoom on back her face is just constantly absent of thought [Music] you know like the polygons are like lisa's hair something just doesn't quite look right like there's a spiky chestnut just like driving the vehicle right now it's hand just abandoned grandpa i'll go back for him look he's not going anywhere all right he's old [Music] he's gonna run off the durian the music is such a good vibe the music in this game is like so good oh dear it's like as far as like game soundtracks go like everything has just been a [ __ ] well that's not the way down oh it is i hope these are recyclable if you forgot that it mustn't have been enforced it's true how do we get in the cargo ship [Music] this is that ramp me do a quick turn blowbacks in we go [Music] and then that just takes us back down so we want to get out here [Music] do a double does this do hot pants i think that's one for the gag counter [Applause] get it you picked up the container and the hot pants spilled out i could assure you it's so funny i do still love this game should stress it this game is a big part of my childhood but you know we got you got to be able to make fun of things it's important very funny slaps knee who's this vehicle on the ship too over here somewhere am i old enough to drink coffee yet go up here rit you're physically hurting me what did i do it's in the crate is it is that it up there it's so hard to get like a good camera angle is that it use the laugh track more need federally mandated breakfast i want to laugh rt could you press the funny button on your stream i need to alleviate the laugh bones the laugh muscles oh [ __ ] [Music] this is a cool car oh i gotta be careful not to break it seems really fast i've got to be careful with this oh we're zooming hope those aren't people say hello to nightbow [Music] it does seem like quite speedy just looks flashy unlimited speed on this boat no i died i can't i can't do unlimited speed again that made it like so difficult to control the game it doesn't corner well does it not particularly it does seem to be durable though [Music] i feel like with the unlimited speedness i just start spinning [Applause] help it's parked it won't get too far hey grandpa how you doing grandpa can you help me find bart he's missing maybe i'm just a senile old man but bart's lucky red hat fell out of that black car wow grandpa what a great clue you showed why senior citizens are valuable members of the community i think my baby teeth are growing back that's why i had to punch that nurse i better use something big if i'm gonna take that car out like that school bus wait to complete this mission you will need the school bus oh you can't even use the boat uh where is otto as well he was that camp crusty was it so that's uh that's a different direction let me just get my boat [Music] okay i'm gonna line this up once do you guys want to see unlimited speed on the boat i'll do it once thank god [Music] all right let me see what the cheat code was just four left okay so options i think it should be on i've lost control [Music] the boat's gone oh bollocks [Music] i hope that was worse i need a lift every car is gone cheaters never prosper i hope kids at home don't take the malibu stacy car again so where is camp rusty it was it goes back this way i just got to be a bit careful with my steering [Music] easy does it there's a crusty burger here i don't think it was that you passed it under the bridge it's before the dam [Music] is it over the bridge [Music] oh there it is yeah oh dear oh mariota oh there he is he's under the bonnet what a perfect day otto i know i'm a little young to be asking this look i don't have any special brownies left i eat them all but do you think i can use your school bus oh right cool that's a drug amazing got that in the game considering like the time this would have came out i imagine it was much more difficult to do [ __ ] like that i think this game is 18 plus like mild drug references destroy the black sedans to find a clue don't let time run out we're gonna be doing this with max speed this is gonna get ugly quick it's a 12 plus game is it it's [Music] oh no all right we've done a twirl let's catch up with the sedan having some trouble excuse me sir he drove into a traffic cone and died like a way over we can get a lot of speed with this so it's gonna hit very hard i just got to be careful not to pop off stuff i'm okay let me get the wrench all right kids hold on we're gonna get you to school [Music] there's the next one taking a shortcut we got it we're gonna get the class on time miss frizzle the most dangerous episode of the magic school bus okay class we're going on an adventure today like miss frizzle why do you look so anxious police are just following where are they coming from a one-way trip to hell i remember like there was an episode of magic school bus that's like they'd be sad as a kid i think this was everyone it's the moment they go to space and like one of the kids like takes off his helmet and like pretty much dies as far as the episode is concerned [Music] it was just like a oh [ __ ] moment i've only got 15 seconds too i gotta get let me bop him real quick hey drive the planet hype let's go back i don't know [ __ ] freezes to dash i i think like they magic the way out of it there is like a moment where it just seems like [ __ ] he's dead amber thanks for thanks for a thousand bits uh this game is absolute gem very happy appliances have to go for a bit to get my first coven vaccine shot hey i hope you get on well that's good to hear there's a little less anxiety on the brain when you get the second one hope you're doing good thank you very much i just need to stop the car for a moment this man is just like chin stupid glass ceiling what oh come on i just wanted to check out the chin guy oh i gotta start all over i didn't see the timer i was too busy looking at the guy's chin i think this guy's almost killed himself too let me just speed along here there goes my college money joke's on you lisa you didn't have any college money to begin with exactly now miss frizzle's really done with this like the least smooth transition there we could have got time to move i can't laugh because there's no laugh track when does the funny start [Music] let's just finish him off this fritz is having some trouble trouble with the bus we just turn again it's frizzled beforehand of the apocalypse get him i can catch up what is the police doing these guys are everywhere i missed officer i don't mean to hit the pedestrians just trying to hit this guy off the road [Music] come on oh chief wiggum it's that time [Music] 30 seconds come on we got him okay how are they not dead come on i get one more hit line it up we did it what's going on in this town we've made it to school kids make our way over to the casino real quick [Music] miss frieza why is the bus on its side this drizzle's just in the front seat this entire time shut up she's like lost it with the kids she said she's she just needs to focus on the road screaming at him as she goes oh no miss frizzle why are the cops after us like miss frizzle why is the police officer under the wheel you'll stop asking questions [Music] excuse me chief wiggum can you help i've gotta find my brother uh sorry little girl i'm busy collecting evidence on jailbird we're busting him on the three strikes law how many strikes do you have so far ah no strikes but that's only because i'm a very very bad cop now first of all if we're gonna go undercover you will need a disguise you mean like an eye patch hey good one if we could afford disguise like that i wouldn't be getting paid in potato chip coupons so what disguise do you have well here's one of ralph's old halloween costumes fine wait here and i'll get changed okay you need to disguise purchase lisa's cool clothes at the androids dungeon of the observatory 250 coins that costs almost as much as the bus oh speak where am i [Music] we're just having a bit of trouble i need to find cool clothes [Music] you can't afford it as you got busted so much i'm gonna need to go get some more coins oh i'm 10 further away from the goal now uh that's fine give me your coins go to crusty lou studios there's good cash inside thank you appreciate the tip i'll head over there in a middle let me try get this playing card do like a tight platforming sequence i'll just leave the playing card it's probably easier could you come get me is nobody gonna ask why there's coins up there it's just video game logic you know there has to be coins up there [Music] okay let's go to crusty loose we hit the skybox oh no [Music] i gotta turn off the speed again i won't question the value of this activity we just fixed my car getting loser we're going to cuba your way over it goes so fast arguably it's still faster to do it this way [Music] we just get there quick and we crash and correct ourselves [Music] blimp over here make our way back around in here is krusty lu studios [Music] going gang [Music] gonna try and get all these coins back bit of money matters right now i believe you missed multiple funny haha laugh track moments aren't mr rt oh no we missed comedy on this stream be honest that's most of our live streams we crave the haha i should have paid more attention in the gym go for a stroll over here is there anything else in the studio just get a few more coins that way [Applause] wasps give you money oh i should go back and get the wasps then shouldn't i or i could just keep driving this way and see what we come across we just zip around these turns okay see you later see captain [Music] wait somehow did we make money off of that i feel like i have more coins than when i started with it's like could you give me a lift just in a two car accident there's something in here [Music] excuse me sir i just need to turn around okay i have to go i can buy it in the observatory can't i [Music] thank you committed insurance fraud made a profit on the accident [Music] ham thanks to 300 bits love your counter iot thank you very much t thanks for 100 bits i guess you should have been paying more attention the size was like 400. you know can you imagine what miss frisco is capable of she has a nigh omnipotent bus capable of anything she wants and she's a teacher she could be curing cancer with that bus but just jesse's traumatizing children by feeding them dinosaurs and then turning them into dinos it's true she does seem to have a lot of power over reality itself ralph no my tea came out this is how you have organ failure oh i think i think he's stuck now oh where's the laugh track oh sorry please haha [Applause] thank you elisa cool what are the other outfits lisa florida oh no lisa hockey okay we need lisa cool yeah that's 200 bids on today's field trap i mean trip we learn how to commit war crimes a field trap oh no where's our car i can i can call back the malibu stacy one now i think work on my car i need to ride here i didn't have enough coins but i'll let me fix it i won't question it [Music] let's zip on back our cars do not last long with the speed cheat thank goodness it's like it's already gonna blow we've barely made it over give me that wrench okay thanks [Music] it's okay the car is fine [Music] pop down here is there an invincible card sheet i mean i think there is but some of the cheat codes haven't worked [Music] it is kind of funnier too with it just you know exploding all the time [Music] get in the vehicle i gotta run from the police oh come on here we are safe and sound okay follow snake and find three strikes of evidence against him don't miss any items lisa simpson at your service there he goes i'm gonna have to do so much babysitting strike one counterfeit designer jeans the foulest of all crimes these aren't real denim [Music] i've got a 2-10 in progress wait because i'm in a police car is it okay now if i sorry hit people on the sidewalk strike two running over an elderly who's gonna arrest me [Music] am i above the law ho now hang your head in shame lucy don't follow the vehicle it's right there males for keeping me down gotta do it again i could i could see it thanks for 400 bits i have a question why should lisa wear a disguise of your chasing steak in a cop car that's a really good question what was the point in that hello springfield we're going undercover we're like blair and sirens prime doesn't take a vacation strike one counterfeit designer jeans the foulest of all crimes don't let them know we're here be inconspicuous smashy smashy strike two running over an elderly person without a license you're just lucky i can't remember faces thank goodness for seat belts keep going where's your last item [Music] okay drive to mr burns casino let's go back classic hiding in plain sight what's the big idea i hope those were recyclable no i'm going the wrong way where's the shortcut what do you think i'm gonna need it [Music] i'll be alive i'm a professional skirt round [Music] all right we got all we need on this low life now about your brother i've seen lots of mysterious government types over at the docks uh maybe they sent him on a nice cruise they got some great package deals these days five buffets per boat inclusive thanks chief you are a good cop after all ah you're just saying that yes i am oh yeah i got my mojo not a good cop chief wiggum what like what happened you're going to stop me [Music] you're going to arrest me nothing personally [Music] i may need to run i think the police car missed me i think they went over the ramp yeah they're coming back around [Music] nope give me in my car [Music] oh they gave up i feel like i wasn't apprehended for that crime [Music] what are you gonna do arrest me last words before man was arrested ac captain good to see you [Music] chief wiggum said there was some strange stuff going on around here have you noticed anything weird you know black sedans guys with dark glasses yeah maybe i've seen something and uh maybe i haven't render me a favor and it might jar me memory what favor i've got a shipment here of life absolutely everyone has some sort of driving job you need to do from these restaurants in the squid board those poor fish i mean sure i'll help they will see captain's fish collect all the fish before time runs out the time for action is now set the fish free to a happy home i just got to be careful to not barrel off the pier [Music] does no one else know how to drive apparently not living here i don't know really lazy [Music] i need to turn off the speed again we might be breaking the balance of the [Music] game zip around just zip around it'll bounce off that sets us up nicely for the next fish now you let the car explode this is all part of the strategy get into the other gun oh no the other guy's carry is dead the other other guy's car i think your car is broken it'll buff out i'm not gonna do this in time am i i lost too much time [Music] even with speed 10 seconds to get five as this guy's slow moving vehicle [Music] if that was the last one timed out cut corners to save time i think the problem is i'm just moving too quick the speed will help oh now i got why am i in this guy's car for the mission now [Music] the game's not even gonna give me like another vehicle [Music] it might help because this guy's car is a little slower no it probably isn't now you'll never be fried and served let's go i've missed it takes so long to stop i'm losing so much time okay i'm gonna i'm gonna let the timer run out i'm gonna this is terrible am i old enough to drink coffee yet let me just go over here i've lost way too much time cameras not being too kind as well let me just zoom on out malibu stacy carr that's fine we don't have any money but we don't need it the school of the streets uh we'll just start over in a moment can you yeah you can just click restart mission [Music] we just take damage as i avoid the wrench [Music] apply the brakes [Music] now you'll never be fried and served zip around here a wrench would be really good right now oh [ __ ] i gotta turn off the speed i can't do it how did that even explode give me your vehicle [Music] yo we still have so far to go oh i know i i gotta turn this off i have to restart after this every car i'm in is just where you're going sweet forward elisa i think i'm the problem i don't think these guys have done anything all for the love of god give me your third vehicle i missed the fish let me get back oh [ __ ] another guy died [Music] person just blips out of existence [Music] let me save the game and we'll just open it on up again exit program we've learned a lesson just don't don't use the cheat codes it's the main lesson it shouldn't be that hard for me to get that one right you know it's it's pretty simple [Music] okay the answer is more cheat codes what else is here there's a bonus game i don't know what that means what's the scrapbook game stats [Music] story missions pretty good i've only found eight of the 84 jokes in this game there's only 84 times you are expected to laugh we aren't using enough cheats that's why we can't laugh unless it's a gag moment on the counter updates this open book love oh this is like stats for each level this is gonna be so sad for them all spoilers for the rest of the game apparently you can just preview this if you laugh when it's not a gag you get driven over irl oh no okay let's save the fish again [Music] one fish delivered to a happy home i can actually steer the car again i hope these are recyclable if i take my finger off the throttle i i can turn to a reasonable degree [Music] never thought i'd see the and day with tartar sauce i still have to get these all pretty flawlessly though if i miss even one i'm not gonna have time to go back [Music] even get him without like hitting that corner as much made it a little clearer [Music] what just [Music] what happened that [Music] trick me daddy no stop that [Music] oh [Music] off my car [Applause] mission complete we did it that time gotta go back to chubb and stuff hey which game are you going to play after this is it lego star wars the complete edition no no it's not we've done we've done most of lego star wars i could fit at least [Music] i got i got games for a long dude tomorrow is another game i'm very excited to i've been stream to do a long while lego indiana jones no no i'm not doing a lego game the next one good there i got games that i want to play [Music] uh i've already decided those you just gotta wait and see oh my god please do the b movie again no that sounds terrible this sounds horrendous someone won't do that okay hey captain thanks for delivering me catch of the day now i can play a game when he wants to yes really that's great he was in a long black level and ahoy thor she drove destroyed a black limo to find bart don't let time run out let's just do this thing i have to destroy it i don't know if this is the best car [Music] why is there a police officer driving it ah it's a bomb get some damage there's no other carries in this area i could sure use a pony right now wait oh there's a phone boot over there um let me just get this yeah i'm stranded here can you help a sister i'm sure it's fine need for speed car speed he he does actually slow down to give you a chance to catch up which is considerate [Music] lost a lot of time but maybe i can still do it he's a kind boy [Music] what is the acceleration on this character [Music] that's not worked the way i wanted yeah it's a police officer driving it it doesn't have any evidently so [Music] he's dead we killed the police how does that help with the mission it's like if barrett was in the limo bart's now dead trying to find my brother let me destroy this vehicle i didn't just go home [Music] we're good [Music] can we make the jump in this car let's try it a bit heavier not [Music] he really fire but he's in the afterlife now oh no this reminds me of when i was a little girl oh god i destroyed the limo and killed bart no murderer eb he wasn't in the limo he got out and he boarded that ship can you take me there nah i hate to see what were you in the sea oh we're on the clock [Music] too fast not too slow and talk to him [Music] i'm going as fast as i can right now [Music] he's on the ship [Music] i need to go around get out of my way i don't have time i don't i don't have time just spot me back in that person [Music] it'll be he's gotta slowly turn it's the worst car i could be in right now [Music] hop on in please make the job [Music] okay i gotta go he's just chilling here bart i found you [Music] bart snap out of it oh i gotta wake him up bart how old are you what's your favorite catchphrase kiss my grits let me get out of the way with you it's no use his brain is even more broken than usual all i can do is take you home it's like oh no something's horribly wrong with my brother yeah bishop complete [Music] oh god okay that's safe and keep going he's lost any brain cells he had we're merged now let me kick bart marriage looks like she's like dancing in the club well hi homer you know would you mind returning my patio furniture before next spring oh there he goes uh guys i'm going to take a quick water break uh i'll be back in like just a few minutes uh here i'll give you guys chair cam you haven't had chair cam in a while i'm stuck why does he keep doing that oh i have my glasses on too okay oh i'll be back in a minute i'm gonna get some water i'll be right back enjoy the chair hello i'm back how he's doing we'll just take a moment before we get back into the game we'll just chill thank you so much everyone for making that today too i hope you can you're enjoying the stream in the day he's alive dad came back from the store who's this man and why is he on top of the chair i need to get you guys like a chair remote or something at some point i feel like that's just important at this point ah dear hope you're doing good rt thank you i'm doing really good i've been having fun today thinking kind of tell with this game but i've had a lot of energy playing it i've just been very excited for this one uh it's been good crack let's just take like a minute break before we go you're looking good rt thank you too kind i love this game yeah me too i have a lot of fond memories playing it we're doing like a speed run of it too like we can maybe we should slow down on that front because i reckon we're not going to be able to finish the entire game today i think that's just a bit much because there's like four more kind of worlds or levels you have to do i think we'll slow down a little i'll reckon i'm gonna go like about another hour and a half or so i'm doing a lot of like super long streams the last while and i think maybe this weekend it might be a good idea just to take it a little more slow there's a video coming out later tonight though too so you know there'll still be stuff to watch i'm gonna go to about eight o'clock so we'll go about another hour and a half we'll just chill a minute it's nice to get the chat the simpsons hit and run is my favorite gta me too i i haven't played like a proper gta game i haven't played one all the way through oh let me get my bits back up too ah dear house thanks for 250 exactly 600 bits 30 i got to learn to recognize 239 plant species for a test soon thanks for keeping me company while i do that good luck that sounds tough that's a lot of plants bo thanks for five good as well what fresh hell have i entered jesus the world record is 53 minutes so i think you don't got it either i didn't get the world record or i got it three times because i'm just that good oh dear okay let's dive on into it again let me hop on back world record pace baby actually let me just check one thing too okay we're all good yeah we're gonna go we'll go like another hour or twenty so we might be able to finish all the marriages missions i reckon in that time okay let's talk about like your hair like trails behind you bart what's causing your ooga booga talk my special little guy's noogle has turned to google the whole town's gone nuts security cameras mysterious vans crop circles there's got to be a connection maybe the police know something you want me to try to do my marriage voice again like i need to find she forgot no no it's gone it's no it's gone no we're not doing that anymore ah throat is not cooperating today let me drink some water march them get in your vehicle oh yeah look how marriage runs by the way wait no follow the police i gotta road rage building go go go go go go we're still in it we're still in it wow a lot of people come on [Music] oh it's getting a little bit more challenging we're good you talk to chief wiggum chief wiggum i need you to find out what happened to bart could you show me where the crop circle is there's got to be a clue to curing barn ah that's cute i'd love to help but i got sugar which are all real bad the donut store is closed and i got a monkey on my back screaming for crawler oh oh he's screaming hit the donut truck and collect the donuts okay there they are i don't know if the police should be endorsing this but [Music] we won't question it let's just start getting i don't think that's sugar no stop that you drop the doughnut take the shortcut don't worry there's an exemption with the law in these kind of situations oh thank god for that donald trucks not even not staying on the road anymore marge how are you still going [Music] wait are the police gonna be called on me from hitting this donut truck police officer literally gave me the mission for this [Music] oh that's fairy i did hit a lot of people drive the large lads we gotta go back uh sir thank you for the 200 bits i'll no don't don't be looking at that while driving i always make this mistake hey let me check my phone real quick i just catch up don't text and drive [Music] that's gonna cost me the police are chasing me for some [Music] reason oh it's okay they seem to be stuck in a tree boy for a busy body housewife you sure get results that crop circle's a cleanest shack now if you'll excuse me i have a truck full of donuts to eat i'm gonna need a lot of coffee okay see you later chief wiggum uh ye thank you for three quid don't do a bad depression all your archive streams to help me keep comfortable in the long days keep up what you're doing your streams are incredible and you're a good person thank you very much hope you're doing all right apex thanks for too good as well i'm really enjoying the stream it's really my dad made me laugh a lot and sir lingerton thank you for 200 bits as well been watching for a few streams now don't often catch the streams live but we'll catch up on the fable three ones i love and hate this game so much i think i was responsible for some broken controllers when i was the case oh no i hope you're enjoying the streams all the same i very much love the table games myself let's just swing around oh no childhood memories memories i forgot i had please don't sue us again [Music] my comic book guy is a quest should we do it just to see what he says a like worrying statement about internet culture is he gonna share with us today mr guy what are you doing here well they've been trying to convince agnes to come make fun of school children but she refuses to go out with me that son of hers keeps intercepting every gift i send her and hides them at his workplace he's a jerk and a fool why not just go get them back i would but well i'm not a terribly mobile person there i said it no i know oh no not easy being husky tell you what i'll take care of this for you if you help me take care of some things by the moons of xenthor it is a pact the bond is made the agreement is sacred under the vows of the knights who say okay okay i get it sheesh freaking nerd husky what does that term mean as an adjective husky definition big and strong okay he's big boned go to the school to collect all the intercepted gifts and don't let time run out it means he's a dog no stop that [Music] not again i hope this isn't stealing what the heck were you thinking [Music] let's get to the school we need to get his stolen stuff not again um [Music] let's relive your childhood memories have a really nostalgic stream and apparently it's [ __ ] like awoken something in half the chat oh mike where are these gifts [Music] no time for caution they're on the ceiling i gotta okay i gotta get up there [Music] stop screaming [Music] it was an accident we gotta get these quick why is there two pairs of teeth feels good to stretch my games yes go marge just let me catch my breath no platforming i think i was supposed to be blown off by that but we seem to be all right return the comic book oh my god i need a long island ice go go go go get in the car let me turn on my speed sheets again we got a ways to go to get back [Music] and me colliding with these vehicles certainly isn't helping is this going to affect my insurance you're looking at some serious road rage speed yeah we gotta go as fast as we can oh get out of the way guys marge no quickly you gotta escape the police oh my god no why did it spawn me in front of him oh well i had a good run [Music] try it again i need to park my car in a better spot oh that was abysmal do my nest [Music] okay let's make our way back we had like a minute 20 to get over and we also have a shortcut for getting over we were so close the police didn't get us at the end we would have made that [Music] this is a really bad day get out of the way [Music] gotta go quick so if you were better so you're saying your strategy is just to not be so [ __ ] basically i don't have to pay for that sensible shoe to the metal okay let me go around here making better time this time [Music] spear over i should pay more attention okay i need to line up the car [Music] i think that should help on marge please [Music] go marge as quick as you can one of those gifts is just a tombstone go go go send the bill to homer gotta get back shortcut over here no i was supposed to jump the truck what's wrong with the camera [Music] nice girl oh my god no no how did this happen no time for caution oh for [ __ ] sake oh i gotta do it again how is that so bad nice girls finish fast let's go speed sheets no i'm not turning on the chiefs again i've made i've already made that mistake easy i can't just start cheating every time [Music] just swing on over well you can yep i'm not going to i'm just [Music] just need to get the chocolates better hurry going up here oh i need to turn the car for afterwards what are the police doing if they didn't catch me there sure enjoy that [Music] i love merrick so marriage is great there we are come on run to the cat get in we just need to not get the police on our case so i gotta be real careful don't hit the child let's try the shortcut again oh my god what's this camera angle what is the cap [Music] come on a little more a little more [Music] he's just over here [Music] thank god did it safe and sound well that's done like laundry thank you very much now i can see my beloved's sneer again here's my number give me a call if you want to hear my theories on why krusty has jumped the shark good day margin shot bonus mission complete congratulations you've locked comic book guys kremlin go to a phone booth to use it is that just his car i don't know if i want that he comes with the car well i can't seem to fit into my computer chair anymore so i guess i may as well pick you up he comes with it i i i don't want that yeah this car is so much better ready to roll disinfect it first [Music] oh no whoops ew smelly nerd was in this car i am so embarrassed how you doing cletus i'm not very good at this why do you keep hitting everything power walking is good for my cottage cheese thighs what the [ __ ] i'm sorry excuse me i don't care if you is from new york you ain't taking pictures of our decrappitude for no magazine no way no cletus it's me marge march follow cletus and collect what falls from his truck don't miss any items everyone better stay out of my way redneck roundup let's go cletus the guy with the banjo is back that's not very nice merch merge oh the voice is like doing stuff today [Music] are you blind oh no he's going in here okay he's crashing though too excuse me [Music] strive on true just imagine toad yelling marriage basically oh don't lose it don't lose it don't lose it well we can get it back that did not help that does not help go go go go go go go get your second grade education's going to waste i don't make fun of my degree oh no okay everyone makes fun of my degree roasted by a hillbilly yeah you mean the one you don't use oh god look it was my passion welcome of books make some good trivia since i now like play video games on the internet full-time oh dear banjo guy is going ham again now i wish i had insurance you just like hit a lot of people already just completed going away a long time [Music] oh pick it up go go go go go [Music] [Music] we're good [Music] hey don't don't do the jump it just costs to have a collision before [Music] four or seven come on crash into the toxic waste guy that's fine sure no one saw that [Music] he's taking his time dropping them my bad let us know it's a school you can't go in there one more doing better this time [Music] we did it octocletus people say the doom soundtrack is the best we just need like banjo guy put that music on like the final boss of probably doom a much more entertaining fight you've got to help me i have to find out what happened to my baby boy oh i'm sorry i thought you was a sadist licker but i ain't telling you nothing less than you help us with the harvest harvest if i'm going to be doing yard work i better change or my next mission will be to get mud stains out of green rayon what don't get your clothes dirty purchase marriages inmate clothes at the cookie mart bart's room or springfield elementary school for 300 coins none of those are places where you would get inmate clothes i feel school the grocery store or you know your son's room 300 coins okay uh let's have a look get the vending machine how many coins we got already 144. okay marge stick to the plan i'm trying to see if there's like a box or anything i could just drive into i think the school had some way over there i read it as intimate clothes no inmates this is 44 children my god [Music] i feel like this after like a certain point with children where it's like just how would you manage the uh the like you always hear these stories with like a family and it's like yeah with like this there's like 20 kids in the family and it's like how do they survive you know it just seems like impossible after a certain number [Music] this is so it's like i think like like if it came to myself in future right i think the most like i'd be able to manage is like three kids by the fourth kid i'd forget one of them exists because it's just this too much happening too much the process yeah i i i i'd have to swap one out or something like that i wouldn't be able to keep up four kids as the oldest of four siblings this is true oh no you've got it smashy smashing [Music] let's try the five more coins this is like a film where it's like cheaper by the dozen but like was it steve martin and he got like 12 kids and it's just like a constant state of anarchy but like there's actual families like that i just i don't know how they do it fair play to the parents you just let the alpha live oh no rtgame real life 100 baby challenge your inventory can only hold tree children oh no [Music] please pick a child to leave behind ah you were over comfort it's it sounds so cursed ah i'm the eldest of five the only guy in four sisters in contentment oh my god man they're playing to you willie what are you doing it's a very busy household i've got to sell my beloved tractor my father's been thrown in the clink for football hooliganism and i have no money for his bail well i certainly could use a tractor around the house for hauling away homer's empties wait tractor no i'm not i'm trying to get the inmate clothes i thought i was told they're sold at the school we gotta go into school hang on we just run around i need more step aerobics classes why she run like this though just let me catch my breath the real question [Music] let's see in the classroom feel like the kids will be in trouble i'll cover your mockers i don't understand what he said oh she's right here hello i'm marge mother says i can't go home until i'm superintendent hi there mr smiles as god is my witness i will stop the demons of wising off face making and horse play in this school oh okay skinner okay marge inmate uh purchase there we go why do we need this outfit again was it like she didn't want uh like a regular clothes to get dirty could you give me a lift why did she walk adorable now no she still runs like that for fireworks [Music] oh yeah let me step into my prison are you attire because you want it for hit and run i mean fair point genuine thanks for five quid earlier thank you very much hey cletus how you help clean us harvest ketchup packets for the winter okay sure i'll do my best sensible shoe to the metal gotta got a stockpile we need them ketchup packets people done throwed out to feed on during the long winter gotta go back over here such a minor character in the simpsons [Music] this game come on is this going to affect my insurance more ketchup oh it's up there oh my god i might have to do this again now i might have lost too much time with that i definitely lost too much time with that [Music] he's supposed to like zip across that bit of road go quick go quick as fast as we can there's one there it's loop round we gotta go quick [Music] get away from the sedan [Music] he gave up i'm sorry but you're too slow i'm going as fast as i can i should pay more attention let's just jump the tire fire we'll lose the police here and ourselves marriage screams in agony flames sear her skin there we go sure query my grandpapp had done seed one of them corn drawings once but he's with allah now you might should ask some other old folks about it maybe try around the graveyard thanks cletus twerk nothing did i win mission compliance [Music] oh my god oh the police are out for blood i need a long island iced tea sexy mommy needs a ride no marge don't say that you don't realize what you're doing at least i didn't find you this time i think it's because i had no money [Music] left how you doing hans it's like the saddest character in the series um excuse me hans mole man can you help me shh i'm hiding from the police if the police find me out past curfew they'll throw me in jail i won't survive another night in jail well i was wondering if you've ever seen a crop circle talk to abe he mentioned crop circles once hurry up and get to the home before the police locked the doors the race chief wiggum to the retirement castle return of the nearly dead i'll do my best quick there's no wait where's my car oh my god he's zooming let's go no you're not supposed to use the shortcuts [Music] oh you're kidding me wait there's a second shortcut here wait wait wait wait wait you can salvage it [Music] easy come easy go i hit an invisible wall got the correct shortcut but was still too slow oh i have a chance to catch it up [Music] shut [Music] away people up to say [Music] steady margaery steady go back i can do it i just polished that i really suck at this one let's try it again everyone better stay out of my way get in the car next video need the speech i can't do the speed cheat again gotta drift okay you will do it like a little slow just keep going what's the big idea that shortcuts are red herring you just gotta drive mission complete i'm sorry we got the grandpa in time oh it's just nice to be out of the house grandpa do you know anything about crop circles what huh i can't tell you about crop circles right now those lousy renegades stole my pills without my ag relief i'll start fighting nurses you don't need the lawsuit you don't darn wrecking crap circles and bragging agrilibra oh dear he's really going see now wolf stole my pills get grandpa's beds back from the bullies before time runs out don't miss any meds time to drive this car see you later grandpa we'll make sure you're in good health soon [Music] get off the road [Music] the arrows say to go around talk to nelson let me let me get the repair for my car [Music] hey nelson how you doing how could you hooligan steal an old man's medication you give it back right now oh we traded it to some dudes in a black car for these play dudes check it out man this one's got an interview with the guy who invented the wawa pedal all they always do say people just read them for the interviews [Music] get the black car follow the black sit down and collect grandpa's meds that's gonna cost me let's not let him get too far ahead where are you going [Applause] [Music] sir [Music] excuse me mister please don't mind me i gotta go i'm losing time evening officer he's so far ahead i don't want much time oh my god they're just chucking cars at me alone we got them return to the retirement castle [Music] those kids are totally fine i'm sure they're okay those ones too [Music] get away from the black sedan i i think he's going the wrong direction right now [Music] grandpa i got your meds here's your crazy medicine grandpa hot diggity sweet sweet medication give me give me give me oh great now i need something to wake him up uh drive to the quickie mara let me just get in my vehicle just is it gonna reset uh kick it come on i'll just walk oh she knows the phone here actually no i can just walk slow and steady wins the race over here enter the quick email okay find caffeine pills to wake grandpa up add one to the gag counter krusty oh no krusty you can't just do that here this is a public place [Music] okay let me just walk back my car is still having some trouble oh my goodness that was so fast you're in the way maybe these will jog your memory trucker's choice huh what for the last freaking time tell me about the crap circles there i was surrounded by tojo and his nazi henchmen when one of them a raccoon as i recall it's me with a banjo now i never reason with a raccoon let alone a nazi one so uh what does this have to do with the crop circle not a thing where was i right now the first time i rode in a water car okay okay it was so long ago that i'll have to describe it in sepia tone well as i recall it was sort of a cosmic kind of thing shaped kind of like a planet with an old-fashioned radio antenna coming off it a planet with an antenna that sounds awfully familiar i think it was at the quickie mart that's it it was on a bottle of pop maybe that will jog bart's yeah he's fine am i gonna get my car back it's moving now let me just call my car again just like over i could here use a left there we go it's vibrant do this thing matt thanks for 100 bits guys had enough of you like it knows what's coming i don't want to do this anymore [Music] any way would hit like a surprising amount of people before the police injury i hope this isn't stealing and that's not even that much of a fee [Music] wait how do i get to the bedroom oh there's like a window at the back isn't there i think so there's that sierra there too press action [Music] it's a gag how can i knock give me that card give me give me that this will be more there we go okay thankfully that picture was very small so i don't think we have to worry about censoring it yes i think we're all right another gaggler the barbecue caught on fire another gaggler the statue breeds fire i think it gives like the coin after you interact that's like that counts as the gag [Music] oh bart's just chilling up here wait how are you doing do you recognize this design that's the alien mind control cola they gave us tons of that up in the alien spaceship they're using it to make the town go crazy oh thank god you snapped out of your trance i was so worried wait if i'm going to the arcade this conspiracy goes all the way to the top i need a little extra firepower as officer marge wait i gotta get a police uniform now as well does it make any difference does marriage like require a gun for the next mission oh no marriage is into cosplay this is illegal yeah i don't think you can get like a police uniform like that you don't want to be impersonated i need a lot of coins the flanders got anything oh yeah they've got some coins what's this is that you lord oh they're waiting for god sorry let me play the live track you can now laugh [Music] okay uh well we need to get a lot more money catch my breath we might as well go explore in a bit i don't know where the best location for this is gonna be maybe the school there's not much more you see easy go over here ending in the playground not really like that you get five look no hands not very good at this maybe you should use your hands marge [Music] there's a vending machine over there [Music] top of cookie right his money thank you that's a head-on up there i love how like everyone's got like memories with this game because i imagine most people here have not played in like god knows how many years but you're still able to like help me with playing it now it's like yeah here's where you want to go daniel there's a wasp up here i need to get up there next turn the camera let's just see if i can zoom it back yeah camera is really funky especially on pc like moving the mouse does not do anything for whatever reason this is going right next to bart's baby shoes yes oh i haven't done the donut guy justice i feel looks a bit spooked i see you on my shoulder [Music] uh i hit that we only need like less than a hundred now donut guy don't you ever did we the titular lad sorry well i mean there are like so many simpsons characters i do apologize if i forget one or two [Music] this back alley here this looks like it might have something oh that looks expensive [Music] or not why is marriage dressed like a criminal left for an hour we're trying to get the police officer out for now let's get that that gives us a few coins [Music] go to the school it's fine you won't always remember everything about the simpsons dan i forgive you it's okay we know you have flaws daniel get all these we should have enough now there we go uh can i get the like the officer out from the school again because there's a place to buy clothes send the bill to home [Music] oh dear the way she runs makes me feel threatened how you doing skinner wakey wakey eggs and baking if the kids get any dumber i'm gonna have to release them into the forest oh god okay marge police there we go we're impersonating a police officer now what's up what's going on here i'm just gonna go let's not question that none of your business why'd you have to buy it the school is at the police academy or something no it's just where the point is inside of that the quickie mars [Music] gonna do something with the police outfit but we don't need the police outfit yes now i can go to the quickie man undetect us why do you keep hitting everything in a parrot's bedroom [Music] stop over here let me move my car there we go [Music] hey look at your new outfit in the window glass cola wars run and collect all the evil coal accounts before time runs out i'll do my best oh we're just starting uh i can't take my car at this point why did i need the police outfit for this i'll never know now [Music] i don't think i'm supposed to use a car for this level at all [Music] okay go go up here oh [Music] welcome to the simpsons hit and run yes go around here camera please [Music] i think pretty good on this there's someone here down here gonna be like after this like 30 seconds left get home with the cola [Music] that's pretty clean up in the cookie mart the question is why do you go insane like german while playing this um ice it's like i mean i think i'm doing pretty okay i've seen that play through of this i know he lost his mind i've been relatively all right we're still doing good a poo i think you should be aware that you're selling a tainted coal where's this stuff coming from there is little here not tainted in some way even the astrology scrolls give poor advice but i will get to the bottom of this well it made bart go crazy and if i find the distributor i'm going to give them a piece of my mind careful mrs simpson this cola makes people do irrational things without the house too though they have bottled the effects of a raging flat kegger he needs the pee i'm going after it and any other evil cola trucks i can find destroy all the cola delivery trucks before time runs out i'll do my best get in your vehicle uh where is my vehicle oh no it's still i'm just gonna call a new one i think it's still back at home hook me up with some wheels man here we are destroy the cola truck i'm not very good at this oh i should have think of mr plow or something are you blind [Music] oh my goodness just keep ramming no don't ram me i'm not very good at this [Music] the music is so good for this game no not you get out of the way there we go he's almost dead drive to mr burns mansion what are you thinking oh the other one didn't have to go so hard for this soundtrack it just did anyway that's the thing yeah josie it's great to see you as well i hope you keep them well i saw your lemon cake the other day and it looked amazing no it is the other way why are the arrows telling me to go look at the okay this is why i have trust issues go right here i just ran over a kid blame the hours let's get to the mansion not very good at this whoa marriage no swearing she said eevee jeebies i'm not very good at this well okay this is gonna be hard to get him here [Music] you going in you take damage on when like you jump are you blind can you just stay there like two minutes it's true because let me keep like ramming you into this bitter wall [Music] oh [ __ ] he got out oh my goodness [Music] he's just revving into me nice girls finish fast i can get them i just had that he's dead [Music] all right you probably shouldn't have a road through your facility you don't want to get hit there's the last truck the music changed i hope they're all right my bad i sure hope no sorry i'm not trying to hit other people just this guy in particular move it or lose it buster are you blind i just like get him into the tire fire come on he's getting himself wedged between other cars no time for caution oh that was a big hit we got him gotta get back the mages lines are all cold yeah they're pretty good [Music] invade the police i didn't mean to drive through the graveyard officer get away from chief wiggum he's got his voice it's the only thing that gives me the car they're all on us [Music] get back to the house [Music] oh no okay we got past them all we did it same game we get a final cutscene we're gonna pretend he doesn't know where you live apparently oh now we're a poo i think he plays him in this yeah ah i think we're gonna leave it there for today i think this is a good point to call it look at him go um bro i just got here no because i cause i'm going to be streaming again tomorrow i i've been doing like a lot of marathon lent streams lately as i look back like last week in particular it's like a bit rough because we just like went like seven hours almost every stream like something ridiculous like that yeah so i'm gonna i'm gonna take a proper break i'm a bit tired this was good fun though i really enjoyed this you take care of yourself and we'll do the same thank you very much and thank you everyone for coming by the stream today i hope you all enjoyed it let the music play in the background yeah i'm gonna take it easy uh there's a new video uh coming up on the youtube channel at nine so just over an hour from now it'll be the the new minecraft air pilots so do give that a look if you want something else to watch from me uh there's the big old celeste video earlier this week too and like all of fable is complete so there's quite a bit there we've been doing well yeah thank you for coming though today folks i hope you all like enjoyed this game as much as me tomorrow's game is different it's something else i've wanted to play for a long time the heads up for that but this has been good fun [Music] yeah tomorrow's game too you'll know what it is going into the stream too [Music] i wanted to wait for this just for the oh [ __ ] moment because like this is a game everyone i convinced has played this game at some point it was so popular you just never really hear much about it now ah dude okay uh let me see i wanna see who else is streaming i'm gonna send you in someone's care let's have a look anna's doing some chess it's the magnus invitational go say hey the anna and send her some love she's a good bean yeah thanks for coming though folks i'll see y'all tomorrow have a good night you

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Length: 253min 2sec (15182 seconds)

Published: Mon Mar 15 2021