[Theme Song] Four players, Chris O'Neill, Ding Dong, Julian from Oney Plays! Grumpcade! [Arin] Merry Simpins. [Ding Dong] The Simpins. [Arin] It's uhm... [Chris] Marge is fucking Homer up the ass with a huge cock. *Homer voice: Oooh!* *OOOHHH!* [Julian] You finally saw it. *Marge voice* "Homer..." *unintelligible Marge noises* *Homer voice: Oooh!* [Julian] He's got his-uh, he's got his feets kicked up in the air. [Chris] His feets? [Arin] This is, this is Grumpin-Cade-uh, eh, I'm Arin and I've got with me the cast of Oney Plays. [Arin] We've got OneyNG/Chris and then we got- we got Ding Dong. *unintelligible mumbling* and then we g- *starts to laugh* we got Julien. [Julian] It's meeee! We're playin' the Simpins. [Arin] It's eh, it's Merry Simpin everybody. [Chris] Let's turn off the for fun- [Arin] So here we go we're playin' fucking games. Turn on only the vehicles. *Doh!* [Ding Dong] That's what I thought it would do! *Doh!* *Doh!* [Arin] You can turn down the vehicle. [Chris] I wanna turn off the vehicle. [Arin] You turn down the Vehicle and it's just like floatin character models flying across the screen. [Ding Dong] Do it! [Chris] Let's have a purely atmospheric experience. *Laughing* [Ding Dong] Only voices, only voices! [Chris] Only voices?
[Ding Dong] Only voices. [Chris] Can we add echo to them? [Arin] D O O N E *Laughing* [Chris] Let's go to a new game. [Arin] Eat the nut-doh. [Julien] There it is, Abraham- what the? *Ooo!* *Chuckle* [Crusty the Clown] Hey hey! [Arin] Those are sound effects. I thought you took sound effects out? [Chris] Well this is the cut scene, you can tell by the... [Ding Dong] It's Crunchy the clown. [Arin] ...The compression? *Chuckles with evil chuckles of evil* *More evil chuckles [Ding Dong] Crungy the Clown. [Julien] Crusty is scarier in three dimensions [Chris] They all are. [Arin] Yeah. Three dimensional Simpsons are not fun. [Chris] Yeah they are look at this one. [Arin] He's fuckin' crazy. *Evil burpage* *Various evil laughter* [Arin] I love how Buzz-Cola is their like child friendly Simpsons drink *Homer voice: My favourite thing to do is kill my wife.* [Julian] Is it they couldn't put duff? *Homer noise* *laughter* [Chris] Look, it's Lenny dude! [Arin] Don't let him die! Don't let him die the dynamite is gonna kill him! [Chris] Look it's comic boy and Lenny! *Lenny noise* *All Laughing* *Comic boy voice* Emmm emmm... *Laughs* Emmmm *Homer: I love my wife.* *all laughing* [Ding Dong] Oh wait wait wait. *Marg noise* *Arin laughing* *Homer: Marge.* *marge noise* *HMM* [Arin] Kick her again dude *Homer voice: I'm going to get in here* *laughter* *Drive car*
*laughter* [Chris] There's no sounds or music. *Julien laughter* [Julien] Yeah you did that Chris! [Arin] Run her over dude! [Chris] This game sucks there's no music *Marge noises* *laughs* *more marge noises* *laughter* [Chris] I think we should turn on the sound. *Marge voice: Homen* [Chris] At least turn on the sound effects [Ding Dong] How do you turn the sound on [Chris ] Not the vehicles though, its funnier if they're just gliding around *laughs* [Arin] Oh my god [Chris] We need the smashing sound effects [Ding Dong] Oh the music's fine too [Chris ] No [Ding Dong] Okay Put a MIDI file in the background HAHHAHA [Chris] Put in MIDI from... Michael Jacksons... [Ding Dong] the simpsons theme song in there playing the whole time [Arin] Put in the first like the ten seconds of the Simpsons theme song and it loops like the whole time HAHAHHA [the fist ten seconds of the simpsons starts playing in the background] *Homer voice: that is a funny observation* *in the tone of the simpsons theme: de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de* *Homer voice: oOoh* [Chris] Is there anything inside, or is that a JPEG? [Arin] Why don't they make it, like, look like a cartoon? Why does it look like a fucking weird action figure? [Chris] Why's there a wife meter up in the top corner? *Laughter* *Marge Noise* *Marge voice: Remember...* *I will always love you* [Arin] Also, what's going on with, like, her neck? Like wh- *Marge Noise* [Arin] Is she, like, getting eaten by a flower? [Julien] She's twisting around, yeah. [Chris] Look at the lens flare. [Julien] Flailing in the wind. *Loud Burp* *Homer voice: Fuck you* Eeeeehhhhhhhh
*Old Lady screams* [Ding Dong] Who's she supposed to be? [Chris] Old Mrs Periwinkle.
[Julien] Isn't that the crazy cat lady? [Julien] No! That's the lady that, uh... She paid Bart to do her lawn, remember? [Ding Dong] Oh yeah! And then Homer kicked her.
[Arin] It's Jubilee [Julien] Yeah [Arin] That was canon. [Ding Dong] Take the car. Okay, you have it now.
[Julien] Oh... [Arin] What the fuck? [Chris] It doesn't do the animation? [Arin] Are you driving it? [Chris] Oh, I-I'm in the passenger seat. [Arin] Oh [Chris] Should we play the game or just fuck around? [Arin] Well, what's the game? [Chris] I dunno [Arin] Isn't this the game? [Julien] It's like, pre-game.
[Chris] *laughs* No! [Arin] What are you talking about? *Chris laughing* There's a story. A very complex story. [Arin] we did hit power
[Ding Dong] What's the complex story that the Simpsons had? [Chris] Dark Souls lore [Arin] Is this the actual Simpsons world layout? Springfuld? [Chris] Nah, every game it's different [Julien] Yeah, there's no consistent Springfield. [Ding Dong] Beat up Primpaple Skinler *Homer's voice: Me go in here* *Homer's voice: Bring book*
[Ding Dong] Well isn't that convenient that that's in the way. [Chris] Oi, what's this? *Homer's voice: Cannot jump over book.* I did it! Why's Mr. Burns in school? [Ding Dong] Why is Mr. Scrunb here? [Arin] *giggling* Mr. Scrunb? [Chris] Why's all this shit blocking me from fun? [Ding Dong] Woah you found the coin! ...I guess... [Arin] What do they do?
[Ding Dong] Oh, hi Lisa. [Ding Dong] Can you hit Lisa? *Homer's voice: Hey bitch.* Hehe, I guess not. *Homer: Hello...* *tiny caveman* [Julien] She's got a huge duck face
[Chris] She's really huge! What the hell? [Julien] *Laughs* I think they made her too big. [Ding Dong] Why does she look like a Martian? [Chris] She's my favourite martian. [Arin] Her - Her fucking eyes are bulging out of her head. [Chris] Wait, I wanna edge towards her slowly. [Arin] Recruit her. [Ding Dong] She's got a Super Saiyan 3 brow. *Chris laughs* *Homer: I kick* [Principal Skinner] *On speaker* Leave me alone. I'm calibrating the protractors. *Still on speaker* Please, I'm busy installing asbestos right now. [Ding Dong] He's pretty funny... *Homer: I like it when he make da funny quote* *Homer: I like joke* *Gasp* [Arin] Can't you intera- What the fuck? [Chris] I SEE HOMER NEKKID! [Ding Dong] Go for it. [Arin] This is NC-17 dude *Mmm* [Arin] You gotta- you gotta fucking... [Arin] Get the Muumuu.
[Ding Dong] You gotta be more rich to take your clothes off [Chris] Okay, sorry. Uh, le-lets do some cheats. [Ding Dong] Okay...
[Arin] What are the cheats? What does it do? [Ding Dong] Says you See grid. Woah! [Arin] What the fuck is this shit? [Chris] What the hell is the point? [Ding Dong] Wow. [Chris] What! [Ding Dong] The REAL Simpsons experience! *Laughter* *Laughter intensifies* [Chris] Why? *Laughter intensest* Is this debug mode? What's going on? [Ding Dong] Uh, wha- What else can we do? [Arin] *hysterical* This is the stupidest shit I've ever seen... [Julien] You gotta be able to tell where he's standing. [Arin] Enter the cheat code to have the actual game code appear on the screen. *Homer: Lisa, stand in my grid...* [Julian] Stand in my green? *Homer: It make Lisa two sizes too big* [Chris] I wish there was- [Arin] a cheat code to make them all normal size? *Laughs* [Chris] Tr-true Simpsons scale mode? [Ding Dong] Drive the car *Scoff* [Chris] Okay. *More laughs*
[Julien] Look at that! [Chris] WHAT! [Arin] It's, like lagging the game dude!
[Ding Dong] Yeah... Maybe I should turn it off, it's running really slow... *laughs* Why? What are those! [Chris] They're the grids of the ancients *laughs* [Arin] It's the sign of the apocalypse. Bloody rain. Rain down... in Simpin world [Chris] Simpin
[Ding Dong] Can I not turn it off? [Chris] Julien came up with Simpin before we started recording. *Homer: Simpin* [Julian] It's not even that- it's not uh, even, uh that good of a joke I just said, "Whose your favourite Simpin?" *Homer: I created Simpin*
[Ding Dong] I'm sorry we're stuck with it *more laughs* [Arin] You can't erase it!? [Chris] This game's fun! Let's get in the car... [Arin] What is- wh- like... Is it just like, 'You're on this triangle now.' [Chris] Did you turn on 'no slow mode' or whatever?
[Ding Dong] Yeah [Chris] Jesus! [Ding Dong] Uh, also click the- the right joystick in. Left Joystick? WOAH! [Julien] Oh boy! [Chris] Weee I'm gonna die... [Arin] The car is gonna explode dude. [Chris] Okay, well, watch this... Watch me have fun, Are ya ready?
*Zoom zoom* Watch this, Ayyyy YAAAAA! *Smash* [Ding Dong] That was pretty fun [Arin] Homer just flew out dude. *laughs* [Chris] What the fuck! *Homer: Mmmmmm*
*More laughs* *Homer: Manslaughter* *Chris laughs* [Julien] Otto saw you and he just booked it in the other direction.
[Chris] This is the best game I've ever played. Weeee *Homer: Manslaughter also spelled Mans laughter*
[Chris] What! [Actual Homer] Ow my ass! *Homer: Watch this.* *It is a funny game* [Chris] The fuck!? [Arin] Is that Mr Burns' house? *Ah!* [Chris] Is that Principal Skinwad? [Ding Dong] You can't get away [Julien] Why do you guys like doing Homer's voice so much? [Chris] Coz you just do it real bassy like... *Homer Laugh*
[Chris] it feels good on the throat [Ding Dong] Wait, no. Pin him down. He can't get away. [Arin] It feels good on the throat, that's kinda true... *Julien Laugh* *Homer Grunt* [Arin] Is that Mr Burns' house? [Chris] Seymour Burns What the fuck?
[Arin] No! No! No! *Ah!* *Guy: Hello.* *Homer: Brr!*
*Guy: Ahhhh!* [Chris] Do you like the Simpsons Arin? [Arin] Like, they use a swimming animation and just put it on land [Julien] He's like a fish. He's just flopping around; can't breathe. [Arin] You're Hit and Run dude!
[Chris] Hit and Run! [Arin] The police are after you! *Chris noise* Woah You can get back in there? [Arin] Get into the chassis. [Chris] Wo-Woah Oh no! You're killing him. [Arin] Get into the steel beam and drive.
[Ding Dong] He's my prisoner *Laughs* [Chris] This is the best game I've ever played [Arin] Go GO! *Homer sound* [Ding Dong] Oh my God, the frame rate! [Chris] yeah, look at the fucking background! *Arin laughs* Why did they- Why would they include that as a cheat? [Arin] Maybe it wasn't a cheat
[Ding Dong] Oh my God! *Ah!* [Arin] it was just, like- [Chris] Oh, you can see the background. Look at that. [Arin] Wowwwww [Julien] Wow-wee *Tiny fart sound* [Arin] It was just a part of the game, when they were making it and they were just like, 'awww, whetever' [Chris] is there any more cheats? [Arin] It went gold already Wa- what is the number, what is that? [Julien] Turn on infinite Homers [Ding Dong] That's your speedometer.
*Chris laughing* [Chris] Infinite Homers?! *Multiple Homer Woo's* [Ding Dong] Turn on Mega Jumping Marge
*Homer: Marge Marge Marge* [Chris] Turn on Mega Marge? [Arin] *laugh* Mega Marge? *Loud Marge Noises* [Ding Dong] Wait, wait, wait. *Homer: Maaar* You can get, the- the Brick Car. [Chris] Talk to Marge
[Arin] The Brick Car!? [Chris] I like the brick car
[Arin] Wait a second... There's a car made of brown bricks? [Chris] NO-o! *Giggles* [Chris] Brown Brick
[Julien] That's not a brick car :( [Chris] The Stonecutters' Hidden Tunnel [Ding Dong] It said it makes a Brick Car Homer's being really funny right now. I wish I could hear it [Arin] Homer's quipping *Homer: Marge...*
[Arin] What even is there to do? [Ding Dong] You gotta talk to Marge! [Chris] it's a fucking Grand Theft Auto clone, A-ron [Arin] Who want's to go to Marge? [Chris] *Aahh* Lemme in you fuck [Ding Dong] I wanna go to Marge [Chris] Watch this... [Ding Dong] She's a tv mom whose hair is large *Marge: I'm going to Marge, Homer* *Marge noise*
[Ding Dong] SHE'S Marge *Chris noise* *More giggiles* *Homer laugh* *Homer: Dis is a good day* *Arin Laughs* [Chris] Look, it's a hidden tunnel. *Chris noise*
*Burp* I'm outta here. [Arin] Oh my God, look at all your gridage. [Ding Dong] Crusty the Clown is breaking the game. O-okay. [Chris] We shouldn't have turned on- [Ding Dong] there go the kids [Chris] You should NOT- *laughs* why did you turn on this fucking stupid grid!? [Ding Dong] it's cool! [Chris] No it's not it's fucking drool.
[Ding Dong] You know which triangle that your in. *laughs* [Chris] Oh, yea you're right. It's so helpful [Arin] I love how there's no animation it's just like, 'you are in car now' [Chris] I would wish- I wish there is no fucking invisibility.
[Ding Dong] Hit triangle! Turn on Nightmare Vision [Chris] ok.
[Arin] Nightmare Vision? [Ding Dong] There's a bee [Chris] WHAT THE FUCK?
[Julien] -the fuck is that? [Ding Dong] it's a bumblebee [Chris] Just like Dead Rising
[Julien] what the shit? [Ding Dong] Oh yea. The robot bees from Dead Rising I don't remember them
[Julien] I don't remember this at all [Arin] This game is fun as hell dude [Chris] Arin, you-
[Arin] is that attacking you? yes Isn't that cool? [Arin] What is this? *Woo* [Ding Dong] I want to play as Millhouse [Arin] What is this game?! [Chris] Is there anywhere to build up top speed? Where's Marg Himson? [Ding Dong] wait, wait, wait-
[Arin] *laughing* Marg Himson! *Marge: That's me - Marg Himson* [Arin] Look at this fucking creature in front of you! It's like a Silent Hill creature crawling in the street! *laughs* [Chris] Go talk to Marg! [Ding Dong] Ok, fine. I'll go- [Chris] Talk to Marg-holomew [Arin] Where is she?
[Julien] What the fuck was that? [Arin] it was the timer reaching its max time [Julien] oh [Chris] Marg-holomew J [Ding Dong] It's not her name [Arin] Marg-holomew J...
[Chris] Why is there a sun- flar-flares from hell!? [Ding Dong] What are you talking about?!
[Arin] It only loads, like a certain area [Ding Dong] You're making up words! [Julien] You can't fly over [Chris] Why the- [Ding Dong] WHAT!
[Julien] Oh my God! [Arin] Wow dude. [Chris] Are you invincible? [Arin] Is this the- Eh.. I mean, this game's, like straight broken, right? like- [Chris] No! It's good! [Arin] it just came out and it was- they were just like, "yeah, whatever, it works..." [Chris] I mean... [Arin] "You can run around, sometimes" [Chris] Wasn't this a really successful game? [Julien] I think the characters heads are too big [Chris] You think? *Homer noise* *Homer: My head large* *Marge!* *MAAARRGE!!!* *MAARR-rrrr-rge* [Arin] Put a picture of a shrunken Simpin head on There you go *Mmmmhh* Now it's normal *Homer: Marge! The frame rate!* *Laughs* *Homer: But Marge... Da frame rate.* *The grid is causing the world to lag* *The source code is too much for the PlayStation to handle* [Chris] You just hit the cop! You hit and ran him. [Julien] Chris, what would you do if it started lagging in real life? *Laughs* [Chris] I'd probably laugh really hard [Arin] But it would be like, *stuttered laughter* [Julien] Yeah, you would be laughing at, like 12 frames- *Chris imitates laughing at 12fps*
[Ding Dong] Can Homer not swim? [Arin] You gotta talk to Margo! [Chris] A hippopotamus? [Julien] I like that he's- he looks a little angry. [Chris] He looks concerned about what's going on [Julien] His brow is furrowed a little bit.
Holy fuck. I don't think I've laughed harder than I did while watching this nonsense.
Edit: That "eggs for Bart" part better be in this month's best of.
Yeah, I'm going to need Chris on every possible video from now please.
Dear god I was dying the whole episode
Oney plays with friends, featuring Arin
I love OneyPlays they need more views.
Real talk, the main reason I love OneyPlays is because of their hilarious Simpsons voices (Mainly the Homer,Marge and Bart ones)
I'm still loving their Kingdom Hearts playthrough.
I know Arin didn't mean it, but the 'cursed with Grid Syndrome' bit at 28:30 was fucking gold.
Especially because AIDS used to be known as Gay-Related Immune Deficiency.
GRID.
This game. This FUCKING game... I have so many fond memories playing this game and unlocking every single goddamn car, costume, etc. The last mission with Homer and Abe was such balls though, took me forever to eventually beat it. This, and Road Rage were my childrenhood and I can't wait to watch this episode.
Fun fact, first thing Matt Groening did when he played this game was do what these guys did, kick the shit out of Marge.
The eggs, Marge stuck under the car, the grid swallowing Maude, all gold moments. I really want Oney and his friends to appear more often. Love their channel and sense of humor.
Another video with Oney, Ding Dong & Julian and its only one day after the last one. Fuck yeah!
Edit: Also haven't watched this yet just about to but if there isn't at least one "Homer we're in Undertale" I'm gonna be disappointed.
2nd Edit: Well they basically said it so I'm content.