"The Perfect Rice" | Jo Koy : Comin' in Hot

i know this is weird for me to even say but my son doesn't know what rice is the way i knew rice rice was [ __ ] everything to me rice was breakfast rice was lunch rice for dinner and i know there's a lot of people out there oh filipinos eat breakfast yes we do it's it's just last night's dinner with an egg that's alvin that's all that is and it's delicious that's all we ate was rice that's the key to an asian household rice that [ __ ] is always cooking there's always a pot of rice cooking the rice cooker is always on you can get locked in an asian person's house and all the lights are up you can find the kitchen just look for that little square red light there's a [ __ ] rice right there i sent my son to go get rice the other day i go joe go go grab a bag of rice he ran down a couple aisles and then he came back with this little ass bag of rice within his hand like that and even though i knew that was the bag of rice he was supposed to get i started reflecting back to when i was his age the bag of rice i had to get was the size of this [ __ ] stool that [ __ ] was twice my body weight i had to drag that [ __ ] back to my mom it's a big nylon bag with chinese riding on the front sit 50 pounds at the bottom of it my mom would sit that in the back of the kitchen next to the trash can top just ripped open inside that bag was a coffee mug with a broken handle she called that a measuring cup she taught me how to make rice i remember that day i'm going to teach you how to make rice and this is the only time i'm going to teach you okay how do i do it you take a couple scoops of rice jose put it in the pot put water in the pot squish it around clean the rice like that if the water is cloudy the rice is dirty pour that water out put more water in there squish it around squish it around if the water is still cloudy the rice is dirty pour that water out continue the process joseph until the water is clear when the water is clear add water it's ready to cook well then how much water do i add just fill it through this side right here jose this is how you cook perfect rice i want the world to know that right now this is an ancient [ __ ] secret every asian knows how to make rice and this is how you do you don't need a measuring cup and you don't need a [ __ ] rice cooker all you need is rice a pot and this [ __ ] line right here [Music] you

Channel: Jo Koy

Views: 700,629

Keywords: Jo Koy, Josep, Ting Ting, Netflix, Comin' in Hot, Live from Seattle, Comedy, Stand Up Comedy, Funny, Hilarious, Pinoy, Filipino, Philippines, Fil-Am, Joke, Funniest, Special, Rice, How to Cook Rice, Perfect Rice, Finger, Asian, Rice Cooker, Tik Tok Perfect Rice, Uncle Roger

Id: wMNLicO2cHw

Length: 3min 25sec (205 seconds)

Published: Sun Aug 02 2020