The PERFECT Employee Challenge - Job Simulator (VR)

I think a little girl just stole my ketchup return my mustard and left behind a million dollar lottery ticket does that count as a mistake right he took him I didn't hand it to him that's his mistake right oh come on what's up guys and welcome back to job simulator so today I decided to return to try to do the most difficult thing in this game my job okay I've done a lot of screwing around in this series but that's the easy part like actually doing your job correctly and making no mistakes is borderline impossible I don't think I've ever actually managed to do it so today I'm gonna try to be the little employee and if I screw up enough not only am I gonna get fired for my job and have to move on to another one but as equal punishment I'm gonna be forced to say something nice about job BOTS but not to his face because we're doing this an infinite overtime so bye-bye yeah you know what I think I might be ready yeah I'm ready we're gonna start off with the store clerk because I feel like this is definitely the easiest one to screw up well I know I'm ready but I've been meaning to ask are you sure you're ready like how is it that you drink coffee when your mouth is just a line on a screen do you ever go into sleep mode like how do you have bags under your eyes when you don't have eyelids these are the things that I need to ask I'm just concerned about your well-being okay so that's how that works not all that well I just think you need a little bit less coffee dribbling down your chin and a little bit more USB plug in time baby we're open 24/7 so I can expect a customer any minute now but the way this is gonna work is if I screw up three times if I get three strikes I'm out I'm fired I have to move on to another job but for every single strike I get I have to say something nice this idiot and I'm also just now realizing that we didn't turn gravity on which is gonna make things so much more complicated I'm not gonna lose my condiments I'm not gonna have anybody steal from me okay we good I think we're ready for customer I am gonna keep throwing these at your face because that is perfectly legal it is possible to get to burrito just one burrito so burritos would be in here and I'm not gonna eat it um do I need to heat it up I don't think so okay we're just gonna there we go and in the you see what I mean complicated slushy okay that that carrots is being bagged good slushy let's see here we got slushie machines and you wanted blue we're gonna give him the right color oh we only have green and purple green and purple don't make blue ah crap maybe if I try really hard I can make blue oh oh oh that was kind of blue that was almost blue almost there we go that's gross here you are good oh you want to are you supposed to check oh hold on that's not a mistake he didn't leave with it we're good we're good you need duvet cover ointment for your grandfather okay goods I didn't give him the wrong thing that's good I thought I was just gonna give him something random and that would have been a mistake okay so now everything is turning up properly 498 I don't know I there's a thing like I can't read this this doesn't help me you get back to job have a nice day I'm not even gonna steal your hat you take your floating burrito there we go one customer down you see what I mean like I got to avoid like scanning my hand and handing them a wrong thing and this is gonna be way more difficult than any other job I've done I don't suppose you would want to make yourself useful or anything but maybe clean up that bathroom if somebody comes in here is about to have an emergency I really don't want to have to tell him to take a dump in the recycling bin but that's why do I try what why do I even try hello ma'am like I don't know do we give refunds for moldy apples do we sell apples what's the right thing to do here I'm definitely not gonna eat that and throw up in your face is that the right thing to do do I eat it and throw up in her face I don't know how about we do what it tells us to do and just see what happens Apple is one cents okay is this a cent I just put this in here this is 498 that doesn't make any sense get it does it make any sense because it's just one cent technically technically I did my job right oh god it just floats off into space you see that's the thing I can technically still screw with people I need to screw with people it's part of me I just need to do the job right so technically we actually did do it right there if I had eaten the Apple and then throw up then it would have been a mistake next customer what have you got for me somebody weird no doubt oh yeah that's weird hello Elton John BOTS people really shop for chips I feel like you just go buy chips yeah okay no I'm not gonna question you right you're the customer so freaking tempted to steal your hat and glasses but that would be against the law so instead I'm gonna jumbo-sized a bag of chips snacks did you want the blue ones did you want to shop around we have a whole lot of different kinds of chips we got blue yellow blue orange that kind of thing no I think he just wants blue okay triangles what the was that oh no no no no no no no no no no hmm that's gonna be difficult to fix ah crap you see they don't label the buttons this is a fisher-price cash register I don't know what I'm supposed to do here that doesn't work okay that that makes things worse that makes things worse that makes things just don't clear his fruit the five finger discount isn't clear what about this goods I think we're good I don't think that's technically a mistake okay I have your triangles where'd your triangles go oh oh oh that's I have your triangles now we're gonna make them extra big you now have a pillow of ranch-flavored triangles we're gonna shove them in the bag I should have rang them up first there we go we could see here slushy Mart coupon half off sometimes valid when purchasing some things Oh God um Bryce may actually be tripled or quadrupled good to know good to know so if I trouble quadruplet by accident did that did that do anything I saw a barcode so I swiped it but am I supposed to hit the button oh that's not good it's done tripled or quadrupled right it were 99 cents a dollar dying down something like that I don't remember crap okay um well if it's half off then I thought was this nope hmm hold on hold on hold on mm that's not right that's not right I'm getting there okay we're give it back stop doing that and try to get this right okay there we go 99 cents and then half off hmm 99 cents and then off half off and then we're gonna ring him up for this is it my fault I Drive my best or what do you mean half of 99 cents is $2,000 fine fine fine fine you know what that's that's a mistake this is only one mistake okay that there's only counts as one this wasn't fair so excited to where you stopped flashings over your face has punishment to have to say something nice about job art and that thing that I'll say is that he's tough okay I've brought hon of stuff at his face every episode and always Wingham and he'll spark and he'll flinch but he won't complain and and that's the true sign of toughness I'm so happy he's not hearing me say these things right now next customer all right you're pretty tough too if I can ever actually manage to hit you in the face with stuff sometimes it just floats off hi little girl what happened to your voice you're very pink with pigtails but it's like two o'clock in the morning raining out bad part of town and you sound like a dude wait a minute didn't you say that this was a loser but you have to get anything out of it you'll take anything in return but he scratched off three of the same thing this is clearly a winner this guy one did too this guy won a million dollars I mean it's not technically smuggled bucks it's a a lot of money and is a lot of money worth another strike the first thing that comes to mind is do I steal this I really don't want to give you a million dollars uh hold on let's just yeah that's the price of the tickets okay so I'm supposed to give you a million dollars which I probably have in the safe no no no no no not my condiments ten pots I think a little girl just stole my ketchup return my mustard and left behind a million dollar lottery ticket does that count as a mistake great he took him I didn't hand it to him that's his mistake right oh come on all right fine there's my second strike so now I need to say something else nice about job lots god I don't have anything prepared oh my god this is actually impossible I've been standing here listening to this awful music or like three minutes trying to come up with something the job bot is really good at undressing me with his eyes he has a real talent for staring at humans and making them naked in his weird little CR T head I don't know okay that definitely counts is that count like that counts that's why I didn't hit you there of course hello Dumbo's how's popsicle I could do but you stay the hell away from my whole lot of money I need to put this somewhere safe yeah you know what I think probably somewhere it's safe would be in here with all the floating cheese there we go you saw nothing popsicle would be in the freezer right okay there we go so freezer popsicle you wanted blue right blue I'm just gonna assume this is your order because people are never specific there we go okay so I'm not gonna eat it I'm gonna keep it away from my mouth I don't know if I trust this thing with food I was a little bit steamy or I laid it there and I hit it and it did a whole lot of steam oh you know what it's probably fine yeah everything came up fine being sanitary is a part of my job description I'm sure so you can go in the bag and bring it up then put it in the bag why is it so hard to note no give it back okay I gotta bring it up gotta bring it up first lady stop that mmm I swear to God okay hey my condiments are back the ketchup come from you just go right there okay bring you up put you in the bag you really don't want me to hit some buttons on the register trust me you're coming in at a dollar ninety-nine right now I got a hit three buttons I don't even have a choice here how am I gonna hit three buttons to bring it to a dollar ninety-nine this is impossible um okay there you go you can just put that in your face as oh that's whoa whoa whoa that's kind of weird do I just have an infinite source of coupons what is going on why do I have two coupons now with the other coupon come from I need to do both oh I don't know what's happening oh crap okay hold on hold on we got three buttons to press how are we gonna fix this with three buttons you so double it in half and then three and then we can ring you up again right okay three what then we'll bring you up again dollar ninety-nine okay good good everything just you take your coupons with you lady okay dollar ninety-nine popsicles aren't produce that's that's not how that works should I be giving her the coupons no no no no she stole my mustard my mustard was in the bottom of her bag yay oh my monsters back okay that doesn't count as a mistake she returned it everybody okay you guys all saw was that a mistake no that's what I thought perfect okay so stop getting stolen you can I don't know go go over here someplace safe I did it right that counts I got a promotion I'm feeling really good about the heck how many strikes on my own right now - right - because of the money that I earned um did you just see that I'm pretty sure there was a ghost drawer there a second to go hold on what was that that was weird okay keep an eye out for any kind of ghost lottery drawers appearing and disappearing that was that was concerning finally getting this stupid cash register down pat people aren't gonna mess me over the ghost register thing is back you see you see it's there what is wrong with this thing oh I got a bunch of oh hey hey hey I'm not looking for trouble guys okay but they all came in with you I'm so confused right now so am I not being robbed or what nobody can look me in the eye these most Awkward robberies ed what are they doing that's just floating around so I need to I need to hit him with stuff I've never seen this before um uh I guess I could use let's just newspapers right I'm pretty sure that's the kind of thing you would use yesterday's news these are worthless let's just stay yep super lame get the hell out of here that is so close I could make this a little bit easier on myself there we go now I'm not gonna miss sadly it is sir trust me I didn't think so either but suck it now I got giant newspapers floating around my store that's nice do you just randomly like bring up facts as you splash yourself in the face I think he's short-circuiting I honestly think the seal around his screen isn't all that great and that little dribble on his chin is kind of leaking down onto his hard drive or something like that you didn't notify me of the weird little ghost drawer it was there again if I pull this is gonna show up no Oh howdy partner what happened to the other dude right the dude that I kicked all the customers out for I got rid of three paying customers for one guy and he never freakin came back good now your problem sorry I know you have no idea what's going on I just need to make some hotdogs great hot dogs easy enough I got hot dogs down here I might waste a few but that's okay let's be honest you don't waste hot dogs they'll sit here for weeks at a time get some nice toasty buns you want a toasty bun man that's on sexual harassment okay don't don't don't get on and move in here here we go just gotta get my wieners down hold on it's so difficult mmm so difficult to cook wieners in syrup that's not a mistake that that doesn't count as a mistake that doesn't count that doesn't count you can't tell if they're cooking or not because of zero gravity so do I just thought of them I think I just saw them out there we go no you guys just blowed around I might need you later and you up in the bag goods what's what about my hymen something about human baby I'm a male no I don't carry them the females carry them that's how that works anyway oh I'm allowed one hotdog pre-shift okay that wasn't that wasn't stealing shut up over there $2.99 thank you that is what money does welcome go steal more human babies elsewhere crazy lady people you see late at night man they're freaking me out there again did you saw hmm I don't know what that is why why are you haunted is it because I stole the money is it because I stole a million dollars and now I have the drawers of ghosts Past coming to visit me this is absolutely absurd our next customer what do you got for me somebody weird yep hello ma'am sir still not sure yeah still still not really sure super super big soda that's pretty interesting okay I think I've done that before um where do I keep giant soda would that be in the fridge we very rarely use the fridge yeah there we go okay so that is the type you want right there we go cool and crisp sweet generic off-brand Cola and super-sized hmm it's fine is fine okay I'm technically turning our hot dogs into sausages but that's okay that's perfectly that is a lot of Cola lady this can't be good for you good just just a second hold on sledgehammer sledgehammer okay sure yeah you didn't even give me a second but yeah why not okay there we go and dollar ninety-nine you hear that tenth box it's very important you shouldn't be judging me for taking on this job I could be doing freaky things to robots out behind the store late at night but no I'm in here working hard I appreciate you we're just gonna does that mean I should be giving you change no I don't think there's any change good good good okay I haven't really screwed up all that much yet I might not even get fired by the end of this episode I'm really really good if we can get to 50 tasks I'm gonna be really happy I never gotten through this challenge how're you doing sir you have to force that one out the word slushy is kind of constipated is that again they want blue I don't have blue blue is really difficult I don't suppose I have like a blue Cola I could mix in with this to make my life a little bit easier but yeah you see that's like big blue ish it's never quite what the sign appears to be so in why would you want your slushie in a bag it doesn't even have a top do it it just mmm okay yeah that's a good price sure all right and then oh three buttons great this again so last time I went double have double three beep and then pull there you go thirty minutes of happiness you know you're supposed to drink it not bang it like bad that's all yeah I'm not gonna ask questions you do whatever you want thank you have a nice day just keep wait wait wait was there something in that bag or was the coupon okay we're good I thought he stole something they were not taking back that slushie after he's done with it okay I'm not giving that to somebody else after he's had his weird robot dick in it last customer all I need to do is not screw up and I'll have gotten through the challenge I'm so freakin close I could taste it it's like a giant floating sausage hello oh you want another refund this is like the first person again why do people keep ringing rate and for okay so then grapefruit is a scent I'm gonna have to give this to you I suppose I don't really like that but here we go that's the sound of success if I've ever heard it I got promoted come here I'm cutting you off I was gonna say I'm cutting you off you've had too much and what is going on with this ransom okay you know what we're just gonna end the way that we started things off Cheers you know what I think that's gonna be it for this episode of job simulator guys and I can't believe I didn't get fired honestly I thought for sure I would get through all of the jobs and then probably lose by the end of this episode but I didn't get fired once which is kind of debatable I think I'm only screwed up more than two times but we're just gonna sweep that under the rug if you guys want to see more of the good employee challenge I guess I'll call it then be sure to leave a like in the video let me know and then maybe I'll return to do more leagues when watching his video I hope you enjoyed and I'll see you next time [Music]

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Length: 25min 23sec (1523 seconds)

Published: Mon Sep 03 2018