PACK YOUR THINGS, WE'RE LEAVING - Job Simulator (VR)

there's so many little things are just kind of out of sight out of mind like bland OHS krispies krispies we've never used these before if you like him eat those Krispies and they're crispy and goods uh-oh I'm guessing blando isn't the guy that betrayed Han Solo and instead he was some kind of amazing serial poets what's up guys and welcome to my last time in job simulator that's right last episode we handed in a resignation at the office we quit the restaurant said goodbye to job bot and today as so long as I can get through this last a nightshift we should be good to go on vacation simulator you look like you should come with me honestly you need a little bit less liquid sleep when Becky eyes dot exe stops responding it's time to take a week or two off real dude just give us some thoughts okay you're more than welcome to come I know you don't want to stay here and clean up that bathroom or the puddle of unicorn jism or all the fairy birth how did you get in here don't I usually need to buzz people in or pull a ticket or something like that okay you want candy bar did you let him in how about you help me out and play a little game okay I'm gonna flip this coin and if it comes up jobbot then you have to buy me a candy bar as well because I could really use it okay I got like five hours left to my shift and coffees in short supply around here for some reason so I could use whatever pick-me-up I can get and would you look at that in jobbot We Trust I'll get our candy bars just a moment sir you'd be amazed how many customers fall for that every freaking time suckers one for you and one for me probably safe for humans they mean the candy bar or the wrapper because you can't really enjoy one without the other did you want anything else give me a giant lotto ticket a giant lotto ticket if you win the giant lotto does that increase your earnings is that a thing why have I never thought of this so if this ticket wins 8.1 million dollars and then we jumbo-sized it is it like 16 million dollars or is it a larger 8.1 million like the bills are physically bigger I don't really know how that works do you want help scratching it off by any chance cuz I do have a jumbo coin already that totally doesn't have two job bots on it maybe we can oh you know what I'm not gonna bother scratching it for you you see this one's still perfectly valid we'll just to pop that in there for you I mean I can take it do you want me to like throw it out or something for you there you go it's been recycled or not sploshy mark coupon half off sometimes valid when purchasing some things well it says coupon ripoff is the codes never notice that before and a thousand a thousand watts did it just charge him extra thousand dollars sure why not and yeah that'll be four thousand dollars oh you want me to press some buttons first okay sure yep that's a good one okay ink king thirty-two thousand dollars oh how quaint indeed I put jumbo money in the register Oh kind of okay yeah you do that he doesn't even realize he got ripped out of a candy bar he's just mad well would you look at this I say goodbye to job boss I quit and of course he goes on vacation before I to how does he get access to vacation simulator and the game is not even out yet see this is the thing tweak boss I've been doing this for a very long time I played a lot of job simulator but there's still a ton of stuff that I haven't seen and done there's so many little things they're just kind of out of sight out of mind like bland O's krispies krispies we've never used these before if you like them eat those krispies and they're crispy and goods uh-oh I'm guessing blando isn't the guy that betrayed Han Solo and instead he was some kind of amazing serial poets are these bland O's or krispies Krispies I'm so confused ingredients floor but sugar lutonium salt should we be selling this first ingredient floor that doesn't sound very healthy at all made with all-natural floor no nevermind it's good this is the kind of art that cannot go unnoticed weak lot okay we're gonna do a little something like this and that way anytime somebody comes into the store they can appreciate lando calrissian czars they're more down there I haven't really gone digging around what do you want jogging in the night in the rain did you see our posters we got them all over the place late night grab a bite burritos tasty trunks tasty chunks tasty chunks of what I didn't get filled in on the promotion okay don't worry about it sir can I have that headband by chance no that's actually your head whoops okay then I'm just gonna head over to the freezer get you a burrito and a firework we have seen these before there you go burrito did you want this cooked you want it frozen happy mm oh look there's the dough there there were the trikes just a little late-night convenience store humor for you sir I would never sell something to somebody that was happy hmm especially a burrito since I can just summon my own magic suitcase burrito but you not touch you you don't get to see okay you buy regular burrito and that's all you get $68 yeah so happy there we go welcome that's not what I wanted oh there we go oh no sir you forgot half your burrito ho why does this keep going uh is this gonna explode here you take it you take it it's just good enough today I learned unicorn jism isn't flammable what a guess Jesus how do people keep getting in here there's supposed to be a little like doodoo when people open the door can I just uh yeah yeah works for ketchup why doesn't it work for you uh hello you want to cash this in do we have 4.2 million dollars in the register because if we do I sure as hell I'm gonna take it yeah here's the thing I got like 25 cents and I'm pretty sure there's nothing in the register maybe there's something in the safe would they just have fat stacks of money do you remember the code to the safe cuz I don't little do people realize you can actually break into any safe in North America by using a simple store-bought Twinkie there you have it uh yeah we just got a lot of cheese Oh is this tie was a year this tie was a mouse that I'm not sure what the point of that is oh all right then I guess I just do something like that and then give you this you're welcome I guess this is coming on vacation with me just so you're aware I'm happy that we're on the same page it's already taking that discount candy bar how about you help me out and we play a little game I'm gonna flip this coin and if it comes of jail but you are gonna buy me a candy bar I could really use it okay I got like four and a half hours left of my job and there's a whole shortage supply I can't even do it again I tried so hard but I couldn't do it with a straight face Hey look at that wouldn't you know more candy bars for me do I need to close this I wonder nope closes itself that was also the Twinkies doing maybe I'll have one of these other ones of a nano blammo are they safe for humans let's check real quick ah GUI nano goodness tastes like science tastes like aluminum foil but that might be the wrapper as well okay here you go do you want anything else biggest magazine I can make did you want jobbot gloating about he's playing vacation simulator I'm not or did you want the kind of smutty you want this much everybody wants the smut let's be completely honest hot and steamy gadgets I wonder if they take off their protective outer coating and you can see their insides wouldn't that just be naughty can I even fit this in here you take goods goods perfect and you stay there what hold hold on a second yeah okay sure bye I got promoted good we need to talk because this is wrong it's my last day we've been over this and why am I on shift all week do you not understand what it means to quit this is ridiculous I can't I quit how I doomed to read krispies krispies forever it's good to see they have a little variety in this store no they haven't forgotten about humans of course they have whole chips bios healthy body o's but no no human wants to eat those these are generic human brand dapple Spreckels mmm sure is a flavor now with 20% bigger Spreckels ooh sparkles dappled sugar and cardboard wait are you supposed to eat the wrappers I thought it was just being sarcastic guaranteed to have all the new treats the growing humans need okay yeah well we'll supersize that this would be going on vacation with me to has that full F into discount I need to go to my next job I gotta get two jobs done in one episode I keep get screwing around with you and hello flushes no you know what go away sometimes you just gotta say no okay I don't wanna make a slushee next now a super-sized soda interests me I don't think I've ever seen this before and I'm really curious what happens if I give these a bit of a shake and then I just hand them to you I'm not gonna have to clean it up who cares you're gonna have to pay for that though we just take that back there you go you can have it now oh it's good for something all right that's good for recycling here you go you can just pick that up with Jim he's technically already been rung up and paid but I'm really curious can I just keep giving you more Oh where are they going okay yeah you could just pay your $16,000 thank you and then be gone just just watch the top of the door that signs that sheep always some way to break this game okay I gotta be done okay I gotta go school no no do not splash in sadness okay I will see you at the grift e-blue yeah that's the last one we got to do right I'll see you there in a few minutes you seriously finished off the entire coffee machine before I got here it's been like two minutes you look like you got something to say go on say it don't chug this okay great listen I need this but I don't need it that badly and it's good now I actually have something for us to listen to tonight I don't have a whole lot of work to do hear what I heard but there's actually a podcast on the radio that's made by some people that we should recognize oh it's only during the day it's over we missed it odd is disappointing apparently Dan Harmon's and Justin roiland did a podcast about cars and they just talk about random crap on the radio and it's kind of funny I think I heard it before but I didn't recognize it was them I wanted to listen to it again but I don't care enough to see jobbot okay just bring it in here stop at the kneecaps thank you now how can I screw your pardon I knew headlights okay we could do that and we will do that but first I need to fill this with something because that's something I've wanting to do for a while because the thing about this game is when you take an item it disappears pretty quickly you don't have a whole lot of time so maybe if I grab a lot of really big objects and stack them in there really quickly we could just get this from floor to roof no room and then see how your little cowboy poking self is gonna get out of here ah tires are perfect right these are huge we can just you're gonna make off like a bandit I think I tried this before with doughnuts but it didn't really work because like I said they kept despawning this is already kind of not working actually no it's working perfectly which is the which is the problem okay you know what maybe maybe that's the perfect amount we just gotta get that one no this is this is a problem this is a problem oh yeah you don't plan on using your break anytime soon oh yeah let's just drop it yeah that's gonna go well and that's gonna be about fifty five hundred dollars worth of tires you do that Oh that actually works I never realized the odometers in this car actually work like I can actually put it in a reverse hit the gas and the number is going down and I can rev it up and everything like that I'm curious what would happen if it hit zero but I think instead I'm just gonna put this guy's air conditioning on and then drop his car because I'm only one away from a hundred and fifty I never thought I would get this far sir I'm not gonna lie you owe me a lot of money I do know how to car thank you bring it over here big guy come on come on I know you want to give me a hug what your non-existent arms before I leave [Music] manager manager that has a nice ring to it I'm not gonna lie but I think at the same time you can shove this job right up your exhaust ports you know what I think that's gonna be it for job simulator guys and I'm not gonna lie I'm gonna be really sad to see it go no I've had a lot of fun playing this game this became a huge part of the channel and when you're watching my videos I know you come off like a lot of VR games are equal what job simulator is just steps above everything else like it's so smooth it runs flawlessly I've never had a crash or screw-up and every time I play it I just get incredibly immersed like I all only want to make like a 20 minute video what I'll end up recording for like two hours because I just lose track of time I'm having so much fun which is exactly why I'm looking forward to vacation simulator that's coming down a few weeks I am definitely gonna be playing a lot of that so keep an eye out on the channel for some vacation fun the things we're touching this video I hope you enjoyed and I'll see you time [Music]

Channel: CaptainSauce

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Length: 17min 56sec (1076 seconds)

Published: Thu Mar 21 2019