The Office moments that will probably be taught in history books

call Froggy 101 say that we're the tour manager for Justin Bieber and we're giving away free tickets we give him a number to call for the tickets and it's his number who is Justice Beaver it's a crime frighting Beaver you're Ali ler I'm Beyonce I Am Beyonce always not this time yes I am 6 months ago Karen filipelli sent me an email asked me out I said no because I was committed to our relationship well I hope you're still committed because I'm pregnant par well I managed my department and I've been doing that for several years now and God I've learned a lot of life lessons along the way your Department's just you right yes Jim but I am not easy to manage I'll K you this is the worst what's your blood typee oh negative universal donor universal donor I will go first when I discovered YouTube I didn't work for 5 days I did nothing are you serious where where where Dwight seems like you already know where our prices have never been lower you have to talk louder never been lower louder son but licker our prices have never been lower stop and I feel got in this Chili's tonight come on guys get out of here where are the turtles where are they sley barack's president you are black S I feel very blessed so what are you wearing this you look so pretty Bob Vance bought this perfume for me in Metropolitan Orlando it's made from real Pine who's bought B you have a lot to learn about this town sweetie do you have a question Kelly yeah I have a lot of questions number one how dare you I'm no God no God please no no no no Stanley we're do having a little bra alone Dam having a brainstorm session did I stutter I'm on the third day of my cleanse diet all I have to do is drink maple syrup lemon juice Canon pepper and water for all three meals um I just bought some bikinis online size two so look amazing it's Britney corporate need you to find the differences between this picture and this picture indel has told us there are at least seven okay I already see one give me okay they're the same picture could you scoot over you're on my dress I thought you're not supposed to wear white to a wedding I know but there was an emergency I look really good in white I love inside jokes love to be a part of one someday it's not personal I'm going to kill myself wow I'm going to kill myself and it's your fault oh my God okay it's happening everybody stay calm what's the procedure everyone what's the procedure stay calm calm down depression isn't that just a fancy word for feeling bummed out Dwight you ignor and I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs that's all I've ever wanted I don't care what they say about me I just want to eat you are the most selfish person I've ever met my slow down take it over Daryl filin is the most complicated man that I have ever met I mean who says exactly what they're thinking what kind of game is that what am I doing I am blowing Dodge I'm getting out of town whatever you call it I am running away from my responsibilities AR feels good what are your weaknesses I don't have any ass no question about it I am ready to get hurt again bears eat beets Bears beats Battlestar Galactica boy have you lost your mind cuz I'll help you found it say found it together we run a non-nonsense office shut up about the sun shut up about the sun why are you the way that you are honestly every time I try to do something fun or exciting you make it not that way I hate so much about the things that you choose to be did Michael just let anybody in his office yes he communication like come in I am aware of the effect I have on women you are disgusting you'll never find love are these people here too many people on this Earth we need a new plague I consider myself a good person but I'm going to try to make him cry now I have a boyfriend all right I hooked up with her on February 13th I declare bankruptcy would I rather be feared or loved um easy both I want people to be afraid of how much they love me Jan is about to have a baby with a sperm donor and Michael is preparing for the birth of a watermelon with Dwight now this baby will be related to Michael through delusion Joe McCarthy Richard Nixon St Baker television North Korea South Korea Maryland Monro Ryan started the fire I saved a life my own am I a hero I really can't say but yeah just tell him I'm like up for anything I mean I'm not a sled but who knows a truck Ed truck was the manager before me horrible he hated fun it was like oh Ed truck is walking toward us stop having fun start pretending to do work he has achieved a great deal in the last we no achievement is greater than his on again off again girlfriend what do you who am I I'm Kelly kapor the business it takes an advanc sense of humor I don't expect everybody to understand at least once a year I like to bring in some of my Kevin's famous chili the trick is to undercook the onions everybody is going to get to know each other in the pot that I'm serious about this stuff I'm up the night before pressing garlic and dicing whole tomatoes I toast my own anro chili it's a recipe passed down from Malone's for Generations it's probably the thing I do best why was he gone he was such a nice guy no he was not he was a total douche DOA do hello hi Michael's Scott paper company to see Mr DAV Wallace I believe we're expected well well well how the turntables I think Jim is messing with you oh really who is it who is it Michael who it's okay no no no no no no oh my God oh my God what is that the fire shooting at us I'm not superstitious but I'm I am a little stitious sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going I just hope I find it along the way like an improv conversation improvisation I'm prison Mike you know why they call me prison Mike do you really expect us to believe you're somebody else do you really expect me to not push you up against the wall Bach all right hey hey hey hey that's just the way we talk into clink been a lot of fun talk about prison today but I am here to scare you straight I am in ESC Street in prison you are somebody's oh and you you my friend would be the bell of the ball don't drop the soap don't drop the soap Michael please sorry I annoyed you with my friendship you know what imitation is the most sincere form of flattery so I thank you identity theft is not a joke Jim millions of families suffer every year so you don't even know my real name I'm the Lizard King should have burned this place down when I had a chance strike scream and run all right let's try it effect the final how did you oh oh I see what she did that is good wow that Carol is one smart cookie goodbye goodbye my friend [Music] [Applause] you okay now educate me why you won't fire the boy you don't have all the facts which are I love him oh God I am dead inside Angela where's Angela well there you are I didn't see you behind that grain of rice boom roasted Stanley you crush your wife during sex and your heart sucks boom boom roasted Oscar you are Oscar you're gay wow Andy Cornel call they think you suck and you're gayer than Oscar boom roasted boom roasted e

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Length: 13min 16sec (796 seconds)

Published: Tue Apr 16 2024