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well this is very exciting we are going to visit our accountant Ty Platt to see if we can afford a delivery guy we shouldn't just throw the word exciting around it cheapens the word it's like the word love how much can we afford to pay a delivery guy well if these numbers you gave me are correct they are correct sir then you can't afford to pay them anything a lame attempt at humor swinging a miss your prices are too low lowest in town why do you think Staples and Dunder Mifflin can't match your prices corporate greed look our pricing model is fine I reviewed the numbers myself over time with enough volume we become profitable yeah with the fixed cost pricing model that's correct yeah but you need to use a variable cost pricing model why don't you explain what that is so they can under yeah just explain what that is explain what you think that is okay just explain that as you sell more paper and your company grows so will your costs for example Delivery Man health care business expansion whatever yeah so at these prices the more paper you sell the less money you'll make our prices are the only thing keeping us in business they're actually putting you out of business Ty I would like you to Crunch those numbers again program there's no such thing just crunch them just crunch them please crunch did it help what is wrong with me am I just the biggest idiot in the world everything I touched turns to failure how could I possibly believe in this oh damn it oh [Music] problem is the same one that we've had from the beginning thank you Dwight Michael Scott paper company is a big problem we need a solution now would corporate approve a temporary price reduction for returning customers stupid yeah it makes us look weak I agree it just I say we fill Michael's office with bees my apiarist does me a favor oh this is a projections yeah there is a hive of bees outside the front door we kidnap the queen extract her alarm pheromones place them on a flushable wipe and put that in his bathroom the cheapest option is to make Michael an offer yes yes I was going to say the same thing we should buy him out ah you didn't oh man if only Michael had children that's he really apply the pressure who's wrong with you hey can I talk to you guys for a second we're not hiring Jim actually here for something else listen I can't make you laugh right now you know I love a good guessing game but why don't I just tell you what I'm here for turns out you guys have made a pretty big dent in the Dunder Mifflin sales well that's nice David Wallace has asked me to come down here and see if you would be interested in Dunder Mifflin buying you out seriously are you being serious are you bluffing Pam Jim what you don't understand is that this company's worst oh no we don't have it oh see I'm here to learn as little information as possible all I really need to hear is if you're an incredibly successful company would be receptive to a buyout uh just to reiterate none of us is going to say anything that might indicate we are going right right there is no way in hell that I am going to say that we're broke [Music] oh I'm really worried I'm gonna say it well well well how the turntables we are prepared to make you a very generous offer and we are prepared to reject that offer Michael you haven't even heard never except their first offer twelve thousand dollars are you kidding me that is insultingly low I don't even want to hear what your first offer was what do you hear yeah your company is four weeks old I know this business I know what suppliers are charging I know you can't be making very much money I don't know how your prices are so low but I know it can't keep up that way I'm sure you're scared probably in debt that's the best offer you're gonna get I'll see your situation and I'll raise you a situation your company is losing clients left and right you have a stockholder meeting coming up and you're going to have to explain to them why your most profitable branch is bleeding so they may be looking for a little change in the CFO so I don't think I need to wait out under Mifflin I think I just have to wait out you I want my old job back I want my old parking space back I want a Sebring I don't like him anymore and I want Charles gone I'm not firing Charles he's very valuable that's very kind of you to say David I need him gone no okay then I want Pam back oh you already have a new receptionist sales thank you Pam's not a salesperson yes she is at the Michael Scott paper company and it's Heyday that's right and Ryan cost Dunder Mifflin hundreds of thousands of dollars Michael Ryan David I don't care if Ryan murdered his entire family he is like a son to me your company cannot be worth that much our company is worth nothing that's the difference between you and I business isn't about money to me David if tomorrow my company goes under I will just start another paper company and then another and another and another I have no shortage of company names Michael that's one of them yes these are our demands this is what we want our balls are in your court he started his own company and now he's back who could it be I'll give you a hint he is a man a man you have missed with all your heart a man who has ruined all other men for you who is it it's Michael's God what I want to do right now is try something a little different I'm gonna throw it out there starting with this meeting I want you guys to run it I want you to say whatever you want take it away your meeting what are you doing if there is something that you would like to say is a group then by all means you may say it can you give us a hint when I needed salespeople for my new Paper Company everyone here turned their back on me am I going to ask them to beg for forgiveness no am I going to ask for a big crying apology no am I going to ask them to Slit their wrists for me no I just want a tiny microscopic version of that previously on 24 Michael Scott leaves his loyal friends of Dunder Mifflin to start his own paper company however his sales team doesn't believe in him and Against All Odds he goes off is a success and is bought out by Dunder Mifflin to only be re-teamed with the people who didn't believe in him next week on 24 what will you stop it stop it sorry do I sell the job here not important okay all right yes he deserves to know you have a job frankly you have a job because Ryan and Pam are starting with us as salesmen wait what how is that going to work it's going to work very smoothly because Pam and Ryan are bringing over a ton of clients from Michael Scott paper company and I mean the clients you stole from us yeah aren't we giving those clients back no you lost those clients I call fouls okay you were bought out so the company then bought out all of the stolen clients okay Dwight let me explain something to you I set the rules and you follow them blindly okay and if you have a problem with that then you can talk to our complaint department it's a trash can thank you all for coming now please everyone take a candle we don't have time for candles they think we're all in the bathroom skip the candles let's cut to the chase how annoying is this huh do you mean what's going on today or this meeting no obviously what's happening if the meeting is not annoying only certain people in it are annoying can I take one of these candles home we're in crisis mode here do you understand the two unqualified so-called sales people are being favored because they all failed together and frankly I'm not convinced that Michael and Pam didn't have a thing going while they were gone can I address that no you're too close Stanley how do you feel about those two taking your clients it's not right I don't like it he doesn't like it you don't take my clients away and give them to a secretary no offense Jim I think she's very pretty her face is okay but geez what what are you doing here I don't know I saw a crowd I thought there might be a dog get out I know why you look so classy I do well where is that bowl Michael's got Paper Company yeah I think you're going to want to cool it with that because it's starting to upset the other salesman okay well enough I will no no I'll talk to them when they all get back from the bathroom this is awkward to talk about but there may or may not be but definitely is a mutiny forming in the warehouse right now we want our clients back or we quit Michael who quits me and me me too you guys got to be kidding oh we got to be deadly serious we'll start our own paper company the shrut Bernard lap and Vance Stanley paper company I love it I love this idea and I fully support you as a matter of fact I'm going to give you some seed money there you go there's some seed money for you and there's some seed money for you and there's some seed money for you and you can take it no hard feelings but if you stay I want an apology and I want a big one you want us to apologize yes I do that's completely backwards it's front words Michael you thought you were attacking corporate but we were the ones who got hurt you should be apologizing to us that's right Michael you always said we were a family then you went after us no matter how I look at this I am in the wrong and I have looked at this thing like 100 different ways from my point of view from their point of view 98 others and no bottom line I'm in the wrong I'm the bad guy [Music]

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Id: J8QxOPJGFEs

Length: 11min 35sec (695 seconds)

Published: Sat Jun 24 2023