The Office being Relatable for 8 Minutes - The Office US

well i'm going through a little bit of a rough patch a whole year actually do i need to be liked absolutely not i like to be liked i enjoy being liked i have to be liked but it's not like this compulsive need to be liked like my need to be praised guess what i have flaws what are they oh i don't know i sing in the shower sometimes i spend too much time volunteering occasionally i'll hit somebody with my car so sue me i understand nothing i'm not superstitious but i'm i am a little stitches i got away with everything under the last boss and it wasn't good for me at all so i want guidance i want leadership but don't just like boss me around you know like lead me lead me when i'm in the mood to be led okay too many different words coming at me from too many different sentences you have plans yeah i do too i do too i do big plans i do yeah because you just said you want tonight i can't do it tonight no improv class i have improv class hanging out with my employees yeah oh that sounds like a lot of fun oh it's the best it is the best i would not miss it for the world but if something else came up i would definitely not go i am dead inside don't listen to your critics listen to your fans david here it is my philosophy is basically this and this is something that i live by and i always have and i always will don't ever for any reason do anything to anyone for any reason ever no matter what no matter where or who or who you are with or or where you are going or or where you've been ever for any reason whatsoever sometimes i'll start a sentence and i don't even know where it's going i just hope i find it along the way i wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them you're ali larter i'm beyonce i am beyonce always not in this time yes i am that's interesting wow it's a little early for ice cream it's never too early for ice cream gem if i don't have some kegs soon i might die why don't you just have an apple why don't you mind your business what am i doing i am blowing dodge i'm getting out of town whatever you call it i am running away from my responsibilities arm feels good that comes to 166.41 uh all right now you're the expert is this enough to get 20 people plastered 15 bottles of vodka yeah i should do it who could box it up i knew exactly what to do but in a much more real sense i had no idea what to do and i'm optimistic because every day i get a little more desperate and desperate situations yield the quickest results excuse me sir on the dunder mifflin a team excuse me sir i'm sure you're just checking your grinder account but you can't check smartphones during trivia it's against the rules okay i'm i'm turning it off okay you're not turning it off i won't i won't look at it sir i can't i can't not touch it okay then we're gonna have to take it away thank you thank you okay i can't i cannot have my phone i'm sorry i i want to be with my phone i would say i kind of have an unfair advantage because i watch reality dating shows like hawk and i learn i absorb information from the strategies of the winners and the losers actually i probably learn more from the losers okay where does it hurt just all over i don't want to do anything dying no that's not how it works you have to point to a specific part of the body right there abdomen menses maybe the uterus contracts after your egg passes through it not it i don't have eggs so when did this start about 10 minutes ago when i came in with the paperwork about 40 times a year michael gets really sick but has no symptoms dwight is always gravely concerned i miss dwight congratulations universe you win maybe we weren't right together but it's weird i'd rather she be alone than with somebody is that love that's about it yeah here's the sich two weeks ago i was in the worst relationship of my life she treated me poorly we didn't connect i was miserable now i'm in the best relationship of my life with the same woman love is a mystery hey honey how's your day going did you do anything cool uh no sweetie i just sort of hung out cause i saw i had shoes on so i didn't know if you did anything no just hanging out honey you remember michael oh hi sorry i was just in the neighborhood and thought i'd come by and say no problem at all this is great so what are you guys up to um i don't know uh maybe uh actually you know i think maybe we'll go outside hey maybe we'll go outside sorry it's just that before you said you didn't want any special treatment i don't want any special treatment pam i just want you to treat me like you would a family member who's undergone some sort of serious physical trauma i don't think that's too much to ask oh pam soda caffeine yeah just a little i have a lot to deal with today well if you don't have to do them meredith what are you doing i could be pregnant okay no oh my resolution was to get more attention pizza great equalizer i suppose summer had to end sometime it's sad though because i had a great summer i got west nile virus lost a ton of weight then i went back to the lake hey stepped on a piece of glass in the parking lot which hurt that got infected even though i peed on it saw inception or at least i dreamt i did oh my god okay it's happening everybody stay calm everyone what's the procedure calm down wikipedia is the best thing ever anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject so you know you are getting the best possible information i declare bankruptcy i do not apologize unless i think i'm wrong and if you don't like it you can leave i don't know what the best plan is pam oh god my mind is going a mile an hour that fast oh any man who says he totally understands women is a fool because they are [Music] understandable

Channel: The Office

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Id: uJqzHkEe0RE

Length: 8min 38sec (518 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 06 2021