The New Him And The Ladies Comps HD Vol.1

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it's a little bit<font color="#E5E5E5"> I met him a couple of</font> years<font color="#CCCCCC"> ago</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> at a dinner and I remember</font> just feeling so jealous<font color="#E5E5E5"> because</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> he looks</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">so much better in skirt than I did yeah</font> so we were just talking<font color="#CCCCCC"> try find it</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> hard</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">to believe in fact it's a lie</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> he didn't</font> I mean and he's my friend<font color="#CCCCCC"> I</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> love him</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">dearly</font> you know what his legs look<font color="#E5E5E5"> like - I</font> don't<font color="#CCCCCC"> think he I don't</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> think he has man</font> boobs though he's got<font color="#E5E5E5"> fur well</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> chesley</font> areas<font color="#E5E5E5"> what they absolutely enormous</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> no I</font> mean um you know<font color="#E5E5E5"> coming from you</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> that's a hell</font> of a thing<font color="#CCCCCC"> to say</font> he then emerged from<font color="#E5E5E5"> this pod and having</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">transferred</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> would you say yes there's a</font> portable<font color="#E5E5E5"> there's a boat I'll be there</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">listen the movies</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> gonna poured in it I'm</font> there well he came out of his pod and presented himself<font color="#E5E5E5"> to me and it wait wait</font> he<font color="#E5E5E5"> preserved</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> they press start on</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the on</font> the pod<font color="#CCCCCC"> yeah and and then he came out</font> and<font color="#CCCCCC"> he was</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> transformed into this kind of</font> Greek godly figure<font color="#CCCCCC"> um can</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you get these</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">pods on</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> together</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> oh yeah I'll look</font> into that yeah no you need that no I need a port trust me<font color="#CCCCCC"> yeah just</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> even a partial pod</font> for certain areas well yes but my family<font color="#E5E5E5"> from Kansas City</font> Missouri<font color="#CCCCCC"> that makes you American</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> at half</font> yes<font color="#E5E5E5"> half American</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> no I'm not sure which</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">heart well yeah</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> they're your</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> can guess</font> the <font color="#E5E5E5">oh look at all I mean really read a</font> aren't they so juvenile good lord<font color="#CCCCCC"> is</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> this your first talk</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> show</font> in<font color="#E5E5E5"> America</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> yes it is no well they're</font> better than<font color="#E5E5E5"> this most of them sorry well</font> you know we're done<font color="#E5E5E5"> already actually it</font> goes very quickly I know yeah<font color="#E5E5E5"> it's</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">already sad about</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> that I was kind of</font> enjoying<font color="#CCCCCC"> myself well I can't tell you</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">how many women</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> have said that</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">Haley</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> Atwell everybody were</font> we saw denzel's house<font color="#E5E5E5"> until</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Washington</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">again jail it like Oh Denzel McCafferty</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">alright you just</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you're just telling you</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">to put</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you're</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> just rich you don't give a</font> rat's ass that's good I like<font color="#CCCCCC"> a Sears</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> to</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">me you're lovely these I know these are</font> Valentino I just<font color="#CCCCCC"> got them</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> really</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> yes</font> Valentino's good right they're<font color="#E5E5E5"> brand new</font> look oh my god<font color="#CCCCCC"> oh</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> we get stickers on</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">Oh awesome</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">okay let me amateur is a</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> oh my</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> god</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> now</font> we're in the good part<font color="#CCCCCC"> Hollywood right</font> not that<font color="#CCCCCC"> part</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> right boy that part's a</font> good part to me<font color="#CCCCCC"> don't judge</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> this is</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">expensive shoes</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> no really so they're</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">doing this whole fashion show and okay</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">it's candy ladies and candy in one event</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">yeah I think I'm available</font> I tell you what by<font color="#E5E5E5"> switching a</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> little</font> bit I noticed like<font color="#E5E5E5"> are you lying</font> that means you're<font color="#E5E5E5"> lying have you said</font> anything though<font color="#CCCCCC"> it sometimes it twitches</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">with a Mon</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> my I'm lying to myself</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> with</font> my<font color="#CCCCCC"> own no it just means you're lying</font> what does it mean when<font color="#E5E5E5"> you're</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> a stroke</font> in the chair nothing it means the chair feels good <font color="#CCCCCC">yeah</font> are you take it with you<font color="#CCCCCC"> if you want</font> it's probably<font color="#CCCCCC"> about</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the same price</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> as</font> half of<font color="#E5E5E5"> one of those shoes no I that's</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">my favorite part</font> I never miss an episode of One<font color="#CCCCCC"> Tree Hill</font> as you know that's<font color="#E5E5E5"> just cuz</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you love me</font> I do<font color="#E5E5E5"> love you and I and I am astonished</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">that you're doing that</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> kind of stuff on</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">the CW network</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> we'll see does the ribbon</font> come off later in that<font color="#E5E5E5"> scene you'll have</font> to watch find out I<font color="#E5E5E5"> will I will watch to</font> find<font color="#E5E5E5"> out what very fancy isn't</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah</font> that's a do you<font color="#E5E5E5"> have trouble picking</font> things<font color="#E5E5E5"> right no it does it does cuz I'm</font> a big picker I could<font color="#E5E5E5"> never wear rings</font> like that<font color="#CCCCCC"> I've</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> got to get into</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> places</font> and<font color="#E5E5E5"> get them out like picker like pick</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">your face</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> or like but yeah sure pick my</font> face<font color="#CCCCCC"> my age if I could</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> pick my face</font> without<font color="#CCCCCC"> fake this one</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and I got stuck</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> in</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">Germany</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> yes</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> oh</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and not in a really</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> fun</font> part of<font color="#E5E5E5"> Germany I got stuck in</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> a place</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">called garmisch-partenkirchen oh I know</font> that it's<font color="#E5E5E5"> not made up my spare to use</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> -</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">huh it's nice near Pimpin fartin</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I</font> conceal a weapon and<font color="#CCCCCC"> this I mean not not</font> in this outfit<font color="#CCCCCC"> Rives gonna say this is a</font> small<font color="#E5E5E5"> derringer in here somewhere</font> you know like us<font color="#E5E5E5"> ladies like</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to carry</font> like<font color="#E5E5E5"> a great handbag you keep bagging</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">you can keep it in the bed I sometimes</font> carry a gun in my<font color="#CCCCCC"> back</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> really</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I I hear</font> you<font color="#E5E5E5"> like people handling your bag I said</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">earlier so</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah we're at a time we have</font> to we have to<font color="#CCCCCC"> go oh we</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> are yeah yeah</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">perfect that's why I did this yeah</font> that's the song I'm<font color="#E5E5E5"> not waving at your</font> boobies<font color="#E5E5E5"> I be</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> great they</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> waved back</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> no</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">that'd be awesome</font> I don't know how<font color="#CCCCCC"> to no</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I'm</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> not</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that</font> would<font color="#E5E5E5"> be</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you live on</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> 10 over 10 for</font> trying<font color="#CCCCCC"> that's</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> awesome you know I could</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">try I'll come up with something better</font> no make a plan<font color="#E5E5E5"> all right we're</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> a type</font> anyway um so yeah <font color="#CCCCCC">the neighbors everybody</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">can you crash</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> as you are so handsome</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">thank</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> very much indeed you're</font> welcome you at any time and I'm kind of <font color="#E5E5E5">just</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> this free-spirited</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you know fun</font> girl who's<font color="#E5E5E5"> just wants to have a good</font> time and what staying out with these <font color="#E5E5E5">guys and they're terrified</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> of her</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">are you are you</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> in your own life a</font> free-spirited fun girl that<font color="#E5E5E5"> just</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> moved</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">or anal then my</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> carrot oh yeah</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">yeah she just thought</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it would</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> be sweet</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">if I had well I think it's we and I like</font> that you've got it another man you can't see it right right<font color="#CCCCCC"> yeah I can't ever see</font> it<font color="#E5E5E5"> no maybe you want to keep this I</font> would like to have something<font color="#CCCCCC"> to refer</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> to</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">oh right then there's your notes you'll</font> be fine I'm sorry for kissing you<font color="#CCCCCC"> and</font> giving<font color="#E5E5E5"> you the swine swine flu twice</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">both sides no no you're gonna given me</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">the swine flu movie stars get swine flu</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">-</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> really more of</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> us than we know</font> really yes<font color="#CCCCCC"> does it take long</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> to incubate</font> in movie stars longer yes<font color="#CCCCCC"> really</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">who look by the way I want to show</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you</font> this why wouldn't<font color="#E5E5E5"> when did this happen</font> a while back<font color="#CCCCCC"> uh I got this done</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> because</font> I know your husband's in<font color="#CCCCCC"> love</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> so I have</font> one<font color="#CCCCCC"> very tiny one where</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I'd like</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to show</font> to you but can't<font color="#CCCCCC"> think this</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> room maybe</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">you should in the interests of</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> sure</font> you're the sad part<font color="#CCCCCC"> I'd like to show you</font> so I could<font color="#E5E5E5"> be all cool you know look I</font> have a tattoo<font color="#E5E5E5"> but it is so tiny in a</font> tiny<font color="#E5E5E5"> area that I'd be embarrassed</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> that</font> that area<font color="#CCCCCC"> is</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> so tiny that the</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> tattoo had</font> to be that tiny yeah and it's not<font color="#CCCCCC"> my but obviously what</font> could<font color="#E5E5E5"> you</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> do</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> when you're here</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> that's</font> true<font color="#CCCCCC"> I only do that</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> when you're here</font> with<font color="#CCCCCC"> me</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> like I can't</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> even do it</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> like you</font> have this position<font color="#CCCCCC"> yeah no I I do like</font> to do that but<font color="#CCCCCC"> I why I won't</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> talk</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> cuz</font> when your husband was<font color="#E5E5E5"> here he's got pay</font> up sucker<font color="#CCCCCC"> written</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> on his hand</font> yes he does<font color="#CCCCCC"> I</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> know</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> yeah</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> but when I got</font> the tattoo<font color="#CCCCCC"> bit there I want you to ask</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">your husband</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> about</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that's painful it's</font> unbelievable<font color="#CCCCCC"> the little spot I got</font> didn't feel a thing oh it's not why I thought it<font color="#E5E5E5"> was that no</font> I do<font color="#E5E5E5"> I think you're</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> thinking of that</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> is</font> it what your hat<font color="#E5E5E5"> if you were talking</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">about there is that</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> what you're</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> talking</font> I was told I would look<font color="#E5E5E5"> you either not</font> there<font color="#CCCCCC"> who</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> didn't specify</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> is it it's</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> not</font> sure it's above the<font color="#E5E5E5"> waist</font> exactly that's<font color="#CCCCCC"> like not before not know</font> I didn't show any guide to held most of it varied sadly I could hold most of<font color="#E5E5E5"> it</font> yeah it's been<font color="#E5E5E5"> said</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> boob seems</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> good</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it's</font> not<font color="#E5E5E5"> as like you know</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I got it on my</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">breast</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> on the left side of my brother's</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">gray nice sure you could see I'm not</font> gonna said that right<font color="#CCCCCC"> oh but you said</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">area and I went right</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to your area</font> but don't you know you<font color="#E5E5E5"> feel like when</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">you say area</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> like</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you say an area rug</font> it's a it's a I'm gonna<font color="#E5E5E5"> be in New</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Orleans well that</font> again<font color="#E5E5E5"> I use the food's great down</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> there</font> if<font color="#E5E5E5"> you get somebody</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> good feeling</font> somebody will be cooking<font color="#CCCCCC"> something</font> really good who will offer me some food was that just a<font color="#E5E5E5"> passive-aggressive</font> message to your husband<font color="#E5E5E5"> right</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> there</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">did terrible</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I'm sorry</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I have</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to correct</font> you again it doesn't<font color="#E5E5E5"> sound a bit like</font> that<font color="#E5E5E5"> when you said area and when you</font> said somebody will be cooking me stuff and<font color="#E5E5E5"> it'll be good I'm like what did you</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">I</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> know is that you're</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> taking things a</font> certain way and<font color="#CCCCCC"> I'm not</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> giving them that</font> way<font color="#CCCCCC"> I see no I think</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> this is</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the major</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">problem that</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> we have we being you</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> and I</font> yeah women<font color="#E5E5E5"> maybe you see yes I</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> hear yes</font> yes I listened there<font color="#E5E5E5"> you weren't</font> listening<font color="#CCCCCC"> maybe you heard I</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> like to</font> listen I tried<font color="#CCCCCC"> to listen then in my in</font> my<font color="#E5E5E5"> head I just keep hearing boobies area</font> can I ask you something yeah<font color="#E5E5E5"> you know</font> when you do your monologues<font color="#CCCCCC"> yeah</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">Michonne</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> she's sort of a</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> free-flow</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">you ever watched those back and you know</font> why<font color="#E5E5E5"> why all</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> these good people have come</font> today cuz they couldn't<font color="#CCCCCC"> get to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the prices</font> right<font color="#E5E5E5"> clearly I that I think is the real</font> secret<font color="#E5E5E5"> between men and women yeah see</font> that's that<font color="#E5E5E5"> is what I was saying</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> yes I</font> we don't understand<font color="#CCCCCC"> but</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> those like it</font>
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Channel: MrComps
Views: 1,033,494
Rating: 4.8331895 out of 5
Keywords: Craig Ferguson, Sandra Bullock, Sophia Bush, Eva Longoria, Hayley Atwell, Kaley Cuoco, Sexy, Funny, Interview
Id: kQYwBCq5C78
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Length: 11min 17sec (677 seconds)
Published: Wed Jan 22 2014
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πŸ‘οΈŽ︎ 29 πŸ‘€οΈŽ︎ u/Spreetard πŸ“…οΈŽ︎ Sep 23 2014 πŸ—«︎ replies
πŸ‘οΈŽ︎ 12 πŸ‘€οΈŽ︎ u/[deleted] πŸ“…οΈŽ︎ Sep 23 2014 πŸ—«︎ replies

So much game. Going to watch this regularly and study from the master.

πŸ‘οΈŽ︎ 7 πŸ‘€οΈŽ︎ u/WesTexGoodson πŸ“…οΈŽ︎ Sep 23 2014 πŸ—«︎ replies

I wish I was that smooth

πŸ‘οΈŽ︎ 12 πŸ‘€οΈŽ︎ u/[deleted] πŸ“…οΈŽ︎ Sep 22 2014 πŸ—«︎ replies

Yeah but at least my country has it's independence from the UK

πŸ‘οΈŽ︎ 28 πŸ‘€οΈŽ︎ u/humanroomba πŸ“…οΈŽ︎ Sep 23 2014 πŸ—«︎ replies

He's pretty much the master at flirting with anybody and everything that comes to his show.

πŸ‘οΈŽ︎ 6 πŸ‘€οΈŽ︎ u/An_American_God πŸ“…οΈŽ︎ Sep 23 2014 πŸ—«︎ replies

I watched every female guest episode of his I could find. He is a master at flirting but also just super cool and entertaining too.

πŸ‘οΈŽ︎ 2 πŸ‘€οΈŽ︎ u/sirgallium πŸ“…οΈŽ︎ Sep 23 2014 πŸ—«︎ replies

Really going to miss him

πŸ‘οΈŽ︎ 2 πŸ‘€οΈŽ︎ u/nigelmansell πŸ“…οΈŽ︎ Sep 23 2014 πŸ—«︎ replies

God I'm gonna miss this guy after he leaves. By far the best late night host on tv at the moment. His candidness and charm are unmatched.

πŸ‘οΈŽ︎ 2 πŸ‘€οΈŽ︎ u/ilovetheganj πŸ“…οΈŽ︎ Sep 23 2014 πŸ—«︎ replies
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