Extremely Awkward & Out of Control Flirting on Late Night Talk Shows

the way that I met Simon was they asked me to be a guest judge focus Conan to be so maybe you could be my teacher no no I could I have no idea what he's doing behind you he's beat me perfectly I try to be there and a you don't play up the glitter on your leg oh yeah uh and II don't Oh Donald Trump will kill both of us actually prior to my coming on the show I think my father made you promise to defend my honor and this is before you knew Andy would be on it with it and he never would have allowed you to come here happy no nanny who's here Andy you promised you would behavior I know I know you are you're my dad jokes the Melania does his era not unlike my father he's yes she sure helps my father's there as well but he does she does I didn't know that yeah Wow so she takes it very creamy a big went out Harris and sloppy care [Applause] I [Applause] [Music] and you like [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh all right the way that I met Simon was they asked me to be a guest judge focus Coenen to be yes that is so I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry hey Nicole ignored come on Brokaw it finally will be real here for inside speaking out who didn't think I was gonna look down there my god I just threw my neck out anyway you were saying have it zone will have a zone where I'm up here speaking of that I think women go actually crazy for for Simon moves as well you gesture down here but I don't know what you're doing how are you what do you like 23 years old hours yeah I'm trying to be you talking about this tribute I would make you feel oh so you know how you grasp it youth when you get a certain age I would my grass in it usually you're one of those women or when men look at you they can't quite figure out how it all goes together you know there's some women you can't imagine they will be down you go no I someday I got to see myself but that just me talking you want to throw something lady you want us to heal something what sure about something but I don't want to throw one of those videos thanks we'll think of something we'll get something ok well it's almost Halloween make some melons and pumpkins or something like that Mellors would be ok yeah yeah we have some big juicy melon girl now you follow this recall thing oh why did I didn't care that much about the election nobody really grabbed me sorry I Alaska this is true this is in the tabloid that you went streaking somewhere oh here that is bold up that report yeah was off Jung pal from James doesn't get enough stuff already you know Franco Street at some cool guys house you never seen anything like that Tom Johnny he didn't see me I was hoping you would but it is so what did you do with you did you run around the house well it was a bunch of girls we've been a bunch of groups yeah we had been out to Mexican rest at least feeling pretty good and we I would stand over some over Beverly Hills and hotel we went right by Tom Jones house and after about three or four margaritas I thought you know what we're right here in his yard I'll go straight through there and so I did and that was the story built the fans right after that the distribution but everything was just for fun you think I don't know if I can get them go and they climb up on me everyone once they start going [Applause] the my husband's gonna kick my head [Applause] save that tape for me later [Music] [Applause] Oh [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] Oh to our country is there any advice you could give them perhaps I mean you know these things like well there's there I mean he I mean he's pretty smart yeah Borat but he's also a quick learner yeah yeah I think you are I think you want to learn don't you yeah and so is throughout the stage nothing nothing what if you came to my house for dinner oh yeah I know you're going to teach him how to make a bed of Mary oh my gosh wouldn't that be fine well let's see what spring for tomorrow [Applause] [Music] [Applause] over there yeah hell cares yeah yeah you're very generous yes please he's all yours I will sell her to you yeah good how much may for her will do this is how this is on me yeah so anyway you listen man all I got was an apple and Cheerios a really big event yeah very much okay in a Kazakhstan we have a show where the man go on and make a sexy time position on the seven o'clock news yes he is called Gogol the club his most famous position is called the dog doggy style you have it here I think we do where the man stand like this and the dog stand like this tomatoes air okay so you can you can pull the this mattress cover we have to try not before you do that you have to make the bed first this is a band you can make the woman yeah whereas whether you attach the chain for the woman yeah how big a horse can you fit in this bed any size this is a simple bed because this has fitted sheets you know this is simple yeah and once you get it all layered if you want to have this nice foam to make it more comfort and sustain him nothing nothing man oh I am insane I don't you say oh I'm not going to get any help from poor at all he's not he's not in jail I hope to please okay all right why don't you go on that side yeah so what did you call me if you come with me okay okay what you gonna do I was just watching you with it pillows on you want me to tell pillows we have to get it ready so that we can open we can all get it why are we doing this Sophia because then you can tear it apart afterward but this is boring let's have fun certain things I want to hand me that shoot down by the sheet here he loves making Hospital corners do you know what that is I'm a hospital corpsman off jános right now sure yeah you want so we should no no go ahead no problem no cue man okay little pinkies turn to them have you had two men hot no how do you know it's Kiki you said it likes to appeal like not-so-nice and then you give me the quill cool well yeah that's a filler here why don't you get into the bed why don't you welcome okay that's it now here onl so you know you what are you doing what do you want what are you doing are you taking your underpants off my next guest is a beautiful actress who will be a guest starring on Chicago Fire which airs Wednesday nights on what is it NBC NBC lovely sarah shahi everybody sarah's right stop yes Sarah a lot of people at home will be wondering why you didn't do the talk-show walk across from there over there and then everyone can look at your legs which I'm doing that why why why did you know um walk across you have a store food I I do I do i I did this marathon over the weekend for your judgment love jazz love blues and I heard you play a mouth organ that I want you to blow a little bit later I also play the harmonica no yeah you really oughtta fight of judge yeah no I am I did this I did this movie in New Orleans last summer and I got really into the blues and every night we went out to a different jazz blues bar and the harmonica just really kind of just got into my blood yeah it's good do you play yourself and I know I just got one though and I want to learn so maybe you could be my teacher no no I K maybe I could yes the doctor told me to elevate it so here we go No this is the Late Late Show right it is now it is now I like your dress very sparkly you know what some girls are just for with more glitter oh there's a horse in the corner the work look like we doing something else is very late lately oh yeah we wrote time do you want a piece of fruit I would love a piece of fruit what do you fancy a banana okay there you are at leans a bit to one side but you'll be all right [Applause] [Music]

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Id: gpST3RcbRjg

Length: 13min 31sec (811 seconds)

Published: Thu Apr 13 2017