The New Him And The Ladies Comps HD Vol.2

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and I have<font color="#E5E5E5"> one this is ninja fight -</font> yeah<font color="#E5E5E5"> dear one that says</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> gentle rash I</font> didn't get<font color="#E5E5E5"> that one</font> no I might know someone who<font color="#E5E5E5"> would one</font> Craig<font color="#CCCCCC"> well I you know I've been wearing</font> very tight pants look if you're<font color="#E5E5E5"> easily</font> offended now would be the time<font color="#CCCCCC"> at watch</font> Jimmy<font color="#E5E5E5"> foul and he's a great cat it's a</font> good show looking I can see my own <font color="#CCCCCC">peepee hey why are you looking I'm</font> looking<font color="#CCCCCC"> into their souls Kristen</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> workout</font> and<font color="#E5E5E5"> do all that</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> stuff you</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> do what you do</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">I do yoga</font> oh no Spokane<font color="#E5E5E5"> - Yoga Kundalini Yoga</font> I like the Kundalini<font color="#E5E5E5"> do you do you know</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">it do you know what Kundalini is oh yes</font> I do oh I'm I do Kundalini is<font color="#E5E5E5"> the one you do</font> for a very<font color="#CCCCCC"> long time</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> isn't it</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">you hold the pause and get daleney for a</font> very long time<font color="#CCCCCC"> you always have</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> to go</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">longer</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> than they think</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> they're gonna</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">have</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to go</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> over they wouldn't leave it</font> I need your Breath of Fire Breath of Fire yeah I do that you<font color="#E5E5E5"> do not always</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">with doubt never mind</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> haha</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> hey</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I'm good</font> in that<font color="#E5E5E5"> and that</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> yoga and drips and it</font> just<font color="#E5E5E5"> feels kind of dirty in the</font> classroom <font color="#E5E5E5">good yeah it's a yeah does it sounds</font> kind of<font color="#E5E5E5"> great I love your dress look at</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">you yeah that's very is that some kind</font> of suede<font color="#CCCCCC"> I have no idea what it</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> is looks</font> like some<font color="#E5E5E5"> kind of you</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> know</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> like a lovely</font> couch material<font color="#CCCCCC"> what a</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> pattern can I pet</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">it did we have a</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> neutral you don't</font> really have a new<font color="#E5E5E5"> jewellary I can't know</font> now<font color="#CCCCCC"> that neutral trust me</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I know I'll</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">just</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> have to say that it</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> looks</font> sensational<font color="#CCCCCC"> look great it was a bunch of</font> girls<font color="#E5E5E5"> and we actually had one guy</font> roommate that<font color="#E5E5E5"> we lived with gay ah no he</font> went my head he has his<font color="#CCCCCC"> dad but</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> it was</font> funny because he would have<font color="#E5E5E5"> you know</font> girls he would have like a<font color="#CCCCCC"> one-night</font> stand<font color="#E5E5E5"> and have a girl spend the night</font> and<font color="#E5E5E5"> then um when she would leave in the</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">morning</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">it was horrible for</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> her because we would</font> all stand at the window as she walked away and<font color="#E5E5E5"> did the walk of shame</font> and go<font color="#E5E5E5"> like this</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> what's</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that you know</font> like like when you're<font color="#CCCCCC"> dancing you hit</font> the booty I'm sorry I<font color="#E5E5E5"> dance like this</font> do<font color="#E5E5E5"> you do all that</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to go to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the dance</font> clubs<font color="#CCCCCC"> goda</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> uh-huh uh-huh</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> but people you</font> don't know<font color="#CCCCCC"> I mean I don't</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> make that</font> noise<font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah</font> why not that's what you do it<font color="#CCCCCC"> yeah but</font> there's a<font color="#E5E5E5"> lot of booty shaking involved</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">are you guys would you go out to clubs</font> you take cocaine<font color="#E5E5E5"> and not gonna be I</font> think<font color="#CCCCCC"> my publicist would</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> be really angry</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">if I answer that all right</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> would you</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">like to listen to when you're done</font> something<font color="#E5E5E5"> um like hip-hop or yeah look</font> at<font color="#CCCCCC"> you I</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I like like old-school hip-hop</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">really I'm the</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Blitz old-school hip-hop</font> like you like do you<font color="#CCCCCC"> need</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> to do and all</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">that kind of stuff</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> No</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">forty-eight</font> do you have any do<font color="#E5E5E5"> you have any</font> appliances right<font color="#E5E5E5"> at the house that are</font> intelligent<font color="#CCCCCC"> like Jeff I think you know</font> what I'm saying<font color="#CCCCCC"> I do okay I do</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and I</font> love<font color="#E5E5E5"> it</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> cumberly Baxter</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you ready yes</font> well you got a<font color="#CCCCCC"> sucker</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> blow just I need</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">to know for I need to know for which key</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">you know suck is a slightly different</font> key than<font color="#E5E5E5"> blow but yeah not</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> even</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> close</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">Angela</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you all</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> here</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> Harvick</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> ah no</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> really</font> does it there's a concern<font color="#CCCCCC"> of yours</font> testicle<font color="#E5E5E5"> size meat well it should be</font> shouldn't<font color="#E5E5E5"> it</font> everyone should worry about<font color="#E5E5E5"> these</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> things</font> because<font color="#CCCCCC"> dr. Oz says</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> but it means you're</font> healthy if it's a good seller<font color="#E5E5E5"> I don't</font> know that you necessarily<font color="#E5E5E5"> cuz of the</font> click of<font color="#CCCCCC"> the clasp that whole thing it</font> worries me<font color="#CCCCCC"> well what worries</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you that</font> sounds that<font color="#E5E5E5"> it makes click</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> come</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> on</font> oh no they<font color="#CCCCCC"> don't make much of a noise</font> well at least they shouldn't but<font color="#E5E5E5"> if they</font> do<font color="#E5E5E5"> you mean if they make a noise then</font> maybe your<font color="#CCCCCC"> gentleman's friends older</font> than he's<font color="#CCCCCC"> telling you</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> mine are making a</font> noise right<font color="#CCCCCC"> now Oh</font> it's a bit rusty but<font color="#E5E5E5"> it's okay I'm just</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">kidding</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> with you though you can take a</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">joke I know okay</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> okay</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">no when it comes to my avocado</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> okay</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah</font> I listen<font color="#CCCCCC"> I I look at women's asses a law</font> I like fine looking behind I'm telling no okay<font color="#CCCCCC"> come on okay mine wasn't</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> it's</font> not<font color="#CCCCCC"> Jane come on halo I mean that's</font> that's a tough<font color="#E5E5E5"> act to follow</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">you know why once was a Hollywood event</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">and it was a good year yeah the last</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">time away and I was sitting</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> in a seat</font> and<font color="#E5E5E5"> she it was like in the theater and</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">she had to pass</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> me I had to stop and</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it</font> went right by right in your face<font color="#E5E5E5"> I was</font> like in my<font color="#E5E5E5"> head going by it wet dad dad</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">knock your</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> nose dirty I wish it huh</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I</font> imagine a<font color="#E5E5E5"> box in my head but I</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> don't</font> know what's in it only Jeff knows what's in<font color="#E5E5E5"> the box</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> okay</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you try and guess what's</font> in it if you're right you'll tell you if you're<font color="#E5E5E5"> wrong you have to pay a</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> four feet</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">what what's that mean means that</font> something sexy happens to you<font color="#E5E5E5"> do me or</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">what with you hey and then the but I</font> guess not my answer this<font color="#E5E5E5"> is adorable</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">doesn't I was thinking yeah I</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> got it</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> but</font> if I were gonna answer it yeah<font color="#E5E5E5"> for real</font> I<font color="#E5E5E5"> would say that it no well Lauren I</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">have to tell you I've known you for a</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">number</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> of years now and</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you've always</font> looked<font color="#E5E5E5"> good but tonight for some reason</font> you look better<font color="#E5E5E5"> than ever you're now yes</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">your your dress is stripy</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> and your</font> hair<font color="#CCCCCC"> has a certain poofiness about</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">your hair has a certain</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> poofiness</font> I know it's kind of<font color="#E5E5E5"> weirdly look</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it'll</font> come off<font color="#E5E5E5"> if I do that I like it I think</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">it</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> looks cute</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I think you just think I</font> look cute because my dress is sharp <font color="#E5E5E5">charges you people</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to into a shirt</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> yes</font> you're under that<font color="#E5E5E5"> little sharks glasses</font> no I don't know we won don't you know it's just a shorty<font color="#E5E5E5"> gadget</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">sarva like a wee short person coming</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> up</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">yeah I took a wee shark person's dress</font> but I'm very tall<font color="#CCCCCC"> I</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> put it on and then</font> it<font color="#E5E5E5"> was we shark</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> like it</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you can see</font> lots of<font color="#CCCCCC"> totes</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> of your pet you can't see</font> any of<font color="#E5E5E5"> the bed yeah</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I can't even legal</font> you can't you're not<font color="#E5E5E5"> allowed to seen any</font> of<font color="#CCCCCC"> that now but</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> now I have to move</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> and</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">fit</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> like</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> this wow I've know gazing at</font> parks of you<font color="#E5E5E5"> I am</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> a</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> little bit yeah yeah</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">I'm totally</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> checking you out</font> thanks yeah well<font color="#E5E5E5"> I mean that's you know</font> why you do it<font color="#E5E5E5"> wouldn't hey wait you</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> just</font> blew right<font color="#CCCCCC"> past is not exactly the kind</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">of stripper</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I'd be like you</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> guys don't</font> really want<font color="#CCCCCC"> to I don't you want to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> talk</font> or<font color="#CCCCCC"> something I just</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> be like</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> wouldn't</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">have the the like you know um whatever</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">weird guts you have to have to be like</font> look at this y'all yeah like I can't do that that was good I feel like we're gonna<font color="#E5E5E5"> make out oh yeah</font> just check out your problem yeah<font color="#E5E5E5"> it's</font> only<font color="#E5E5E5"> got</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> one ball</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Viking player</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">what do you what would</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you need to</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Casey</font> run to the vacuum<font color="#E5E5E5"> run car nurses is that</font> what they call<font color="#CCCCCC"> it these days</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> really do</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">you eat what why are you</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> looking at my</font> hair you<font color="#E5E5E5"> look at exactly it's not just</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">about a</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> haircut you're freaking me</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> out</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I</font> know I<font color="#E5E5E5"> feel like there's a piece</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it's a</font> little bit long though<font color="#CCCCCC"> well let's get</font> some<font color="#CCCCCC"> scissors like right here wait I</font> don't<font color="#CCCCCC"> know this piece is</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> kind of under</font> maybe<font color="#E5E5E5"> it's just not photos my eyebrow</font> sir it smells fantastic though look at<font color="#E5E5E5"> the</font> very tropical yeah that's me yeah it's good you<font color="#E5E5E5"> don't</font> you know<font color="#E5E5E5"> you probably minced up before</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">because</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you smell this I</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> smell funny</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it</font> smell nice I just<font color="#E5E5E5"> you</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> know you saved me are you</font> saying the opposite of what's true<font color="#E5E5E5"> cuz I</font> smell funny no I'm saying<font color="#CCCCCC"> exactly what's true do</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you</font> ever have to kiss a guy in a<font color="#CCCCCC"> movie and</font> go oh good lord <font color="#CCCCCC">oh</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> no never -</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> think it probably</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">happens a lot because most of the time</font> when you're kissing someone<font color="#CCCCCC"> you know</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">they're you know they're right</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> so you're</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">just doing</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it for work and being paid oh</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">oh that doesn't</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> sound good</font> I mean pays it<font color="#E5E5E5"> what the big time</font> even yeah<font color="#CCCCCC"> cross the</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> dead</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> zone got bad</font> what do you mean<font color="#E5E5E5"> even true</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I want you to</font> give me a<font color="#CCCCCC"> snake I'll give you a snake</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">Cup young lady yeah</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">Danny Craig dartie I said</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> it give you a</font> snake open you will receive one<font color="#E5E5E5"> and you</font> will enjoy<font color="#CCCCCC"> it yeah you would</font> it's a really really fun foam in Utah <font color="#CCCCCC">you're been to Utah yeah yeah yeah do</font> not like you talk I loved it I got a snake<font color="#CCCCCC"> up when I was in</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> Utah</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> is that</font> where you got no this is<font color="#E5E5E5"> from New Mexico</font> I'm talking<font color="#CCCCCC"> about</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> a different kind of</font> snake<font color="#E5E5E5"> up I'll go one of them in Utah</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> got</font> the one<font color="#E5E5E5"> you're gonna give me later yeah</font> sweet yeah<font color="#E5E5E5"> you'll like it</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I bet I will</font> yeah yeah yeah hmm<font color="#E5E5E5"> what else</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> do you want to talk about</font> ever been fishing you never go fishing<font color="#CCCCCC"> that</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> depends on</font> what you mean<font color="#E5E5E5"> by</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> food no actively</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">questioned in Utah there's fishing</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">could go fishing</font> have you been<font color="#CCCCCC"> no but</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you could and have</font> a movie made about myself<font color="#CCCCCC"> but what's the</font> movie<font color="#CCCCCC"> gonna be about some chick with two</font> arms who cares about<font color="#CCCCCC"> that</font> it'll be about<font color="#E5E5E5"> some chick</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> with a snake</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">cup yeah but that's not a type of movie</font> you want people<font color="#E5E5E5"> to see or is it no I</font> find<font color="#E5E5E5"> it very difficult to</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> talk to you</font> is it the shoulder<font color="#E5E5E5"> no it's not the</font> shoulder well the shoulders part of it what's the other<font color="#E5E5E5"> part all the</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> other</font> parts yeah you can have a drink over <font color="#E5E5E5">good put your hands in the snake and</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">then drink up this is the side</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you drink</font> out<font color="#CCCCCC"> of right that's</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> state I drink oh</font> look you<font color="#E5E5E5"> can have another drink if you</font> want because now it's<font color="#CCCCCC"> like you and I have</font> kissed<font color="#E5E5E5"> before you even have the</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> chance</font> to<font color="#CCCCCC"> kiss Morgan Freeman only if I drank</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">but then would we have</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> cast</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> drink gotta</font> just do it you gotta do<font color="#E5E5E5"> that's that yeah</font>
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Channel: MrComps
Views: 2,276,144
Rating: 4.7890434 out of 5
Keywords: Craig ferguson, Kate mara, Kristen Bell, Compilation, Hot, Sexy, Scarlett Johansson, Amy Smart, Bianca kajlich, Elizabeth Banks, Lauren Graham, Zooey Deschanel
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Length: 12min 46sec (766 seconds)
Published: Fri Feb 21 2014
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