Dream and Technoblade arguing for 5 minutes straight

okay listen cringe therapy but spelt wrong it's a hard word to spell no it's you are an english major i dropped out of college because minecraft was the only thing i had the intellectual capacity for listen there's a picture of tommy and wilbur on the wall that could that could be anyone's picture that could be anyone's ugly house ugly cobblestone tower that was naturally generated it was always there it was always their dream check your mcc scores they stay lacking i'm ahead of you on mcc what are you doing i'm in second place overall your name ain't pizza you wait more than you finish ahead of me check them out check the average oh my god actually do you even have a house i've never seen you in a house i don't you have a house but it's very very far from here do you like are you homeless is this like you just don't want to admit that you don't have a house i'm not homeless i do have a house do you sleep outside dream i have a i don't even sleep but i do have proof prove you have a house bring me to it no i'm not gonna take you to my house dude this guy doesn't have a house he's he owns the minecraft he owns the minecraft server and he never built a house because all he does is show up ominously on people's screams far away oh yeah you wouldn't know my house it goes to another school it goes to another school technically i'm leaving what the hell is wrong i'm gonna follow you to your house though hey you i will remind you that in the story of theseus did you do you know do you know how he dies oh yeah he gets like heated off of a cliff by some guy by what guy bro i don't remember this one is this class some some like king he gets he gets eated off of the cliff by the guy who was the king of the island that he took refuge on after exile now i'm not pointing this out for any particular you don't know his name either do you no i don't know his name yeah that's what i thought i wouldn't say yeah that's what i thought but still but still as long as i know where tommy is which i do yeah yeah oh yeah whereas i might i might come in here at any point but where is he right now okay well i have no idea where he is but yeah that's what i thought that's what i thought he's logged out he could be anywhere he could be anywhere he's around here yeah get out of here get away from us yeah go back to your cardboard box it might start raining soon it might start raining yes with a cardboard it's like two by two blocks i have a it's a okay you'll see let me just read these signs again bella butt again you look at me i'm a businessman i'm a businessman dream all right it's a sky block it's a sky block reference pig foot it gives plus one foot it gives plus one speed oh why would tommy didn't sell his foot anyways am i right yeah i don't know bill's conservative cobblestone tower of power oh we got that we got that one checked off we can just remove that sign upgrade weapons you have full netherright i actually just added mendon to my pickaxe today so i guess we can just chalk that one off get technoblade's weapons how could how could you write get technoblade's weapons dude i speak in the third person all the time haven't you heard my key phrase technoblade never dies i say it all the time dream is that like a dream stan or something imagine naming yourself after dream cringe cringe oh my god dude jk i have a house okay sure it's like my house is the biggest house on the server i believe you man i believe everyone believes you everyone believes i promise i'm actually i'm not even kidding it's a huge it's like you use redstone i believe you man the the redstone the amazing redstone house that's just that's just never been witnessed before but trust me it's real i believe well okay yeah you're right it's right because why would i see i keep my house secret because then nobody can come and pillage it and barge into my house i completely believe you dream it's okay we're on we're on the same page yeah we're on the same page you have a house absolutely it's the hugest house nobody's seen a house to start your streams house i believe you thank you i believe you okay i don't anonymous fan welcome new channel member what the hell is wrong they just they just keep okay okay i just caught up i just caught up it's fine there's no more what the hell is wrong with you that that was that was my brother man you can't take my time technoblade oh i'm sorry i'm wasting your time dream i'm sorry well i'm live you know so really i'm wasting 211 000 people's times that's kind of how my content works

Channel: canary

Views: 3,243,639

Keywords: Dream and Technoblade, dream smp, dream, technoblade, technoblade dream smp, rivals, dream and technoblade moments

Id: U8kFu8UrU9w

Length: 5min 5sec (305 seconds)

Published: Thu Jan 28 2021