THE KAISER RETURNS TO CONQUER THE WORLD AS AUSTRIA! TOMMY ROLEPLAYS AS THE KAISER! - HOI4 MP RP

so [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] i welcome the great people of the austrian nation today for this quest that we are on in the chuck start with kaiserschmann it's gonna start in the multiplayer roleplay world of iron game and we will make sure that the people of austria will be represented greatly [Music] follow me into a dead channel into new content into the reformation put the music down and listen to the holy word of the pope himself tomatoes who is hosting the game everyone aka only the subs because none subs [ __ ] you okay there's no there's no place in my empire of the sun for you you need to open your game the road to 56 the spot mod and player-led peace conference and then you click play you are very close already joining the greatest of empires the list of the country points right here holy [ __ ] that's actually oh [ __ ] this is like high iq now man oh okay you actually need a brain now so guys you can only form factions that have an overall value of five oh [ __ ] there's already 45 people and everybody is [ __ ] around me who's my cardbox hey what a day and it started it is time for zavino welcome gentlemen welcome to the journey of the ginger kaiser the reason we during austria today is that you guys told me and showed me that austria has an insane focus tree i think i've never played austria on the stream not even once i don't think anyone is doing content for austria nobody ever plays it just because it doesn't have a focus tree i feel like the beer is [ __ ] my body man so gentlemen let's get right into it and make the german the austrian it's all the same people the same don't forget in role play games you the chat represents the people of sanation that means chad austria is weaker than hungary by the way just i know i don't know you guys are the people of austria i will like try to listen to you even though i'm a king like i don't give a [ __ ] but you are the people of austria you can like kill i feel like we should [ __ ] win man and then i might think about it you know gentlemen it is time for austria to rise once more we will do a training division that is for sure i know i'm a weak country but i will turn it into greatness this is actually gonna be super hard man i'm not gonna lie man this is actually gonna be super hard uh i have five sips focus three in the second i have four research slots that is that's an oof that's an uffi okay we're gonna go into uh this [ __ ] and we are gonna go into building slots obviously in such a small day gentlemen gentlemen gentlemen we are on it okay let's get the free steps first what a crazy focus stream i need a lot of friends otherwise i will get [ __ ] against hungary if i don't take hungary this whole game is [ __ ] useless so let's look for friends we're going to look for friends first of all we look for this guy great france the austrian austrian people are looking for european friends to ensure the reinstallation of our greatest kingdom okay we influence france there you go music too loud calm down watching compromise or repeal the abolition of nobility propose the up defense pact reinstate the habsburg family uh well i want to go down here right but i'm still not really getting it so we're gonna take the left one for kaiser and fatherland we're gonna take the left one then austrian compromise the kaiser was the first visitor to the throne room mister mister finland mr finland mister with your finland yeah [Music] yes welcome sweet leader of democratic finland what brings you to vienna today oh uh i'm scared of russia how the [ __ ] are the austrian people gonna help you with that sir well you're also scared of germany right but i have good relations with germany so it's like the second of january man are you already yeah yeah you bros with germany i am later see you later okay we already know that the that the king of finland is maybe a bit [ __ ] let's sir am i getting this right you are from hanoi vietnam sir yes sir what brought you all the way to vienna why the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] you doing in vienna man that's a long trip i you know sir just stealing some western [ __ ] you're stealing sir sir i'm asking you to leave get the [ __ ] out yes sir the vietnamese are in vienna what the hell is this gentlemen before we take new visitors we have to talk to mustache man we have to talk to one of our own people mr adolf hitler we need to talk to him mr adolf hitler your home country seeks audience with you if you want angelos that's not good that's not good gentlemen we are inviting the next visitor i just got a message that the king of france himself read willy won the biggest artist of the tommy kate channel is now in the throne hello sir mr sauro long time no see long time yes yes uh so i was thinking that we could put our past behind us and move forward into a new era where our countries will be uh unified as catholics in this time of secularism and protestantism in europe mr zelda what do you say to this i understand your business last i checked you were democracy i was a fascist country but i understand where you're going with this i understand we uh there is a slight possibility that in the future uh the true king of france uh of the bonapartis line reintroduced yes uh it's just a slight possibility and that is a very sacred state secret so please do not tell anyone i will not tell anyone obviously uh uh my most distinguished guest would you swear to uh pinky swear on this secret i'm swearing to keep this secret but at this point at this moment in time i cannot guarantee you any alliances guarantees no no no no alliance but please just do not tell anyone yes i would very much appreciate it if you could use your pinky in order to swear for this is it like a french thing you and your pinkies let's let's do it okay okay all right i'll use your dick i use my pinky to to swear case i swear okay thank you but mr once again i would like to say that all catholic nations he's french he's french are in the interests of france and we also have more options oh yeah thank you very much it is very it's very big of you to to um to say that to saying that the treaty of versailles was was not okay well it wasn't the treaty of versailles another one but i forget what the name was we will talk again see you next time brother that's a boring fella holy [ __ ] hell hitler hello hey hello am i speaking to jeremy elster yes how did you get in here sir the door was closed i came through the window are you like one of these poku where are you from like where the [ __ ] are you from i am from germany oh here hitler you just came through oh you are you are fit little family yes they call me outside mr mr hitler it is a great um such a great grandfather's head yes thank you mr hitler i got to be very careful with my phrasing here my wife is listening mr hitler it's it's good to have you in vienna your home country welcomes you mr hitler austria recognizes you as the greatest statesman of europe so obviously there's nothing happening in europe without your approval isn't that right may i call you adi yes of course you can call me thank you mr hitler we believe that the great the great disappointment of the treaty of versailles has hurt us deeply you me the ottomans it sucks quarter yeah please call me cochin crummy cochin i'm i'm not really good with the nickname so i stay to the normal name if that's okay oh german efficiency i very much apologize there's a reason you're germany and austria sir mister you can call me adi no problem hey you want to see my dog later anyway um okay sir um we have urgent matters to discuss obviously listen this is very secret information mr hitler the people of austria demand the reinvocation the reinstallation of the greatest of all kingdoms the kingdom of austin hungary your past ally in the great war thank you james thank you man obviously this goal cannot be reached without a powerful ally helping us in this ambition [Music] this is why i invited you here today to vienna well you see i have past experience and i've been i'm having a hard time with the austrian hungarian time you know they've not let me join the army and since that day i don't have any interest of helping the austria i'm guarana yes mr hitler it's how about you drink a beer take your beer take your beer mr hitler the past crimes of austria hunger towards you are not the crimes of their future king we are your home country we want you to prosper in your name mr hitler we we need your support in the upcoming we shall support you unless there is no violence [Music] which means no unification with the hungarians in our home for away [Music] mr mr thank you thank you for coming sir no phone a few moments later this is a secret message hello haircurt i august van maksen i'm trying to overthrow the german government i'm assured to seek help from austria is that true okay [Music] see red [Music] us tree yah will fully support uh monnar kissed up rising against the fascist scum yeah nobody can [ __ ] read that gg [ __ ] man this is not looking good who okay who's in the lobby hello sorry man okay this is a this is a secret spot in salzburg wilhelm how how are you doing how are they treating you in germany well you know they've put me in some kind of room with markets save now wilhelm welcome to welcome to salzburg we heard of your ambition to have an uprising in germany to reinstate the crown and i already told you in the secret letter that we fully support that ambition of yours yes mr wilhelm why did you come here what is it you want to talk about that we didn't already talk about in the letters you see this simpler guy he's only taken over because he thought he was the true hero for we all know it's not true yes yes he seems like a woman yes so after markson has told me what she has told you about it that he seeks to actually not do the road modification of australian gary i thought we should talk about it that you should actually deserve it don't you think wilhelm and that is exactly why austria supports you regaining the lead in berlin sir all right thank you [Music] where are you going leave these women alone william come here yes yes when the time comes our support will be yours thank you i have urgent business to attend to sir i need to go thank you sir it seems there's a monarchist uprising planned in germany which will be gratefully accepted by the austrian people guards of vienna a legendary name for legendary army we now propose the oak defense pact to the italians and we have been guaranteed by italy while we guaranteed italy themselves we will now keep going into the repeal ban of political parties i have a poop attack i have a big poop attack and you guys are like the lobby that's influencing the kaiser oh oh suckable as he said the kaiser william the third has rose up assassinated hitler and is now fighting heinrich schemner as fascists all around europe of dying wait that's yeah we have a war between bulgaria and napoleon the sixth duty even is called napoleon he even kind of looks like him is that a real man did that does did this guy really exist he even kind of looks like napoleon damn wilson deferred before you say anything welcome back to vienna and nothing but gratitude and respect and congratulations to your win over the fascist picks of the nsdap applause so as i stand here i would like to talk to you about the situation with czech here and also uh germany is ready to provide you with every every support you need but without any casualties of the german people are you all right with that i understand you want to support my efforts but not with active military strategies but more exactly materialistic support i understand sir you want to keep your your hands clean i understand first of all we appreciate your offer of support of reuniting this greatest empire that europe has ever seen so now i'm friends with germany also friends with italy so i'm role playing that good so my enemy is the east and i'm not stupid these guys are not stupid either they know i'm gonna attack them they know so they are looking for friends like russian i know you urge me to to reinstate the fascist government after the legendary autofocus has retaken the throne mr mussolini this dialogue is reaching a certain level of disrespect now and even though you are a greater nation than us we will not be disrespected the first political move of his highness ottoman habsburg is expanding the outback iron mine wait italy stands with the uk in the mediterranean protocols [Music] oh i can't [ __ ] with that is austria gonna trigger another world war my friend oh the belgians have a declared war i must go oh good luck man bye-bye [ __ ] i might actually lose austria will officially be the first nation to send a natashi to the french in order to save them from the uptaking of the dietzland she didn't get married to me but now she's a puppet of france okay i believe you sir oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] um oh but uh yeah so uh basically sir sir we have to we need to watch the the the development of the war in rome okay okay after this one we shall get married are you agreeing with this i agree and i will get the kaiser back on my side yes let's try that now let's take a look at rome it might be time to interfere it might be time to finally show the world who we are and use the weakness of italy once again we are announcing the reunification of austria-hungary italy will be two weak we were just kidding the great kaiser of ossia was obviously just doing a joke we will not interfere in any worse obviously we are just we're just having fun let's now prepare for war each individually and share the battlefield of blood together the dices have fallen after all the cards have been drawn it seems a world war will be inevitable and let it be known that it was triggered by the estrian demand of mussolini the true warmonger and snake in the grass the great people of greece defending their serenity saving the people of sicily from this warmonger we will support you in this war thank you brother but don't tell anybody i must go back i must take care of my business go ahead these weapons are greatly accepted sire thank you very much well then i shall go back to berlin and we will see us so i just said this is a war room we're going to a war together wilhelm what are you doing oh okay this is still a war room sorry just like mouse please have i chosen the wrong ally people of foster no you see the kaiser will not stand currently to the warmongers of europe we might face an overwhelming number of enemies we might face an enemy not beatable but world war one will not repeat itself these warmongers will be different the justice of god wow [Music] thank you the kaiser's almost ready for battle wait generals [Music] for the liberation is ours [Music] a great defense built by the italians and the hungarians will the run repeats itself once more in a stalemate that they shall be dealt with are you ready to fight alongside me and die alone first let's prepare the war plans it is of great urgence that we have total air control over the region a great push germany a great push wilhelm be careful he's up to you for the great austrian army to be of assistance the great push is starting and these people shall be dealt with [ __ ] soon my secret friend napoleon vi who i still have to marry his daughter will invade the western pearls of italy and make sure our victory will be swift we got it back nice great you're done brother the gaming army requests green air support in northern balkan so the tanks can start the great push many of them are perishing if we keep this attack going we might have it but we need to pin the sides brother doing great wilhelm victory is close the royal troops of france are pushing into rome very soon stay strong butter the bulgarian traders declare the war idiots they will pay the iron price oh the iron price they will pay romanians bulgarians everything why are you running but it's not enough why are you going [Music] move it brothers take them all down end this they are building a final defense behind the rivers i will need help with this chat oh it's fighting told you i told you wilhelm oh did i tell you oh my god oh i will move out with some army a fast brother move fast this is not good boys this is not good not good not good not good at all or germany now man he's dying to poland man if he gets an x we're dead because he's a major and i'm not and i've made up a decent line now okay [Music] look at these scales fascists they're running they see an austrian soldier and they run behind the rivers fools all of them should have joined me when he had the chance but they will pay the iron price as i stated before they will pay the price you economy with the germany's dead okay okay game is over drink coffee thank for the five man thank you germany is dead this game is [ __ ] stars man the wings was ours come back 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Id: 9qs8IgZ268k

Length: 27min 55sec (1675 seconds)

Published: Sun Oct 20 2019