The JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Kill Count

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[Introduction] I gave my discord the option to pick the topic for my next Halloween special, and this an idea that I loved. There are many questions to answer here. Which Joestar, antagonist, and part have the most bodies? We'll be looking at that here. If you frequently watch my content, there's the option to subscribe, which helps the channel a lot. But now, to the video. [Phantom Blood] The first people we have here are manga specific. In chapter 1 of phantom blood, a tribe leader sacrifices a woman to fuel the stone mask, and one of the members of the tribe gives themself as a showcasing of the mask's power. It states that the tribe had disappeared from existence, but I don't think that's something to count. So that's two on the board, on to the anime. (2 deaths) Episode 1! Mother of Jonathan Joestar, Mary Joestar, dies in a fatal carriage accident and the carriage driver. And after this was the death of Dio Brando's mom, who had gone unnamed. Dio says that his father had worked her to death, so I imagine that death was a product of years of abuse. Following that was Dario Brando, who had been poisoned over time by Dio. Later into the episode, Dio also goes on to kill Danny, the Joestar family dog. (4 deaths) Episode 2 begins with a victim of Jack the Ripper. Then somewhere near the end, Dio kills two people when he's on his drunken tirade. (3 deaths) Episode 3 is a bloodbath. In this episode, Dio takes out George Joestar, this Inspector guy, and four police officers. Dio has an insane worth ethic. (5 deaths) In episode 4, we get a flashback to when William Zeppeli had a Stone Mask in his possession. His father had put on the mask, for some reason, and killed exactly 58 ship members and then was killed by the Sun. Now I feel like I shouldn't count flashback kills, but I guess we didn't establish any rules here, so let's keep this going. Oh yeah, Jack the Ripper gets a kill in the middle of the episode, gets the carriage drive with their two horses, and at the end, Jonathan Joestar kills Jack the Ripper. So I guess that case is closed. (63 deaths) Episode 5! Zeppeli and Jonathan take out five zombies fairly easily. We get a flashback to the times of Bruford and Tarkus. The ones who died here were Mary Stuart, Darnley, Tarkus, Bruford, and the Executioner of Tarkus and Bruford. Always go out in a bang. Dio also has his iconic, "How many breads have you eaten in your life?" line. But that leaves an indefinite amount of people dead. (10 deaths) Episode 6! Bruford dies a second time. Some people wouldn't count the death of a zombie. I am not some people. (1 death) Now, for another manga specific scene. Tarkus takes out two guys that were bullying Pocoloco. Not because he was helping him, he was just thirsty. I want to go about excluded scenes like this, but that's another video if you all are interested in seeing that. (2 deaths) [Chapter 31] Episode 7! Tarkus kills Zeppeli, Jonathan kills Tarkus, and then Adam sometime after. Unrelated, the undefeatable Thunder Cross Split attack fails the first time out of the two times Dire uses it. Dio also turns a mom into a vampire, and as for the baby... Well I'm marking it up. (4 deaths) Episode 8! There's a chimera zombie killed by Dio, Doobie, who was taken care of by Jonathan. This one monster from the manga was also done in by Jonathan. Plant, jones, page, Bornnam were taken care of by Straizo. There were also two zombies taken out by Dio's eye beams. I had a lot of pausing to do when it came to this scene, with all of them coming out. And from what I've counted, there are at least 30 zombies here. Then, Dire also died. So that's a ratio of at least 39 zombies and one Dire. (40 deaths) Episode 9! The end of Phantom Blood! We got a drunk priest named Father Styx, Lisa Lisa's mom, and Wang Chan. Before the final death, we got a lot going on here. There are most likely more people than the ones that we've seen, but since I'm just counting who I've seen die and only going off statements like Zeppeli's, there are only 25ish people there. And then finally, we have the death of Jonathan Joestar. So that's 28 people in total that we've seen. (28 deaths) We'll be finishing up with a large count up, but for now, Battle Tendency! I'll be numbering the episodes after that grouping that the anime does for Phantom Blood and Battle Tendency. So when I say Episode 10, it's still episode 1 of Battle Tendency. Now, Episode 10. The first kills here are flashback kills with Joseph's profession in crashing planes and taking out two hijackers. Next, Straizo continues with his competitive career by starting with another quadra kill. Two excavators and two of his disciples. (6 deaths) Episode 11! Joseph takes out Straizo and begins his painful journey we call Battle Tendency. Later into the episode, we see the terrible Stroheim command his people to kill all his prisoners. I counted 29 in the manga. (30 deaths) Episode 12! Now Santana runs up the kills. This is the true "Pillar Men's" power. He takes out one vampire prisoner, but after taking over a soldier's body, he buzzes down 9 of Stroheim's people using his finger gun. We also got to count the body he took over. So that's ten bodies for Santana. (10 deaths) We're skipping to Episode 14, as no one actually dies in Episode 13. Here we have the awakening of the Pillar Men. Wamuu ran it up harder than Santana. With his special "pillar men" powers, he drinks one officer and 11 soldiers in one go. Shortly after, he takes out half of Mark. In total, that's 13 bodies. That makes up for the 0 in Episode 13! (13 deaths) Next! Episode 17! The loss of Loggins. Lots of building going on in these episodes, not many bodies. (1 death) After this, we have Episode 18! The complete end to everything Esidisi. Then sometime after, Kars saves a dog but takes out two drunk drivers in the process. Starting to think he's not the best superhero. A bit later, Kars turns on his "Pillar Men" heat-seeking abilities, counts five bodies, and takes out all 5. Now the problem here, if you look at the manga and try actually to count the bodies at hand, there's 6! Wow, Kars, bad at saving people, and at math? And this is your ultimate life form? I don't know, man, pretty odd to me. (8 deaths) Now in Episode 20, Caesar loses his battle against Wamuu. We also got a flashback of his dad sacrificing himself, so that’s two Zeppeli’s shown in one episode! (2 deaths) Episode 21! The swift defeat of Wired Beck. (1 death) Episode 23! Before fading away, Wamuu takes out five soldiers of Kars' undead army. He dies a bit after. While lamenting over the death of Wamuu, we flashback to a kill of a member of the Hamon tribe. We know that they wiped out the Hamon tribe, but I don't have anything to go off here as for the amount. After the flashback, Kars takes out three more soldiers. Then there is the death of Kars, or well, his double. Though credit to Lisa Lisa, that's two more people than Caesar in total. Now, he had 0, but it's the sentiment, I guess. After Stroheim gets back into battle with his people, they kill a total of 42 zombie soldiers. That's 52 bodies in this one episode. Episode 24! In a flashback, we have the loss of George Joestar the second. But! Who's there to avenge her husband? Lisa Lisa! That's three! Three more than Caesar! (2 deaths) Now on to Episode 25. I'm not too fond of the counting here. In order, we have a Squirrel, a soldier killed by the squirrel, and then ALL OF THESE ZOMBIES. The first point to make, this squirrel has more bodies than Caesar! Did I have to mention that? No, but did I enjoy it? Yes. As for the zombies, with the power of stitching and zooming, it adds up to a total of 88 zombies. That is ridiculous! Though it makes sense since it is an army. (90 deaths) Episode 26! Now, you may expect me to put Kars here as a death. I will not. Instead, we're just counting the people that did die in this episode. That being Stroheim, Erina, and Speedwagon. We also have a flashback near the beginning of the episode where both Kars and Esidisi take out the entire Pillar Man tribe. I'm counting all of the people I see in the scene where they surround Kars, but that's it. There were more than 50, but we're only marking up what we can see, given that there are no numbers like the Zeppeli case from Part 1. And that's it for Battle Tendency! (53 deaths) Now, let's get on into Stardust Crusaders. Episode 1! The kill is at the very end. Dio had killed a woman and left her on his steps. (1 death) Episode 4! Gray fly racks up some of the most kills I've seen a minor antagonist get. In one go, he takes out four seated passengers. Then also takes out both of the plane's pilots and a flight attendant. After that, he dies from the sheer dismemberment he received from Kakyoin. (8 deaths) In episode 5, we get a flashback to the death of Polnareff's sister Sherry. (1 death) Episode 6! We find out that the person who we thought was Captain Tenille was actually an imposter! Jotaro takes the means of pressing button and voting him off single handily. Yeah, look at my third channel. I know about games. I'm hip. (2 deaths) Episode 7! Forever is going absolutely mad and kills 6 Speedwagon Foundation Sailors. That's terrible. Jotaro later finds out that Forever is the second imp and takes him out too. (6 deaths) Episode 8! A hotel valet gets his face turned into pastrami by Ebony Devil. Shortly after, the stand user of Ebony Devil, Devo the Cursed, is turned into shredded cheese to finish up the fatality sandwich this episode made. (2 deaths) Episode 9! Rubber Soul puts down a dog named Pocky with the help of its owner. Some people go to the vet for this type of thing, but I guess to each their own. (1 death) Episode 10! J. Geil and Hol Horse kill a snake. Early Stardust Crusaders isn't working with a lot. (1 death) Episode 11! Polnareff turns J. Geil into a pin cushion because what J. Geil didn't know is that Polnareff grew up with that snake and is a massive fan of Metal Gear. I understand why Polnareff would be so upset. (1 death) Episode 12! Empress doesn't like helpful people, so she destroys a doctor's face with a scalpel. The anime doesn't do this justice; it is way more gruesome in the manga. Next! Joseph didn't like that Polnareff was going on dates, so to get his friend back, he had taken out Nena, the Stand user of Empress. If you're wondering what's going on, my sanity is dwindling from counting. (2 deaths) Episode 25! N'Doul gets a triple by taking out two Speedwagon Pilots, and then in the next episode, he takes out... himself? The results may shock you. (3 deaths) Continuing Episode 26, Boingo tells a mangaka his fortune, and that gets him killed. Now, considering what had happened, I think Boingo should change professions. Death is a pretty bad side effect for fortune-telling. (1 death) Episode 28! Chaka Khan goes through the fire with Anubis's power to take out his father and two of his friends. (3 deaths) Episode 38! Pet Shop shows that it is not too fond of dogs by killing two of them. Shortly after, Pet Shop also shows that it's not too fond of Real Estate owners by taking out one. Now, some people communicate their thoughts. But Pet Shop is not some people; they are a bird. (3 deaths) Now in episode 39, Iggy avenges his fellow Real estate owners by killing Pet Shop. Nobody here talks in this series. They should at least try to get their point across differently. (1 death) Episode 42! Vanilla Ice takes the N'Doul route but then Dio revives him using his vampire blood. It's good to know that the medical insurance you get under Dio does you well. After returning to life, Vanilla Ice confirms that it is indeed demon time and takes out Avdol. (2 deaths) Episode 44! We lose Iggy, and then Vanilla Ice is killed by Polnareff shortly after. I guess his insurance doesn't cover the weather. (2 deaths) Episode 45! How am I still going? Dio helps senator Wilson Phillips with his presidential campaign by making him drive into a sidewalk filled with people. From what I'm counting in the manga, that's about 24ish people. But, since Dio wants to run for president next, he throws Phillips to the side, or well, more so to the front, out of a window. I'd say his campaign is doing pretty well. You can't just vote for someone who drives onto sidewalks like come on. (25ish deaths) Episode 46! Dio kills Kakyoin. There is no pun here. This messed me up. (1 death) Episode 47! After buying a couple of knives, Dio tips the clerk. But the only currency he has is death. (1 death) Episode 48! Joseph... dies? Do we count this? I guess. But after this, Jotaro gets Dio a refund from the clerk earlier and gives him his "death" currency back. Joseph also comes back. (2 deaths) Finally! We finished Stardust Crusaders! Two more parts! Diamond is Unbreakable! Episode 1! We don't know who's dead, but someone is dead, and Kira did it. (1 death) Episode 2! Angelo gets a triple kill with two old men and a dog. Now since Josuke really liked one of them, he turned Angelo into a rock, but he's still alive. It's just a life you live as a rock. (3 deaths) Episode 5! Keicho Nijimura was a huge fan of parkour, and we find his body on top of powerlines. Some say that Akira did it, and my response is that "No, neither of them are named Akira, you're thinking of Tetsuo. Akira is just the name of the series." (1 death) Episode 16! Josuke begins his career in pest control by killing two rats. Spoiler alert! Those two rats go on to be the only things he kills in this franchise. (2 deaths) Now before we get into the next episode, I'm introducing a new series here. It's called the Kira Killstreak. Let's rack it up! Episode 22! Shigechi and the Centipede Shoes Owner! (2 deaths) Episode 24! Kosaku Kawajiri and Aya Tsuji! (2 deaths) And ah, the killstreak is broken in Episode 30 by Shinobu inadvertently killing Tamama, the cat that becomes Stray Cat, the stand. (1 death) Well, if we didn't count that, then Kira would've gone undisputed for six kills because now we have Episode 34! Yoshikage Kira finds himself tired of all the new music these new couples listen to these days and takes out Satoru and Minako. There was also Masazo Kinoto, who was killed by his stand Cheap Trick, who also died. But that's not as important as Kira's K-D ratio here. (4 deaths) Episode 38! Kira frame traps a pervert, and the dude gets blown up. That's not some pun. That's real facts. Now, this wasn't enough. Kira wanted to get his kills up, so his father helps him out by adding himself to the count. That's what every strong team needs, someone to die for the cause. (2 deaths) And finally! Episode 39! Kira admits to killing 48 women in total. That is a terrifying amount. Since I think he means before Kosaku, I'm just going to add 48 on top of everything. If we're off, we're off. Oh yeah, Kira also gets rolled by an ambulance. It happens. (49 deaths) Golden Wind! Episode 2! Giorno secures his spot as the first Joestar to get the first kill. Joseph can technically be in the same area, but that was a flashback. He took out Leaky Eye Luca because he attacked his frog friend, and honestly, I wouldn't have it any other way. (1 death) Episode 3! Black Sabbath kills a janitor. Not sure how you report that. (1 death) Episode 4! We got the infamous banana gun, and Polpo ends up as our third kill in the "part." (1 death) Episode 6! We get a flashback to Abbacchio's days as a fed, and his partner gets capped. (1 death) Episode 9! We know that Trish's mom is dead. Does this count? (1 death) Episode 10! Cioccolata turns Sorbet into a Damien Hirst art piece. Gelato hates modern art and died from that alone. (2 deaths) Episode 11! Formaggio lives up to his name by dying a bubbly and melty mess filled with holes. He thanks Narancia for helping him fulfill his dream of being a human cheese block. (1 death) Episode 13! Illuso stops talking to the "Man in the Mirror." Reason? He's dead. This event goes down as Fugo's single battle. (1 death) Episode 16! After learning that Prosciutto is alive, Pesci catches his first body because he's so motivated. Then, when trying to find Bruno, he gets a random passenger. In the end, Bruno wins the 1v1 because Pesci didn't know that Bruno's dad was a fisherman, so of course, he's going to know how to use a fishing line. Prosciutto dies shortly after from injuries caused by playing with train tracks. Your mom taught you better, man, come on. (4 deaths) Episode 18! Melone wanted to get a feature from Coyote Peterson, so they tried to find out what it's like to get bit by a Gold Experience Snake. Spoiler alert! You die. (1 death) Episode 19! Giorno shows Ghiaccio that he played Chun Li in Third Strike. Ghiaccio, unfortunately, doesn't parry a single hit as he is in "dizzy." (1 death) Episode 20! After playing lots of Metal Gear, Bruno sneaks around and gets two kills on some dealers trying to finish the job. But, his dad dies anyway later on. (2 deaths) Episode 21! Bruno loses his nuzlocke on life, but Giorno helps him cheat. (1 death) Episode 23! Narancia didn't like the fact that Tiziano and Squalo served him a soup that eats him back. Well, can you blame them for trying new things? It's hard to run a business. (2 deaths) Episode 24! Carne tries to walk down on Bruno's group, but now it's just them. (1 death) Episode 26! Diavolo knew about what happened to the Mangaka in Stardust Crusaders, so he takes out the Fortune Teller because he will not let these psychics get ahead of him. (1 death) Episode 27! Risotto kills a frog, but what he doesn't know, is that he sealed his fate in that kill. The Frog Clan will always avenge their loved ones. (1 death) Episode 28! Diavolo shows his disdain for heavy metal by ordering a hitman to punch holes through this sheet of metal we call Risotto. In the middle of the episode, he goes on to eat a frog. Now we know what's going to happen with this guy. And later, near the end, Abbacchio gets caught trying to read logs and gets taken out by Diavolo. 1 imposter remains. (3 deaths) Episode 29! We see two guys fall apart due to Cioccolata's "Green Day", but we can see that seven people are falling apart when we get this aerial shot. (7 deaths) Episode 30! Cioccolata didn't have much reception, so he followed Giorno and friends for a better connection. Now the effects of Green Day are extremely potent here. From what I've seen on the screen, there were at least 16 people that we see. There are most likely many people who died inside of buildings, but since I can't see it, I'm not counting it. (16 deaths) Episode 31! Giorno revokes Ciccolata's medical licenses because of his massive amounts of malpractice. But! Before Cioccolata could change professions, Giorno diagnoses him with a fatal condition called death. (1 death) Episode 32! Secco didn't know that Bruno was good at magic, that gets him killed. (1 death) Episode 33! Diavolo finishes the job on Polnareff! That's just... something else. (1 death) Episode 35! Diavolo kills Narancia. This upset me. I have no puns. (1 death) Episode 36! Mista, a known member of the frog clan, takes out Doppio. Don't ever underestimate the gang, Doppio. (1 death) Episode 37! Cats supposedly have seven live, but a "Bruno" only has two and loses both. (1 death) And finally, Episode 38! Diavolo dies! Infinitely! This is pretty ridiculous. (Infinite deaths) Wow, that was a lot of bodies! Who performed the highest and who fell behind the many. It's time to get straight into the numbers. Now, before I forget to mention, there was an extra 41 zombies that Stroheim's men had taken out when they got to the fight. Now that's out of the way, let's get straight into the numbers. So, which part had the highest kills in these animated JoJo Parts? Well, at the bottom, we have Diamond is Unbreakable with 67. Next, Stardust Crusaders at 69. Nice. Phantom Blood has 162. Then, there's Battle Tendency with 268! So, how exactly do you one-up that number? Well, there's Golden Wind, with infinity. So that's nice. If we're not counting the infinite death loop, then Golden Wind ends off with the lowest of all the parts at 56 flat. As for the highest kills, I'd like to share a bunch of numbers. We're going to look at kills five and above. First, we have Giorno, with five. Next, there's Diavolo with 8; he's also the one character with the most "main character" kills here with 3 of them if we count Bruno twice. If not, then he has the same as Vanilla Ice. After Diavolo is Part 1, Dio With 16 kills, that's a relatively large gap. Then, there's Cioccolata with 17. After that, is a gap with Jonathan Joestar at 33! Next is Esidisi with 51, because I'm counting the efforts of Kars and him together. Now! We're in the top 5 highest kills here! Number 5! Father Zeppeli, with 58. That's uhh. . . That's shocking. Extremely shocking. Number 4! Yoshikage Kira, with 60! You should've already expected him to be up here. Number 3! Kars, who stands above the many with 64! Next, there's number 2 with the amount of people Stroheim and his men killed, dadada, who cares. NOW, OUR NUMBER ONE CHARACTER WITH THE MOST SNAPPED K:D RATIO OF ALL TIME! THE SUN! Not the Stand, he wishes. The actual, physical Sun, with 89 kills. Granted, they're a bunch of zombie kills, but still. So, the highest antagonist kills is from Kars. The part with the highest kills is either Battle Tendency or Golden Wind with how you want to go about it, and Jonathan Joestar is our knight in shining armor here. Or Giorno. Infinite deaths people, it's real. Thank you all for watching! I hope you all enjoy your Halloween inside, and hopefully I'll see you all in the next one! Until then! Peace out, and God Speed.
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Keywords: jjba, jojos bizarre adventure, kill count, part 3, jojo part 2, jojo part 1, jojo part 4, jojo part 5, part 1, part 2, part 4, part 5, phantom blood, battle tendency, stardust crusaders, diamond is unbreakable, golden wind, giorno, giorno infinite death, giorno infinite kills, diavolo death, diavolo infinite death, diavolo death loop, star platinum, dio, dead meat, dead meat kill count
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Length: 28min 17sec (1697 seconds)
Published: Sun Nov 01 2020
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