There are a lot of Stands in Jojo, and along
with that there’s multiple types of stands with uses that could be either phenomenal,
confusing, or ridiculously unfortunate. This? This isn’t about that. This is about the strongest stands, and that
doesn’t just focus on the stand stats, this is also mainly based around the abilities. There’s reasoning that goes into this, and
I’m going to tell you right off the bat that some of this might be odd, but I’ll
be sure to explain this in the best way I can. Number 10, Weather Report and Heavy Weather. I mean both forms of the stand, not the user
and the stand. It’s such an odd name choice. Weather Report is a stand that controls the
weather, but it does it to a ridiculous extent. This is the stand that uses atmospheric layers
to deflect attacks, can destroy the o-zone layer single-handedly, drown people with the
water he creates, and make it rain poison dart frogs. Now the last feat works either one of these
two ways. Either he uses wind to pull the frogs from
Central America, to Florida (and the speed and control to do that is ridiculous, because
how do you just selectively choose what animals you want to bring), or Weather Report can
make it rain whatever he wants. In both cases, those are ridiculously strong. Then you have Heavy Weather, which is the
full potential of his stand. It has the ability to turn people into snails
through subliminal messaging, which means blind people aren’t affected. Yeah, it’s a very bizarre adventure. Number 9, C-Moon. This stand makes the user the center of reversed
gravity. Along with that, the stand can change the
gravitational force on an object by using its fists. To put this into perspective on how strong
gravity is, or well how strong the reversed gravity is, here’s a few things. He can make multiple cars, buses, and other
objects can fall horizontally. The gravity can keep people and object away
from him, but if he’s caught off guard, he can still invert his body to avoid hits. One direct punch to the chest from C-Moon
can invert the heart of whoever he punches, and that’s a confirmed kill unless you have
something that modifies the body. For example, Jolyne had turned her chest into
a mobius strip to redirect the gravity. Number 8, Star Platinum and The World. Or well, I guess Star Platinum: The World,
and The World. I’d be surprised if people didn’t know
about Star Platinum. Point blank bullet catching speed, punches
through giant teeth that were as tough as diamonds, super brain doctor precision, and
he can stop time. In my opinion, the strongest ability he has
is his eyesight, because I can’t draw at all and Jotaro cheats by using a stand. The World does the same things, and time stop
is an ability that can be trained. It’s also made stronger if the person has
something like an ability to never be exhausted, like vampire since those guys are just everlasting. Number 7, The Hand. Now, this is one of the many cases of a stand
being underused. The Hand is a ridiculously strong stand that’s
held back by his user. The ability of the stand is to remove. Anything that The Hand swipes away is gone,
but then there’s when he swipes away space itself. When space is swiped away, it’s stitched
back together. The ability is only used to swipe away mostly
space, and everything that’s not a living being. Sometimes it’s consistent, and sometimes
it’s not, but for the most part it’s used to scrape away non-living things. Imagine being able to scrape away people. First, it would make fights ridiculously easy. Second, even if there was a mess when scraping
one, you just scrape the mess. The Hand would’ve got more use from Kira,
Jotaro, or Kakyoin honestly. Number 6.5. I know, this isn’t how these things are
supposed to go. I had to make this one exception, I’m sorry. But Cream, the stand of Vanilla Ice. This is an amazing stand, but there’s this
one problem. The stand can turn into a ball of void, or
well… This stand turns into an invulnerable and
undetectable ball that doesn’t exist in our dimension, and it just disintegrates everything
it comes in contact with. But if you didn’t understand what I said,
It’s a ball of nothing that can remove anything. You can’t see it and you can’t smell it
either. The one problem with this, the single problem
with this… You can’t see when you’re in Cream, so
you must take a peak. If it wasn’t for that one thing, I would’ve
put this stand in the top 5. Number 6, King Crimson. This stands actual strength is amazing on
its own. Along with that you have his speed, but then
tone it down due to it’s range and durability. After that you add on it’s Epitaph, this
ability let’s the user see into the future up to about 10 seconds. He also can er – up to 10 seconds. So essential what you do in that can be removed
by King Crimson. So, it’s an odd ability, but it’s very
useful. Number 5, Heaven’s Door. Now this is where I have to explain two things
in specific. First, the numbering here isn’t something
where it’s like one stand is meant to be ahead of other’s because it beats others. Second, this is going about the term “strongest”
in a general term, and not just in Jojo. Seeing that alone, I’m pretty sure you can
understand my reasoning on why I would have Heaven’s Door here. Now for the ability, Heaven’s Door can essentially
make any living being into a book. You contain all your memories, characteristics,
and generally just all details on you. He incapacitates whoever he’s using this
on. Now when he uses this in a fight, he can write
in commands into whoever he’s using this on. These commands can’t be undone by whoever
this is done to, and the commands are busted. For example, “I cannot attack the user”. Which means that whoever the user wrote that
on, cannot attack the user. This also isn’t something where mental resistance
matters, whatever is written becomes what they’re going to do or did. So basically, this stand can make you end
yourself and you can’t do anything about it. Number 4, Tusk Act 4. So, there’s this phenomenon known as spin,
but I’m not exactly sure on how to give an easier explanation on it. So, I won’t! This stand touches someone and their body
starts to turn into pasta at a cellular level. You can’t escape it either. I mean, you really can’t escape it. You can’t jump dimensions away from it,
you can’t switch bodies away from it, and it’s pretty much bound to you unless it’s
undone by Tusk. Along with all of that, this stand can open
dimensional walls that are made to be invincible since it redirects all misfortune. We’ll talk about that soon. Number 3, Made in Heaven. From what we’re supposed to assume, this
Stand works to manipulate gravity in a way where it makes logical sense, but it’s Jojo
so don’t hold your breath. Made in Heaven accelerates time, but it only
affects non-living things. Along with that, the stand gives itself and
the user infinite speed. Now speed isn’t something that you can just
describe to be infinite, but we can make some strong assumptions with it. If not cocky, you would be able to see the
stand in all of it’s glory, but because of the user (Enrico Pucci) we only get so
much information. He speed-blitzes everyone and everything,
and with how fast he goes, him forming his hand as a chop (or paper if you want to see
it as that) makes it more lethal than any blade ever made. Side note: Thrown knives move too fast, bullets
from guns are made even faster, your soda is made flat even faster, this stand is a
true menace. Number 2, D4C – Love Train. Now if you already know Jojo, regular D4C
would be at 4.5, but we’re not focusing on that. Love Train, the pocket dimension of invincibility. So, there’s this wall of light with this
ability, any misfortune (meaning attacks) are redirected anywhere else. Meaning the stand user and stand are invincible
when in the pocket dimension. There’s a lot to meet the requirements of
Love Train, but when it’s effective then it’s effective. Another thing is that any damage taken from
D4C is made to be lethal since it moves towards your heart, and if you don’t have some sort
of gravitational phenomena that can some how move your wound to inanimate objects, then
you’re out of luck. The good thing is that to inflict any damage
on you, D4C must be outside of the dimension and vulnerable. Even then, it’s still D4C. Now it’s time for some honorable mentions. Mandom, rewinding time to your benefit. It’s a good ability. Soft & Wet, the ability of plundering, which
is honestly one of my favorites. I’ll wait for Jojolion to finish before
I have any final words on it, but I see it taking a spot above The Hand honestly. Diver Down, amazing name and ability. I think with it’s phasing and manipulation
ability along with the power storing ability, it makes the stand around top 15 or top 13
strongest stands. Blue Hawaii, I’m not sure exactly on the
placement due me being iffy on how hax is this ability is, but the whole linear direction
thing is a problem. This ability essentially is an infectious
mind control ability. Now for the last mention, Killer Queen, with
the ability to turn everything into a bomb. I’m not mentioning it because of “Bites
the Dust”, it’s a cool name and arc, but the ability is terrible in a fighting setting. I’m mentioning Killer Queen due to Sheer
Heart Attack really. With Stand user vs non-stand user scenarios,
Sheer Heart Attack can be a saving grace alone. Number 1, Gold Experience Requiem. I don’t even have to go that far to explain
this. Imagine you do something right, except you
didn’t do. You never did it, and you also will never
do it. This stand is the hax of all hax, and there
isn’t anything you can do to it unless you can overwrite reality. Now about the strength of G.E.R? I’m not sure, since the stats don’t even
exist anymore. If you’re hit by G.E.R, you will still return
to zero, but now you still die, but you also don’t die. You experience endless death loops, and I’m
not sure what you can even do really. If you go for a move, 1. You didn’t do it, and 2. You end up in a stand still position waiting
to do something. By the time you realize what had happened,
it’s already over. Now I’d like to see your guys’ thoughts
on this, but I’m going to tell you this right now. 1 through 4 are pretty much unreplaceable. I can see 10 through 5 being shifted around,
possibly with other stands, but 1 through 4 are pretty much set in stone. Reminder that this isn’t stand versus stand,
this is talking about the stands in a general fictional standpoint. Which means the abilities must be of use of
when wanting to have these characters against characters outside of the franchise. So, if you like to stand up for Jojo in scenario
fights, your top 10 is basically your go to characters against the rest of fiction. So, do your best. If there’s any top 10’s you guys have
in mind that you want me to do, give me a suggestion. I have some in mind, but those would be more
based around opinion, like my personal favorite (insert thing here). I’ll see you guys in the next one, until
then, peace out and God Speed.
