The Day I Was Born

♪♪ >>[CHEERING] >>HEY, MOM? >>WHAT IS IT, SWEETIE? >>I'M JUST WORKING ON A SCHOOL PROJECT ABOUT FAMILY STORIES, AND I WAS WONDERING IF I COULD ASK YOU A FEW QUESTIONS. >>SURE! >>OKAY. AH! FIRST QUESTION IS, "HOW DID YOU AND DAD FEEL "THE DAY I WAS BORN?" >>OH, THAT WAS A GREAT DAY. ONE OF THE HAPPIEST OF OUR LIVES. >>REALLY? >>YEAH. AS SOON AS WE CAME HOME FROM THE ORPHANAGE WITH YOU BUNDLED IN OUR ARMS-- >>WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. MOM, DID YOU JUST SAY "ORPHANAGE"? >>OH, IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK. YOUR FATHER AND I WERE IN THE PEACE CORPS AT THE TIME VOLUNTEERING AT AN ORPHANAGE, AND I WENT INTO LABOR AND HAD YOU THERE. >>WOW! THAT'S CRAZY. KEEP GOING. >>WELL, AS SOON AS WE LEFT, WE KNEW WE HAD TO TREAT YOU AS OUR OWN. >>OKAY, WAIT, THAT SOUNDS SUSPISCIOUS. WAS I NOT YOUR OWN? >>HONEY, YOU'RE NOT LISTENING! YOU DIDN'T LET ME FINISH. WE HAD TO TREAT YOU AS OUR OWN DAUGHTER. >>OKAY, HOW DOES THAT CHANGE ANYTHING? >>BECAUSE WE THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO HAVE A SON. AS SOON AS WE GOT YOU, WE KNEW WE HAD TO CHANGE OUR THINKING. >>OKAY, MOM, YOU'VE GOT TO SPEAK A LITTLE MORE STRAIGHTFORWARDLY. >>WELL, I'M BEING AS STRAIGHTFORWARD AS I KNOW HOW. DO YOU WANT HELP WITH YOUR ASSIGNMENT? >>YES, I'M SORRY. KEEP GOING. >>WELL, AS SOON AS WE GOT HOME, WE IMMEIATELY DECIDED TO THANK YOUR PREVIOUS FAMILY. >>MOM! >>WHAT? >>I HAD ANOTHER FAMILY? >>SWEETIE, YOU NEED TO USE YOUR EARS! YOU'RE NOT LISTENING! >>YES, I AM! I AM LISTENING TO THE EXACT WORDS YOU'RE SAYING. >>YOU KNOW WE'RE VERY RELIGIOUS. WE HAD TO THANK THAT FAMILY. >>OKAY, JUST-- HOW DID YOU AND DAD FEEL WHEN YOU BROUGHT ME HOME? >>WELL, IT'S DIFFICULT TO PUT INTO WORDS. YOU KNOW HOW DADDY WARBUCKS FEELS WHEN HE FINALLY GETS ANNIE? >>WHEN HE ADOPTED HER? >>OR WHEN PHARAOH GOT MOSES? >>ALSO ADOPTED! >>OR WHEN NOBODY GOT BRUCE WAYNE? >>MOTHER! WHO MAY NOT BE MY MOTHER! IT REALLY SOUNDS LIKE YOU ADOPTED ME! >>WE DID! >>OKAY, SO YOU ADMIT IT? >>WE ADOPTED YOU INTO OUR LIVES. >>YOU ARE SO CONFUSING. >>I DON'T SEE WHY. THE WORD "ADOPT" HAS MANY MEANINGS. >>UGH! CAN WE JUST FINISH THIS? I NEED TO REEVALUATE MY LIFE. >>WELL, WHEN WE TOOK YOU HOME, IT WAS A-- IT WAS A HARD TRANSITION SINCE YOU DIDN'T SHARE OUR JEANS. >>FOR THE LOVE, MOM! I DIDN'T SHARE YOUR GENES? >>NO! JEANS! >>WE'RE SAYING THE SAME WORD! >>OUR JEANS! LIKE "SISTERHOOD OF THE TRAVELLING PANTS?" >>I DIDN'T SHARE YOUR PANTS? >>OUR JEANS, YES. EVER SINCE YOUR FATHER AND I SAW THAT MOVIE, WE ALWAYS WANTED TO SHARE A MAGICAL PAIR OF JEANS WITH OUR ENTIRE FAMILY, BUT YOU WERE STILL TOO LITTLE FOR THEM. >>OKAY. MOM, YOU ARE SREIOUSLY FREAKING ME OUT RIGHT NOW! AM I OR AM I NOT ADOPTED? >>YOU ARE! >>IN THE-- IN THE TRADITIONAL SENSE OF THE WORD? >>YOU'RE NOT! >>UGH! MOM, THIS ALMOST MAKES ME WISH I WERE ADOPTED. >>WELL, YOU CERTAINLY DON'T SHARE OUR JEANS! >>[SCREAMS] FORGET IT! FORGET IT! >>WHAT? HONEY! WHAT-- >>WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT? >>I WAS TRYING TO FIND A WAY TO TELL HER SHE WAS ADOPTED. >>INTO OUR LIVES? >>OF COURSE! >>[CHEERING] >>HEY GUYS! THANKS FOR WATCHING THAT VIDEO. BE SURE TO ADOPT OUR CHANNEL INTO YOUR SUBSCRIPTIONS. >>AND TELL YOUR FRIENDS TO ADOPT US INTO THEIR DAILY SCHEDULE. >>AND ADOPT GOOD BRUSHING HABITS. SEE, IT HAS SO MANY MEANINGS. >>SO MANY MEANINGS. SHARE THIS WITH ANYONE YOU KNOW WHO HAS ADOPTED A PET, A CHILD, OR A GOOD ATTITUDE. 01:03:53.997,00:00:00.000 ♪♪

Channel: Studio C

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Length: 3min 56sec (236 seconds)

Published: Wed Jun 21 2017