♪♪ [underwater noises] [ominous music] All right, Ursula,
what do I need to do? So, here's the deal. I will make you a potion that
will turn you into a human for three days. Got that? Three days. Now listen,
this is important. Before the sun sets
on the third day, you've got to get
dear old Princey to fall in love with you. That is, he's got
to kiss you. He's got to what? Kiss you. Kiss me? <i> That's how</i> love work,
sweetheart. Well, I don't know if
that necessarily means he's fallen
in love with me. Well, I know that, Ariel,
but it's not just any kiss-- It's the kiss of true love. So, like, open-mouthed? <i> No,</i> gros! Oh, gross! What? <i> It's just a</i> nice, sof,
true love peck, <i> like your mom gives yu
before bedtim,</i> except a little longer
because it's from a boy and it's true love. Ursula, people kiss
each other all the time, and it doesn't necessarily
mean they're in love. Okay, that's ridiculous. Why would anybody do that? Their mouths are touching. <i>You're an evil</i> temptress and you don't understand
how kissing works? Okay, well, it's just me and
these creepy seaweed people all day, all right? <i> So I'm a litte
out of practic,</i> except with the
seaweed people. [gurgling noise from
seaweed person] <i>Ursula, haven't you ever</i>
kissed a real person before? [nervous laughter] Uh-huh. You've never--
how old are you? Okay, well, as shocking
as this may be, <i> you don't get a lt
of right-swips</i> when you're a plus-sized
half-octopus. Maybe if I were
a centaur... <i> Ursula,</i> do you
have any friends? Do you get out<i> at all?</i> This isn't about me, okay? You want to be human, don't you? Yes! <i> So are you in</i> or no? <i>I just think</i> it's unrealistic to expect two people to
fall in love<i> in three days.</i> You have your looks-- [music starts] Your pretty face. And don't underestimate the
importance of body language, ha! Okay, what is that? What do you mean
by "body language"? It's-- [clicks tongue]
You know... No, I know. But do you know? [underwater noises] Yes. So, since we both know,
I don't have to get into it. Just humor me. Well, it's--
[stammering] And then you just know! Okay, it just feels like
all of your advice is something out of
a BuzzFeed article. <i> Well,</i> I did read all 19 ways o
know whether he's into you. [sighs] <i> Okay, look,</i> I need help, oka? I don't have a lot
going for me. I mean, look at you! <i> You're a size tw.</i> I've got whozits and
whatzits galore! Ursula, I think
you look... okay. You want thingamabobs? I've got 20! What? GET OUT! [smack] Ahh! Okay! And leave your voice
in the shell by the door! [sighs] [seaweed person growls] Not now, Harold. Thank youst for
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