The Complete Ned Flanders Timeline

hi diddly honey burrinos it's lydia here from the simpsons theory on this channel we've run through the life and tribulations of homer simpson and we've even dived into his dark side but today we thought we'd piss him off just a little bit by examining his worst enemies lifetime and that is ned flanders stupid sexy flanders so in this video we'll be examining the life and times of neddy from his childhood to his old old age mr flanders you're blinded we'll also dive into his turbulent relationship with homer as well as his crazy love life so let the heavens open and be sucked up by ned's party as we enter the complete ned flanders timeline okay age dates hurricane neddy despite his future goody goody reputation ned was a little tarawa as a kid far from the happy-go-lucky we know of today this is ultimately down to his hippie parents that didn't believe in punishing their son so he was able to run amok with minimal consequences we've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas therefore he is taken into the care of councillor dr foster who proceeds to spank neddy for eight months straight and this unorthodox method worked and stopped ned's moody behavior but instead of acting out of anger he would instead spew out nonsensical jabbering i'll be darn deadly aren't yeah that's the stuff the spanking worked so well that it rendered him unable to express his anger at all and this pent-up rage would later erupt when an adult causing him to go berserk on his friends after they attempted to rebuild his house after it was destroyed by a hurricane and as for you i don't know you but i'm sure you're a jerk hey i've only been here a few minutes what's going on 20 my way or the highway to heaven as a young man ned drifted from job to job working as a dice painter and a clerk in a gentleman's club until he became a door-to-door salesman selling trampolines or as homer would say tremendously he said what now with man landing on the moon everyone wants to bounce like an astronaut and so ned made some big bucks but he soon discovers that the trampolines he's been flogging are extremely dangerous it turns out that 500 bounces causes so much static electricity that you will be zapped and after reading a newspaper he finds out that a young homer simpson is going to shatter that 500 bounce barrier sined drives over to homer's house in a bid to try and stop him getting there just in the nick of time ned leaps into the air and pushes homer to safety and ned is electrocuted as a result ned wakes up in heaven and meets jesus who tells him if he accepts the word of jesus christ he will allow him to live again therefore ned is reborn as a christian but given a scar on his upper lip as a sign of god's mercy which he keeps covered up with a sexy mustache that's why i'm wearing this mustache till i'm just ash and that ladies and gentlemen is the story of how ned found god and his signature mustache now that's an origin story aged 40 dangerous curves at 40 years old ned and his wife come across home and marge on a random road and they offer them a lift it turns out that neda moore just got married that same day and are off to the cozy cabins for their honeymoon but when flanders finds out that the two aren't marriage he spends his own honeymoon making sure that marge and homer don't commit unwed sin oh what better way to celebrate our wedding night than by keeping an unmarried couple apart annie takes some extreme measures to try and separate them like pulling down mouse traps and bear traps outside their doors but ned does manage to enjoy some honeymoon loving when moore seduces him by wearing her dead grandma's pjs age 52 lisa's first word when the simpsons move into their new home in evergreen terrace the flanders welcomes them to the neighborhood and although the two had met 10 years prior i'm just gonna say that they didn't remember anyway flanders said that if they need anything just give them a whistle and homer instantly takes advantage of this asking to borrow ned's brand new tv tray for a little while and that little while is now eight years and counting and so so is the long tradition of homer borrowing ned things homer has taken everything from porn eddie including his air conditioner well i admit it looks bad flanders all of his flowers i i couldn't help but notice you you picked pretty much all of my flowers and straight up burgles his home low on funds again yes sir before we continue if you're enjoying the video then please consider subscribing to the simpsons theory only 13 of you who watch my videos are actually subscribed to the channel but when you click that sexy red button it lets youtube know that you like my videos and recommends my channel to more and more people so thank you i really do appreciate it anyway back to the video [Music] age 54 manger things when homuras kicked out the house by march for getting drunk yet again she tells him not to come back until he's done one great thing now homer is homeless he is taken in by ned who was only too happy to host springfield's lost souls he did the same thing to home his brother herb when he came a knocking come in my friend let us feed and bathe you moord is pregnant and is less than pleased with her new house guest especially after she catches them eating their christmas dinner wait wait you were saving that it was still in the plastic vinyl straws went home a ruins grace and teachers wrote a curse word resulting in telling homer to get out later on homer hears maude go into labor so he runs round to help her and in order to calm her down he pretends to be ned and puts more to ease instantly and delivers baby todd into the world flanders then comes back from delivering turkeys to the homeless and is amazed honoring homer by naming the baby's middle name after him although homer helped deliver mort's baby little did they know their home would later contribute to her death which we'll get onto later age 58 fland canyon when ned flanders wins a family trip to the grand canyon for being the most selfless cleaner he invites the simpsons along in order to be closer to his neighbors and it's here that we really see the difference between the two families for instance one is throwing scorpions at each other while the others doing a song and dance number and when they go out on their trail their guide falls off the cliff edge leaving them stranded so homer and flanders set out to find help and come across a millionaire's camping site so they steal some of their supplies and hop onto an inflatable raft and escape with their booty when they get back to their camp they surprise everyone with a breakfast of caviar and bacon flanders and home are notorious for their troubled relationship they just couldn't be any more different homer is a lazy reckless slob while ned is a righteous go-getter that is the type to always colour within the lines ned flanders time and time again has done everything he can to be the best diddly r neighbor in the world including saving homer from some raging flames and although homer often takes advantage of his neighbor they have a love-hate relationship they are the ying to each other's yang and i think deep down homer really likes ned flanders and probably sees him as one of his best friends but of course home will never admit this hooray for stupid flanders [Music] age 60 normal day ned sage is a little inconsistent during the simpsons sometimes it's shown to be the same age as homer but in one episode it was revealed that he was much older well i'm i'm 60. and he credits his youthful appearance to the three c's clean living chewing thoroughly and a daily dose of vitamin church ned has always been an overly cautious guy but when he feels that he hasn't truly lived he asks homer to help him live a bit more recklessly so homer takes him to the city of sin las vegas at first ned is a little reluctant to let loose but after some persuading from homer he orders a white wine spritzer fritzer during a wild night out in vegas they wake up to find that they have married two mysterious women when homer and ned try to flee from their new wives they are kicked out of vegas las vegas doesn't care for outer towners this would not be the last time that ned would remarry far from it anyway more of that later now let's discuss ned and mort's relationship they are quite obviously very pious people partaking in wholesome family activities and going to church every single sunday on the outside they may seem very similar but i think they are two very different souls ned has always tried to see the best in people and very rarely expresses his frustrations and constantly turns the other cheek to bad behavior maud on the other hand is a completely different person one instance being that she expelled marge from the springfield investor rat simply for not wanting to throw her money away and another time being that when marge visits her home after being caught stealing from the kwik-e-mart moore spies on her in the bathroom resulting her being told to get out frustrating a photo frame but despite all of this nedermore's relationship seemed like a happy one but that would all come crashing down very soon one day the simpsons sees the flanders at a car rally and when maude goes to buy some hot dogs homer begs the cheerleaders to fire t-shirts at him but just when they're about to fire homer ducks down to pick up a bobby pin and what's worse is that any hopes of resuscitation was thwarted by homer i'm the one who parked in the ambulance zone preventing any possible resuscitation ned is crushed by losing his wife and he doesn't get over her death for a very long time opening up a theme park in her name and he even kept the outline of her bed in print and went to great lengths to try and keep it intact but after meeting rachel jordan the leading of a christian rock band he decides to finally move forward and flattens maud's bed imprints ned would date rachel for a short while and he would go on to have a fair few other love interests including movie starlet sarah sloane who leaves her life in hollywood in order to live in springfield with ned after doing the whoopi ned asks sarah to marry him but she isn't ready for that kind of commitment so they call off their relationship however ned does get a lot of female attention because of it you know it's the darndest thing women love you when you've dated a movie star plus ned is a real hunk who can resist that sexy tash of rock hard abs even him and marge almost got it on and it seems that she just couldn't get that guy out of her head being the inspiration for her muscular hero in her book but ned will find love again in a very unexpected place when edna quite literally falls into ned's arms they fall in love and eventually get married although this pairing may seem odd at first it actually worked ned was the stable kind man edna has spent so long searching for while edna was a very strong woman and would stand up for ned doing the unthinkable in getting back all of the things homer borrowed edna was also the much needed mother figure in rod and todd's lives and brought them out of their shells however marsha wallace who was the talented voice actress that played edna passed away in 2013 and out of respect the show's producers chose not to replace her and her character was retired sure do miss that laugh later on ned has even more bad luck when he's forced to close the leftorium i guess homer's wish really did come true in the end but this closure wasn't a be all or endle for ned's career he later took up ender's mantle in becoming a substitute teacher at springfield elementary whilst being a substitute teacher bart disrespects ned by shooting him with a spitball ned quits bart feels guilty and homer and bart try and persuade ned to come back to teaching by reminding him of edna's words remember if you can teach one kid one thing then today will be a success and i think it's so sweet that ned chose to carry on edna's legacy age 90 holidays are future past when bart is a divorcee with two kids he comments on how hard it is to find a lady and this is a cue for ned to come in to say that he has now married maude's ghost that's why after homer accidentally killed edna i married maude's ghost there is no garden eddie meaning that not only did the big guy keep his dinner tray for several decades but he also killed both of ned's wives age 92 bart's the future when deadbeat bart goes to find ned to beg for some money we discover that he is now blind from getting laser eye surgery well it was great at first but you know at the 10-year mark your eyes fall out but he does finally agree to give bots some money as he has an ounted and todd and we have seen hints of the boy's sexuality in the past i'm gay daddy i'm gay age 108 flanders remarries again ned must have got an eyeball transplant and has ditched ghost mod as he's got his eyesight back and is now married to marge simpson which is poetic justice after homer killed both of ned's wives this relationship does make sense as they have had a lot of chemistry in the past however unlucky in love as always marge passes away beside him he then places a picture of marge on his wall of deceased wives we can see that ned was married to a lot of women over the years including but not limited to martha quimby luanne van gaalton brandine spockler patty and selma sarah wiggum manjula mrs muntz and miss hoover as a devout christian it sure seems like god likes punishing ned by killing off all of his wives poor guy this concludes the ned timeline and who knows what will happen to little neddy next and finally i'd like to thank my newest flying hellfish members cody collins kim rorvik aaron burkholder and jakku star and of course my other lovely flying hellfish members we have timothy who else for zane liam steve charlie shawn justin andre stefan nicholas vincent ashley kevin robb devin gadrack stephen edward anthony nicola nerd 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Published: Sun Apr 18 2021