the boys go to kmart

stayed your purpose um i'm here on a uh on a tourist visa are you here legally oh jesus banana how come i'm getting hassled for not being legal and this guy's literally a banana and a hat ears full of potassium good for your health this banana has a cool hat affirmative banana banana i'm a banana purge thank you for stopping by america [Music] hey josh really i know i'm american but don't feel nervous i'm not armed right that's it i'm going back to my planet i'm going back to my planet now i used to live on uranus and i still heard better jokes than that every [ __ ] day i'm sick of this [ __ ] dude all right family outing that came up hang on what does everyone need to get what do we what do we actually need oh well i might need more toilet paper and some arms yeah that might be beneficial what do you need you need a green card uh yeah you don't buy those at kmart i'm actually here to shop for some tomatillos frijoles tomates what the [ __ ] is he saying what honestly what the [ __ ] is he saying i am a resident at taco bell say that again that bro narrator we've we've talked about the first tough it's but it's but my ears flop when i move it's very cute but if you're that for more than another two minutes i'm gonna curb stomp you but that's what i'm here to get what are you here to get uh a pair of pants because i can't ship myself if i don't have any pants on makes sense that's a great point yeah what are you here to get josh uh some coffee beans wow that's it i mean you're [ __ ] alien you're not here for any like weird [ __ ] like you need more lube for probing me later or like i just want some coffee so you're not putting anything on my butt i'm putting something in your butt oh whoa this is so amazing where are all the people where's where's half the store what happened guys it was the cairns what do you mean karen's came and they complained about everything and now the store has nothing to sell because everything was offensive they complained everything out of existence you see that guy over there he's still in shock from the last karen that came here last week i got this i used to be a therapist i know how to deal with people going through severe trauma oh eddie you might need this the kmart job application thanks dude i can't legally work in the united states though so but [Laughter] you're gonna scare him you can scare him hello are you okay that's really soothing you know he's really [ __ ] up hey narrator yeah what's up have you uh ever seen the clown in kmart that hides from gay people the what yeah no he's right he's a he's right there there's no one there what do you mean there's a clown right there he's literally right there he was right there i saw him all right look he there he is there he is no clowns [Laughter] what he's right there ha ha clowns hide from gay people i get it what is it what's wrong with me what what is it why are you looking at me like that oh my god why is he look so freaked out was there something wrong with me just don't do don't do the finger gun on your left hand oh my god oh my god you're so worried dude you look so worried it's going to freak out a little bit you're fine you're okay what what's wrong with me when you when you do that gesture your character's mouth goes to like a circle and it opens it smells like it's quite it's quite terrifying oh slowly are you allowed to be in here everyone likes kmart i'm the kmart clown you seen the prices on this [Laughter] one we'll get your destiny collection so that's about the right size hey hey hey kid you like clowns don't you um like clowns i'm just oh i'm just trying to buy stuff show you a trick come here like tricks don't you i'm not supposed to talk to strangers but the little noises you made are very enticing and you're very colorful so i trust you we're the kmart clown um my mom tells me not to talk to clowns in kmart no she doesn't want to see a party trick yeah can you do any tricks all right kevin punch me the nuts you want to see a trick you don't see a trick kid poke me in the eye poke me in the eye [Applause] okay more clowns came out clowns hey kid you wanna get in our van um all right kid get in the van guess what i'm dressed as today what are you dressed as oh twitch administrator you wanna see some real speed [ __ ] i'll show you some real speed i'll show you my ddr skills what here we go [Music] [Applause] oh my god oh [Laughter] all right here we go oh it's pretty obvious what i am watch this oh okay here we go one two three [Laughter] that was the best impression of my dad i've ever seen what what hey boys i'm uh i'm here to do the funny thing it's a dead meme listen to me don't you ever bring your face around here again no no don't touch me there breakfast legs hey dog check it out check it out food hey hey look look look look you know what the best price at a kmart is what 3.99 dog [ __ ] yeah dog so it's a 5.99 right excuse me excuse me sir you need to practice social distancing oh god damn it it's a it's a karen it's a karen we have we have a no karen policy in the store are you verbally assaulting me with your words bring me your manager what about masks where's your master where's your bar right you [ __ ] you fat [ __ ] you are assaulting me with your words i am recording you don't make me jump this counter you go get your manager no no no you stupid fat [ __ ] come up in here with your stupid [ __ ] blubber fish looking face dude honey i'm not so so just to see what you gonna do about it i'm a [ __ ] banana i am being assaulted i don't even have lungs i've been assaulted i'm gonna do it dad do it dawg [ __ ] how do you like that mexican artillery mode [ __ ] glad we got that anti-anti-karen kmart rifle installed yeah that thing sick dude yeah you guys looking for some quality body pillows we've come to the right place kmart has the best range they on clearance right now hell yeah you're looking for a body pillow if you're a young man here he's a grown man he has urges he's got hair growing in other places he's not wearing pants how about buying him a nice body pillow i'm pretty lonely i could do with hugging a pillow the size of a person to emulate a woman's touch yeah yeah you wanna you wanna you wanna look around dog could you get you something nice it's your birthday this weekend uh how's that one feel kid you know it's a little bit dense you know it's it's not like squishy i want something squishy something that maybe talks to me in a deep soothing voice something like you know i can cuddle you know what i'm saying you got it you got any of those mister you know what we've got one more one more left here come here you're gonna like this come here come here this one's fifty percent off that's uh looks a bit strange i can't i can't put my finger on it so right that's right let me just twirl around all right yeah does it talk in a soothing voice do you want to try it out first yeah it's got a little thing in it if you squeeze it it talks it's got like five or six preset sort of things that says you're my world in everything oh this is the coolest body pillow ever you want the honey to my bunches no no that's my no-no square oh juicy i'm juicy damn i'm about to act up you know what i'm saying juicy about to get it bro so you want to take this one here come on what's good we're gonna stand up no it's perfect yep just uh scan this uh that'll be uh 1400 v bucks hey i really really want it that's too expensive this 1400 v bucks i can't i can't pay for it i have an idea i have an idea um i don't have 1400 v bucks but i can offer you my dad's last two teeth we don't all right come out to the car park we'll get us we'll get them get sorted is this where you pull the teeth yeah kinda right so i'm gonna need you to work see that curb there i need you to get in all fours and just uh just take a big bite of that curb for me are you sure like yeah it's a k-map policy thanks dad you're the best dad ever i love you now's not the time narrator shut the [ __ ] up juicy when we get back home i'm putting your teeth in my mouth that's the biggest threat anyone's ever getting humanistic i'm gonna put your teeth in my mouth that toothless man tells you that [Music] oh god it's juicy fanboy dude when you do this it starts making me a little confused yeah i don't know why that's hot hi welcome to uh femboy hooters how may i help you eddie eddie eddie yeah what is this uh a row okay and what is this oh rojo oh don't leave me don't leave me don't leave me what is what is this what color is this green what's the what's the opposite of stop uh go gringo [Music] josh josh it's big mommy milkers um excuse me i'm really sorry to interrupt but you have been really rude to me i love how you're just doing donald trump for karen yeah shut up [ __ ] money makers

Channel: JoshDub

Views: 12,062,957

Keywords: vr, joshdub, virtual reality, vr gaming, funny moments, vr funny moments, best vr moments, memes, comedy, funny, mully, juicy, your narrator, narrator, juicyfruitsnacks, eddie, eddie vr, the boys, the boys vr, kmart

Id: TQzQ08WdrP8

Length: 13min 12sec (792 seconds)

Published: Fri Jul 24 2020