friday night funkin' RAP BATTLE ROYALE (with the boys)

see you guys he was never ready all day playing five nights at freddy's listen ladies cuddle with your teddies because here's the real horror spend one night at eddie's like after your cringy tick-tock and it's not my fault that your girlfriend's really a suck interrupt me again i don't listen to reasoning i'll cook your rest up and won't use any seasoning it's me the mexican brush i'm murdering you while your buddies stay hush no rush cuz i'm enjoying the slaughter i think i'm on fire so bring me some water [Music] [Applause] [Music] christ how you doing it's friday you guys want to hang out no we're kind of uh funking right here i'm hip i'm funk i can i can hang out with you guys what are you doing rapping i listened to them and then before i i love rapping dude oh jesus christ oh my god oh my god just give me a chance give him a chance if yeah if you think you can rap then show us what you got me you want me you need to go up there okay okay my mom took my xbox so i broke her left arm i'm a threat to national security [ __ ] take me to the farm uh small balls big dick i walk through a puddle i got ticks oh you [ __ ] give my dick the big lick [Laughter] it may be friday night but you are not funking that's a non-funk zone bro there's no funk in there this is how you do it if you're gonna rap battle you need to go against each other like this ready ready yeah did he say his name was juicy i think you like dicks because you look like a [ __ ] uh yeah what's up i got a little thing to say to juicy as well ready they call him big juicy on the weekends i had sex with his mom and now they call her big lucy please please i just want to hey how are you guys lyrically disemboweling me hey juicy it's time to make a tick tock if you say no then i'll smash you with a big rock i'll have you crying like your [ __ ] when i hit her with my thick [ __ ] and now she's stumbling up my place with a weird walk i'm eating all these berbers what's the way i get away not taking things further he's nervous [ __ ] himself in the corner yelling out to his mum can you get my transformers [Music] how could you do about that look at what you've done to him i'll go i'll go on for juicy oh god get him smashing get him oh hang on be nice to him guys put him away smashing the connoisseur of flame is busy eating daddy's chilly stuffing things up his ass so getting slapped by kevin's willy come on beast burger boy you know there's no escape cause deep down i know you love goofy grape oh my god i've had enough i've had enough i can't take anymore somebody go up and wrap something not about me though please yeah get juicy what was that that could barely be even considered rapping listen smashing let's bring it back when the group was cool before this idiot showed up with this creepy poo what's that i can't understand what you're saying you're muttering stuttering something stupid all i hear is it's me the mexicist brush i'm murdering you while your buddies stay hush no rush cause i'm enjoying the slaughter i think i'm on fire so bring me some water oh my god you just go you just got mine eddie you know it was an international respecting women day like a few days ago and you just beat her are those sneakers real dog damn [Music] jesus christ yo back up back up front oh is that a [ __ ] gun holy [ __ ] you guys are real rappers that's so cool all all right let's go you think you're all right you think you're good ice is coming eddie nudie running across the border straight to taco bell better take an order the horror king of vr gonna take us on iran thinks he mexican but we know he mexicans it is time for the one and only [Music] since your rap career is ending got my phone unlocked after your cringy tick-tock and it's not my fault that your girlfriend's really a suck interrupt me again i won't listen to reasoning i'll cook your rest up and won't use any seasoning oh my god oh my god you have opened a can of worms that you aren't going to be out of control mister hey he's finally here the man with his beard yo shut the [ __ ] up i just interrupted him again i made his words disappear and yo it's funny because you think that everyone loves you it's been four years and girls still haven't jumped but it's okay narrator don't cry you can tell us if the reason is because you like guys or maybe it's because if you're a relevant channel size i'd be depressed too if i got the views that you do the rate you're going smashing will overtake you soon it's funny because smashing's [ __ ] no no hold up hold up you can't talk to him like that hey i got this come here little man come here huh you want to pick on narrator stand right there that's right i'm about to body this boy hearted don't you dare side with him [ __ ] i got you next [ __ ] i might be number three and that's okay but i constantly ask myself is this mexican gay look at this [ __ ] and his team of half wits he only wants marriage for his citizenship oh oh i'm murdering you i'm gonna leave you dead like you're out the channel too and the only reason you get content is because me and josh tell you what to do [ __ ] all right all right here we go here we go it's my turn it's my turn [ __ ] it check it i like what you did there i'll let you keep scoring in the meantime i'll keep getting views while you're snoring hey molly it's getting kind of late ain't it about time you go back and finish 6th grade cause your lyrics are stupid they sounding outdated it looks like your mouth isn't the only thing weighted here you go just in case you forgot your rap hey i'm molly i'm a big [ __ ] [ __ ] it's a massacre how do you do that i thought we were friends man it was all right all right i want to have a go i want to slap molly come on here we go okay okay all right stand aside eddie i got something for you molly late messages from molly i can hear that brilliant sister get on vr it's time to do my bidding i say okie dokie button give that ball back where the trimming i'll give you [ __ ] content but you better believe i'm [ __ ] [Music] did you just who was who are you insulting i thought you were roasting molly until you literally rapped that you [ __ ] your own pants [Laughter] video daughter daughter honey honey go go go back there go go back there yo yo yo all right all right all right all right what you got show me what you got show me what you got let's go baby eddie you're always standing tall climbing walls too bad you ain't got the balls to fight me draw around your house you're weak as a mouse the only thing you probably browse [ __ ] is hentai you're a straight up tool a [ __ ] fool gabby got a gun before you that's hilarious and i'll be singing the song all day long and i thought you said you were strong [ __ ] but i'm so [ __ ] [Music] get on the floor turn off the lights and close the door but this is not what you think gets your head out the gutter i just don't want you to see your lyrical murder how much hairspray you need to keep that ugly hair up it's no wonder it's been years since the last time you got they said you could beat me well maybe they tricked you your girl says my hair stays up longer than your dick dude oh [ __ ] that was good [Applause] oh go easy dude go easy i'm soft you're coming at me josh but you must be tripping by the end of the fight you're older it's gonna be limping when it comes to youtube you're incredibly tall but when size really counts you're incredibly small with your hair and a mullet but the only girls you get is your buddy molly everyone likes your eyes it's okay man it's okay number one yeah yeah operator i'd like to report a [ __ ] murderer all right josh josh i'll get you i got you buddy i got one for him don't you worry about this i gotcha fluffy bitted man thinks he's gonna be a viking silky smooth voice get ready for a parking when he clears his throat about to go explore come on whisper in my ear seduce so wait you got one rap about [ __ ] yourself um one about hitting on a narrator at that are you sure i'm the one who sucks i dude i could be knocking off the top of my head smashing that was dumb okay i didn't want to rice narrator but i'm going to roast you just you just you wait oh [ __ ] on a friday night top of the charts he's the number one recorder 360 field of vision get these retards into order got this grown-ass man busy pissing in the corner but even on their shoulders can throw the ring back into mordor oh so okay so you caught him the biggest on the charts you literally can't you compliment him then you then you insult him i'm so confused smashing get off the [ __ ] stage josh i heard you were talking [ __ ] bro wait wait wait hey hey hey what about me i haven't gotten a turn in a while i can oh you was farted and [ __ ] in multiple rhymes this is your [ __ ] bro i'm sick of you being nice to juicy okay take a seat [ __ ] come over here oh my god i've got something to say to you oh [ __ ] i got josh's about to wrap the first time in this video i didn't really have anything planned i'm just gonna have to kind of make some stuff up on the spot [Music] all right eddie oh [ __ ] i'll show you a little letter [ __ ] here it goes dear eddie you don't know how long i've waited for this day two years hearing nothing but blah blah blah hey guys welcome to eddie vr to be honest we're all surprisingly made it this far see you guys he was never ready all day playing five nights at freddy's listen ladies cuddle with your teddies because here's the real horror spend one night at eddie's how could you do this like a bombshell he's trying but he's only got one brain cell i've got a vent apart from your accent juices torments your only sorts of content props though dude number two climbing up the crew but molly's still my main boot you got him with water yeah your views are unsupported you may have come second but you're first to be deported listen up squad look at this fraud homeboy thinks that he's a mexican rap god but i get it that's a funny stun but let's be honest you're just another spicy you're a citizen hey nice career this is a list of things that you'll never hear this is my show so don't be sad bro there's definitely enough room in my shadow oh my god i'm about to [ __ ] kill you and i don't even need a mic josh said that i'm still okay man i think i'm gonna throw up because those disgusting bars hey josh you think you're number one but when it comes to rap i come second to none you talk [ __ ] about five nights at freddy's but when your views are down you'll be copying eddie spook you look like two scooby doo did i scare you check yourself you look a little blue don't get it twisted right now i'm number two but very soon rest assured i'll be coming for you yep clackity-waggety-bappity-bap you call that content please it's a whole lot of whack you need a plan of attack if you want to crack a smack at these lyrical acrobats so pack your sack with the yakkadia because you don't belong to this track i'm done i think i killed him boys oh he's been buddied you put that spicy heat on it bro josh josh it's okay oh gosh no just just give him up just give him a moment just let him go just let him go josh as per rules of being absolutely decimated in a rap battle you must completely and utterly destroy yourself this is not the time to narrate and so ends another tale of the epic rap battles of the boy take it back in oh what what oh [ __ ] hold up oh [ __ ] hold up josh take take it back say sorry eddie take back the thing that you said at the end the flippity it's just a rap battle it's just rap battle we're just having fun i got a large penis it got your [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] you smell like you farted no i'll kill your [ __ ] grandma [ __ ] you [ __ ] you've run [ __ ] like seven times you said [ __ ] like seven yeah what the [ __ ]

Channel: JoshDub

Views: 4,743,101

Keywords: vr, joshdub, virtual reality, vr gaming, funny moments, vr funny moments, best vr moments, memes, comedy, funny, mully, juicy, your narrator, narrator, juicyfruitsnacks, eddie, eddie vr, the boys, the boys vr, friday night funkin

Id: c1vivns-zSc

Length: 15min 20sec (920 seconds)

Published: Tue Mar 23 2021