The BEST OF TECHNOBLADE (dream smp) 2020

[Music] wait this seems awfully familiar welcome home [Music] and i appreciate your ability man but you know what i don't appreciate i don't know i don't know you well enough yeah sorry i got distracted by the dog yeah he's already talking about him he's a member of our nation it's all right it's already getting killed or something oh dog and i appreciate what you're offering to do i'm afraid you haven't gained trust yet look just stop look at the [ __ ] dog all right he's fine the kids have been in front of me he's frisky he's having a good day thank you i can't see it okay look come downstairs hey techno hello would you train us yes and then tommy in it we need to take back the man berg did someone say rebellion tell blade i quite like a little bit more passion in your voice if that's okay rebellion down with the dictators all right tommy this is what you're gonna do you're gonna get this is what you're going to do you're going to get technoblade to log in when you're at spawn okay because if technobill logs in they're all going to start running the blade i have some plans for him to prove his loyalty i think this is the first time we'd ever teamed up techno uh didn't we win a minecraft champion yeah that was a tournament though i mean we you know we were abided by the lauter team of men this is this time you're choosing to team with we have never overthrown a government together this is a first it's nice to speak to you again big man didn't we speak yesterday yeah we did all right good seeing you too that sounds like a lord of the rings tell me why i pick up the blade i can't go up i have no wings we're ready i'm not whitelisted you've screwed me wait no i'm probably on my alt doll you've tango blade all right i'm here i mean this isn't one enemy territory go go go go go go go go go open it up minecraft okay yes yes yes reboot reboot change [Music] you were you were hired you're not hired what do you mean i can get paid okay run run run run run this way i think he's tabbed out i think he's tabbed out okay near him you're not a spy are you everyone thinks you're a spy what yeah yeah i think you might when have i ever supported any government you can go back and and bastardize this whole process if you want to what does bastard i think it means to make into a bastard i you just swore mickey's on the run okay okay i like this new techno blade and a rebellion if we're planning our rebellion the first thing we're going to need is food to fuel our forces all right yeah we have potatoes in character right now wait wait wait wait wait wait sorry technically you offering something i think you're about to offer look a farm what kind of farm techno blade i was thinking carrots what kind of farm do you think wilbur who do you think i am you're gonna make a potato farm yeah yeah this is what i'm thinking guys obviously listen pal i could just kill you right now all right i'm not going to because we're such good friends but i just know i could at all times so why don't we just um let's do this trade techno let's do this what do you need this is this is like your thing isn't it you're good at this look there you go go on you love this i love this thing well i can guarantee [Laughter] just tell me plant potato boy plant oh we have okay that's we have a lot of diamonds over there are you feeling good right now techno say planting potatoes say the lime sun sun sun tzu said my mother sun tzu has not said much about my mother sun tzu has never talked about his or anyone's mother i hate to break it to you scappy and frost but dream and techno are on their way and they want blood hey no oh best dream i don't know oh that's that's not hey we really doing this then the battle of the lake the battle of the lake there's like literally a tower right there and you thought that significant landmark we are like touching this tower no no no fine find the battle if you do anything to that fish i will burn your disk wait this is over a fish tommy just give him the fish god i didn't even bring a shield wait dad you have his disc why are we letting tommy like get us into this battle where we're like double out i raised i don't know he's got a lot of viewers but there's one thing i have that you'll never ever ever have i have the blade [Applause] which one of you make no no no no no no no it's fine it'll be okay [Applause] stop me do you think i'm scared of techno blade do you know who i have on my side yeah my timing was really really cool like our timing is going to be like in this awesome clip i went the blade and then he joined in him and you're just going you're going uh okay yeah well you got me hello technoblade how are you today blade i'm doing pretty good you have new clothes i have new clothes i'm out of that filthy suit that sweaty suit dude and i didn't wash it once i'll be honest with you tenta blade that's concerning when was the last time you washed your um royal gown anyways let me show you the furnace show me the farm show me the farm yeah i'm working hard on the farm i'm actually a little hungry so this is this is good oh okay yeah this is good this is good this is this is a bigger than i was expecting but you know i've seen what you can do technoblade okay how long have you been on this how long have you spent here uh i haven't logged off wait you you haven't logged off the server i've just i've just been here well that's like that's like 14 hours techno boy revolution waits for no man all right that's what i'll be doing today then so i was thinking um i'm gonna i'm gonna get to work on now this is the kind of elevator i want there's there's nothing up here can i at least go down oh there how do i how do i go how do i get down from here i can't i can't even see the ground [Applause] hey what if i do this okay okay this just went very bad never questioned my intellect again you fools you before you thought you thought oh technoblade just throw a pearl i don't want to make it boring and make it boring i'm trying to run a stream over here okay i'm gonna yeah i'm gonna up the price no you're up the place you're gonna love i'm the one selling you know what no no no no no no no no no no no no no no i'm gonna what's a polite way of saying like a minion from skyblock but what's the polite way of phrasing it that won't get us banned on twitch minion is is yeah minion yeah we could do with some more it's like uh mandatory volume yeah we could do with some more mandatory volunteer oh behind this wall behind this wall okay don't worry i'll throw a chicken at him distract him tomorrow go hello fundy tell him to turn around time to turn where are you all we want is more friends do you know can you can you work out the tree from mister and want to vc us i mean not everyone wants to be a mandatory volunteer hey ann how would you like to come and and we're going to do a an uh an armor giving contest yeah i'm the judge i'm trying to think quick on my feet hey man you're not [ __ ] helping how would you have a job offering what do you mean you have experienced workers very high paying speaking to me we have a job offering for experienced workers very high pay yes yes okay what kind of job uh all of all of them all of them i don't know i'm not i'm not good i'm not good i'm not a good hostage i'm not good i'm not a good criminal a hostage hostage wastage t t we're talking about t t the drift antenna what do we just tell him we need him to mine carp how how do you how do you like like mining you were big let's do this armor taking a contest let me judge your armor don't worry i'm not gonna i'm not gonna hand it to me now oh wow that that was you were eat oh wow you just a very persuasive guy come with us and frost so yeah yeah you're gonna stay within a one meter radius of it but wilbur you just really enjoyed following through with death yeah mind stone my yeah you're not gonna get you're gonna you're gonna work for us for free and you won't tell anyone about this or else we will silence you no okay so we take come with me come with me tenno we've taken a hostage but i'm just why would you say [ __ ] [ __ ] he's gonna pull that he was talking to a different person on the server he wasn't talking to you aunt frost he wasn't talking to you ignorant about split personality he's got a yeah yeah he's gone hey big law all right that sounds more like i'm a hostage than a worker [Music] in the workplace that's real i mean that's just oh please just stay in that box that's real we only hold guns to your head when we need to it's not work for us it's just called worker encouragement yeah yes i guess i choose to fight all right you're right oh my god oh wait are we going oh i got him oh okay without oh don't worry about the only person that's uh i'm still here no one's gonna see this fight great i'm streaming need to help shout kill tag now that's fine i'll just fight all of these guys myself i kill that frost no oh my god oh my god i don't know if he has a god output if he got up right now that's why he's doing that tommy is low he's low where he's gonna be [Music] you know if you kill me i respawn over that right okay i got tommy you're wrecked wow crater move is unbecoming puns very unbecoming minecraft championship survived hello i couldn't let him be taller than me couldn't let him look down on me in this meeting you know i had to be at the same one you know what we're going to went up yeah yeah the shoe's on the other foot now wait now it's too arrogant i left a tommy message for tommy but he can't read it towards later yes i saw i've been hiding it you see this isn't well i actually didn't send it to me directly he left uh he left uh you know what you get you guys don't get to learn what he left i'm not gonna tell you you'll have to find out about it on us on a later stream i support you guys but i can't get involved i have to be in the shadows okay the shadows means he's practicing parkour trust me oh sick oh practice all the parkour you need oh yes oh he went into creative mode oh yes oh it's all good oh the payment oh the free items okay i'm getting rid of the netherrack i don't want anything no my boat okay you know we can make more boats it's fine it's fine all right well we just got two netherride ingots pleasure doing business with you see this is why you got to befriend the operators on a server all right it always works out i'm just gonna see technoblade has been made an operator any second now we've got an enchanted golden apple see i'm the king of small talk thank you thank you and now he's ender pearling away incredible and now we logged out all right boys let's trap let's trap where he logged out let's dump love i'm kidding i'm kidding all right all right it was it was a joke it was a joke about the oh we need to get out of here we need to get out of here just [ __ ] vouch for me just tell him there is no problem say it say techno blade there is no problem here attack no blade problem there no is not there's a problem go go go go tommy i need to dig a large hole in this dirt oh can we get him to dig his own crate yeah i haven't yeah i know i have a shovel yeah all you know i can just walk away no oh okay no get in your grave get in your grave get in your grave okay well you know what it's your last day before a time thank you before retirement okay what do you want what i'm not right hey uh hey technoblade you wanna come up here for a second uh you wanna come up here come up here come up the podium let's just let's just let's just send a message real quick we like to send messages around here i didn't i did not think this through i'll just i'll just swim up now that we've got a tubbo in that [Music] in that top box [Applause] what's going on here we uh i'm actually i still can't er tubbo as as the enemy of the state and as a perpetrator to these awful awful people on our side though what are you asking you want me to get him get him some breakfast get him a nice coat what do you mean by take care yeah maybe show him maybe show him a nice five-course dinner you know all right a nice five course there a little reward thank you you know a little snow beep you know black trough potatoes over there i died you're very hungry let's go to the restaurant technoblade we're uh we're running out of on a tight schedule today what what do you want out of me mr president i mean i mean wait listen maybe i only call you in for special favors i mean we we we go way back right i i don't know what you mean great it's been schlatt what are you actually talking about what this man needs a special favor heck no i need i need you to take him out what on this [ __ ] stage oh i'm in a high stress situation i deal with these poorly are you sure listen we haven't we haven't trapped he's jailed i think i think that's enough for uh we could just imprison him not enough i'm i'm loading the crew oh i'm sorry i'll make it as as painless and colorful as possible tubbo i'm sorry tubbo i'm i'm being subjected to mild amounts of peer pressure tub oh oh subscribe to technology we gotta get out of here yeah what are you gonna do yeah what are you gonna do oh he doesn't even he doesn't even attack pathetic pathetic look at this clown you like that guy was that your friend oh we're gonna be good friends we're gonna be good friends yeah yeah i'm all up in your personal space what are you gonna do about it what are you what are you gonna do about it wait does he actually not care is that is that not a hostile i thought that was a hostile mob is it is he always like this i'm you're the one that don't me you're the one that brought him you're the one that brought him what don't give me sass you do uh you looking at me you are you kind of slowly swimming over in my direction you uh you you want pets you want to put well i did nothing that did nothing this is pathetic this is garbage i'm going afk i'm drinking a glass of water this is a joke all right i'm gonna read i'm gonna read my donations this is just sad this is just sad it's like one of like a poodle attacks you in real life and you're like wow this is this is just this is sad uh lycos thank you for the i think you were the 20 canadian dollars a todd studios thank you for the uh the 50 no he's talk studios 52 but he sent me 20 thank you thank you for the donation i'm gonna eat one steak in front of you when all of your work is going to be undone anyways anyways thank you jay i've read that one all right we're back we're getting through this raid in record time guys oh no my armor oh my armor oh it's so close to breaking all the durability chat my armor it's gonna you guys are right you guys are right my armor is gonna break any second now chat and there's no way to repair it because it only has menden on every on every piece of okay i thought i thought the thorns was gonna kill them but i've actually been here for a long time wait he shot it for me he's shooting it for me wow what a terrible teammate what a garbage teammate anyway thank you dankus mimas for the thank you for the 20. my health oh oh my health my health chat why are you freaking out chat relax this there is no danger here there is zero danger i am as safe as i have ever been mind your business you guys are all saying like wow techno blade oh no your armor oh no your arm see look at this guy i've broken his spirit i've broken his spirit he just gave up he's like man this guy this isn't doing any damage he's tamed he's tamed all right i'm just going to finish reading my donation see the thing about it's like raising a dog all right if it's making noise if it's like trying to maul your leg you just gotta ignore it you can't reward that behavior with attention that's just not how you raise a small animal or a child all right you just gotta read your donations instead probably sid thank you for the twenty every oh my god horror stop being stubborn he's walking really slowly all this this is just so much worse it's just so much worse can we kill can we kill for taco bell fans wait a second you ever tried it right like a like a shooting trying yeah oh no i don't have a throw water right there try it in the water you can do that all right i'll try okay hold on let me let me open it up let me open it up there's no way you get this there's no way it is it is different wait am i you're not gonna immediately drown me to death if i land in there right no well it doesn't sound like something you do i would never do that i would not trust fundy i made it whatever you do good job i didn't get the lift all right again [Laughter] i lied i should have expected this well this is the end for me oh nikki don't this is the end for me there's nothing i can do any second now i'm gonna drown to death he's not gonna drown oh i guess my i'll have to say my last words wait techno can you die so i can i can before i die before i die i'm gonna plug my channels shut to the very end everybody subscribe to technoblade subscribe to technoblade please subscribe to tech i'm gonna die any sec subscribe to technoblade i only have a i only have a few more hours of oxygen with my respiration 3 helmet subscribe to technoblade please please everyone everyone go to technoblade's youtube channel and subscribe please please you're running out of time to subscribe to technoblade this is the end this is the end guy already oh this is this is the end i want to get views by clickbaiting oh this is the end yes any second now i'm going to die you could take a damage people oh there he goes people won't have subscribed to my channel before my debt i'll hit 3 million quick get me to 3 million subscribers before i die go go go 3 million oh the life it's draining out of my body oh no only slowly oh no my life oh the death already i want the view my entire life this is the worst fun thing i i am on audience retention to be good my entire life is flashing before my eyes this is the end it's this is the end oh this is the end this is the end for all if only i all i want is to hit 3 million subscribers before i die it's all i wanted oh it's all i wanted oh but i guess i guess that'll never happen i guess it's too late for that you're at least low oh i'm on seven and a half hertz i'm feeling kind of hungry actually oh no no no no oh that's better that's better all right 10 hearts i'm right next to death if only if only people would subscribe to my youtube channel in time i don't want you i don't want you to oh i'm kind of thirsty i'm gonna go get it have you seen how many hours this man has already put into the dream smp he probably has like four backup sets oh my yeah i guess all right techno please just die it's got some water i had to take a break from drowning to drink a glass of water oh i'm back okay okay have i hit 3 million subscribers yet no i still haven't reached it i should tell my viewers that i'm not getting out of here until i reach three i'm just gonna hold the stream hostage oh my god you're holding it oh my god it's gonna hold the stream hostage i hate this i hate this oh i'm hungry again oh almost dropped oh stop eating it i almost dropped to seven hearts i had to oh hold on i left i left the stove on at home i have the supplies for the revolution i've been preparing for the past month we do not lack items all right really okay follow me we're doing a children's crusade follow me to the secret base at the bottom of the lake [Music] buried treasure oh yeah okay it's gonna be so cramped in that base but it's fine we have each other have you have you seen that youtube video where it's like a graph of of how long each person on the dream s p has spent on the server and then when you join you just skyrocket to first into the base oh you hunted them during halloween that's my normal stuff don't take that don't stay from the arrows man i'm so glad that you are willing to share this with us this is great wait wait wait wait this seems awfully familiar boys take what you need i don't i don't oh i like the turn teacher christ right i love hacking oh my god amazed me at the same time [Music] oh wait no that's just the gang that's just emerald how was that it's necessary it's necessary all right get your potions off you are a crazy man yeah i've got a bet all we need is one bed that we all right yeah we just need a bed let's set it at the moment i don't even know what's going on all right boys let's go on the bridge hey guys if we all go home in the home and humming it will sound funny yeah we're going to win this [ __ ] everyone give me back myself you don't deserve it there's another ladder no that is i'm telling you now as a as a man who knows something about 11 and a half stacks of tnt i'm telling you do not have the crystals i don't even know where his armor went i don't know why he smells some alcohol yeah he said she's straight up drunk alcohol are you really a drunk what the [ __ ] i i was so excited for the revolution but now i just now i'm just sad i actually feel bad what are you doing here like what are your last words he just died he just died okay i mean i guess that's we won yeah yeah whoa we killed an old man with heart problems whoa it only took 20 of us yeah we did it the future is now old man guys fizzy just got an advancement he got a better pickaxe you stay right over there tommy you stay right over there tommy stay still do you think you're a hero tommy do you think you're a hero tommy don't do this no run away from techno right now get away do you feel like a hero tommy do you think you're a hero is that what this is i just wanted le mans what just you just wanted power that's all i've ever wanted i didn't i just wanted tommy you just did a coup you just did a hostile government takeover and then immediately instilled yourself as president and then you gave it to your friend but that's still a tyrant tommy well the thing about this world tommy is that good things don't happen to heroes let me tell you a story tommy a story of a man called theseus his country well his city-state technically was in danger and he sent himself forward into enemy lines he slayed the minotaur and saved his city you know what they did to him tommy they exiled him he died in disgrace despised by his people that's what happens to heroes tommy but he saved everyone the greeks knew the score but if you want to be a hero tommy that's fine that's fine blade don't do this don't do this so close if you want to be a hero tommy you want to be a hero tommy then die like one okay why isn't this spawning why is this not spawning this is very awkward stop it why is there a torch here chaos is that a political office this man holds you're president of nothing your country is gone okay bye-bye tommy bye-bye bye-bye tommy hold tommy hold tell me hold tell me how how do what are you doing in my house tommy well hello how are you what are you doing in my house how are you what are you doing in my house no no you are a [ __ ] that's the way to lightly put it you can't kill me so stop trying to act all big and hard all right i actually really you ain't kill you oh yeah well i have you're just taking my idol i have that's not what you have that's what i have don't wait at my house it's made out of wood my house is made out of wood yeah yeah it is it is well i say we call it our house and these guys this house as well why are you letting them in hey well what alrighty hey who are these guys downstairs oh that's my village by the way oh watch out your pants just broke oh hey don't worry i found these in the closet let me give you back my pants well give me back my stuff no you're gonna do this you really want to do this right here oh no no what's going on bye-bye bye-bye now why are these doors open hey wait why play some filters no a zombie got in my villagers what's going on up there sounds like someone's having a rough day what the heck is down this what the heck is this oh no you don't have to come down oh what the heck is this oh well hey hey tell me read the sign bro out i'm feeling so jolly my friend and my other good friend dream how long has this been down here wasn't my good friend no no this guy called dream who we were it was sort of a love-hate relationship you know like like uh like sam and juliet from the hit show friends and basically technoblade what ended up happening was uh i just i need my discs back i mean that was not a good summary at all why are you living underneath my house raccoon oh oh yeah yes triple x baby yeah one two three oh no i did it one two three this is just all right you took a stack of them out of my hey hey look at this will make you feel better now we flow slow wait now give me back my stuff tommy hey hey hey you obviously need to cool down that did nothing oh i need i need you to stand right here all right well i die no you will not what was the point of that i would have stabbed you a while ago oh yeah i guess you see this wall oh yes oh we're gonna do so much violence they're so screwed oh they thought two withers was bad they thought two withers was bad there they should not have messed with technoblade they should have let me stay in retirement tommy oh what okay look look at me in the eyes look at me in the ice we're just getting the discs back all right we're not i don't want to take down necessary look at me dead in the eyes although they have wronged me they have wronged me it is because of wilbur not because they chose to we will not upset leman berg and we will not upset turbo oh no she hit the finer details later tommy will negotiate the finer details later let me check out this armor stuff actually i have a this is my backup set oh cool you just you just yoinked all of it well tommy i was going to give you tommy i was i already already thank you thank you can i have it please let me check this armor out all right bro you got so many you look at what we're surrounded by right now literally wall to wall where this is really from oh hey i just came from skeletons well as long as we don't upset the boys i don't want to uh oh yeah it still seems a little uh [ __ ] up right you're another right chest plate the one you were using it was a little bit scuffed i'm not gonna lie what does that mean there's like there's no durability on it so i gave you a different one oh you know you could just right click on it you don't have to break the armor stand every time okay where are my boots i i definitely gave you boots well i don't see them you have prop 4 boots in your inventory oh yep all right good talk good talk well as long as we get it's filled with garbage that doesn't sound like garbage to me look at this last chest at the uh the bottom middle lower quadrant all right this disc that's not an actual one is it that's not a cannon disc is it per se this this this is a disc tommy this is a sign this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship i literally said i don't want to be friends with you holy [ __ ] look at all the redstone down there oh no no no tommy no no do not break this do not break this tommy it is such a pain to reassemble tommy you have no idea i actually broke it this morning before the stream it was so bad it was so bad okay tell me there's no way to get out of there okay don't you don't place please don't you stay down there you stay down there no it's gonna break everything no it's not no it's not yes it is even a single block hey just use an enderpearl look watch this oh you've got all right you took all my enterprise all right you ended pearl out of there hello dino blade why are you like this why are you like this there you go there you go friend oh i'll do well there's an enderpearl down there now nice work why are you doing this what says that why did you go back down there well i'll have to lend a pill tonight i'm up let's go that's what we're gonna do hit the button i have to check there's any blocks there oh my gosh you cho eyes you eyes big boy

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Length: 45min 57sec (2757 seconds)

Published: Thu Dec 24 2020