technoblade FUNNIEST dream smp moments (one month after joining)

listen pal i could just kill you right now all right i'm not going to because we're such good friends but i just know i could at all times so why don't we just um let's do this trade techno let's do this what do you need what do you need i don't know this is this is like your thing isn't it you're good at this look there you go go on you love this i love this thing well i can guarantee you're you're giving him potatoes to plant like yeah [Laughter] they are i don't know how are you feeling right now they're just telling me plant potato boy plant oh we have okay that's we have a lot of diamonds are you feeling good right now tecno say planting potatoes say the lime sun sun sun tzu said my mother hmm sun tzu has not said much about my mother sun tzu has never talked about his or anyone's mother i hate to break it to you scapian and frost but dream and techno are on their way and they want blood hey no oh wow face dream i don't know oh that's that's not hey we really doing this then the battle of the lake the battle of the lake there's like literally a tower right there and you thought that generated a significant landmark we are like touching this tower no no no you're fine find the bottle of if you do anything to that fish i will burn your disk wait this is over a fish tommy just give him the fish god i didn't even bring a shield wait dad do you have his disk you're so [ __ ] why are we letting tommy like get us into this battle we're like double outnumbered i don't know a lot of viewers but there's one thing i have that you'll never ever ever have i have the blade [Applause] just lay in there get in some shut eye which one of you make me [Applause] do you think i'm scared of technoblade do you know who i have on my side i didn't know do you know you ready yeah you think you i just have an amazing appearance [Music] he joined in him and you're just going you're going uh yeah we have come on login okay yeah well you got me hello technoblade how are you today blade i'm doing pretty good you have new clothes i have new clothes i'm out of that filthy suit that sweaty suit dude and i didn't wash it once i'll be honest with you tenno upload that's concerning when was the last time you washed your um royal gown anyways let me show you the phrase show me the phone show me the phone yeah i'm working hard on the farm i'm actually a little hungry so this is this is good oh okay yeah this is good this is good this is this is a bigger than i was expecting but you know i've seen what you can do technoblade okay how long have you been on this how long have you spent here uh i haven't logged off wait you you haven't logged off the server yeah i've just i've just been here well that's like that's like 14 hours techno boy revolution waits for no man i i respect that i respect that i was expecting the cave to look a little bit more developed in that case oh that's not in my skill set all right that's what i'll be doing today then so i was thinking um i'm gonna i'm gonna get to work on now this is the kind of elevator i want there's there's nothing up here can i at least go down oh there where how do i how do i go how do i get down from here i can't i can't even see the ground hey what if i do this okay okay this just went very bad never question my intellect again you fools you before you thought you thought oh techno blade just throw a pearl i don't want to make it boring and make it boring i'm trying to run a stream over here i need uh i need a better pickaxe so uh okay he's he's here isn't he i'm gonna whistle for the blade and he'll come no no no no that wasn't his dignifier i just caught i'll just call him i just caught it wait wasn't it hey techno hello hey techno i think we were speaking very briefly last night how do i get a better pickaxe i need you you into drugstore no you into drugs stealing drugs not particularly really you kind of break the law no yeah yeah i don't know you always strike me as someone who'd be very into dealing drugs but i was wondering if you can deal me a pickaxe all right what do you have to offer in return friendship i was thinking like more material what if everyone subscribes oh you can't just do this every time i guarantee to you all of my viewers right now are subscribed to technoblade can you just what if one of them is i'm not going to promote you man can you just give me a pickaxe because one day they will i need material wealth either in this world or in real life tommy okay where are you where are you uh i'm like north don't you dare play this game with me again yeah it's just don't you don't believe me don't how dare you how dare you see the fierce gun you can't just screw with my brain like that or maths and [ __ ] it's just a direction who's your favorite woman i know oh my mom yeah okay i'm gonna yeah i'm gonna up the price no you're up the place you're gonna love i'm the one selling you know what no no no no no no no no no no no no no i'm gonna you're going to lower the price you're going to lower the price you're going to lower the price you're going to lower open this under stone stream let me see no no no i've got these couples the pearls but i'll give you the pearls for this i want to see what's in this chest tommy uh why hmm what kind of wealth you have in there listen pal i could just kill you right now all right i'm not going to because we're such good friends but i just know i could at all times so why don't we just um let's do this trade no let's do this what do you need all right i've taken an item from this chest okay there we go what item did you do you don't got to worry about it oh okay what i'm going to do oh as i'm breaking i'm like hey nice touch you didn't have that much nether right yesterday by the way that's really uh i always did yeah i'm not you're scared of me let's go and okay what we're gonna do is i'm thinking about making here i want to hear your your thoughts on this techno blade the blade blade big blades big blades big big man

Channel: Ro0oney

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Id: J27aMq-A-Ho

Length: 9min 2sec (542 seconds)

Published: Sat Oct 10 2020