Technoblade Clips That Cure My Depression...

they added cameras to minecraft okay probably i can live live stream oh techno we [ __ ] uh we [ __ ] up oh parents are pissed i shouldn't have shouldn't have shouted them i shouldn't have i shouldn't even shout why did you try buying their house you're a you're a dick wow you really you really get you really let your cpm get to your head dominance just evict your parents hey tommy let's have a skywars 1v1 okay so you can go to mid tommy it's fine it's fine don't don't worry about this attack i'm gonna go up this tower [Music] oh you can't jump over there there's too many of them [Music] work my goons what the hell hey techno no don't go in the pit okay yes we win minecraft championships oh we win we win we win the win we have denied green team the win streak we win i can't see my eyes because the crown covers it i am the best i can't see anything where am i i can't see anything my skin looks so dumb in this screenshot oh sorry the dream team dude 101v1 ladies and gentlemen we got him please don't be lucky block no it's not lucky block would i do lucky block to you oh my god what if you wait what are you what are you talking about what is this wait wait these are just on the party these these no this is this isn't a part that it's just us in the party these are the random players in our game time dio i found a treehouse my treehouse i'm scared i don't need food just peace oh he's back it's fine look he's back they're moving oh no please please just no just just spare them i'm your biggest fan i'm your biggest fan tommy did a giveaway tommy did a giveaway where your biggest fan can talk to you i won all right yeah i tweeted about it and i said whoever won would that might that your uh technoblade's biggest fan tommy when was this tweet set i'm not i'm not saying see i'm searching tommy in it giveaway and there's there's nothing there you don't seem very excited to talk to me you're kind of being a bit of a dick yeah you're speaking to your biggest fan and you're trying to prove him wrong like one of those aggressive fans isn't it i just feel like i'm getting i'm getting a little bit ganged up on here you know yes because you're being a bit a bit mean no i loved you in minecraft monday like you're so good at minecraft oh my god and when you beat dream in the duel that was so good uh drister do you want to keep walking you've gone all still i've gone still because i can't even move i'm shaking like i can't believe i'm talking your name right no i mean i get that i get that it was like this for me the first time but the more time the more times you realize that he is literally just a picture you want to give away too and you're his no i didn't win a giveaway i mean it's not the same then i mean we just became friends homie it's not the same well it's kind of interesting fight why are you telling us to fight why don't you back me up like you're such a drama queen you're such a drama queen of an instigator from the sideline can you can you at least just walk because i'm sick of standing still do you want to get rid of a techno because he's kind of just being old yeah he's not really backing me up he's just kind of being a bit of a dick yeah it's all right i got my advertising i agree uh when are we getting paid that is an excellent question kilgoon six get him get him he's fired he's fired charged charged get him boys get him get him boys phil that skywals 1v1 go go go it'll be fair relax let's go that doesn't sound i am a beacon of honesty you are absolutely not mothership is a good map to have a skywars 1v1 on team selection insane mode right about any of that don't worry about any of this we're having a 1v1 take no phil don't work phil don't worry about this how can i not worry about this phil phil don't check though [Music] i joined a random game of skywars and these guys were here hello wilbur stop would you call me wilbur i've told you 10. call me by my real name okay william thank you enjoy the slowness potion [Music] i know you're american i know you're american but it's william will i am [Music] wait should we pick up his items they don't despawn when the server i thought somebody did no no one did i was in a plane did they just read welcome to life out here at tractor supply we have everything you need to make the most of it with over 1900 stores near you our team members are ready to help you get everything for your life out here get started at tractorsupply.com uh uh-oh i tried tommy tommy i tried i was so close tommy this is the best war ever can you have a moment of silence for tommy please silence i'm stranded in the ocean all right oh you are you are no no no no [Music] attack my goons [Music] [Laughter] great fantastic this was so much fun i enjoyed that i enjoyed that immensely uh phil i i feel like you kind of lost that one by uh by a pretty devastating margin too there's two ways to get to the top one self-improvement to sabotaging literally the entire community they hold my choice what why levels do you think it's at right now because i'm oh i'm going down uh probably 20 unless i'm giving you a fake number to give you over i would never trick you except for all the times that you've tricked me listen i got a lot of views out of that anything for that one out of ten confetti skeppy that's all i live for i'd betray all my friends for convenience anyways let me show you the farm oh okay yeah this is good this is good this is this is a bigger than i was expecting oh okay how long have you spent there uh i haven't logged off wait you you haven't logged off the server yeah i've just i've just been here that's like 14 hours revolution waits for no man yeah do you have a fishing rod that's very wise i probably don't but i do have 42 string so hello hello hello how hey guys where can i find you i'm in the vault what's the vault all right you've lost your memory god i don't know how to make i don't know how to make a fishing rod anymore i don't know how to make a fishing rod chat chad it's been so long it's been where i tried to make a fishing rod like an axe i'm so sleep deprived i'm so sleep deprived phil phil team with me team with me phil we'll fight the goons together how do i send you a team invite this is going to go very well fellas the goons the goons have turned against us we got to go sicko mode minecraft monday weekend we need to go phil yeah things are things are hitting up already phil i i think we might get owned oh god phil this is not looking good for the antarctic empire field can we go take out this one man oh he's a rod sweat no he pulled out the rod i didn't see him [Music] nope i got this easy victory easy escape easy escape for techno blades how are you so long losers that i always hated goodbye it's not fair hi how is this man so good it's the fair goodbye i want to get out of here i don't want to be here anymore i can't i can't move die i'm a slightly competitive person i can only hold it back so much i thirst for blood i thirst for victory chat i can't take it i need blood would you guys say i'm slightly over competitive no no not at all no i'm reasonable i'm reasonable i'm very balanced you know wait that's the wrong one uh dream you gotta grab it h-bomb not again i will block you on twitter h-bomb oh yeah let's block him dream dream you got both please please i will tell everyone on my youtube channel to subscribe to you [Music] thank you dream [Applause] thank you dream everybody subscribe to dream subscribe to dream right now number one minecraft player in the game dream video dream was taken number one minecraft player thank you thank you dream i just wanna i just want i just wanted to be my friend man do i ask for too much i don't believe in friendship timing that's not he's not friendship isn't some religions i know it really is that's okay you tell ourselves it's real so the cogs of society can turn but no it's not the only thing that's real in this world but tommy is cash okay take no okay you have a very capitalist view does it count does it count though i went through the thing i didn't survive but i went through the thing of course oh my god oh that was awesome doesn't count but it was awesome easy first try baby first try baby [Music] let's go let's go oh first try oh my god oh my god first try we're getting in discord technology that was so easy you need to get out of here oh my god oh i was so trivial and on my first try i did say if you got in your first five attempts i'd give you pigstep that was not the third attempt actually i mean that was the first attempt dude it's so impressive that you hit the button in like two out of three attempts that was so good oh my god all right listen uh there's like 190 220 thousand people listening so just between you and me i'm the only person to have ever achieved something that's difficult no it's never been possible before this you've never been done i'm at the castle but i just i just walked in and the owner just stared at me like what is this fool doing hey i have another gift for you see ya come back when you have an actually difficult challenge anyone but technoblade technoblade is now following me i'm gonna sit let's see what tennis ball gets up to in his day what'd you get up to techno blade go on show me what you do oh you just you're gonna walk and then you're coming up here okay technically i want to see a day in the life bro i want to see a day in the life of the blade you're going to stand by this cabinet you go stand here you [ __ ] kill me with a pistol you kill me with a handgun oh it's beautiful oh it's beautiful jet it's beautiful get rid of this this is ugly no terrible oh now this is dream now this is dream skin right here now this you guys can see this right oh here we go here we go now this is what dreamskin looks like in real life now this is what it looks like you know no we have to stretch out the mouth we have to stretch out the mouth it's not the same it's not the same undo undo the mouth it must be stretched my masterpiece will not be complete oh here we go oh this is dream this is dream they're gonna know they're gonna know oh here we go here we go i'm gonna get so many retweets on twitter you have no idea this is gonna be the greatest dream fan art of all time yes yes please retweet i worked very hard on this fan art for my favorite youtuber at dream oh here we go oh it's beautiful oh it's beautiful chat i'm an artist you know when i first found you in my house you were uh you were just like living in the floorboards like a raccoon and i'm gonna be honest tommy i didn't really respect you back then you were kind of useless loud annoying british you know it's like the worst combination i just i just thought of that i was like oh that's going to be funny just kidding uk you're actually one of my top five countries i love you guys i love you guys please hit the subscribe button and anse if any answer in the chat ants and the british any british ants in the chat what were you saying though problem my baby needs to learn to understand theoretical physics screw all of you who gave you this prompt the solution [Music] a gun no no no it's also a gun beer is the greatest motivator why we're three out of four that baby better learn today that baby better learn he better learn right this instant or i don't know what i'm going to do to that baby i don't know what i'm going to do to that baby if he doesn't comprehend theoretical physics write this i swear to god you better learn those equations that is all you know if you just built this dirt right like sort of full again uh perhaps yeah you know child proofed it i'm older than all of you i'm literally the eldest okay tubbo elder approved it and now i have to look at this i'm [ __ ] trapped mr filzer now he's boxed himself sell this as a carnival attraction like come look at it you don't look at this talking pig that's obsessed with potatoes oh my god just let me know take this we finally found our ruler here take the sharp 1000 sword wait you guys hate women over there i need to reconsider sides i do not know what you've been up to in these past three months with no videos with the country with no women let's go okay we're ready you've screwed me wait no i'm probably on my own oh you found nobody gonna make me break all of them by hand like a janitor hey titan blade oh god do you think you could um don't pay it enough for this one he burned the flag will and he's rebuilding it in the name of [ __ ] i see it i see wait is that you on the stick you're just running through the middle of man bug techno i'm here oh [ __ ] smack and we leave and we leave it must have been the wind it must have been the wind he doesn't suspect he has no idea that something just happened he's like oh oh did i just stub my toe did i just stub my toe that's what he's thinking that's what he's thinking word for work i'm thinking i'm thinking we might like you're optifine cape thank you i can't see it okay [Music] look come downstairs yeah you can deplete the auction or you want no i don't care no technoblade no tech no blade no i shouldn't have shook my head take no blade take no blade teleport please don't do this to me tell nobody don't we need to okay oh [ __ ] emergency buttons are there they hit it like 50 times 25 seconds and i hate to say it to you but there's one thing i have that you'll never ever ever have i have the blade [Applause] i was having a good sleep let's do this okay okay we're getting filtered the king fills it bro they're kind of beating up they're kind of wrecking it actually ah that title is getting destroyed up into two herbs stomped that baby oh that's three but they'll they'll manage surely oh what if we spawned a ravager in there no it's a tank no what is it with you and the ravages bro just leave the ravages out of it man it's a cool mob huh hello you see i wasn't kidding your horse is right here somewhere in sound is eating the wood plank i thought i thought you said you were feeding it something good you feeding it this side it decided to do that but it was you showing away you can see yours is just fine techno i don't know are you i think are you happy i think it was a few pixels to the left the last time i saw no no no no no no no believe me believe me it was in that very same spot well it's clear there's nothing wrong here so i'm just i'm just gonna head on out thank you all right regarding my horse hey no hello my stream tommy why didn't you let me get potions first i don't know have some gaps man have some gaps don't worry yeah nice [Music] they can play spawn eggs man this opens up a whole world for us a whole world of ravagers no tag no leave the ravages the battle of the lake the battle of the lake there's like literally a tower right there [Laughter] you sure you want to do this why are we letting tommy like get us into this battle we're like double out i'm not giving the fish back so either you hand over the disc for the fish or we fight this out and we keep your things all right let me fight it out so do you choose death tommy i guess i choose to fight all right you're right oh my god myself i killed that frost oh my god it's terrible oh look he's back your signature move oh you're throwing away techno his strength guys i'm getting targeted by dream here oh wow there's a lot of cows oh man i'll get this dream oh get there technical guys behind you yeah yeah don't fight fun puns why are you backstabbing all right i say we give him all the mob i have an idea no okay aside from ravages what do we give them ah a vindicator i love that mob yeah what are you gonna do yeah what are you gonna do oh he doesn't even he doesn't even attack pathetic pathetic look at this clown i thought that was a hostile mob was is it is he always like this you're the one that don't have me you're the one that brought him you're the one that brought him you do uh you're looking at me you uh you kind of slowly swimming over in my direction you you want pets you want wow i did nothing that did nothing this is pathetic this is garbage i'm going afk i'm drinking a glass of water this is a joke all right i'm gonna read my i'm gonna read my donations this is just sad this is just sad it's like one of like a poodle attacks you in real life and you're like wow this is just this is sad you know they dealt with that really easily but you know what they wouldn't deal with this easily please right i need to talk to you i need you to explain what your the [ __ ] obsession is with ravages it's just a really cool mob man have you seen it yeah but they're like i don't see how they're useful in the rat cage they're huge yeah i you but how is that useful in the rat cage it's wait that was not me no no that wasn't me that you saw me i was right in front of you wasn't me was i i don't even have a spawn egg i don't even have a spawn egg go kill it go kill the ravager you're gonna make me are you gonna make me kill the ravages yes ten i'm gonna make you kill the ravager it's my friend how much armor does it if i hit it what would happen uh let's not do these experiments it's not an experiment i'm just it's a social it's a social experiment i'm social you just you just use the same word quackity there's a there's something a little a little different about this horse what happened what happened it's different it's not like colored no it looks just about the same i don't see my prized diamond horse armor on this horse but i do see it in your hands where oh you want this i can give you this i have blackstone um quackity oh well i'm not going to give you my you showed ancient debris you are so killable right now you're like no don't kill me i have a stack of diamond blocks in my inventory please no listen listen technoblade technoblade your horse is running away you might want to go and catch it quackity i'm gonna i'm gonna be real to you i care about the armor much more than the horse quaggity no no no no no no no you're happy thank you i gotta go and stash my ancient debris there's something that i've seen on twitter and i need you to explain this to me all right oh god and i'm gonna and i'm gonna scream it's and i and i and i've always over thought this i always overthink this right but now that you're here i can ask you and now i'm not going to overthink it that's not true carl it says the second thing the second worst thing to to ever happen to these orphans what does that mean technoblade what's up i was the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans and what what's the first worst thing to to happen to those orphans quackity they they weren't always orphans you know

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Length: 27min 57sec (1677 seconds)

Published: Sat Aug 14 2021