Technoblade being Technoblade for 8 minutes straight!

big time oh parents are pissed i shouldn't shouldn't have shouted them i shouldn't have i shouldn't even shout why did you try buying their house you really get i've improved my armor a little bit since last episode i got this uh this water hydra head but technoblade how did you get a water hydra head you never leveled up fishing okay well you see that's odd i don't remember there being a staircase here time dio's top secret chest do not touch i earned it and uh schlatt stuff all right that's enough crimes for the day let's murder him i can make a diamond sword if we're quick enough let's just get there's two of us just stab him just stab him i'm going to stop let's go get him that man followed me for 12 years are you serious instantly annihilated i was gonna give you steak i wasn't gonna do it well i have the steak now so delivery successful uh just wastefully wealthy that's the level of wealth i want to get to because you know i'm looking at my under chest i'm looking at my inner chest look at the center chest all right 28 phantom membranes bedrock rocket launcher like over 100 wither skeleton skulls 28 diamond blocks 64 gold three unobtainable monster spawners stack of blocks of emeralds uh unobtainable end rod 22 and other right ingots six notch apples uh six totems of undying this is broke this is broke this is embarrassing this is like day one stuff we need diamonds techno por am i i know right i know it's like nothing like who doesn't have bedrock at this point it's just kind of embarrassing honestly kind of embarrassing only has 28 blocks of diamonds hey techno hello hey techno i was wondering if you can deal me a pickaxe all right what do you have to offer in return friendship i was thinking like more material wealth what if everyone subscribes oh you can't just do this every time i guarantee to you all of my viewers right now are subscribed to technoblade can you just what if one of them is i'm not going to promo you man can you just give me a pickaxe because one day there will i i need material wealth either in this world or in real life tommy ladies and gentlemen ladies and gentlemen oh another another middle school musical time boys take a seat everybody wait okay everyone let's point our guns to them while we're seated it's like the u.s school system [Music] wait scappy's whitelisted got him got him get obliterated skeppy oh and now everyone's joining in now everyone always career oh his career is over i don't need these i have potatoes at home oh my god the destruction i think every single person online is calling him cringe oh my god i had to go to the store the other day i had to interrupt my potato farming because my dad was like hey can you go to the store and pick up my medicine and i was like can i really tell him that i'm not getting his medicine because i need to farm potatoes can i really look i'm an atheist but when god sends me to hell i want him to hesitate okay i want him to hesitate for a few seconds yeah so we're gonna need a lot of cobblestone how are you though big man how have you been i'm pretty good since we last spoke what did you get up to uh pretty much nothing really sure you've done you've done something right you think what did somebody what did you what did you do i have achieved nothing of value what what are you it's just oh it's just you said that you said it very passionately for how low of an achievement it was oh yeah not even just proudly hey you know what hey surely you've done reality surely you've done something i've just been reading and sleeping man we live we live sad lives you and i truly [Music] this would be so much more morbid without the the upbeat animal crossing music i really hate to know what this is like on your pov y'all i got an idea what most speedrunners don't know this tactic but if you can put me into creative mode for a few seconds i think something could really work yeah okay okay oh wait there's an enderman there's two endermen right there it worked wow it worked whoa who knew creative mode could be so useful this is a bigger than i was expecting but you know i've seen what you can do technoblade oh okay how long have you been on this how long have you spent here uh i haven't logged off wait you you haven't logged off the server yeah i've just i've just been here well that's like that's like 14 hours techno boy revolution waits for no man i i respect that i respect that i was expecting the cave to look a little bit more developed in that case oh that's not in my skill set all right that's what i'll be doing today then so i was thinking if i pretend to be a cow he won't hurt me because everybody knows technoblade would never kill his cows oh no i see what he's thinking he's holding these cows hostage oh technoblade you won't hurt me because if you hurt me the sweeping edge of your sword will hurt your cows you'd never bear to do that yeah a baby just died i think i saw a baby just die and it means nothing to me it means nothing to me you thought i had a shred of mercy in the soul die thanks for the pearls [ __ ] appreciate your skill level and i appreciate your ability man but you know what i don't appreciate i don't know i don't know you well enough yeah sorry i got distracted by the dog he's talking about he's a member of our nation it's all right he's sorry and i appreciate what you're offering to do i'm afraid you haven't gained trust yet look just stop look at the [ __ ] dog all right he's fine the kid's jumping in front of me the first term written down here if you'll just come and read it [Music]

Channel: Nightmare

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Id: TZzM5A30J1A

Length: 8min 10sec (490 seconds)

Published: Fri Apr 09 2021