The Best Commercials Ever Made

[Laughter] look who decided to show up i'm six minutes early see amigo punta no don't say that what did i say you just said point in today's video i challenged myself and six of my friends to create the most creative commercials they could think of i gave us four days and in that time we made the best commercials ever made [Music] hey carson what [Music] i don't know what he said anyways so i'm gonna show you guys my idea and then you guys are gonna go off and then buy uh august 10th you guys are going to show me your commercial oh you give me four days deadlines i'm literally not gonna even be at my house the deadline for our video is four days the deadline for the question to edit this one is one year [Laughter] stop do i have any restrictions wait what do you mean restrictions i don't know can i kill someone on camera i'd imagine not would you as well carson well you can hear this right you're a pro okay all right three two one you're probably thinking i wish i had a rat to trap with my rat trap look at my lonely rat trap it doesn't have a rat friend next to it i wish i had a wrap to i wish i had a i wish i had a rat to trap with my rat trap rat in a can rat in a can gets you your rats right when you need them ever been sitting on your couch and thought man i could really use a rat right now well here's a rat and a can real rat in there yes oh my god and now you have your rat you order a rat and a can and then we ship it put it in your house why did the rat go to china it looks like you didn't even look for a proper map of the resolution like as if a little world map isn't like one of the most accessible things take it out of the can yep it's a rat is that my campbell soup no that's just my rat in a can life just isn't the same without my rats in my house i could really you're losing energy quick well guess what we got him we've got rabbits you guys are talking over my commercial this is how we do it on the couch i'm analyzing it we have 23 seconds left that's a suspiciously empty rat warehouse well well maybe you're just not open to the possibilities more like a nothing warehouse they're there i don't see them it's an entirely like clear floor if there were rats there we'd be able to see him this is a weak wear the only thing i see in this frame is carson i'm not feeling a rat in this frame right now carson i am my rat in a canon i could use a rat it's just a rat it's a big rat in a can anyways buy a rat in a can it comes in what do you even what are you doing what is that he's doing idle animations are those washers on your cuff those are buttons please they look like washers oh yeah they are washed it looks like you were assembling furniture those are buttons looks like you [ __ ] dug through a recent demolition site and grabbed some washers can you show me where the rats are kept again are the rats responsibly sourced carson so anyways that's the kind of vibe we're going for so are these are these rats regulated oh my god so we all have to make a commercial about rats no don't make them about rats you can do anything as long as it's advertiser friendly don't do it about it i think can i do a commercial for a reason i want to do my commercial about rats [Laughter] carson the idea is too broad we need to narrow it down yeah just do what you want do what you want and then and then and then we're going to convene on the 10th ladies and gentlemen it's time you have sent me the best commercials ever made and we are going to watch them together a day late you gave us no time i gave you four days and you all gave it to me one hour uh making me content for video you have your free free content free labor all right who should we start with when we start just remember what you asked for okay exactly yeah don't expect don't expect anything from us pal okay nick is first my name is nick and i have a problem my upstairs neighbors you see they're very loud so i invented the long stick invent another t-shirt goddamn it nice you just put the shoe on the stick uh-huh like like so transition little next second oh my god is not the only thing you can do with this stick you can also cook play video games gaming is that real too easy ukulele you can even use it as an umbrella my idea came from the stick around two weeks ago when i ordered a rug off amazon and inside that rug there was a stick nice you too can have your very own stick with just two installments of thirty dollars if you buy this rug off amazon yeah i get no money from this only satisfaction that other people have long sticks call now call now i kind of want a long stick i'd buy a long stick i think everybody would benefit from a longer stick true i didn't quite catch that ted what did you say ted's up next [Laughter] hey you sir do you ever wonder uh do you ever wonder why i wonder what people are saying about you yes do you ever wonder if people are saying [ __ ] about you behind your back all the time look no further trust me my name is drendro my and i'm yeah to show you the biggest biggest new invention on the town okay my invention is called the rats dropper what's the rat's dropper oh yeah it's a rat what the [ __ ] another rat one the people's homes and it eats relays the information back to you how does it do this well i'll tell you it's got a usb port oh back it's a cyborg rat i forgot to tell you that part and it's it's got microphones in its ears and it'll listen in and let's say oh oh you're wondering you're wondering how that date went with sally yeah it was probably pretty bad yeah holy [ __ ] i gotta see that again i like the trap music in the background sounds like you're about to start spitting the bars what is that is that a house arrest ankle bracelet like a valley in transparency wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait what why who is this yeah it was probably pretty bad yeah you [ __ ] up when you asked to you you [ __ ] up when you asked for sex on the first date bob you're a [ __ ] idiot get the rat drop and put it into her chimney it'll climb down the chimney and it'll it'll hide in her fireplace and it'll listen and it'll hear what he what she's saying to her girlfriends and if if you're a creep or not because up until this point you definitely weren't a creep but now you are rat drop it's [ __ ] creepy that's actually very innovative i would get one that's sick yeah that's it usb cells it smells like there's another rat can we get us why did you choose to do another rat ted because i wanted to spite you because he told us we couldn't do rats oh how long did you you guys spend on your commercials i started mine like two hours ago one hour ago i spent 20 minutes online i did let's see yours mason [ __ ] [Music] what what are you selling i can't tell if you're actually there oh my god that was sick oh [ __ ] get the [ __ ] out of the way mason it's a live demonstration it's the number dirt from icarly yeah what that's very fun that was the most effective advertisement because i too want to melt ice and you never said a single word [Music] hey it's my turn hey hey it's my turn stop what you're doing stop stop it stop what you're doing i got an itch it's time for an ad it's it's the ad don't click that it doesn't do anything don't click that this friday august 21st at 3 pm est my new youtubes crying carson will be dropping remember this meme the one where joe swanson is behind me for some reason well we're making a figure that for charity in honor of the release i'm doing my biggest giveaway yet one lucky winner is going to get the ultimate carson youtube's experience a package including all five of my youtubes to enter the competition just go to my subreddit and find this pin post which includes really dumb green screen footage of me use that footage to make the best ad for my uh youtubes and on friday i'll pick my favorite it's that simple set your clocks for friday at 3 pm est because i want to sell out sell out because ten dollars for every youtube sold is going to be going to the jed foundation the gen foundation established in 2000 is the leading us organization dedicated to mental health well-being in teens and young adults i'm making no money on this youtubes my goal with this youtubes was to help people but also give my fans something that they probably like so if you want a figure the drop is limited edition once it's gone it's gone so set your clocks 3 p.m uh the the date thanks a ton guys so now on with the video we're gonna watch josh's thank god i like short films [Laughter] you're in for a treat selling cars today i'm selling big cars they are so long there's so many cars here at my dealership hey you over there come with me so much charisma if you step over here here's the here's here's my baby okay so brother if you come over here let's let's come on walk with me walk with me over here though this one look i i this one that's a car you're on the car what are you looking at off camera if you're looking directly at carson this vehicle right here is so much cheaper than the competition i am selling it for only this one now let me tell you about this this beauty this is a bicycle over here that's eerie anyway walk with me i don't want to keep walking i just want a car this entire ad has been [ __ ] walking on this microphone walk with me god you're breaking my immersion you know my wife bought me this shirt she said she's he said she said wow you know the other day i was at the guy i was at my car store and he was like we saw the cars i didn't have any cars because i sold them all you should come to my car store cars you know i get really i get really lonely at night oh yeah uh come my store but this is out of control would you buy a car i'd walk with them i've got a commercial guys are you tired of men with hair me too wanna see celebrities but they have no hair oh shoot well then come on down to celebrities football.com the world's greatest index for celebrities that are bald we were tired of celebrities that weren't bald so we sat down and made them bald ninja people mr beast spongebob these are some of the great bald celebrities you'll see on celebrities what what's wrong it's a real website what the [ __ ] that wasn't pitbull that was vin diesel if you click on bald pitbull on the actual website it takes you to a picture of dwayne the rock johnson troll they all they all link to dwayne the rock johnson what the [ __ ] what do you mean why what do you think of my website i mean hey that's ineffective most of these people are already bald huh well what happens when you click pitbull which one the bottom one yeah that one what happens when you click the other pitbull i knew it next up junkie janker oh come on what come what the [ __ ] what is the dream to us it's being faster is that you're efficient what the [ __ ] you gotta open your eyes to see the true beauty of your surroundings take in every little detail that goes on beneath the surface this is unnecessary don't drown i don't know what that's that's just two ladybugs [ __ ] i don't look at them this car is going fast pressing start on the ignition [ __ ] car to have firepower to reach for this you gotta be better go faster [ __ ] harder even if you might lose it all [Laughter] lettuce why didn't you play mine before his car said sandwich [Laughter] [Music] oh it's going again what happened all right and now quackity's oh boy i sure do love driving in my toyota prius 2008 in traffic back los angeles i didn't mean i didn't mean to you yes you you're probably wondering how this is gonna proceed hey most flips at a time world's record b car speed world's record receive [Music] should not be in the wild unsupervised but most importantly kids should not exist true true true remover the child remover is a 98 capacity bus that will take your kids in an instance give us a call in your childhood what the [ __ ] this are some is customers hello it's me arnold idiots i hate children so much satisfying i bought the child removal because [ __ ] them kids thanks buddy be right back goodbye the child remover in order to play the clip of it running over the kids oh my god who is who did you get to be arnold [Laughter] i got the real guy i believe we have one more entry please just watch this and forward to anyone you think may be interested in the streamable link hey fellas if you're anything like me you forget to put the toilet seat down from time to time and i don't know about you but my lady doesn't like it when i leave the toilet seat up that's no problem though because today i bring to you a very special announcement what what the [ __ ] is that purple that's the pope that's the pope if you want a job this summer a paid internship with great benefits come down to my house and help me watch the pope he almost never moves and there's a bunch of different pillars that the pope sometimes splashes if it goes a bright blinding white that means it's time to say the prayers if it turns blue that means he's sad you're saying a prayer if it goes red you're basically [ __ ] it's the vatican [Music] hi i'm calling about the internship hello slide can you hear the color is he red or blue mason what color is he right now the colors make noise miner they actually went out in the middle of that that's the pope it's some phobias right i called the number and it was just heavy breathing [Laughter] and then you went back to hair drying your ice yeah you're wondering what the other number was [Music] you

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Length: 22min 20sec (1340 seconds)

Published: Tue Aug 18 2020