The Office but it's Just The Tantrums - The Office US

I'm really sorry but I have to let you go and it's purely budgetary ah kill my mic we already have a Santa Phyllis what the hell is going on Phyllis Jim Phyllis and Santa yeah Phyllis yeah I told her a long time ago she could do it take it back that is absurd what improvements would you make as office manager for starters I really think we can streamline communication around here that's a very heavy accusation to level against Toby I have two relationships with Andy I have a personal relationship and I have a professional relationship personally yeah I think he's a rat how many windows are there in New York City what how far away is the Sun uh 93 million miles and the diameter of the Sun is 870 000 miles which makes it 109 times wider than the earth and 333 000 times heavier than the earth shut up about the sun shut up about the Sun why didn't you pack the Apple snacks why didn't you pack the Apple snacks guys because whenever I pack the bag you say I do it wrong guys why don't you pack it guys Kevin what do you want to see a video of a weatherman who says bold front instead of cold front it's insane can't you see we're busy I'm just gonna have to go to the store okay it's all about Philip I hate Philip oh did I want to harm Michael the one man I've been hired to protect no I did not are you okay are you sure you're all right yep thank you screw corporate they probably stole the idea anyway uh corporate's still nothing okay Daryl brought this idea to me and then I told them give me Daryl full credit so I need to screw corporate everyone let's give Daryl a round of applause as planned [Applause] all right a little peeve to Daryl right now he went to Gabe behind your back no he didn't go behind my back he went over my head he went over your head to go behind your back what is taking someone from behind no Michael listen this cannot stand can't have workers going straight to corporate makes your job Superfluous it was a good idea though here's another good idea corporate chain of command we need to strangle Daryl's idea hey Kelly screw you excuse me that is no way to address the superior oh yeah oh what was that all about forgot her birthday it was yesterday what happened to you guys give it back what is this it's real simple if you don't appreciate what we do then give us back our basket maybe you should leave maybe we should maybe we should leave come on let's leave but before we leave my wife friend and I are gonna wait for our cabs on your nice couches can you call us a cab please I'm gonna oh sorry look my clothes are so wet wet nice leather oh my shoes are so muddy all right here you go take it there it's been opened yeah it was mine What's missing for turtles where are the turtles where are the turtles come on guys get out of here okay where are they excuse me I have an announcement to make we seem to be missing a box of chocolate turtles with pecans and we will not be leaving the premises until we obtain them hand over the turtles now I ate them okay I ate the turtles they're gone abilia Kevin oh you know my name well that is shocking Kevin could you not do that what I'm moving the ink down in my pen for work here use my pen don't tell me what to do shh I don't need this and you obviously don't need me Kevin where are you going away tell Phillip that his stupid little baby wish came true what the hell are they talking about um probably about the extremes of the human physique do you think Kevin is going over my head I don't oh my God okay all right all right all right you know what that's inappropriate Kevin I am your boss and if you have something to say it goes through me and then I take it to Gabe chain of command do you understand I am so sorry are you sorry I just thought what did you just thought well Gabe asked me if there were any really cool Lady Gaga moves that he could do for the catwalk and so then I told all right I told him that there was this one cool move where she Powers down like a robot okay okay but I I I'm so sorry that I didn't tell you first well don't let it happen again you think that I would let this happen again no way Jose you good you said that I could not invite Dwight because he was not part of a couple and because we didn't have enough wine glasses Dwight brought glasses and a person fine whatever you want just like always whatever you want whatever I want it's when I I wanted to see stop and you wanted to see Wicked what did we see we saw when I said that I wanted to have kids and you said that you wanted me to have a vasectomy what did I do then oh when you said that you might want to have kids and I wasn't so sure who the second reversed and then when you said you definitely didn't want to have kids who want to reverse back step stop step I did okay okay you have no idea the physical toll the three vasectomies have a person this office will not be using any new technology ever it's already no that is not correct Ryan thinks that technology is the answer well guess what I just drove my car into a lake is it what I drove my car into a lake why you may ask did I do this well because of a machine a machine told me to drive into a lake and I did it I did it because I trusted Ryan's precious technology and Wilbur got me into a lake exactly did you get any clients back maybe maybe not time will tell but I will tell you one thing those gift baskets never endangered anybody's lives game set match Point Scott came over land of game I don't ask for much for Christmas I really don't it's not like I'm begging people to buy me diamonds and broach pendants oh buy me something expensive or I'm gonna kill myself that's not but when you need my help because I am ruining everything don't look at me behold Jesus Christ those of you who wish to join me that's great I am excited by that and those of you who don't I forgive you but I never forget wow Michael this must be obvious how wrong this is oh the Antichrist okay you can't ow Stanley Eartha Stanley not me yes you come on Stanley put your little game down and and join the group no Stanley we're doing having a little bit more I've been a brainstorm session I don't understand why you keep picking on me so this is the disputed poster now one at a time I want you to express your feelings using I emotion language and no judging or you statements I got this poster poster Christmas and I feel I want to see it every day it makes me feel like the babies are the true artists and God has a really cute sense of humor come on seriously that I don't like looking at it it's creepy and in bad tasting it's just offensive to me it makes me think of the horrible frigid stage mothers who forced the babies into it it's Kitsch it's the opposite of art it destroys art it destroys Souls this is so much more offensive to me than hardcore porno okay where is my freaking phone you know what maybe it's in the ceiling you know what maybe you're in the ceiling okay I don't trust you Phyllis and I'm also sorry that a lot of people here for some reason think it's funny to steal someone's personal property and hide it from them here's a little news flash it's not funny in fact it's pretty freaking unfunny it was an overreaction hit the break room does anybody want anything man you good sure okay yeah yeah wow it's actually pretty close right now watch let me take you from behind what watch out Kelly my sucker puncher I didn't sucker punch you Michael no really in case you'd remember I was defending my honor oh is that like a samurai really well they offered Dwight was for one punch which I absorbed I had no idea that there'd be a second punch so catch 22. okay fine give it your best shot two punches go look if we were in a bar right now there would be two punches me punching you and you hitting the floor no I'd block your first punch rendering you in effect oh really yeah you know what you're just lucky that we're at work right now ooh what about uh Dwight's dojo no they just have classes it's free during the day it's fine look hey Michael hey Toby hey you know what I have an idea why don't you leave right now why don't you walk away from the room okay fine we'll go at lunch home for dinner come on Micah open your mouth hello workers salt of the earth listen to what I am saying unto you everyone I have heard your cries for rest and I am inviting you up to our Christmas party where you can eat and drink and have fun hell yeah thanks Mike everyone please welcome our friends from the warehouse I command thee to mingle and make merriment Libations and food please enjoy enjoy that was very nice of you Yes actually nicer than Santa Jesus doesn't judge my problem is we only have food for us so what a love to heads up on this well would love to have been the central gift giving figure but I guess neither of us is getting what we want right without a smile yeah your clothes may be bow Pokey look you gotta go you can't just sit here and cry oh I can't so just sit here and cry Merry Christmas Creed thanks Santa I love it and he doesn't even know what it is and it's probably terrible so save the receipt get the receipt Creed oh oh what's Dwight gonna get what is it yes oh yes it's space garbage Dwight's gonna be able to build himself a friend dick calls with crap been very good this year I have yeah except for cheating on your wife adulterers of sin look it up in the Bible people what'd he get he got scented candles oh well that's appropriate a lot of fire where you're going better get used to it you're going to h-e-l-l double hockey sticks going to hell Stanley amen David guess who I am sitting here dressed as give you a hint his last name is Christ is a power flight he can heal leopards Michael I am Jesus David and you know why because Phyllis a woman has you slurped my role as Santa Michael Michael what is a very very bad time really what's going on Stephanie can you hop off please sure David what the hell how rude does she do that all the time you want me off this call too Michael hey what get off get off the phone oh hey that's nice everybody enjoying their meal hey babe yeah how about we take the beer sign down until our guests leave and then we can discuss it no no I'm gonna leave it up I didn't get ties the whole room together okay Jack thinks Hunter's very talented you know what I'm looking that good at least he's an artist BFD I'm a screenwriter and I'm a Candle Maker but you don't hear me about it no all you do is you get me to try to work on my rich friends for an investment opportunity man I would love to burn your candles you burn it you buy it oh good I'll be your first customer you're hardly my first [Music] that is a 200 plus your screen TV you just killed good luck paying me back on your zero dollars a year salary plus benefits babe thanks [Music] I'm gonna get going fine get out of here [Music]

Channel: The Office

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Id: R0035OsKwFc

Length: 15min 56sec (956 seconds)

Published: Sat Aug 12 2023