It's FINALLY HERE!! | Arzette: The Jewel of Faramore

you're watching game grumps that's our gaming channel but if you want to see us on camera do a bunch of goofy stuff too go to the Grumps youtube.com/ theeg Grumps thanks in advance we'll see you there hi Dad you have a [Music] dad hey I'm grum I'm not so grum and where the game grumps oh yeah it like the shortest synth wave song of all time wow an authentic old thing it's real everybody a CDI software production oh I get it CDI ah smart I thought that said the jewel of Paramore that would be Haley Williams yes the kingdom of phomore new peace for an age a beautiful Bountiful land it has been ruled by the Royal Rockland family that looks like aena such Tranquility could not last yeah your character peace was the evil demon Lord dmer who amassed an army of evil in an effort to conquer the land and plunge it into Eternal Darkness like the driven by greed and power several ad's cause like Duke noeli we got our daughter 7 years old to do this intro battles ensued with hope fading from the hearts of the people in a desperate measure the king and his royal advisor walram I promise I'm not making these names up as I go along Di's Lair W in the country of oan yeah wag Dar and use [ __ ] pris colors for this dude and an unlikely hero Dale confronted the demon king and found him more adorable than ever it was really difficult to cut these shapes out of these drawing fighting and Magic imprisoned The Demon King in the book of oan why does that look like me why does that character look like how people draw me really does the pink and the hair his Dark Army was vanquished ensuring victory for the forces of good the end no G the je of pH following dimer's defeat the king ordered each of the five Jew shards to be guarded at separate locations in perpetuity perpetuity is not one of the location end the traitorous Duke nelki was sentenced to a lifetime hard labor Dale retired ased by three step sisters princess AR yeah we're just like just going and then she got coffee okay to that end she sat in that Cafe once again she had a hazelnut latte but they gave her chocolate latte and she wasn't really happy about that they also misspelled arette as you might have suspected on the cup rette yeah it's your name oh how do you know how it's spelled cuz it's right there oh on something else yeah on the Starbucks cup Jewel shards was no easy task but now take that book long last I have returned oh my God for freeing me I this is so authentically Zelda CDI yes they're not moving around randomly enough yeah it's almost not shitty enough they they did a great job though of course Master very good henceforth you'll have the power to crush your foes he green now my name I'll call you green guy on to other matters I won okay actually now we're talking servants I am pleased you've not forgotten you see that lady cat pirate oh dude I mean I was staring and it I was looking respectfully whatever whatever yes whatever my revenge will be unforgiving the they need to move around more and be like get all up in the camera and [ __ ] you know yeah well Kingdom will be mine okay don't yeah we'll fight guess wow this moral bro is really smooth worst fears have come true dier and his minions have returned that's impossible get a [ __ ] hold of yourself dude oh our vigilance waned the jewel shards are With the Enemy easy peasy we just got to get and trap him in that old book right if only a dark fog has F the land it prevents our approach your eyes cannot see daylight out there what about the sacred beacons they weakened daer before I'm afraid that due to complacency they've been left unlit oh well that's [ __ ] great just the king is like start kicking a wall oh well what can we do well a good attitude as you know only a member of the royal family can rekindle the beacons they'll side eye the girl well I'm not another issue my Scouts report sightings of dark tapestries that impede critical paths to take them down yeah just get pair of scissors or something my ancestors hid sacred candles throughout the kingdom that confir earn these tapestries that settles it then another fun adventure for me to stay out of oh that guy I get that guy I've placed teleportation Scrolls throughout the kingdom that you may use so long don't burn them with the candles or whatevered I'll be leaving then good luck before you go what's the code to the bathroom be 1426 1436 got no wait H [ __ ] it guess all pee in the sink want to not working let's get started move left or right to start running oh boy wow press this already looks so much more competent than the actual Zelda CDI games press attack to slash your sword hey you have a smart sword it interacts with both objects and people it hurts only those that aren't friendly get some bombs by slashing that bag I'd love to but I have bombs you had bombs press item to use items try bombing some some column try bombing some column yeah now I got to go back and get some [ __ ] more bombs dude used up my bombs it just sounds like a devil on Tandra you going to go out go to the bar maybe bomb some columns tonight moving up allows you to enter doors and ladders okay let me in go in that door okay yep you can Crouch by moving down moving power this old trick gets you into tight spaces uh no Oh Aaron against form this game was made for me status and set options so much space huh some paths are closed to you until you have the right tools okay while you explore remember to light please I just want to hear the cool smooth jazz soundtrack I know right it's getting all Meely on the keys one other thing how how are you doing one other thing my dad and I haven't really been getting along lately I'm pretty good Scrolls allow you to exit to the world map okay thank you go ahead take off okay okay thank you that is classic what are you waiting for and you're the one holding me back dude yeah what are you waiting for somebody to stop talking you fool whoops threw a bomb at him oh these [ __ ] are so dead oh this is adorable look at this it is still a little like floaty and janky but it's a lot better oh and it's hard as [ __ ] apparently it's not that hard no I'm just being silly okay I'm just I'm just being silly got to [ __ ] kill this stump up here this guy's huge take his gems flying turkey dactyl watch out for the turkey dactyl hey watch out for the turkey tctl thank you thanks a lot they all sandwich you get it turkey sandwich you like turkey sandwiches right you're almost dead again it's okay I'll um survive this one just got to time my sword slash correctly you know got to stay up here in my ragar trees excuse me sir boy this music is whoops fantastic can't even [ __ ] hear it cuz it's so it's my sound effects are so in my commentaries now you're in the uh tree I think the music lowers when you're in the tree oh really s diagetic like that yeah my L Ron hubber no I'm talking about dages bro it's the concept in which a a sound that you hear in the context of a movie or a video video game is actually in the world of said video game or movie ah close all the doors okay clean your room how do I get the [ __ ] up there oh oh elevator yes cool they gave you a minute to like figure this one [Music] out going suck your dick all right take it easy over there Daddy's going to suck your dick in the r r r did you know there's a compilation out there of me just telling you throughout the years to take it easy really someone put that together all right man take it easy yeah I watched it for like 5 minutes I was like gez you know I really do say that a lot then again every single one of these has been Justified oh yeah well I CU I need to [ __ ] take it easy you are the person who takes it the least EAS anyone I've ever known yeah dude well you know what's what's life if you're not going to commit to a situation that's true you're very committed if you're not going to [ __ ] like say something and then stand by it mhm like what's the point were you just going to [ __ ] get corrected all the time and it's also something I've been saying with my friends for many many years oh great they finally sent someone to kill me boy that's such a CDI voice make it snappy I'm sure you got places to go other people to kill no who would do that my name is Cyprus I want to move into town but the Mater thinks I'm a monstered man I don't think that well you are really yeah you look great you think I'm a disgusting rabid mut well right now I do I think you could convince the mirr to let me move in then I definitely won't eat children among us if you do this Old Lantern is yours okay hey mayor will you let a monstrous wolf creature into the town I get a lantern if you do well all right does he eat children he said he wouldn't I trust him speak with the mayor to help him and you'll get the lantern important quests like this are logged on your quest screen okay so this is my quest screen all right so I don't have to do right now cool maybe later though oh but yeah to finish that uh take it easy thing um it goes way back um to A A Restaurant my friends and I were in years and years ago when I was in college and there used to be this dude who would just like yell at the uh at the people in his uh kitchen and you could hear it through the walls so it was it was so funny like every time we'd go there we' just hear him like through the wall like why did you just take it e so funny and the other what was the other thing you'd say like everything is under control I didn't know that was a real guy oh yeah yeah it I think it was like a Greek diner or something like a funny little character that you had I mean it it it became that yeah but yeah why youing why is everybody just deing I mean that wasn't exact it sort of morphed into that accent but like yeah it it had roots in reality I love I love characters that are that're like the thing that they are saying that they're implying somebody else's oh yeah yeah absolutely it's like you're acting crazy right now yeah well we don't truly see ourselves Aron I know Like That Hideous disgusting monster creature that you're helping out that you're helping devour children in the town he seems fine he's just a little misunderstood is all he's got a lantern did you see that Lantern it's [ __ ] epic dude Gotti listen to this music no no no I am one hit away I'm getting [ __ ] in the [Laughter] ass God what does that remind me of I'm not saying I don't like it oh yeah in uh 40-Year-Old Virgin where he's getting waxed who oh please what's happening should I know what's happening I don't know maybe I'm teleporting I think I'm teleporting oh golly it's our zette holy [ __ ] you've already lit a beacon I doubt the rest will be that easy any new info indeed my Scouts have reported blockades enchanted with color magic how am I supposed to get through them you'll need a tool that can fire magic of the same color take this gun something else I have to find careful Ary don't get red in the face tell me there's only one color to deal with [ __ ] done with this one to my knowledge three types of color magic over them don't look so blue princess oh man this guy's going to get strangled by the ass I'm going back now they I think they're [ __ ] 3D models and they just drew over them interesting who there's so many places to go yeah dude uh where was World to explore where was the guy pardon me where was the guy the wolf no the guy that the wolf wanted me to talk to the the mayor of the Town yeah was that farore town uh let's well that yeah that would probably have a May okay hi up hi mayor please grant that beastly brute that sniffly Hound here in my poker Deon never how did he get in there my smart sword doesn't hurt friendly folks you're not being very friendly Dam citizenship to Mr Cypress granted a hoyo wow she threatened to kill him awesome bring these to Cyprus okay okay citizenship granted to The Wolf Man yay I'm doing the Lord's work because you threatened to kill the mayor all right well I got to go find him again [ __ ] I got to go all the way up there it's worth it oh wait can I just which is faster what do you mean well he was like kind of in the middle of this stage in between here and the teleportation Rod I just stick with what you're doing I'm just stick with what I'm doing yeah I think you're right right I'll probably just stick with what I'm doing yeah he's going to throw it oh maybe next time what a dick hole dude dick hole Yeah that's where my pee comes out of I don't really Aaron is that right I don't regard it very highly what yeah whoa so whenever I call somebody a dick hole it's a bad thing not a good thing I'll keep that in mind just wanted to make sure that you understood where my mind was at regarding this matter bro you're a dick hole and not may I add the good kind I mean that's also where where where [ __ ] comes out of so like why wouldn't you be like oh hell yeah I love my dick hole I wish we weren't having this conversation I'm just saying you did it already oh [ __ ] it's going to start me down here though yeah that's okay I got my life back bro ow and I get to keep my gems oops I'm being a little uh little Cavalier getting a little cocky over here got my life back and nothing can stop me other than a flying axe to the chest looks like my life has been stolen once again whoops who could have foreseen such a thing I do like the glowy guy though he's cool yeah that's that's an interesting touch there he reminds me of the floating George Washington's from the CDI oh you can can you hit that candle no not yet it's blocked off what up do what about that candle up there looking at the newest citizen of phore town really I can't believe it I'm looking at dinner right have a l see you around kiddo boy hell yeah there's more slide whistles than I'm used to Candle I want that candle but I can't get at it bro dang bro bro I can't get at it bro bounds yo I want that but I can't get at it bro how do I [ __ ] can I not teleport from where I'm at yo hold on hold on sacred candles burn barriers oh okay word okay so I got to get these sacred candles and that'll burn down this [ __ ] right all right that's no problem I'll just um I'll just find a way to get up there is all yeah I love this girl dude can you um can you like kneel and then power up a jump nope there's worth a shot that is some very Zelda 2 [ __ ] you're thinking of yeah or Mario 2 Mario 2 does it as well all the twos mhm don't do it in Castlevania to but that wasn't made by Nintendo was it it was nope Konami oh oh oh sorry who was made for Nintendo stupid dick sorry you're a dick hole could you imagine if like like when PlayStation and Nintendo were coming out you know and they were all like man that thing was relentless I know I wanted to turn around but I didn't think I'd have enough time um [ __ ] uh wouldn't it be crazy if if like during the height of their rivalry and [ __ ] was like N64 versus PlayStation they were just like yeah we'll license a Mario you can just make a Mario game for the PlayStation did that did something comparable to that ever happen yeah with the Zelda games with the c I guess maybe it's just that they never thought CDI was any threat to them wow it's like a power move almost I mean is it possible cuz they sure didn't do it with a big Corporation yeah maybe they had stake in CDI pH is a pretty big company they're still around that's true just like I don't know if their console was oh regarded very highly in the industry I don't think so yeah just the idea that they would like rent out their IP in general was nuts to think about I would want my dream with Game Grumps has always been to get some shitty IP for something and then like make it a gang Grumps thing uh such as i o oh burn that tapestry you don't have enough sacred candles dude dang it you don't have enough sacred candles all right whoa whoa whoa um I'm just hanging out there was a company let's talk to this guy cave systems nearby throw a bomb and you'll be sping in no time I'll take a look not so fast if you run out of light you might not make it back take this if you use rope in Dark Places You'll Escape back to safety I appreciate it oh boy they are authentic oh I'm glad they're having fun with it you might run out of light down there here take this thing it will not give you [Laughter] light okay I need a bomb got it um there's a company called Data East yeah I've heard them yeah so they uh forever yeah they went out of business and then they were selling all of their IPs okay and that's right I remember this I really wanted um carav carav and chelnov the atomic Runner wow cuz they are related yes um so cuz I wanted to make an atomic Runner sequel what happened with it uh some a larger company basically bought like most of the package mhm so they they took magical drop which I also wanted but and they made a pretty good sequel to it uh but yeah it's still to this day I'm like oh man it'd be great to [ __ ] like get some old IP and just like make it good it'd be cool it'd be really cool super fun do something like that but say lovey let's get Mario do you think they'll go out of business soon yeah oh any day yeah because again like and and you know it's a company that went out of business because nobody cared about the IPS right so it's like yeah the IPS aren't that we're not talking about Nintendo anymore we're just yeah yeah talking about D East I should probably but D East is like a it's a [ __ ] they have um can you hit that gold tray it looked like something exit oh I don't know I thought it was just a platform but uh they have like World Heroes and [ __ ] with like Rasputin the guy who flashes you Rasputin flashes me yeah in the in the game he flashes you can you see his whole Puttin no no just the the rest that's not going to do it got rubies hell yeah dude hell yeah n it's just a platform bro it's just [ __ ] flavor just going to leave those riches yeah cuz riches be for [ __ ] dog okay all right we're in agreement that was a bad one all right we'll move on we can move on just come up with some other bit love her Run Cycle love her sword love that everything's pink yeah this game's wonderful I'm a big fan of this we can finish it pretty pretty easily I think really yeah I i' i' I'd be down as long as as long as the the folks at home are down ah like anyone who would oh anyone who cares enough to make a game that's essentially a love letter to C CDI zeldas yeah that I mean you got to support them you got to give them a little respect [ __ ] you got to give them a little respect for the things that they're doing here because they're doing they're doing the Lord's work God's work God is working through them oh that that oh you don't have a bomb I've got bombs bro I appreciate that you're looking out for me [ __ ] get some yo I appreciate that you're looking out for me though and like honestly it really means a lot that you're looking out for me cool but though just honestly oh no my Lantern is about to run out [ __ ] you can use a rope to get out oh my Lantern you know what I can just use another one but I need to find where I can get some more lantern oil around here dog cuz these [ __ ] lanterns aren't putting off enough you know what I'm saying mhm [ __ ] [ __ ] that's it you need bombs I need bombs I got to find somewhere to get bombs can you buy stuff with all these rubies you're collecting uh you know that's a good question hey oh oh brings me back to the [ __ ] beginning okay that's cool and then I went down there so I can go over this way no I went this way all right yeah yeah we Gucci cool I'm just trying to get a lay of the land you know I think you only have three ropes really yeah I don't think you can just use those indiscriminately oh yes you're down to one oh [ __ ] really that sucks ass I could have just walked right back over that's what I was trying to say a that's okay that's okay you can add no ropes to the matching set of no lanterns and boms why is this guy so fast calm down dude ah take it easy stop swinging ax at me what is his problem he's an axhole dude all right uh next time on game oh man all right cool a new little Adventure yeah we'll keep playing this [ __ ] it yeah it's fun this is very fun I'm I'm actually having a good time so I'm going to I'm going to kiss you off screen and not let anybody know about it cool thanks for the warning yeah no problem and then um we'll see what happens okay he's Invincible bye bye [Music] everyone do you want to start it over so uh you can [ __ ] you can get that uh [ __ ] got it let's just crazy glue this thing in

Channel: GameGrumps

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Keywords: lets play, walkthrough, gameplay, egoraptor, danny, game grumps, gamegrumps, funny, arin, letsplay, gaming, let's play, game play, dan avidan, arin hanson, Game Grumps

Id: 6DeKj_uMe_w

Length: 27min 19sec (1639 seconds)

Published: Mon Mar 04 2024