Bear Trap Barry's Big Blunder - Jerma Streams Darkwood (Long Edit #2)

foreign [Music] but do you ever sit down in your chair or in your car and you know nothing has been changed you know that you haven't moved the seat you know that you haven't changed where the wheel is or where your mouse is or where your arm rests are but it doesn't feel correct it feels like somebody changed everything about this seat and this has been the same way for probably eight and a half months it's freaking me out well it feels like the armrests are too high I didn't do anything maybe I should go up a little I'm gonna go up let's see if this helps and now when you adjust to try to get it the way that you want it the way that you remember it you'll never get it the same way again it's getting shorter no I'm saying like I need to be up higher doesn't matter how long your legs are guys everybody that goes and gets their hair cut they pump pump pump they pump you up in that chair you could be six five don't matter anyways welcome everybody Welcome Back Time to Get Scared uh it is going to be a continuation of dark wood for as long as I can tolerate it I guess should be fun I'm enjoying it so far that might change over the next five to seven hours I don't know he's just tolerating it he's taller taller right implies you don't like doing it well I'm talking about scariness and stress it's not I I it's not that I'm tolerating the game I'm tolerating what happens when you play a game like this you get stressed you you get jumpy so tolerating the game no the game is good it's just all right if somebody screams in your face there's only so many times somebody can scream in your face before you're like all right I like I can't do that anymore that person could be an amazing juggler and they're doing an incredible job juggling and it's the best juggling act you've ever seen But every four or five minutes they just lean over and they and they scream directly in your face you're gonna be like this is a great juggling act but he screams a lot doesn't he anyways uh hopefully this I have to turn my webcam on uh how do I turn off the whole stream because I think I was not I didn't have any clothes on when I was doing this last so and sometimes this webcam takes a frame of the last thing that I did before I turn off the cam on obs so this I have no shirt on for this and I'm certain of it so I need to like turn it on without you seeing how do I I think I can do it like this I think I hope this works please work don't like come up and hold on I need to see where this is all right I almost just did it thank God I moved it so now this should be fine because I've just turned it on and turned it off twice don't be [ __ ] naked don't be naked don't be naked don't be naked don't be naked yes we're good we're good I look a little tired today it's because I had a bad dream last night and anytime you have a bad dream it's like you hadn't slept at all oh all right uh let's see make sure that's all set it's a story time no this is not a story time dream this is just scary and horrible it's like somebody broke into the house and I was like like hiding around a corner and they were like going through everything and breaking stuff and trying to attack everybody and I'm just like what the [ __ ] do I do what the [ __ ] do I do and I grabbed this guy's not crazy I don't know why this was here but I grabbed a music stand a music stand with the the thing that you've put the you know like the the notes on I don't know why that was in my house and I had this music stand I was like I'm gonna [ __ ] bash this guy's head in and then I woke up I mean it was just terrifying it's because I'm playing this guys this is why I don't play I'm playing a scary game that's why I had this dream okay makes sense but that was the only thing that was around it was that was it I had to use it all right let's go uh if you don't know this is obviously starkwood played about six hours of it last night you got to be careful when copies filled to the brim and I did it this time it was me I talked a lot of [ __ ] about this and I did it but here's the difference though it's open it's different when you do it to yourself you know what I mean when somebody else does it you can slide it we're on day 11. all right I gotta get ready I can stall as long as I want [Music] I don't know why I'm doing this it's because I know it's about to happen I have to like concentrate and this like it's hard nice hair I know everyone talks about my hair one day I'll have the best hair on Twitch and nobody will be able to make fun of me ever again all right let's go this is uh 758 chapter one day 11 difficulty pretty hard why did I I just saw the the only thing that was a color and I just almost collected all right both headphones going in I'm going in you're playing a challenging and unforgiving game you'll not be led by the hand respect the woods be patient and focus yeah I'm going in this is two headphones horror movies have two headphones it's called normal no but it's it's not though because the game told me that it was very hard to begin with so it's already already on hard the other two difficulties are just harder and hardest hard harder hardest so we uh we got to the second shelter lost infant oh I died in here right that's the last thing that happened somebody somebody told me to put the bathtub up in the corner it turned out to be incredibly incorrect all right so now I've got time what I was gonna do today we'll see those who have no idea what this game is this is dark wood it's a game about surviving in a haunted scary forest and you have to go to different hideouts and I met Hideout 2 and it's scary and it's hard it's very hard game so you're gonna see me probably lose a few times but it's because it's hard not because I'm bad at the game I have to I have to annoy everybody as soon as possible that's what I have to do on this stream he's just doing the same stream no it's a callback he's still streaming this yeah I haven't stopped since yesterday that's why I look a little tired I'm just so into it I'm like looking addicted to it it's just really fun I just haven't stopped craft the shovel oh I need tape and I can I can do this right now tape this guy tape you got tape right he's got tape this is awesome all right I can make I can actually make the shovel I do need to upgrade my workshop to craft this what are you talking about I need to upgrade my work to why I need to upgrade my workshop I need to know didn't I just do this I needed another toolbox it's like you pay for a service right I paid for the guy was supposed to deliver my [ __ ] here and he just threw it on a bag I had it all alphabetical order and he just threw it on the bag and just dropped it in front of my house because I have to do this again though now I need to board up a bunch of these windows that was what I was going to do last time before extreme fatigue put in after playing this game for six hours now that I'm fresh I'm awoken almost just spilled the coffee completely off my lap I need three wood and seven needles I'm gonna have to go back on a wood hunt where's that thing I can do this I got some wood here how many is this gonna make wait and get the needles first before he leaves how many does he have nail I need I'm just gonna get a bunch of them I have to do this I need it just give me all of them I need to get all these boarded up but I need to repair this all right let me think about this for a second so this is I can't do anything about this so they're always going to get into here right so if they're always going to get into there that means I have to take care of I have to get one spot that I know I'm going to stay in wear the lamps build I'm not building a bathtub um okay there's a wind this looks all right I don't mind this spot but then I have to deal with this this is all right too but there's two entryways and then there's in this room and there's only yeah okay this is the room right here this one I will have two rooms to play with here because then I just have to worry about the up up top here because I could care less if they get it up here I just don't want them to get in here or here that means you trap it up just drag this table I came prepared today guys you thought I was going to be a clown today no not today why even drag the table this is so much easier to do it like this all right so that will block off will it block this whole thing it will not so I need to be aware of that we gotta have table here there's a sofa let's move the sofa I'm thinking uh and maybe a bathtub I'm thinking bathtub right back here too all right let's make a bathtub don't I'm not gonna say it how am I gonna get in it's just I will have it so I can move it in a particular way a very very small like a puzzle so if you see a puzzle for the first time you don't know the solution to the puzzle but if you made the puzzle if you created the puzzle oh you just you just turned that table 14 degrees clockwise and I get in I am the puzzle maker not the puzzle taker so for instance like it could just be as simple as like drag this up like this done puzzle's complete and then I make it through here and then I just pull it back down I don't know something like that all right I got two Board of Windows I need my traps how many do I have zero I need to make them I need to get a door I can't what do you mean I can't make it can you make a door a barricade this door I need more needles what all right this also has to come into the other room I gotta get this in here this is where I'm gonna uh get ready I don't you know it doesn't need I can I can do the puzzle maker after two lamps in a bathtub they have no chance all right where do I get nails where do you get nails at the hardware store I'm talking about yeah okay really should repair the door I need another nail I don't have any I have to just kind of explore and look for some nails and wood too because I'm out of that or am I that was kind of a waste of money but it's okay all right time to go look for wood I am in the Silent Forest so might as well look for wood I have to get wood and nails or I'm guaranteed to lose so if I go off on a tangent here stop talking about keyboards if I bring up the dream I had last night I want you to spam German sour in the chat because I cannot mess around tonight I have to go do this right now do not let me talk about anything else besides did I collect wood or did I collect nails I also need a bunch of scrap metal too because I'm making a shitload of these all right I'm ready let's go up to the camp I've got my board I remember how to play maybe that's kind of a I don't think that's actually true I might and we found would automatically right up here oh my God thank goodness only one pile come on make it easy for me it took me 40 minutes when I played yesterday to figure out where the hell this stuff was in the first place whoa okay it's just a it's a rock thrower that's a guy throws Rocks come on throw a rock bro that was a pretty good dog if you ask me wait he he doesn't just he wait what I thought he just threw rocks I faded I thought he just threw rocks take your shirt off I unironically banned that person for five minutes how do you unironically ban somebody don't you just ban somebody ice there he is all right all right is he throwing rocks or what is this A rock person I can't tell I think it's a rock person yeah I stepped in the poison mushrooms again oh my they blend in really well here they blend in so well this is bad [Music] I've said it before and I'll say it again there are only two people that listen to classical music like this that's the dentist and serial killers [Music] [Music] no I can't turn this off because it's gonna be like who turned off my gramophone I'll endure it for now that's what happens when you do stuff like this there's a chest something good something really good dead rat why would I have what that's the first time I've seen that dead rat [Music] all right I'm gonna do it I guess it's just playing I can't turn it off okay maybe I'll come back here later all right wooden sticks right wood and Nails nothing else wooden nails all right come on break it wood and nails wood and Nails is I'm supposed to be getting wooden nails what am I breaking break what what am I breaking Smash It smash the gramophone you guys supposed to keep me on the wood and nails only run foreign has gone by all right what's this Corp SE chicken head they are trapped nice alcohol in a bottle I'm out of room I might have to go back but I need Nails bad really badly damn it I have to go back at like 15 and figure out tank wreck tank it's got me Nails in here right no this is the silo because this how many are there can I throw a bottled his head wait a minute [Music] I just did oh this is not good there's something over here though this whoa kill him kill him you do it you do it get him help me please kill that guy somebody please all right one's dead I'm trying to line it up good what about okay now I gotta go [Music] I gotta I have to go I gotta go I gotta go I gotta go it's gonna come I got a tank wreck a wreck of a World War II tank that's it knife don't put the watch away uh gasoline don't need it fabric um throw away the uh Stones I don't care as fabric battery gasoline um to eat the bread take the battery and then um get rid of the brag no just make something throw away the dead rats but do I need them sure I don't need them keep them it's a dead rat I know but what if I need them there might be some recipe I don't need the gasoline I'm fine okay I have a knife now no where's the wolf I gotta go to Wolf camp and buy uh and buy Nails um that's no that's far how far away is that that might be too far away 16 I need enough time to get back I'm gonna go for it foreign I have to leave right now bear traps in this game is like dig you cannot run in a straight line of this game it's like digging down in Minecraft I have to go back I have to deal with it I need a pile of wood on these nails I might be able to survive it's possible I just have to really get boarded up and get ready and stab somebody with a knife okay now I want to do bear trap bear I don't have any focused stuff bear trap ferret three I need I want four bear traps cook the rats cook the rats are you serious all right chicken head rats you guys want me to throw those away wow imagine if I threw those away how much of a mistake that would be holy God so I need to turn the generator on now this is where we have to figure this out all right now I need to survive in these two rooms bear trap right here all right in here too I need why is this wall glowing yeah I have to hang out in this room there's gonna be bear trap here first of all ah I'm running out of time running out of time there's no more time left no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no get the bathtub and hurry up drag the table no not long ways I have 30 minutes white this is a light source why am I not being healed this is this is not electricity light source what why you're in the house right now okay he's in the house he's in the house right now he said he didn't get step on a trap don't why is he not getting stuck on the traps somebody explained that to me why is he not getting stuck on the traps he's avoiding all of them wait what my knife huh trap was underneath the sofa oh [ __ ] he's coming in give me the scrap I'm I don't know what to do he didn't even step on any of them I'm just gonna go like this and just put weight here so he can't open it you know what I mean like he can't push me over press Q to use moth oh I'm good Furniture is absolutely useless getting rid of all this and we're gonna do like three traps here they just walk into the traps can I pick these up disarm I'm gonna leave him there though these are okay I actually don't mind these where they are I don't have to go in this room for any reason I'm fine that was that was a stress gas that it came up Nails you got nails for me yes you do I know you do but do I want them I kind of need them give me all of them all these let us do a fun little thing here called board up the remaining windows or repair door you know this is not a bad idea but but first the furniture is stupid I don't even know why I have a bathtub it doesn't do anything for me bear trap three six nine twelve I can make four of these turn off the generator thank you thank you for reminding me about the generator appreciate it way better place to defend yeah there's a hole in that wall I can repair that I can remember if I can reinforce this door wooden door no I can't but only one trap has to go here check this out yeah okay I I there's only one point of entry here I'm gonna try it whatever if it's wrong it's wrong if I'm if it's wrong it's wrong but it's smaller it's a it's less places to get in I'm gonna dismantle all the stuff that I've done now it's too late I already have this set up no this is all right it really is just this one point of entry right here and that potentially whatever that is leg is counting up 46 40 what are you doing if I dismantle this trap it does it can I do I pick it up or does it turn into scrap I need to find out I need to learn on my own it's all right but do you use it is it the same amount of scrap I need to learn on my own I have to make mistakes two scrap metal what does it cost to make one two or three it's half of what it is all right so I'm gonna okay that's fine whatever don't worry I gotta make my mistakes what are you guys doing why are you guys counting up why why what's with accounting what happened I don't understand why this is happening you guys not gonna you guys aren't gonna make me put this in subscriber only mode are you don't make me use that power let's level up my blood will hurt enemies once a day for about a minute I will be able to see all around me once a day I'll be able to run for a short amount of time without losing stamina my vulnerability poison increases my sight will get worse for a short amount of time when I receive damage that's not good this is also not good because I step in these every time I don't know what's the right call here I kind of like this when I take dip but I don't know what that means I step in poison mushrooms every time they're around so I don't know how much worse that's gonna be Runner was really good does that just randomly happen so randomly I just it turns on a superpower oh that's actually okay that if I can activate that that's really good I like that because then I can just Sprint away from anything I got yeah it's this one um just don't step in the poison mushrooms Jeremy seriously just don't don't you [ __ ] it I'm gonna be fine more of this shine it's the goose game the sound still resonates inside this Mossy Bell sword sword Castle I want them to think I'm stupid think I want them to think I'm stupid I want that person to not be able to talk for the next eight minutes I want that person to not be able to talk for one of the eight deadly sins great gluttony lust breath [Music] what the what wait what the [ __ ] how is he doing that how the [ __ ] is he's pulling its Thumb off oh [Music] dude whoa Pride as you just saw Pride lust wrath sloth greed gluttony Pride lost sloth wrath was that on last great gluttony I've done this before yes I I've done this before I remember this I remember trying to do the seven deadly sins Envy there it is right can't you see there's a line where the hell are you going all right fine I don't know the code three three three was it already on it was it six six oh it's already on it lock pick that is lock pick do I have to like get in line and like listen to them talk don't barricade the door open with a walkway ax and a strange box it's covered in scratches I don't have a weapon now [Music] all right you suck scripted event guys that's a script no I don't suck I don't suck at reading a script what I just do that for I thought I thought this was my inventory oh yeah I don't know guys that sucks I'm just buying everything oh wait it's The Wolf Man I'll be damned I barely believe my beautiful eyes you made it I need to admit you're quite resourceful piece of meat time to get to the specifics follow the path located in the southern edge of the Silent Forest you'll get to a village where you'll find a hag a Rigs of chickens talk to her maybe you'll learn something interesting beyond your guard comrade don't let her deceive you with that kind of face of hers the selfish [ __ ] is keeping something that does not belong to her behind the locked door in her house something I'm after bringing the key to that door and I'll tell you what a fine thing you lost is it fair comrade a key for a key ah good now take off get to work oh it's one of these the wolf grabs the box and starts sniffing it from every angle I could swear I've heard this tale moving under his coat interesting find me guess now you want to know what's inside somewhere in the Northwestern part of the Old Woods lies a place where you'll find a key to this box well mate I would be careful if I were you trust me you don't want to open it by yourself bring me the key and don't try to be a wise guy you won't know what to do with it looks like no one else will enlightened you listen the inhabitants of our lovely Village hold many many Secrets Treasures they do not wish to share with anyone those selfish deceitful wretches they think they're Superior because they have human gobs they treat us like leopards but you know what [ __ ] them we're buddies aren't we and them no they deserve to be punished meat the wolf looks closer to me yeah that's squealing it's one of their secrets the wolf grins listening to the distant sound with great relish find that pig shed meat make that squealing stop and the treasure will be yours oh you [ __ ] hold on I need that toolbox stay here don't leave do not leave sell the shiny stone oh [ __ ] I didn't know I had one why what's that doing in the consumable in the alcohol category I need 200 so I'll give you a flare 60 70 80 95 and then I want five dollars for this stuff good give me that toolbox done deal upgrade the workbench trouble new melee weapon I can get rid of this stupid board with Nails in it finally what are these bottles for I guess I could just throw them around and put glass everywhere right that's not a bad idea all right I'm gonna have a bunch of glass I can make a door here but let's get the windows first seven I can only do this three times does he have nails does a wolf have nails I didn't even check he does oh God damn it I need all of these take another flare are we going to Red Lobster Red Lobster no I'm gonna have to do them all I actually don't mind sitting in this corner oh no see that this room is not good lobsters aren't even real I don't actually don't like lobster very much I like crab I prefer crab to Lobster all right so the only one that needs to be boarded is this one and that I have the door there so this needs I need some more wood and a couple more Nails I can buy that for many of these two people in the house I don't have anything else that's worth anything I just need a little bit more the batteries are worth a lot but I feel like I'm gonna need them eventually for something light armor a potato oh no okay so that wouldn't work I'm just gonna sell the potato sell the potatoes sell the meat and and one battery yeah okay yeah he's compulsively buying things I need to do this though otherwise I'm just dead all right here's a potato a battery if he's me that's good right because then I need to buy what am I what am I buying from you what was I doing why did I do this for nails right okay nails so that I don't have to give you the battery no I can keep the potato enemy all right okay this is an open window this needs to be boarded boarded boarded all the windows aborted now I'm thinking board up this and just be in here I think that's a good idea so what uh I guess it's uh why did I uh why did they pour these up but just in case I don't know what about the lights oh right um I could put a light on in the corner over here and then the other one can just hang out like up there and I'm gonna board this up too at when it becomes night time can't do anything about this unfortunately all right now let's do some let's put some glass on the ground sprinkle it here right there I go there yeah yeah all right he's gonna step on it I don't think I'm gonna step on it for one reason because I am not really going to come down in this room unless I absolutely have to okay board this up do I have enough to do it I do do it and anybody getting through that no no no no I have to get everything in here too I'll take the lights in here and the bathtub too just so people can stop saying the word bathtub oh here comes the bubble bubble ghost pair of cubs were you actually serious no okay that uh new ground I'm dragging over ice hockey well though that would be more like curdling curling is lame it's all right it's cool the guys just go feverishly like that's kind of cool this is almost as boring as this stream what's that person's name sorry what static I couldn't hear you over me enjoying the video game what's that I couldn't hear it what'd you say all right I'm ready to lock this down so in theory this is boarded sofa goes up here at night traps go down well I'll have enough time to do that I have them in my inventory I might as well just do them now at least a couple of them where I know I'm gonna put them so I mean this is very obvious this has to go in the corner I'm setting up my Animal Crossing house okay let me let me do it I'm trying to survive here play Animal Crossing OST I'm not gonna put Animal Crossing OST all right bear trap in front of this window we want Animal Crossing and the Animal Crossing OST is not going to make any sense in about three minutes so I thought I stepped on a trap both that is good that's good one more here and then I have two for the front door I am ready to survive I will live another day because now if they get through this one oh what's that whoopsie oh where's the actual door the actual door is right here so I want it to be like right here all right and then at the end of the day two here I ain't dying guys I'm not gonna lose this one and I'm not gonna move I'm ready let's go what was I gonna do what was the thing that he said the northwest of somewhere of the not here up here probably it's a pig yeah the pig shed he's like go open that pig shed go to the pig shed chicken lady is south of the Silent Forest all right I gotta okay so I'm gonna bring a chicken head to the chicken lady right that's me makes sense doesn't it germa did not go to the wedding oh I didn't you're right I did not go to the wedding too many things to do I thought I didn't want to go to the wedding it's just I just forgot to go we are gonna go left and then we're gonna go to this person's house chicken head don't forget the chicken head where is it chicken head if we're going to the chicken ladies house sell all right we go I'm going left and then down I got the shovel now let's see what does it do okay it's like a stab how long does this take okay it's a big swing but hold on how do I do what was it cue to do the thing how is it set how do I do this you hold q and then you click on one of the okay I get it just want to know there's a moose here somewhere I don't want I don't even want it you know what I told you it was right here I'm not gonna fight it there's no reason to don't step on a mushroom there's so many poison mushrooms huh it's just a maze of poison mushrooms I need to go down not up I don't have torch I didn't bring a torch the one thing that I forgot to bring damn it I was so ready for this too where we at all right we're at po Trek's house okay I'm going in oh tractor ain't gonna stop me from coming in there's a heavy smell of gasoline in the air this is once a tractor now it's a hollow Rusty body all of its useful mechanical Parts have been scavenged except for this nobody in here I need I need fire I can't get through here without fire and I didn't bring what about the Matchstick can I throw matches on it can I light a match oh yeah I can not strong enough alcohol and match throw alcohol and then throw match this get there's gas in here and I'm like yeah whatever I'm just gonna throw matches I didn't even realize that yeah you're right that was that would be really dumb well uh I'm gonna need to throw a molotov in here remember this exists put gasoline on the gunk all right I have an idea does this work hey hey hey hey hey hey [Music] I didn't have to do that much I don't know it said there's a big smell of gasoline in the air so I I don't know I figured if there was a big fire the whole building would explode that's why I tried to go out and do like that GTA Mission all right I gotta be ready for this something's probably in here no it's just a chest and some mushrooms what's in the crate some worth it oh yeah oh yeah that's worth it another toolbox and a note and I cannot decipher any of this [ __ ] so this is a wheel a tire a toaster a rocket ship well they were breathing in gasoline this whole time they were drawing this so they take this whole thing with a grain of salt all right well I got the toolbox that's good let's continue this place looks like scrap metal Warehouse the walls are covered with fungus and spider webs it's very stuffy in here so I'm gonna get red I know it and I'm gonna I'm gonna go like this and put my hands up here I don't know what kind of defense mechanism that's supposed to be but I do it when I get scared every time batteries tape and then a postcard with a portrait of mint so I'm going to spend a caption on it 1961 the sky is dark and the earth is blue [Music] Nebo just cream uh oh it's a different language okay 1961 or the dub okay there's also stuff down here metal door prepare [Music] there's a person right here oh this person I didn't hear you come in the boy's eyes are wandering around the womb wait is this the is this The Courier I found this Wiggly metal thingy yesterday it was laying there in the grass I don't like grass it's so slippery and it tickles your feet rather than grass I would prefer these metal wigglies yes the metal antennas on his wire he had suddenly start vibrating do you uh do you have any metal wigglies should I show them all the stuff oh I have one too it's such a beautiful photograph I had one just like this I melted it into a perfect little ball shaped it like the moon I melt everything plastic into moons theatric suddenly becomes excited and you have seen my vehicle it's ready well almost ready just a couple of parts missing I will need to find them and I'll have to repair the casing the one from the spring that fell off recently when I was entering the cockpit I hit my head and well it fell off I thought I was flying but it was just that lights went off oh this is your blueprint these are the blueprints from my space rocket almost ready I broke down a whole tractor to build it but I'm missing several parts several very important parts for example a shiny little mirror in this rectangular box with wires and the boy suddenly becomes lost in thought if only I had more tractors I would definitely go to space what can you tell me about the road you won't be able to make it home via this road you should build a rocket instead what do you have oh containers of gasoline of course I just inhale it all day I like electronic and mechanical thingies Foods all sorts of stuff so you like food mechanical things batteries even one would say you like batteries oh you got nails flashlight military flashlight and a regular floods is too much money I'm gonna have to come back here with other stuff for you you like electronic and mechanical thingies I haven't swept a wig today the whole night I thought about that large metal cover from the tractor it's such a beautiful cover ideal cover no doubt about that I mean almost because I would need to bend it a bit with a screwdriver and it will shield me from the space dust that is suddenly becomes sad Chase dust just space dust is everywhere I like to watch the stars at night sometimes you can see these bright blinking spots those are spaceships and Rockets obviously the sky is awfully boring during the day no stars no ships no Rockets nothing only these white smoke trails I saw one yesterday over there or far above the Treetops dad used to say they were planes but such long planes it would be crazy to fly them well I know you exist now it's getting kind of late I should probably think about getting at it I could open it with a lock pick is he gonna be mad about this oh and two Molotov cocktails generator okay it's chicken lady yeah yeah oh [ __ ] there's two oh no I gotta okay one more come here you don't even know all right what do you got wires alcohol is somebody still banging who's banging who's banging right now Trey holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] I hold on wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait I gotta um get rid of the matches get rid of the matches get rid of the meat get rid of the uh stones okay and Battery oh it's this guy okay he's hit his head against the tree all right I'm out I'm I'm out I'm out time to go hey once a day once a day I can do this thing that is very useful right now once a day hey oh yeah fine it's fine let's go he's pretty fast though he's fast he's kind of fast where the [ __ ] am I okay I'm here where am I this is not my house where's my house poison your sight as well where's my house oh please just paint my house there it is I did this wood right below my house I didn't even know that fix this well too no I can't not yet um oh my God these were just down here the whole time forget it do it tomorrow I don't know I have no time for this [ __ ] wait what about the shovel I'm okay um just go go go go go I need to repair this oh no what what does it take what is that what is that I what is that super scrap scrap Don I don't have that okay I'm in trouble give me the board I don't want this to break um I didn't uh okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay out get out I didn't take any traps where are the traps I electricity once a day ah they're not coming over here I should have barricaded the door that's right you're right I was gonna do that remember I said I was gonna do that it's okay I have to pee really bad too I'm trying to hold it in as long as I can is it a gun somebody shot a gun you're gonna get a head shot there's no way it hit the wood go okay get ready he's in he's over there he's in the other part of the house okay there he is there he is there's ice he's coming over how much health does this go it's almost broken it's almost broken he said he got it he's gonna get in got you he's dead come to me no no no no no no don't come to you I need to oh no oh no oh no oh no go to them no I gotta hit somebody [Music] day 13 this is The Unlucky One this strategy worked out pretty well but I'm gonna board the door next time okay I have to go to the bathroom now I'll be back in like two minutes maybe more you're back I'm back if germa reads this I'll eat my stock I wouldn't do that how about this go get yourself a water at least eight ounces hey what what's this [ __ ] why is this here why is there like corruption all over the place try to find chicken lady which is uh would down here I'm gonna say it's right here Fine chicken lady and get scrap is this for today that's what we're doing today chicken head good reminder thank you thank you what happened oh my house is poisoned all right it's time scrap run chicken house no don't say the word chicken because I can't eat like fried chicken and I want like a fried chicken sandwich now and it's over and it's not and I can't do it I can't have that I'm gonna have to eat like turkey patties but those are fine this is big open field here wood I'll take it road to the Village gutted Pig is poison what the hell am I going if I go to a new map shrine a Shiny Stone has been pressed into the mud covered head take the stone This is Indiana Jones type [ __ ] no I'm not taking it not yet I take the stone all the sudden Boulder is going to land on me I'm gonna alert The Horde phone our Woods are so beautiful this time of year where's my meat foreign I should get two kilos of meat for this month and Tech won't save you this time you'll hear me give me the [ __ ] meat if he ever tries to come back [ __ ] quack doctor bug bag doctor bag what now get the [ __ ] away from my home there's no more meat the sow is starving get or I'll let and take loose what is antec oh my goodness all right I'm out map got a map of the uh area what a joyous day we shall meet again today I hope she'll enjoy what I prepared for her she hasn't had an appetite lately but it's okay we have our ways around that don't we she must eat Rich meals I've dug out something delicious for her today my queen only I can be close to her no one else no one no one else will get close to you anymore you need to eat everything I can get you today if you're monarchy if you're hungry I shall now I shall show you something I've had found the way 16. time has stood still in here by the way which is interesting I'm assuming and Tech is the pig like the prize Pig and it'll destroyed well if I find a long sturdy rope or chain I should be able to descend it what I can descend into the well he's been hiding in his cottage for the last couple of days he'll end up like the others I'm telling you he'll run off into the woods and disappear so was it supposed to be my Village that I Disappeared into the woods these people aren't all messed up yet the villagers turn their heads away from me I don't think I'm welcome here well I have a shovel so that don't matter I'm gonna get in this room okay not a very good puzzle I hate to say sorry to tell you all it took was me to put weight into it all right what about up here what is going on why is it doing this you gotta pick up the [ __ ] before you get in trouble [Music] I can hear you hear you [Music] hear you I just want to look under your bed see if you have any coins a show up how is he um he's gonna be fine just give him Tylenol okay I have to go now bye it's been 10 years since they took her siphon oh what's a siphon this is whipped cream canister okay found a whipped cream canister it's quite a wide tunnel there are finger marks on the ground it must have been dug out by using bare hands large hole in the ground let me dig in peace I got a shovel too someone's inside this hole I can barely make out his silhouette it looks like a grown man with long disheveled hair he's completely covered in mud should maybe just go look at that what wait this is my house oh that's awesome okay cool where's the Animal Crossing OST I don't know it's I I lost it in the mail I really think I'm at the stage of the game now where I probably need to make a gun but it's I know it's gonna happen I'm gonna make a gun and I'm not going to shoot it one time I'm gonna wait till the very last boss of the game and I'm gonna unload the clip on the boss and Miss seven or eight of the 12 shots I should probably just sell it Red oven a brick oven used to bake bread don't talk about pizza I can't eat that either I need a key smash the door smash the door that's not gonna work who the hell are you uh I don't know jar of me a jar filled with cooked meat all right help yourself whatever you fancy nice well thank you meat grinder with that what they're they're eating people is that what this is they're grinding up people the pig is just a show it doesn't actually do anything it doesn't mean anything kill this guy kill him kill him you want me to kill that guy what I didn't he didn't do anything I didn't do anything what did he do you told me I could have whatever he told me I could have whatever I want in his house that's sort of strange so I don't know I'm all right explain the corpses outside of his house he's grinding people up and he's feeding them to people yeah but he gave me three pipes and I got two pieces of wire from his house I can throw a knife in his head when I get back okay this is where it gets This Is Where It gets weird because I can't carry any more of this stuff it's time to get rid of I have to get rid of some things I'm going to upgrade the shovel I want this to have better durability my wardrobe oh this thing where's my wardrobe [ __ ] okay this is what I'm gonna put bottles no bottles are useless I don't want bottles anymore [ __ ] okay um this is my metal pipes are going in here and this bone is gonna go in here I'm gonna forget this exists anything else I could put items in in the table put bottles in this table and you always this is where the tape is going to go no this is where that's fine it's another wardrobe right here bread in the wardrobe drugs in the wardrobe meeting the boy drill so you guys just have to remember where these items are because these don't stack items that do not stack have to come out of here because they're just taking up huge amounts of space that I could stack items in meet on the bone meat on the bone what what are you talking about meat on the bone where's the bone what I do with the bone this is what I was afraid of cook the bone Ricky's talking about what do you mean meat on the boat the meat bone the meat bone bone meat on the bone what are you guys saying to me you I'm wasting time all right meat on the bone for [ __ ] sake [ __ ] idiot meat online I'm gonna freak out all right okay now it took me long enough now I have to just go to I don't I don't have uh oh oh this is bad um I have to barricade this this barricade this door closed turn on the generator and hang out did I need anything else uh well I'm trapped in here now so did I need anything else meat and Bone all right I need you guys to explain to me what the hell this is is this is this like a meme or something that I'm missing use meat on the bone I'm gonna do that one time and if it doesn't do anything I'm not going to stream for two weeks good good all right let's go it's a win-win how's that a win-win what do you mean Morty Morty Morty and put the beat on the boat Morty Morty why am I getting minus two somebody in chat wrote that and I was just talk I was referencing it I just said it oh Szechuan reference all right pay attention uh pay attention folks we've got an alien coming through first alien of the night I'm gonna throw this knife right between the eyes there's no trap here so I have to do it I have to do it right away to give up what do you stop for he decided to go a different there's two of them foreign I've got to get somebody stuck in a trap [ __ ] oh no don't pick don't panic [ __ ] trap it's through the knife and it didn't kill him it kills everybody in one hit but the one guy that comes through the left window doesn't die in one hit from the knife his two friends died in one hit [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] quick use the music stand medium caliber bullet medium caliber magazine Shiny Stone I'm making a gun so that I need weapon part I need 450. what is this going to get me here that's two three four ten all right now I just need 40 more and I'm gonna make a gosh darn gun why am I selling gun ammo for a gun because I want a pistol that's a medium gun that's a medium sized gun you can take the bread too I'm not gonna eat it take the board with nails I'm not gonna eat it he doesn't have enough room in his inventory wait you you have to hold you have are you gonna have if I give you bread are you gonna have it forever oh this is not good I have to get him what do I give you pills yeah okay I'm not gonna sell the bread then yes I am who cares you can buy and sell at the same time yeah I know I need 450 man I don't want to buy anything right now I need 450 reputation dollars all right you can have two buy the part that was the right thing right yeah done that's what that person meant when they said buy and sell at the same time sorry um I I'm stupid I did not I didn't I thought you meant like I could I don't know what the hell I was thinking anyways it's time to make a pistol small caliber semi-automatic pistol I have two clips for this gun small Caliber Magazines small caliber pistol Bingo gun with no ammo I got ammo right here I got two clips inventory space is increasing so this is good jar of bone in meat all right now you're just like speaking I just I'm gonna head back to the town and see if I can figure something else out I do have to go pick up my my items though and the generator has been on the whole time why did everybody not screen the bee and usually people spam in capital's generator but nobody did what's up with that huh if you reload you lose the magazine thank you for telling me that I would not have known that oh it's a reference to something else it's a reference dude on the game well this is dark wood this is not that other video game that you're referencing nobody taught you how to use the door it's chicken Lady it's chicken lady the old lady squinted me her eyes full of Suspicion she hugs her chickens possessively never keep the hands off of me and my hands Blaze scoundrel the old lady puts one of the hens to her ear mumbling under her breath after a moment she calms down a share of things yeah live through uh or but nothing but this Lord be right with this this accursed land ate a place for men ain't a place for hands either all right show item look at this hell spells where'd you get it where'd you find it the old lady seems Disturbed the hens fell silent I can feel the tension in the air holy mother it's Gen X Little Hen a gift from me my little brother a couple of days ago he got mad I told him stay you're not one of them brainy fellas you know nothing but he wouldn't listen he went off into the when he went on he and off he went to that other fella here take this he went to see this fella see him he never came back that was a talk to Transformer the lady shoves a crumpled photo in your hand item found photo of the doctor the woman trembles violently the hen on her shoulder struggles to maintain balance you're all I have my little sisters oh I remember this place I do it's been six years since I've been there last this road used to lead to other Village you could also take it to get to the city not that far away from here you won't get there now these devilish trees have overgrown everything poora hanuska has lost her mind her fella knocked her up with this Abomination even them mongrels tucked their tails and yelped when they saw it I tell you poor soul they burned her fellow with the shack it took the horror somewhere everyone got the Jitters a little wonder the old lady Smiles kindly bearing her three yellow teeth thank you it was a long time ago but you remember it's still my little hand don't you thank the Lord for our so poor thing seems sickly but she has more life in her than a lot of us if you ask me only thanks to her we got something to put in the pot these days I have to find this doctor holy mother this creep again made the devil take him in his blasted violin the old lady turns in red and starts to scream devil [ __ ] your mother get away from meows where map location already marked Pig shed I don't know why do I not have a map of this place tractor I'm gonna be gas and the steering wheel doesn't it then that uh the spaceship guy need a steering wheel basket full of eggs chicken egg [Music] this is one of those scenarios when you go to like your kids recital and it gets introduced as and here's little Gary Albertson and is that God that's my son [Music] come on you've been practicing [Music] it's my son yeah that's your son [Music] he's trying he's trying he's practicing a lot lately he's in the garage and uh well what what the [ __ ] does your kid do huh I bet you your kid plays the piano [Music] that's easy compared to the violin you're not [ __ ] [Music] what is going on I'm sorry it won't happen again what somebody under here his musician is the car it's like that Lindsay Lohan movie it's not my fault I know it doesn't sound too great my violin is a bit broken I won't play anymore I'm sorry I know it's under there um sir have you been in that Hut the chicken ladies Hut you're not afraid of her you're brave uh have you seen her the pretty lady she's the most beautiful lady in the world I watch it through the cracks in the windows she changes when I watch her she gets more beautiful like I play for her I want to be happy because she doesn't seem to be a chicken lady locked her in that room what she keeps her there she envies her she won't allow anyone to see her even me she knows very well that during the last kapala night I fished out the pretty lady's wreath from the river yes sir it's a chicken lady that knows what it means oh yes I'll become the pretty lady's husband we will walk hand in hand sir I will play for her sir I tried to release her but the chicken lady She chased me off you he always does I also I look for the second key at Mr Jan's but now he's disappeared I I don't know how to get in his house uh okay so Mr was Mr Jan second key Mr Jan's but he's disappeared I don't know how to get into his house so kind so very kind you just like him my daddy but my papa has changed Mister just uh like my mommy they will not listen to me they won't look they won't hear how sad I am sir oh but I am not boring you sir uh please don't don't go please to hear me out don't go nervous grunting if you heard from under the tractor perhaps you could help me leave board please find the key good sir two pretty ladies room the chicken lady has it well Mr Jan also has it I saw him recently near the well he used to play with me we threw rocks into the well and I looked into our Reflections while making silly faces daddy used to say not to do it else my face will stay that way and now the water in the well is always hazy it shows these weird images the whale is here in the village maybe you will find him in there he used to hang around often he stared into the well as they're looking for something I must hide now I hide from the chicken lady the chicken lady that place where they used to keep all the Grain in the Southeastern part of the Fall rest going with the key if you find it this is our doctor yes he's just as Brave and good as you are he helped me he's helping all of us he gave me this beautiful mask so I could be healed of my afflictions maybe you could have one too what about this road mabami once told me this road she said but people used to travel it they would leave their houses and walk it during the night I was scared of this story I was afraid my mommy would go out too and leave me behind I have you heard about the sow the villagers keep this Asylum nearby the pig shed they call it mother of all pigs they say it's beautiful but I've never seen it they don't allow me near her they chase me off they always chase me off drops his gaze but maybe maybe you would be able to see her Mister if you manage to get inside maybe you could take even a wee piece of meat for me you guys asking a lot never eaten a pig and I've heard it's very tasty would you take some meat for me this person's freaking me out all right we got some info though chicken ladies bad woman examine crate search doll don't touch that until I talk the woman stares at the ground with a dead look I'll trade you a half drank gasoline for a doll kill the pig kill the pig well I need the okay I need like a chain or a I need one I need that the guy sells it all right I think I've exacerbated all options this thing in this there's something in here though what should I do so should I just like kill this person I don't know I don't know don't no do it I I can't I can't do it unless I know what's happening I can't do it it's time to leave I need to come back here with one of those chains uh the chicken head didn't do anything by the way let's store this crap Pig shed there it is so I'm gonna go up to Pig shed the day just started let's go I've got a lock pick hey I'm ready let's go to the shed look at his blueprint Tire steering wheel battery wait a minute Tire steering wheel car battery they're in a different place right is that a the fan belt fan belt it's somewhere else right there what else does he need fan belt battery this is like a muffler and what is this Muffler and an exhaust gonna find those all right well I can just give it to him now all right let's go all right there's the house all right dude I got some stuff for you I have some materials that you're gonna want hi show item okay steering wheel a trajectory guidance system wow this will fit perfectly in my rocket have you seen it have you seen my rocket it's almost as pretty as gargarins well almost I just need to find some parts and it'll be completely ready would you bring them to me the other parts I would love to fly to space and then to the moon and the Mars and Jupiter and the sun I mean I would land at night the boy sudden looks into my eyes look for old attractors find my missing parts there tires I'm getting 100 space Rocket Chassis only two more to go fan belt hold door frame stabilizer I only need one more part battery a hybrid rocket engine yay finally I have everything I need go your way now go now please I need to install these parts of my beautiful rocket and then we off I go I'm receiving tons of [ __ ] I will wave to you when I'm on my way to where no man's been before do you know the doctor beautiful but I don't see God God Gaga in it I've never seen a photo without Gagarin in it before Gagarin was this Cosmonaut and man who flew to the Stars outreached the Stars too one day maybe tomorrow for example I just need to find the screw for the cover but before you leave what do you have here 's the chain cable chain a couple of wires I mean just clean the guy out he's gone map of the Old Woods should get this too get the flashlight flashlight map what do you know what I have to give you right I was going to give you nothing flashlight's too expensive I could probably make one of these get the military flashlight there's a free there's a chain in the village if we certain of that yes you're gonna have to point me in the direction where it is so now that leaves with I have the cable the military flashlight I was going to give you a couple of batteries that's what it was that's what it was but I'm gonna no I don't want you to give you that now because he gave me weapon parts wait a minute okay this is important um I'm gonna give you A Healer torch normal is better than military this is going to be a fight and chat here I think why is military more expensive that seems odd military is brighter but uses way too many batteries I'm gonna do the right uh I'm gonna do the regular one map of the Old Woods I want it I want it I want it I want this I don't care if it sucks I want it how many do I need 40 more points I can do that with the torch sell the batteries now now I need the batteries because I have a flashlight now okay take advantage 60 780 92 no I need that torch no I don't here take this shitty torch no all right take it give it done oh now I have to go up the pig shed I think I should go back oh I just I'm so conflicted on what I want to do right now um all right map of the Woods church ruins oh [ __ ] okay there's a hydro up there all right I'm I'm just gonna keep doing what I was doing I'm going around to the dump the pig shed no that's too dangerous I have all kinds of cool stuff now all right I'm gonna I'm going back I'm going back and we're gonna take the Super Runner let's do it I get very easily overwhelmed in games like these because when you have a finite amount of time to do something and the game tells you to do like 10 things at the same time I get overwhelmed it's very simple for me to just lose concentration completely but I really like this game though it's very fun so the flashlight now takes the place of the torch so I do not need torches anymore ever again technically turn around foreign it's like a super dog holy [ __ ] he's gonna kill me dead huge dog cookable meat what I'm gonna put just throw them over here if there's any stupid reason why I need them they're all over here build the well build well build well build well build the well build the well build the well build the well build well build the well build the well build the well build the well wait I just need the chain okay build the well build the well scrap itchy inside of my ear that means like a ghost is in the room right I know that means something weird there's like a ghost in here just like when you sneeze I mean somebody's talking about you no that's if your ears get red dum dum okay we're looking for near the chicken ladies Hut there is a person who is on fire was burned there's a burnt corpse over here somewhere that's a wrong house dummy dum dum this isn't the chicken lady's house I hear you I've even been down here I see you between the trees you will not squeeze between them I would use these next words more carefully firing I didn't even say the line right I leaned in for it who are you get away from me get away from me get away from me I'm gonna be near you am I like why am I itchy my eyes are itchy my inside of my ear is itchy my eyes are itchy what's happening to my body you have fleas in my eyes I got fleas in my eyeballs all right oh ladies house I think it's over here this is it right here okay I'm looking for a burnt thing oh this ear is itchy what the [ __ ] is that [ __ ] is happening he's losing it what in the house bottom right that person wrote that so fast that half of it was not in caps and then they just said I'm melting okay I'll listen to that person he said it needs to be done it will help he said I don't understand no burn a mix of herbs in the oven lavage come a mile and nettle lab Lounge chamomile and nettle keep the patient warm twice a day one tablespoon of sauerkraut Juice by mouth its arms and legs are bound with a chain bingo I'm not going here use the well you [ __ ] I was going to see if there was a light up there what's with everybody with this well by the way I looked into it full moon is in like two days just saying all right I gotta be ready this is gonna be like a boss fight I hear somebody walking around oh God batteries nope there's a key down here just find the key before I run out of power and light and I'm going to take out this gun if there's a monster down here this is a gun scenario if it is anything besides those guys with this the Hal Prince this is a gun scenario this is a gun scenario gun scenario this is a gun scenario he's little you can see I'm gonna wait till it turns the corner I'm gonna bash this [ __ ] head in [Music] the [ __ ] out of here let's go where is it it's over here nice 90s voice actor dub get over here before this Burns Out where the [ __ ] is it [Music] ah another doll where's this key that exists down here apparently and the music's getting louder why wait I made it I did [Music] where the hell am I dog tag Nicole mccole k ay plastic chickens more eggs and some bread key covered in chicken feces oh [ __ ] so now I have this chicken key which yeah that's the thing that the wolf man wanted I know what we're doing tomorrow or the music kid this is a choice we have to make I'm not sure what to do I can just open the door should I just open the door if I just go in what if I just go in the room so the Little Hen with an odd little shrug I wish I could find a fat little bug upon seeing the lady stops humming what do you want I was gonna try to show her the key and be like haha all right I'm gonna do the I'm gonna do the thing I'm gonna give the key to I'm gonna give a key to the Wolfman use it first you'll shouldn't I should I not do this go in the room you sure all right I'll do it I'm going in going in going in going in he said don't Wolfman said don't do it Wolfman said don't do it but what's behind the door it's up to me now [Music] I'm not gonna do it I'm gonna go give the key to the wealth man but that doesn't mean I'm not going to bash the old lady's head and kidding you can do both I I don't know how accurate that is though because every time I go towards the door okay the the door has like is this is a hot there's a fire behind that door and it's you guys half of you are half of you are in front of the door trying to open it and the other half of you are creating heat to not open the door so I'm walking up to the door and it's like [ __ ] fire don't open the door oh I'm gonna burn my hand and then everybody behind me is trying to push me to get me to touch the door so I'm gonna burn my hand if I touch the door when I walked up to the door it was like a sea of don't don't do it he said don't do it please don't do it and then I'm like okay I'm gonna back off yeah [ __ ] wuss you're in a biggest piece of [ __ ] I've ever met in my life and then the [ __ ] door cools down and I'm like okay I'll walk towards the door again and it turns red again I don't know what to do I don't know what to do no no I'm not gonna do it I'm not gonna I'm gonna go to the wolf because the wolf gave me a specific task and it was to do this so we're going to the Wolves Camp up here that's what we're doing you're gonna regret it well then that's my own fault oh God it's 17. I have all right I didn't get any scrap no dear wait I can I have a lot of things to cook 40 40 40 40. 48. 40 40 40 40 40. 4800 what Basset base yeah I like it better was this just an Eagle Eye thing who cares acid base uh nothing else I can cook right that doesn't matter right now what matters is you boarding up some doors like right now like why are you still sitting here like this I don't know why I'm still standing here I need to board up whoa doors am I still like sitting here I still have a trap this is scrap I have no more traps thankfully my shovel's still good move the sofa just a little bit not like it matters and then I'm gonna put a trap on this wall over here I have a chain trap there it is get it on here lay it like right here is really gonna say acid base and not play it yeah I think I have heels no I'm really prepared here with no heels that just means I can't get hit wait no I do have a heel I've got them off play the damn song I can't I'm I cannot alt tab no I gotta focus on this and then I'm gonna give the wolf the key here okay I I will I will make the 16 people that spam this link in chat happy I will because I'm a pleaser I'm a crowd pleaser that's what you're gonna get and it's not a crowd pleaser there's 4 000 people here and like 20 people want me to play this so This is actually not me pleasing the crowd it's me pleasing a few people I'm not even a crowd pleaser you're a gaggle pleaser [Music] here they come this sucks that's it there's no auto play on by the way you know something funny about that video the uh one of the recommended videos after that in the nine like Hollywood Squares stuff you know like the nine uh thumbnails is germacraft episode one what does this mean what's going on somebody's spawning in here what do I do about this what do I I need some backseat gaming what is that backseat gaming what is it what do I do don't look at it back seat gaming don't look into it should I get out of there is it gonna explode should I get out of the room let's get out of the road I wanna get out of the room yes I stepped in trap oh I stepped in the Trap and then the sofa blocked me from leaving the room can you imagine somebody barricade barricading up themselves in a [ __ ] room first of all second of all somebody like rolls a grenade in the room and then the person goes there's like let's say there's like six or seven other people in that room out of the room and then that person Sprints directly into a trap that they put up they step into a bear trap that they Assemble and then a [ __ ] monster comes in and pushes the sofa directly into them and they get locked with the bear trap on their foot still against the wall at least you know the other six or seven of you could leave like you're just rare to go like you're waiting at the Olympics for the guy to shoot the gun in the air to start running into the Trap at least you got other whoever else is in that room could easily get out let's get get out of the [ __ ] room my only the choirs the copper wires or whatever the fiber optic wires that connect from my this part of my brain to this part of my brain was just get out as fast as possible just running a straight line at the door I don't what is that thing what what why did somebody drop like a gas grenade in the room what is that that's what happens when you play Left 4 Dead Like That by the way I just did the thing where everybody goes into the bathroom and if you've never played Left 4 Dead that seems like a great idea hey all of us go in the bathroom and then the all the special infected find you Boomers blow up right outside the door the smoker is just grabbing people the tank is getting in there everyone just gets in the bathroom and then everybody dies I admit what a fun game oh generator well now I have to make another door you have a nine volt brain get out of here whatever okay so I have but I only have five oh I died right somebody said I should go do the other stuff in the this Woods first or I lock myself out of it so what were the other um quests I had I don't remember anything besides the pig farm let's just head over there foreign is there anything else I can do in here oh he's in here [Music] [Applause] the boy stops playing and lowers his head avoiding my sight have you heard about the sow The Villages keep the sow in the nearby Pig shed they call it the mother of all pigs they say it's beautiful but I've never seen it they don't allow me near her they chase me off they always chase me off maybe you would be able to see her mister a few minutes to get inside maybe you could take a wee piece of meat for me yeah okay I'll get you some meat [Music] right wow you've improved right when I walked out you're just hiding the fact that you're not very good at the violin situation is that a big dog yeah this is a meat dog I think yes yes I'm wearing a bathing suit okay it's laundry day [ __ ] those dogs suck those dogs are ridiculous you can't Dodge those I have to shoot that dog that this is ridiculous that's ridiculous you just suck dodging only goes backwards and it just that's not no no the big dogs no I am not going to hear that from you guys today I'm not gonna hear that from you guys today that thing was ridiculous I ain't gonna hear that from you today I've worn bathing suits as clothes outside you're good I know what am I supposed to be embarrassed of the fact that I'm wearing a bathing suit they have light they're very thin and they do complete coverage what's the problem I'm incredibly comfortable right now this dog is dead and I'm gonna get my [ __ ] back those are worse than Dark Souls dogs yeah they're the mega dogs because they have a thing that they drop that's like a hundred Essence I'm sorry I ain't gonna have somebody tell me that that dying to the mega dog is bad it's a mega dog and I'm gonna hit it in the face [Music] these guys just punch that thing and kill it he smudged it once holy [ __ ] this guy's ridiculous that's free antlers for me round two dog super dog it was that thing bugs ooh there's an exact thing here embryo ooh I remember this [ __ ] look at some expensive items all right where's this shed okay I'm here I need to get a piece of meat from the pig do my best this is gone scenario I told you he had it coming he loved that pig and she ate him she wouldn't have eaten him if some [ __ ] hadn't cut the cables how the [ __ ] didn't he get electrocuted who's gonna feed it now it's the only sow in the village let's starve if it dies these guys care that I'm here who in the flying [ __ ] goes there get out of here I will break your legs laughs all right good thing I got the gun this is gonna there's gonna be a huge pig in here is what's happening does it give you a giant pig it's gonna be horrible oh God don't come any closer I just depicted the face I'm sorry I'm sorry what what happened is it you I don't know it was attacking me it was attacking me you I but I didn't mean to it's late at night it's time though I have to get out of this it's light look at time it is the doors blocked from the other side how did I get in here oh oh this is bad I'm in trouble I'm in big trouble get away from me I don't want to fight anybody get away from me I didn't get any scrap terrible what's this foreign I should know that's gonna happen by now why did I not know that's gonna happen I just didn't I don't care I have to go I'm not gonna die from that right quick quick quick and then all right I'm here store all my [ __ ] quickly just dump it in there I'll figure it out later I can figure it out this out tomorrow ah we're good okay all right I'm gonna use the Pitchfork for melee don't use the Pitchfork it sucks well if I don't use the Pitchfork then I'm going to break the shovel okay here comes our first visitor of the night left side I'm gonna stand up here so he gets in the Trap where's the crows swirling ah something over here there's something in here why is it not it's not what the [ __ ] is going on over here [Music] day 16. I need to go back to here they mentioned the word they mentioned the word cable I'm going to probably assume that I need to bring the cable I don't need the toolbox anymore is the toolbox useless have I sell the toolbox you won't need it anymore really so this is useless to me all right yeah I'll sell it if that's the case yeah all right I'm ready let's go try to do some of that I got the cable here let's do something with the pig here we go all the way to the left let's do it and then it's time to give the key to the wolf let's eat potato and run but a good use of the potato walking through this stupid poison thing I'm just gonna eat another one too how do I like the game so far I think it's great it's very fun I've not uh I've not decided that it was time to stop playing it does anybody know I'm sure a lot of people here have already played this hold on I need to concentrate here uh how far am I into the game like after doing this I've been going up here oh [ __ ] every quiet quiet everybody don't move [Music] that thing sucks use gun and not unless I'm absolutely necessary uh how much what am I halfway I'm a two percent Andy what I have to be ready for this so now I'm gonna go up here and through this I'm still on the starting Island well thanks for ruining the whole game for me because you just said it's I'm on an island apparently I didn't know that thanks for ruining the whole game [Music] I think that's the cables over there so I have to go around and to go how do I get to the cable oh [ __ ] I have to go all the way out eat another potato for [ __ ] sake still on the starting planet LOL cut cables they lead to the pig shed throw a hole in the wall but they've been cut wait hold on what the hell is in here why do I have my Molotov cocktails out lever I need to turn the power on to use the lever oh so that's that connects to that get the [ __ ] out of here freak okay let's zap everything let's Electrify everybody here we go I'm gonna turn the power on what's what am I stuck am I stuck in his head Bingo some of them run through the door to the outside there's a lever and a red button on the panel the motion range of the lever is limited by a provisionally attached plate a node is glued to the casing set the voltage using the lever the lock is set to a voltage that paralyzes the style for a moment around 15 seconds the lever operator positions it in the middle the feeder gives a sound signal the operator then pushes the button and the feeder feeds itself repeat until the fading is complete remember the style is our common good do not remove the luck so paralyzes for 15 seconds position the lever to the middle the lever is positioned in the middle and then I push the button and it paralyzes for 15 seconds should I kill it and then I fade this out how do I then I have to run over there [Music] oh [Music] I mean come on this was like that that pig was just being just like tortured and [ __ ] like it what do you want me to do I just caused a famine well gross soybeans plant some corn on the ground get some fresh lettuce just grow some lettuce you'll be fine you ever have a lettuce wrap gun and it's time for my Piggies to go to bed the great big mother piggy has said so I will count them first to see if all my pickies come back to me one little piggy two little piggies three little piggies 99 GG 16 GG 16.99 is the password for the thing that's over there and I got a single shotgun I don't think there's anything else I can do here battery's dead [ __ ] so now I'm gonna do 16.99 on the thing that was locked over here whatever it was I can reload on the flashlight oh it's I gotta go it's late quick activate super frog bye will you step in this so I can get free antlers I was supposed to get scrap metal and I didn't do it why did I not do that what's wrong with me I heard the stripper was funny I'm disappointed mine is too how did you know about minus two if you just heard about me and you came here for the first time how would you know that liar spot the liar would I rate this game out of 10. no three zip your fly up oh [ __ ] thanks appreciate that thank you [Music] what door they even I think they're on the other side bathing suits don't have slides they're actually pretty uncomfortable hey why can't I see myself on your forehead don't yawn you can well uh that's because I I've been playing a scary game and I've been sitting in front of the computer for five hours and I've just peed so sorry I haven't had time to be in the washroom in like Pat and like powder in my face and put like the cleanser on it and everything I'm playing dark wood foreign what the [ __ ] he can attack what's he doing he just got killed by it no he jumped in thank you ah give me the gun thank you I can't see I can't see oh move why can't I move get out okay [Music] when I missed him with the first swing and then he like went around and but I I swung it this way somehow because he wrapped around me Kim probably thinks it's a home Intruder here get out of it Ow like I'm being injured nice gamer slouch thanks man scrap but didn't this guy want meat I didn't get it though did I I killed the pig gossip I saw the villagers dragging a car with a dead sow the one they called the mother of all pigs it wasn't as beautiful as they said nowhere near the pretty lady and that piggy it was a bit similar to me the boy sniffles and rubs the mask with his deformed hand the villagers have been crying after her a lot I saw them trying to cut through the wall of trees do you think it's even possible sir mommy told me once that the woods are never ending and there's nothing on the other side what's that what's the grand plan I don't know I just that pig did not look well it was really awful actually go to The Wolf Man well they they took the giant pig out of here I kind of want to see what they what's in the spot that it was in oh [ __ ] oh egg get out of here I'm gonna shoot him I'm gonna shoot him here oh I think why'd I take the melee weapon off the bar well it's because I was just gonna run the guy on the cover art is dead that's that's what's in the cover art interesting all right what is in here so they took the pig out what's here instead oh come on there's no item here really that sucks I really thought there's gonna be something in here barricaded window lamp talk to the Mirror all right you kind of losing it you are one ugly bastard I guess you got what you deserved yeah whatever stick it up your ass Humpty Dumpty right here right here I'm talking about fix the all right what am I doing up wolf this is it you guys cool you guys know each other 16 GG you guys [ __ ] know each other or what I didn't do anything yes show item here is the key covered in chicken feces as I produce the key of the wolf's pupils widen with excitement well me so I didn't think you could succeed I'm impressed time for your reward you'll find that quick Thief here you find that quack Thief here but he locked himself away from the world and he won't let anybody in so I don't know if this information will be of any use to you meaning what the [ __ ] are you looking at I promise that I tell you where to find him and I did did I tell you you'll be able to get there that's something else isn't it he he laughs now get out of my sight beat I have important business to attend to if you're interested in continuing our wonderful relationship look me in the northeastern edge of the Old Woods I predict a tasty future together sinks his hands into the Deep Pockets of his coat here deliver this to that insane old [ __ ] as a way of thank you for her beautiful sister the wolf throws his head the head of a chicken under my feet because I lift my gaze I realize the wolf is gone these codes what are the codes you have these two codes these criteria with codes on them those are backer Rewards well I gotta go this way go back and give this to the old [ __ ] apparently is what he said I'm gonna go back and talk to the old lady 15 o'clock yep I gotta go I want those crates can I retroactively contribute to the kickstarter [ __ ] is happening I'm gonna die out here get me the [ __ ] out of these Woods why does it have to go all the way up and around this is just this is unnatural Walling that you're doing why can't there be a place to go here this is unnatural Walling and it's it's it's it's preventing me from playing the game blood oh that's why [ __ ] I need to get out of here I understood him hold on guys let me hit tab let me accidentally hit tab real quick tap takes like four and a half seconds what the hell if it is it's right there I got time just go get it I will shoot a [ __ ] if they come near me it's okay I stop hitting to I'm switching them tab is map m is invent Mori right here I just hit M to look at the map okay it's right here get off all right let's go it's gonna take a little bit of getting used to give my stuff ah I need audio why is this taking so long to go in where's my stuff where's my stuff with my stuff with my stuff with my stuff with my stuff where's my stuff where's my bag of stuff there it is [ __ ] [ __ ] actual [ __ ] actual [ __ ] not good actually [ __ ] I must return I know [ __ ] I just hit m m -hmm I'm furious that takes you forever to do anything I could be over that in a second way quicker than that okay wood I need wood and nails where the [ __ ] are they where are the nails I had like a thousand of them I don't have any more oh I'm gonna actually get mad and [ __ ] smash this keyboard into the wall I'm gonna just frisbee it do it this guy's made it a quicksand God I've been doing drugs all day and I can't speed it up it's failed experiment uh oh [Music] uh oh is that gonna last he's so mad I wish I could make boots to not step on the poison because it's hard to see it's like embedded into the ground I'm gonna step in a bear trap who's putting the bear traps out there turn the lights off in your room for maximum immersion don't look at it right I don't know I don't know where it is this isn't the gas is it lights off no I'm not turning my lights off not right now why'd I shoot the gun oh it was moving around it was looks like it was gonna explode so I I don't know I have to shoot it I got plenty of gas oh thank God thank goodness all it was was a bug one Beetle attacked my house today [Music] so I want scrap from you all of it and I will do that cool how do I put it on oh you're wearing armor what are we gonna do we are going to probably go back to the village and talk to the old lady let's go to the Village I wonder I have no idea what's how this is gonna happen uh the village is on fire what is that oh that's the pig oh this place is kind of in Shameless huh it's your fault is it though all right old lady all right where's the old lady's house oh this who's this is it the doctor no everyone's getting sick easy what the hell is we're never going to make it these Woods have no end we'll just starve here my hands are killing me static it's your turn now God damn it he's deaf all of a sudden wait this guy's an ax there's an ax here's an X you're right he'll drop this right there ain't nobody over here wait actually he has a better weapon than me though he'll probably turn in one shot but I have a gun why would I use this when I have a gun I want that ax if he drops the ax I'm doing it that's 450 bucks that I don't have to spend look they've been eating people in this Village dude what what like we're all like we're all so innocent where's the where's the Witch's House the chicken lady is it blocked off now or am I going the wrong way oh no I shot a guy who's eaten probably five people to take his ex I need a key I'm inside the house the door is locked from the outside and it's locked from the inside all right why do you gotta block me off I just want to go that way I just want to go that way what quit eating people quit killing people what are you talking about how many people have I eaten zero I've had zero people for breakfast they're eating the pigs what I thought the guy was was I thought they were eating people and pig I thought it was double food source like I thought they were eating people too one guy was eating people one guy was eating people they feed people it's all [ __ ] up Barnes to the West chicken lady is just south of burned housed Mayors to the Northeast he's gonna I'm not gonna kill the mayor the man I'm not gonna kill the mayor where is this old motherfucker's house it's but ah up every house is just the same house it's a square why can't I get a map for this stupid Village I can get a map for the Silent Forest but I can't get a map of the village with people in it that live here nobody drew a map of this place oh [ __ ] take that ball tough cocktails I'll take some rope and I'll take the photo all right so now that I have that I want to go to the old lady's house in this gigantic Disneyland maze that wasn't me that was in the game now now I'll go right go left that it's that house right there no it's not it's not this one because it's the one with the room down here what I'm gonna scream into the mic why is who's this oh that's the person that I shot go left I can't go left there's a unnatural wall I thought she was to the right wasn't she to the right this is the the hole to go back to the house they're burning the pig over here up here is the the guy that's eating people that's that [ __ ] [ __ ] me up that's the problem that was the problem right there guys that's the issue I would have found this like for I would have found this like 13 minutes ago you understand the the burning Pig what's surrounded by Burnt trees it kept me out I I could I I CR look you don't even need to tell you hey look at this just give me a [ __ ] map lost in the Disneyland parking lot yes I got a map for everything else in the whole game except for the one place that requires one to see points of interest on it Mister have mercy upon me and find her mother Mary I don't know what I'm gonna do without her all by myself you parked in the Donald Duck section yeah that [ __ ] sucks because it's like Donald Duck A2 Donald Duck A1 Donald Duck and it goes from a all the way to like f so oh where are you parked I don't know I think I find goofy F6 I'm a Donald Duck b622 what do you want me to do your mother's your mother of the the pig right okay show item Jesus Almighty my little darling what have they done to you this is a bad sign Mr a bad sign what will happen now military flashlight wedding ring you all right well I think I did that I've got the shotgun pig is gone and now I have the the new area up top to go up to kill her why would you write that why would you write that why would you write banana cream pie completely without any any reason to write it you just wrote it and I've read it and not like why would you write that why would you do this to me you know I'm on a diet right now see this [ __ ] [ __ ] me all up because I couldn't go around it I can't come over here I come over here right typically I knew the witch was over on the right all right here we are I just got out oh this is a boat oh yeah this [ __ ] giant pig here oh [ __ ] this is a this is just here now I can't go like a bubble around this I got there's like a bunch of stuff here who is that witch and then I went down down this way I thought I had to go that way that's my explanation if you don't like that then whatever can't help you blame the unnatural Walling that goes down in a straight line past the pig why can I just walk right over here buffalo chicken pizza you guys are cruel you guys are cruel garlic bread I can't eat that either I can eat lettuce crab Mead turkey patties plain without seasoning some vegetables all right from where I'm standing right now where should I go to the mayor's house up perfectly cooked in seasoned sirloin steak see unfortunately for you I don't really like steak so that doesn't really do it for me it's by that bridge no I don't like I don't really like steak I just don't I like I read me this is great um I think I like hamburgers I like corned beef I'm a huge pastrami fan pastrami is seriously one of my favorite uh like kind of go to the deli uh but we'll get away from me what are you talking about what's wrong with you what are you doing over here are you the mayor where's the mayor sliced or shaved uh shaved pastromp like a shaped pastrami sandwich I need to stop talking about this Where'd I just go with yeah with um slice of Swiss cheese on it maybe a little bit mustard South of Bridge than immediate left the mayor house is the one is a house with a generator the mayor wants to see you I don't know what house he lives in by the way he's in the cellar oh I shot the guy immediately yeah I'm sorry that's right they would have told me I shot him the second he said go to the mayor's house and I'm sitting here complaining that the boy I don't know where the mayor's house is but the guy that was going to give me the information I killed him immediately I need to apologize for this because if people have told me what to do probably right I have to say sorry about that one hey mayor let's make some legislature give me plus two plus two please please God please please God please God all right where's he come here for a second come on it's him he's the one who killed our soul unleash and Tech thank you which one of you is the mayor I you wanted to see me that was a pretty shitty uh antec was pretty bad I was thinking it was gonna be bigger it's just a guy with a head crab on his head oh [ __ ] oh we're finally gonna find a watching [ __ ] seller mate oh this is bad all this stuff is important except for probably the um the Rope the nails the wood that means the useless who cares oh mayor where are you did well I think I killed the mayor it was a trap to kill you so you guys were mad that I killed that person I preliminarily eliminated another enemy all right so this Village is done so what do you think we're doing tomorrow now this why is it blood everywhere why is it this pig is a pig a bunch of pig heads in here why they know where I live do you think Whoever has played this game that I could beat this game in another six to seven hours maybe no absolutely definitely no almost absolutely not you're never gonna finish it you're not going to finish it tomorrow there's like 12 hours left well all right we're gonna break it up no we're not I don't know I don't know I guess we'll see you tomorrow I have the I have the super spooky jump scare Mansion HD to play I want to do that what if we do that tomorrow and then I think that I think that game is only three four hours long but I did I'm I'm too far into this I think to just give up on it now he's never gonna finish this game I mean I might I'm willing to give this at least another one or two solid at least four to seven hours of game I'm too far into this to not I'm like 60 70 of the way through this game hey super dog you could have finished the game already if you didn't spend half the day inside your safe house you know that's you're right that's true but yeah I'll die if I go out there that's actually true I would have 50 more game time outside someone just said I look like Michael Jackson do people just write just random words and press enter I don't look like Michael Jackson okay banana cream pie banana cream pie that's so mean I'm gonna go just eat lettuce in the bathtub I'm not in here oh God take the gun where is he don't move did you hear the gunshots and came around this way no no no no no is this one is that it take it down take the take the window down what the [ __ ] is that thing oh God foreign what's that what's that mean it's gonna leave my house [Applause] the hell get the sunlight out please all right [Music] Jesus can we confirm that these are useless it's somebody that's played this like 4 000 hours of this game do I actually need this for anything just get rid of them you're good to sell them all right I'm I'm just gonna sell them I don't know if the wedding ring is needed for anything I have three hunch boxes I don't know I have this many you need the boxes they're for upgrading the workbench you need them you need them you need them there are more workbenches but they all have the same level they're Global okay this is a mod for Don't Starve yes is it really look it up and that is where we are going to call it a night hey uh don't mind me just your But na5 continuing to be the person that's to give the most gifted Subs ever apparently every time today streamlabs obs not impressed how about recent follower there is the most recent follower hey comrade thanks for the recent follow appreciate it welcome to the channel why isn't the movie playing because the movie's over I'm gonna start doing all my streams just inside of this theater on the screen hey bro luck thanks for the 500 bits hello Mr streamer man here's the 500 bits I owe you to keep my family safe why do people keep doing this I'm so sorry it's late but you're a reasonable person I'm sure you understand please let me just see them why do people do this hey white fox thanks for the 300 bits hey man love the streams so you're in the market for lizards and amphibians huh great stuff bearded dragons make great pets my brother's fraternity had one for three years and loved him to death just made a weird pet purchase myself these are blue death fainting beetles also known as desert Ironclad beetles beetles wait what the title of this video is germa eats ass this is supposed to be back here decided to confirm my age what it's because you titled the video germa eats ass I can't watch it on stream through the browser source [Laughter] these things are ridiculous looking though I couldn't do it ah you forgot his password I am um well I've had it set up so I could watch them behind here they're big they're big and they're huge and they're gonna go on they're gonna crawl on my mouth and lay eggs in my mouth and down my throat foreign oh sorry guys let me watch The Stream and talk about all these things that the guy that I'm watching can't eat banana cream pie Pizza go get a banana cream pie sorry I said a bug was gonna lay eggs down my throat and ruined your meal oh boo hoo I saw at least 200 banana cream pies in chat and if you happen to be one of those people that did not say banana cream pie and you were eating now I'm sorry I do apologize but there's been a war going on here for the last like hour and 45 minutes I'm really sorry but uh yeah I bearded dragons are cool I'm still contemplating if I'm gonna get one or not defecating thanks to the 250 German the big dogs are easy enough you just need to stop losing your cool whenever you miss any attack you instantly get as tilted as the [ __ ] Leaning Tower of Pizza hey Pizza I know but that's why that's why I need you guys to back seat and help me sometimes because I I don't know I just pizzas on the mine I wonder if I could make like a low FODMAP Pizza it would have to be with like a fake crust not real pizza crust a sauce that didn't have any garlic in it and just cheddar cheese all over it it would be gross never mind uh spooky Spitfire says thanks for 250 they say germ why aren't you able to eat anything something wrong with you my dude um no not really my doctor wants to try a low FODMAP diet because I've been having some annoying symptoms that won't go away and they may or may not even be related to my um intestinal irritable bowel disease we don't know I may have developed more stuff since cresting over like 30 to 33 years old I have no idea so we're doing a low FODMAP diet for like a few weeks and we're gonna see what happens you should fire your doctor I don't think I want to do that yeah FODMAP essentially it is a fermentable carbohydrate from my understanding that is in it's fructose high fructose corn syrup is I may as well be drinking poison if I have a FODMAP intolerance um also no garlic and onions are absolute zero cannot have them ever and that's the worst part is garlic is in everything onion isn't everything even if it's not physically on your plate it is somehow in a seasoning blend that's why I can't really eat out right now onion and garlic are garlic is seriously one of my favorite foods on Earth can't eat garlic it is it is an incredibly concentrated place with fodmaps come from time just to I you know I can eat lettuce and meat it's kind of like a low carb diet but you're not allowed to have onions and garlic so a lot of bread is off the table a lot of dairies off the table a lot of you like I I can be one of those people that eats a hamburger with a fork and a knife I can have a Patty and cheese with like Mayo on it and maybe a little bit of mustard and eat it with a fork and a knife it's kind of like a low carb no bread sort of thing and no garlic and no onions and no fructose no fructose corn syrup I can eat sugar though so that's okay hey let's put the credits on the screen and uh sign in to confirm your age needs to get off the screen as well because that's well I don't know why that's still here this movie sucks 25 dollars total here from cvfd they say yo germ I just want to say thank you for helping me and plenty of others get through the monotonous grind of work PS hope you're feeling better today I feel pretty good I feel pretty good but thank you so much for the 2500 bits if you got me on at work just don't get fired because I've said like I've said like I [ __ ] in my diaper and stuff before just make sure you have headphones in don't accidentally have your chair get caught and pull the headphones out and it's like I [ __ ] in a diaper and then all of a sudden I got your co-workers looking at you do a fart sound Sure hold on guys sir I just got changed my diaper really quick I've said that exact phrase probably six or seven times so at that point I've said on stream and on camera I've Maybe 16 to 17 billion words so how many words are in I just [ __ ] in a I just [ __ ] in a diaper six so 6 12 18 24 32 so you talk about there's a chance I mean you're talking about like maybe maybe like 40 to 45 out of 17 or 18 billion so it's still possible be careful but thank you Apple shift thanks to 250. hey since Halloween is around the corner do you believe in ghosts if so have you ever seen one I do not believe in ghosts or what most people think of when they think of a ghost and I'm just gonna I I remember watching somebody talk about this before I think there was like a comedian or somebody that talked about this but it's true if if they were ghosts where are they all gonna go you know how many hundreds and hundreds of millions of people that have passed away over the last you know there are billions of people that have probably died they're just gonna they're just walking around in your house uh they're like seven to eight hundred people in this house right now walking around as a ghost that would mean not everyone becomes a good but that not everyone becomes a ghost well why do you become a ghost what means what what makes you allowed to be a ghost they watch over you all right well let's let's just say like my great great grand like Papa is is watching over me right now is his great great grand Papa watching over him too like in the same spot making sure he doesn't screw up is it just a line of somebody watching somebody else watching somebody else watching somebody else no he went to the afterlife how long do you have to watch somebody before you get to go is that part of like the criteria to watch for like 20 years you have to tag out you have to tag out [Laughter] I'd get bored in five minutes I don't want to I don't want to do that that does not sound like a great time to me so my like great grandchild I'm sitting I have to watch them what about like 2 30 in the morning when they're in the bathroom eating boogers and they're like 40. I don't want to watch that I don't wanna do I have to watch every time that my like great great great grand nephew the grandson like goes to the bathroom do I just not well no no no he's like taking a dump down there I clock out all right I'm all right I'm gonna clock out for like for like 10 minutes you only get one break or two breaks during the day you come back they're still taking a [ __ ] you're like God damn it I thought you'd be done by now the nine you have to go sleep yeah it goes to bed you don't sleep you have to watch that person sleeping all night got news for you there ain't no Nintendo switch up there it's you and binoculars looking at your great great grandson sleeping you don't get to go to sleep oh and he's watching over me and you hear like a gust of wind that was that was him he's telling me something I heard the wind gust at the door at the bathroom it's yeah it's called get out of the bathroom I'm trying to get you to do something else you know those house noises you hear that are like that's your great great grandfather trying to get you to do something else because you're boring the [ __ ] out of him what kind of house do you live in yo this is lightning outside that's somebody's great great great grandfather annoyed that they've been in the bathroom for too long that's what lightning is laughs foreign okay we have to move on it's got it's gotten it went there I was trying to avoid it but it went there I gotta move on the great great great grandfather won't even understand what a phone is be like No One's Gonna tell them who's gonna tell them what a phone is imagine like you're a great great great great caveman grandfather no he's gonna be swinging his Club around up there trying to like hit your great great like World War One grandfather with like a club this gets chaos up there you don't know what a phone is they all have to teach each other everything again you have to teach the great great caveman grandfather all of human history for them to understand and then you need to be taught by the person in front of you a generation what the television is I do not envy that situation constant conflict up in Guardian Ghost Land what is cloud gaming cloud gaming what cloud gaming me hit rabbit and heads with Club okay did you spin that guy around and like make him walk in another Direction just go that way for like 400 000 Miles because that doesn't the distance doesn't is completely relative there's it does not even exist you could have great great great great caveman I mean let's be real not gonna add very much to the conversation so just point them in a direction and tell them to walk and tell them that there's like a nice like crunchy rabbit like 200 million miles that way at least you'll get some peace and quiet for a while you assume we can understand well at some point there's got to be like a mutiny they gotta get rid of them I would assume it's they they have some type of hierarchy who gets to be the king great great great grandmother great great great grandfather ghost who gets to tell the other ghosts what to do it's probably if the caveman is gonna be the first one so there's gonna be like an uprising and they'll just find a way to get rid of them it would be the oldest that would that's exactly what I'm saying they wouldn't be they would have not have any time at all to watch over you because great great great caveman grandfather is gonna tell everybody they need to find Pebbles and trade teeth and stuff and they're not gonna have time to watch you go to the bathroom he's gonna kill him again again and he goes up another level it's like Inception he goes up another level yeah I think they're killing each other up there what anyways thank you to Cyrus Dexter for the 251 bits appreciate it and apple shift thanks to the 250 and no I do not believe in ghosts in the traditional sense I mean it could it could there be such thing as like a spirit or Soul or something that electromagnetically is still around after a while and maybe like after a while I don't know guys I'm of the opinion that it's possible that when you die you know when you dream um your brain slows down your brain activity slows down right to a point where I it might think about this if your brain activity slows down to a point where it's so slow and you're shutting down 10 minutes in real life might be like 6 000 years you might live like 50 000 more lifetimes in like a dream world because your brain's slowing down so much that might happen this is a Black Mirror episode I'm just I don't know I don't know what if your head is destroyed that's the thing time is relative to when that person is experiencing time because well let's say you go have surgery right when you go get put under by you know the anesthesiologist oh hey okay it's time for me to do this I just woke up 12 12 hours may have gone by time is relative to who is experiencing it so who's to say that if your brain activity slows down 10 minutes could be just 10 hours to you so by the time that they actually bring you to where a funeral home or a crematorium you're talking about it could be like a couple of days which could be two to three hundred years I'm going right for the caveman I'll tell you I'm sprinting at caveman I'm gonna be the new king up there it's gonna be hard though because there's gonna be like 5 000 other people there just like it's gonna be like a train you're gonna be like on a train I'm gonna be the king of Ghost Land you'll still see ah I have to go banana crematorium pie nice okay thank you archive.png for the Thousand bits they say hey germa I've been starting making an archive of your streams which has the chat in view I've got 16 full streams with the chat up so far right now these archives aren't worth that much to anyone but I think there might be a lot of people who are glad they can watch old German streams and see the chat in the future gives you an additional perspective on the streams at least you can find this archive by searching it on YouTube and by sorting by date by the way there is a channel that archives every stream I've ever done but they don't do the chat on it he's gonna take it down I think you overestimate how much I care about that uh there is an archive channel that actually does that but not with the chat I don't think there is a German streams archive mean to him what no I'm I'm just I'm saying that I'm that doesn't bother me it's not like a wait hold on a minute you're taking my content and you're putting it up on your Channel I'll take it out they're monopolizing my humor what they're monopolizing off of my humor Mara my royalties because I know what YouTube pays if I was really go after somebody for potentially making like let's say a video like that got like five to like three four five thousand views am I really gonna go after somebody for like [ __ ] three dollars probably yes yes that's McChicken money that's something one of the the whole oh like copyright infringement coffee striking and and content ID and stuff it's like really do like that seems like way too much effort to try to spend like 60 days to make like twelve dollars YouTube does not pay what it used to depends on the context right okay right so let me give you an example if somebody were to make a video of my voice doing something terrible or making it look like I did something or said something that I didn't do that was incredibly awful uh like actually crossing the line for something like truly crossing the line and you all know what the things I could be referring to and that video had a shitload of views it would be like okay what do I do here deep fake of you eating boogers but no if if if let's put it this way if somebody were to ever make a video about like my stream or something or me or like you look this I have no leg to stand on here I I put out into the wild six straight hours of green screen footage you're gonna I think I'm gonna I'm gonna copyright strike people it's over at this point but no I've that doesn't I don't that does not bother me I don't that doesn't I don't get into that if you want to make a video or something on something that I've done or said or you want to use green screen footage it's that's your [ __ ] like I don't that doesn't bother me it's not like oh well hold on a minister uh I don't want you to use that JoJo dance in that video but uh that kind of goes all around in a circle there um another I have an archive Channel I don't have one but I have like a sort of unofficially yesed on an archive Channel uh dedicated also gave 250. hope that ancestors don't look over me when they're dead I don't want some old [ __ ] watching me um hanging out somewhere what if when you die you become a twitch chatter yes take care good night goodbye wait I did it I didn't even do change the scenes I'm so stupid I'm terrible at this I gotta get better at that anyways good night see you tomorrow guys take care much love to you

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Published: Thu Jun 01 2023