The Almost Perfect Team (Heist Night 1/5)

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- I don't understand, Grant, if you search Grant O'Brien height, it says 6' 7" - I'm 6' 9" (elevator dings) (lively music) - So I'm thinking, poker table over here, Black Jack table, race horses maybe? - Ooh, they're big, yeah. - What's going on? - We are setting up a casino night for charity. Arakke here, she's from HR, she's organizing the effort in order to raise money for kids with... What was it again? - Whooping diarrhea. Yeah, I'm trying to raise money for reinforced diapers, cough medicine for butts, asthma inhalers for butts. - Sorry, sorry, just for a minute. Did you say, money? - Yeah, I mean, we don't know how much money. - [Both] Much money... - Well, we hope so, I mean scientists typically pretty underfunded. - [Both] Funded... - You guys are both saying, money, a lot. - [Both] Money, a lot... - We're gonna head over casino night, then we're gonna have to assemble the right team. - Plus, it'll be so much fun. - Right? And we never do stuff like this, is it so hard to get six people who like each other to do something together for once? - [Both] No, no, no. - We're friends, who we gonna get? - Adam? - [Both] Adam... - If you're looking for an inside man, look no further than Adam Conover. His snappy style and know-it-all attitude will get him into, then kicked out of any class joint in town. If you've got Adam, you've got a sharp suit and a dope conversation. - He can't make it. - What? Are you sure? - Yeah, it's super late notice. I actually have my own heist that weekend. Unless you guys wanna join up, put our groups together? It'll be fun! - Okay, so Adam's out. Wanna just get Zac? - I guess. - Yeah, he's fine. What about our pickpocket? - Oh. Cynthia. If you're looking for sticky fingers, look no further than Cynthia Kao. Double jointed, no. Make that double double, animal style. (fearsome roar) With Cynthia- - If we get Cynthia, then she's definitely gonna bring along her weird boyfriend. You remember... Gus, it was Gus right? - Oh yeah. - You meet that guy before? - Oh yeah. - What's his fucking deal? - He had like, jam on his fingers and he shook my hand, like took my hand and shook it. - What? - Yeah. - The guy's fucking weird, I don't know. Can we just do Katie instead? - Katie's fine. - Right, Katie. Who do we want for demolitions? - [Both] Siobhan. - I am in. - You're sure? - Yeah, I'm so in. - Because you haven't really been around. - This is a hard in, I'm in. This is it, I'm in. - Alright then. Okay, I'll put you on the list. - Great! I can't wait! It is this Friday right? - Yeah. - Yeah, I might be a little bit late. You know what, I'm just gonna email a couple of people, but I'm definitely in. This is it, this is the important thing for me. The other thing is not important. - You don't have to say yes. - I don't wanna say no, I'm not gonna say no. - Okay. - I just need to check on... Like a couple people. - What the fuck are you doing? Siobhan's not coming. - Nope, definitely not. Could we just get Ally and Rafael. - I don't know them. And like, I like them, but... Two slots, a whole heist, I... - I hear you, but like, what, you gonna leave one out of it? Like just take one and not the other, that's like, shitty. - You know what we should do? We put on Facebook, that we're gonna meet at a bar, and we'll just say, come, relax, if you wanna heist, we'll heist, no big deal. - What if too many people show up? Can't have like a 20 person heist, that's crazy. Or too few, that'll be awful, can you imagine? I wish someone else could plan this. - Right? I hate planning my own heists. Should we not do this? - No, we have to. For the children's money. Here's our target. Casino night. - Alright, let's pop on over these, governor. - This new voice I'm hearing? - Yeah, oh, well done, I'd say alright. - Woah, hey. You guys planning a heist? - Yeah, yeah, something like that... - Oh my god, I freaking love heists! Hey, I'm a real gadget guy, you got a gadget guy yet? - [All] Yeah... - But, you know, next heist, we'll totally come to you. - We got one soon. - Cool, cool, cool. Just let me know. - Definitely, yeah, we will, absolutely. Yeah, for sure, for sure. (lively music) - Okay, bye. - So you're kinda the Brad Pitt in this situation? - Yeah, I am. - Okay. I've never seen anything like this in my life. - I was hungry. - No, that's something else. - Hi, it's Mike Trapp from CollegeHumor. Click here to subscribe, click here for more fun things and send help to keep me from sinking. Please. Please help, please help.
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Channel: CollegeHumor
Views: 2,513,474
Rating: 4.9488602 out of 5
Keywords: Collegehumor, CH originals, comedy, sketch comedy, internet, humor, funny, sketch, CH Shorts, Heist Night, gambling, money, competitions, breakin' the law, bad ideas, wealth, scams, cheating, card games, charity, ally beardsley, raphael chestang, grant o'brien, zac oyama, katie marovitch, mike trapp, rekha shankar, robert stephens, adam conover, siobhan thompson, cynthia kao, sam reich, movie parody, heist movie parody, office types
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Length: 5min 7sec (307 seconds)
Published: Tue Jun 06 2017
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