>>> AND NOW WE RETURN TO 1955.
HEY, THOSE TWO DON'T SEEM TO LIKE EACH OTHER.
>> SISTER, YOU'RE LOOKING LOVELY IN OUR DEAD MOTHER'S PEARLS.
>> AND YOU'RE LOOKING LOVELY IN OUR DEAD FATHER'S PEARLS.
>> WELL, TODAY'S THE DAY. >> YES, IT IS.
THE ADMIRAL IS COMING TO SPEAK AWAY.
>> HE'S NEVER TAKEN A WIFE BEFORE, OR EVEN A SINGLE
GIRLFRIEND. BUT THAT WILL CHANGE WHEN HE
SEES US. >> YES, HE'LL CHOOSE BETWEEN US
SISTERS, WHOEVER HE FINDS THE MOST SEXUALLY GORGEOUS.
>> WHY, SISTER, YOUR HAIR IS A MESS.
WHY DON'T YOU PUT ON THIS HAT. >> WELL, THAT'S AN ANVILLE.
>> SO IT IS. I THOUGHT IT WAS A BERET.
>> SISTER, WHY DON'T YOU SIGN YOUR BIRTHDAY CARD.
>> WHY, THIS IS A SUICIDE NOTE. >> I THOUGHT YOU WERE
TURNING 90. >> SISTER, YOU'RE LOOKING
CHILLY, WHY DON'T YOU PUT ON THIS SCARF.
>> THAT'S A BOA CONSTRICTOR. >> OH, SO IT IS.
I THOUGHT IT WAS A PASHMINA. >> WHY DON'T YOU POP THIS LITTLE
MINT. >> THAT'S AN ACTUAL BOMB.
[ DOORBELL ] >> THE ADMIRAL.
>> HELLO, LADIES. >> HELLO, ADMIRAL, WHICH OF US
WILL BE THE OBJECT OF YOUR ATTRACTION?
>> SISTERS, I'M BACK FROM WAR. >> HELLO, SAILOR.
>> BROTHER, YOU'RE INTERRUPTING. >> WE'RE SEDUCING THIS MAN.
>> OH, SISTERS, I RAN ALL THE WAY HERE FROM THE PACIFIC
THEATER. I'M AWFUL SWEATY.
>> HOW DO YOU DO? >> ADMIRAL, WE'RE SO SORRY FOR
THE WRETCHED INTRUSION FROM OUR PESKY BABY BROTHER JULIAN.
YEAH, BUT HE WASN'T AN ADMIRAL LIKE YOU, HE WAS JUST A PESKY
OFFICER. >> NO, NO, I GOT PROMOTED.
>> OH, REALLY, TO WHAT? >> PASS AROUND PARTY BOTTOMS.
>> I THINK THE ADMIRAL IS FEELING SOMETHING ABOUT JULIAN.
>> YES, I'M CLOCKING IT. >> MY, I'VE GROWN SO MUCH SINCE
THE LAST TIME I WAS HERE. LET ME MEASURE MYSELF AGAINST
THIS WALL. YES, I'M TALLER THAN I WAS HERE
AND HERE AND EVEN HERE. LOOKS LIKE I GOT TALLER, BUT I'M
DOWN FOR ANYTHING. >> OH, BOY.
>> NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. >> ADMIRAL, WE WEREN'T EXPECTING
OUR BROTHER TODAY. WOULD YOU MIND GIVING US A
MOMENT ALONE? >> GOOD IDEA.
>> IT'S A DISASTER. >> I KNOW, WHEN DID OUR PESKY
LITTLE BROTHER GET HOT. >> HE'S TAKING THE ADMIRAL'S
ATTENTION. >> WE NEED HIM TO --
>> WELL, IF HE HAS TO BE THERE --
>> RIGHT, RIGHT. OH, JULIAN.
>> YES? >> GOD, PUT THAT DOWN.
>> MY LOLLIPOP, BUT I WON IT IH THE GREAT AMERICAN MOUSE
CONTEST. >> MOUSE CONTEST?
>> OH, BOY, JULIAN, BAD NEWS, THE ADMIRAL SAYS YOU'RE
ANNOYING. >> VERY ANNOYING.
>> OH, NO, I DON'T WANT TO ANNOY AN ADMIRAL.
I'LL JUST TURN AROUND AND FACE THE WALL, AND SO, HE'LL FORGET
THAT I'M HERE. >> NO, NO, NO.
THAT'S ANNOYING TO LOOK AT. >> I KNOW, I'LL HIDE MYSELF
BEHIND THE COUCH, HERE, I'LL MOVE IT AGAINST THE WALL FIRST.
AH, OH, YES. >> OH, GOD, THAT'S ANNOYING.
>> YEAH, THAT'S A NUISANCE FOR THE ADMIRAL.
>> IT'S SO HEAVY THAT I'LL PUSH IT DOWN TO HELP.
>> OH, NO. NO.
>> HOLY HELL. >> I FOUND THAT ANNOYING.
>> I KNOW, I MEAN, I'M BASICALLY HALF THERE.
>> WE'LL NEVER WIN. >> WELL, WE'LL HAVE TO SHOOT
HIM. >> YES, YOU'RE RIGHT.
>> NO! IT'S A BEST IN SHORTS.
>> THAT'S EVEN CUTER. >> THE ADMIRAL HASN'T PICKED
YET. >> YOU'RE RIGHT.
IT COULD DEFINITELY STILL BE US. THE ADMIRAL, WHO WILL HE CHOOSE?
>> THE TWINK
“Pass around party bottom”? Was Jeffrey Moran the host this week?
deepfriendofthepod
Seems like SNL has been getting a lot gayer since Bowen Yang joined the cast :)
Damn Hahahaha
The one with Jennifer Lopez is funnier.