The Real Intros of Reality Hills - SNL

>> YOU'RE WATCHING BRAVO. WHEN DOES YOUR BOYFRIEND GET BACK IN TOWN? AT 11:00, IT'S ANDY COHEN'S ENDOSCOPE CAMP. COMING UP NEXT -- DO YOU LOVE OUR PROGRAMMING BUT DON'T GIVE A "D" ABOUT THE STORYLINES? KEEP WATCHING THE NEWEST REALITY SHOW "THE REAL INTROS OF REALITY HILLS." >> TWO'S A CROWD. THREE'S A PARTY. SIX OR MORE, HONEY, YOU NEED A RESERVATION. >> MY HUSBAND -- MY HUSBAND'S A DOCTOR, AND MY FACE, ALL SCIENCE. >> I'M TOO OLD AND MY HAIR IS TOO LONG. >> THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN. BUT WHEN I STAND UP TOO FAST, I PASS OUT. >> I HAVE A BABY VOICE BUT MY HUSBAND'S 100 YEARS OLD. >> YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, YOU'RE ONLY AS OLD AS YOUR CURRENT WIFE. >> I'M A REAL ESTATE MOGUL WHO CAN'T READ. LINE UP, LADIES. >> HALF JEWISH BUT I'M ALL WOMAN. YOU'RE HIRED! >> I'M AS GAY AS MY TWIN. >> I'M AS GAY AS MY WIFE. >> WE HAVE A SKIN CARE LINE THAT'S HUGE IN IRAQ. JEALOUS? >> WE BOILED THESE WOMEN DOWN TO TWO LINES. YOU'RE WELCOME. >> DON'T EXAMINE MY CHARITY TOO HARD. IT'S RACIST. >> MY SECRET? I USED TO BE ASIAN. >> I RESPECT THE SABBATH. UNLESS THE SABBATH DISRESPECTS ME. OY, VEY, YOU'RE FILMING. >> HIS BOOTY IS REAL. >> BUT MY PERSONALITY IS FAKE. >> OUR NIECE PLAYED TOPANGA ON "BOY MEETS WORLD." JEALOUS? >> LET'S FACE IT, WE BARELY HAVE STORYLINES ANYWAY SO WE CUT TO THE CHASE. >> I GIVE MY SON OPEN-MOUTH KISSES AND I GO TO THIRD WITH MY DOG. RELAX, IT'S HIM TO ME. >> DATING MY SISTER'S FRIENDS, SLEPT WITH MY MOTHER'S FRIENDS. NEXT YEAR I'M GOING TO GAIN 150 POUNDS. THAT'S WHAT'S UP. >> JESUS WAS JUST A MAN. >> WE'RE SO CLOSE WE FINISH EACH OTHER -- >> OFF. >> THERE'S A PRISON NAMED AFTER OUR FAMILY. JEALOUS? >> YOU HEARD THE TAG LINES. NOW ALL THAT'S LEFT IS THREE SECONDS OF DRAMA. >> YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID, BITCH. >> IS THIS WHITE CULTURE? >> THIS HAS BEEN "THE REAL INTROS OF REALITY HILLS."

Channel: Saturday Night Live

Views: 2,495,570

Rating: 4.9379649 out of 5

Keywords: SNL, Saturday Night Live, SNL Season 43, SNL Episode 1743, John Mulaney, Cecily Strong, Kate McKinnon, Melissa Villasenor, Aidy Bryant, Heidi Gardner, Beck Bennett, Mikey Day, Pete Davidson, Leslie Jones, s43, s43e18, episode 18, live, new york, comedy, sketch, funny, hilarious, late night, host, music, guest, laugh, impersonation, actor, improv, musician, comedian, stand up, stand up comedian, netflix, KID GORGEOUS, The Top Part, New in Town, The Comeback Kid, Jack White

Id: Rl5dZuX7QuU

Length: 2min 24sec (144 seconds)

Published: Sat Apr 14 2018

Reddit Comments

[u/StephBGreat]

“We’re so close, we finish each other —off.”

[u/notarealballerina]

We all know SNL has been flirting with Bravo-based sketches for awhile now. The Hemsworth guy and crew in the repair shop dancing to Erika Jayne, Cecily as basically Erika with LD cracking up, Will Ferrell and the CHICKON. I died at Andy's endoscopy cam. And then it kept going. This sketch is everything to me.

[u/elfstar89]

Is this wine kosher??? LOL

[u/mhal_1111]

Leslie Jones as black-and-Jewish "Aviva" (more a parody of Jules!) was the best for me

[u/[deleted]]

Adie Bryant is my favorite lol

"Relax! It was him to me"

[u/whoareyouindisworld]

Hey this is looking good for HWs. I think back then it was more a guilty pleasure that people dont talk about. Now everyone knows about HWs and dont feel ashamed to admit it.

[u/justsayinyall11]

WOW Leslie Jones went IN on Jules!!! So funny.

[u/yungbdavis94]

A R T

[u/Freckles8919]

This is everything! Also I have a serious lady boner for John Mulaney so him in a bravo skit is too amazing!