the 50 WORST smash moves to get hit by in real life

this video was sponsored by surfsharkvpn after playing smash for a while you start to realize which moves don't feel that bad to get hit by and which make you physically recoil in real life and so today i decided to rank the top 50 moves that would suck the most to get hit by in real life if you think about it lots of moves in smash would result in a pretty quick and painless death some of them not so much jesus i'm not going to include jabs or final smashes in this ranking since they take up half the list so for now let's just get started with number 50. pikachu and p2 thunder are literally a lightning strike with a cloud and everything very simple all things considered but definitely painful enough to make the list next we got bowser and charizard's flame breath pretty self-explanatory being burned alive kinda sucks violet's f-smash comes next this move will probably hurt just as much in real life as it does when you get hit by it in the game nothing too crazy but a spear through the chest like that doesn't seem fun next we got pit and dark bit side b i have no clue what these things are but the way this heavy piece of metal launches these two fellas forward for a charged up uppercut right in your [ __ ] jaw seems awful lucina and mark zeiby might be the most tame move in this entire list visually but if you think about it it seems brutal to get hit by especially if you angle it downwards shulk up air has two hits one that opens a sword up and the second that sticks it right out that's how a lot of the moves shulk has with this sword works but i feel up here is the worst because of the implication of where it's going through if it's an up air at number 44 we got min-min's neutral air with megawatt i could have chosen f-smash which [ __ ] launches the ball at you but the wrecking ball motion of neutral air seems a little bit more brutal luigi charging himself up and shooting at you at max speed like a human bullet puts misfire at number 43. corey down throw seems kind of terrifying imagine a dragon putting their full weight on you while a blast of water comes through the side and waterboards your ass yeah this is pretty awful to go through villagers down v is kind of scary to get hit by and i'm not talking about the tree part fear factor is a huge part in this painful move list and not much is scarier than a child maniac going after you with bloodthirsty eyes and an axe gate to hell is not only one of the sickest names for a move but also a very brutal way to go out something else that has a sick name is surf shark vpn one of the best vpn services in existence surfshark keeps your online identity safe by encrypting all the information sent between your device and the internet keeping you as safe as ever online not only that but it also lets you change your ip address to let you virtually travel to any country in the world personally my favorite surf shark feature is easily the amount of content that you can just unlock for example if i live in 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a giant fist at number 38 one of the most beautifully designed moves in the game it literally summons a giant demon fist and leg to demolish your ass rob backyard uses a full tank of exhausts to cook you alive it seems basic but machine parts get quite hot and also quick note we are assuming rob is a six foot very heavy steel machine like he looks in smash not a plastic toy next we got falcon punch warlock punch dragon uppercut yeah these very strong elemental charged up punches they're pretty similar to each other so i didn't feel the need to put them off separately since one punch from any of these will quite easily put a hole through your chest next we got ganon's down smash down smash specifically since up smash and sms are quite clean and would tear through you instantly down smash though i wouldn't want to take my chances robin down smashes next also another short move this one seems especially brutal because look how bendy robin's 11 sword is this will not be a clean cut that plus the electricity boost you can clearly see when he smashes it down will be awful next we got kirby ddd and yoshi's neutral b where they kind of just eat you alive it would be too broken in smash to get instantly ko'd from that move so they switch you out but in real life i don't think we'd be so lucky king k rool down smashes next where the full weight of an obese crocodile smashes onto you with armor and everything king ddd upbeat is next and is higher than k-roll because the air time ddd gets will make you fear the crushing weight for that much longer pro wrestling might not be all real but if incineroar does his back throw on you i feel like you won't really be able to walk after that kazuya's karate chop of death that is his down smash seems devastating to get hit by that [ __ ] has a surface area of a side of a hand going down strong enough to crack planet pop star bowser and wolf both have these razor sharp claws ready to tear your ass apart with their down smash i recommend avoiding at all costs at number 27 we got rob grabbing you turning you upside down and slamming you into the ground with his full robot weight next we got hero's magic first which seems especially painful because of how slow it is the kind of disintegration that takes its time to finish at first i was going to put lucas up smash on this list but that move would literally disintegrate you so i opted for down smash and stride three strong flashes of psychic powers to ruin your [ __ ] day ganon down air seems like a very simple move compared to the torture devices we've just seen now but these full leg extensions from one of the most powerful beings in any universe charged up with electricity will probably annihilate most living things villager's f smash is a very simple but painful move where he just unleashes a bowling ball from like 15 feet in the air right on your dome next is another simple move with samus back here not only is this a metal limb hitting you at full strength right in the temple but it's also being manned by a six foot three jacked amazon lady violet down air is next the move that actually inspired me to make this vid every time i see someone get bonked with this move i physically recoil a bit because of how much oomph and power goes into it next we got dk upbeat and rob sidney two spinny moves where a multitude of arms just beat you senselessly similar enough in motion that i put them here together but i would absolutely prefer to get hit by dk than by raw imagine your nutrients being sucked dry from these little white leeches because that's basically what all of our psyche does this is actually like a nightmare way to go out too oh my goodness steve down smashes next where the man literally just throws love on you simple but effective next we got falcon and ganon upbeat i use these moves all the time and i never thought about how much it could actually hurt start off as a big dude that holds you which sounds nice but then you heat up till you explode in falcon's case or you get shocked up till you explode in ganon's either way pretty painful explosive flame is actually an incredibly [ __ ] up move imagine you're chilling minding your own business when suddenly you are encapsulated by a ball of fire without any warning brutal some characters like ness zelda and fox have a down throw where they hold you down and send fire or just lasers point blank at your chest it seems so normal because they're such commonly used moves but when you take a sec to actually look at it it's pretty raw wario chomp is different from kirby suck for example because kirby simply swallows you whole wario on the other hand makes sure to chew his food pirates iv is not only incredibly annoying as a move but also extremely painful she chucks the sword at you like it's captain america's shield and it just rotates in a ball of fire spinning you around like you're in a [ __ ] washing machine jeez ridley side b is coolest you got the iconic move where he has you in his talons while he's dragging you on the ground at a super fast speed samus is fine for the most part because he got her suit armor but pretty much anyone else can kiss their skin goodbye bowser's down air is literally a ginormous turtle shell crashing down on you with full force already painful as is but the spikes make it that much more savage as we move into the top 10 we start with another bowser move with the side b and kazuya downbeat these guys grab you jump up a couple meters and use their full body weight to slam you into the ground gordo and petui are probably on the opposite side of the list in terms of how good of a projectile they are but in real life they work as big-ass spiky balls that would crush you painfully another one of rob's throws lands itself in the top 10 with down throw this time rob decides to use you as a jackhammer and pummels your head repeatedly on the ground next we got link up b i've got hit by this move so many times in smash but i've never thought about how actually painful it would be to get hit by a real life fighter this only applies in the air though since on the ground it's only one slice so toon link or young link upd would be worse here the meta knight side v is awful to get hit by both in smash and in real life the fact you can also angle the side b upwards makes it that much more brutal like it's drilling into your soul next we got kirby meta knight and charizard's up throw the worst part of this move is not the slam but rather the fact you get sent into the [ __ ] stratosphere at breakneck speed and come all the way down just as fast it's like you're on a roller coaster but it's the size of the empire state building and you're going at mach speed and you'll die probably next we got two moves for spot number four with sephiroth octo slash and mithra sibi these moves are a series of blades that slice you the [ __ ] up from multiple angles both have very attractive individuals doing it at least so it's not the worst way to go out and number three we got bowser up throw infinitely worse than his downer because bowser is making sure you get to experience his spikes specifically the ones on the top that he rotates you around absolutely brutal because it's your [ __ ] spine too that gets the brunt of it all at number two we have sonic down throw seems ordinary but we must remember sonic is very fast especially in fall form him deciding to go at spin dash speed on your entire body will easily create a brand new ball shaped cavity in your torso not to mention the hedgehog spikes you got going on and yeah this won't be fun at all and finally at number one most painful move to get hit by we got bowser jr's down throw you get the full weight of a turtle child and his car on top of you while drilling a hole directly into your spine this move is absolutely brutal to witness every time thankfully it's on bowser jr so it means we rarely get to see it but please be sure to cover any children's eyes when playing this character against them and that's it that was the top 15 most painful moves to awareness in smash bros let me know what you think would you agree or disagree with but for now i'll catch you later see ya thanks again to surfsharkvpn for sponsoring this video fellas remember to check the link in the description and enter code tcnic for that 83 off three month extra and antivirus for free

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Length: 11min 26sec (686 seconds)

Published: Thu Jun 09 2022