The Cold War Was Wild!

is promo yeah yeah bad bad day okay [Music] what's up everybody welcome to the Bay Ridge Boys presents the history hi heinous I'm Chris de Stefano aka Chrissy tbp true blue psycho TBG true blue gaben suck a dick since 1984 and I'm Yanis Pappas aka Freddie feta change that's it that's a kid [ __ ] Olive Oyl baby as well today we got a good olive oil tits yeah olive oil pits car and I'm cute okay tzatziki pear yeah today you told me unequivocally that I was killed oh yeah guys send us your videos of you of you know moving your arm like you're on a choo-choo train going cuckoo cuckoo cuckoo cuckoo kill send us your vids and yours [ __ ] too BRB da patron out gmail.com or just DMS like Raphael de Luca and Jim Backus do a Kristy comedy or at Yanis Papas or at Bay Ridge boy I'll tell you what there was a history hyenas Cree Zach shaving his beard and a history in his post I mean he's a different guy yeah sacks a different guy we said it last week he looks like a Mexican kid that fixes cars outside Shea Stadium or a kid that left the caliphate and is trying to reform his life yeah got sleepy Bardot's here today Bart it's 117 degrees in New York City and the wasp can't take that the wasps can now they're not bred for heat no it's not pressure eat they they like to stay in Connecticut or you know northern England by the sea their genes are not made for this at all I can't through the heat that's why they don't have fumes absolutely because they don't sweat down there because they're used to cold weather that's my theory yeah that's why there's no fumes down oh yeah absolutely yeah cuz I don't even know if they have genitalia I don't think Bardot has genitalia it just like a naked Ken doll it's just a hall they smear yeah it's like a cappuccino machine they just make a little little wash you know get [ __ ] it's trash wise up wise hyena the toys htm' hyena the trash monkey all the way over there he's watching over the clan okays watching over the clan yeah and it's also he's gotta stay in the a/c yo cuz yeah are you autistic yeah a little bit yeah I'm all right yeah you're honest because the way you do acronyms you have to do that and they're like are you counting matters yeah yeah yeah from now I'll call me Chrissy to spectra now yeah you need to least up and take it off the streets yeah shot in the back of the head and put caps that's what needs to happen cuz yeah cuz yeah I've been on a [ __ ] roll today cuz yeah I had a coffee this morning and you haven't been the same [ __ ] I met you for a car I met you for a Norwegian coffee on Third Avenue at Cafe at caffee cafe on Third Avenue 81st Street but Bay Ridge Brooklyn we love that spot I met you [ __ ] off and the way that that caffeine hit me was [ __ ] wild what was in it I've been ten out of ten I've had a headache I've been going I've been delirious I've been yelling [ __ ] at people all day I'm out of my mind a little bit tonight yeah you just turned the mics on cuz we walked all the way from your house in Brooklyn to the studio over the Manhattan Bridge and I got to tell you yeah you were talking and screaming at people yeah like you were a homeless Vietnam vet yeah and I took two business calls you did yeah are [ __ ] why absolutely hundred percent yeah I'm wild and and people even on the business calls like what is all that noise and I was like New York [ __ ] City baby that's it yeah today we got to get up today we're gonna be talking about spy planes I'm gonna talk about the [ __ ] Russian cosmonauts it's gonna get food we got a picture of a hyena eating another hyena on the studio in the studio right now that Zach Isis has brought out from his personal collection it's gonna be a good day it's literally 126 degrees in New York City I mean it is what we did today was dangerous what's dangerous we we had this is how wild it got we as soon as we cross that bridge you're honest I had to go into a Chinese hotel and get a beverage we got an Arnold Palmer let's just say this for the record if you live outside New York if you live inside New York you already know Chinatown and summer don't go together absolutely not you do not want to be anywhere about fumes oh yeah cuz aren't even you I don't even think your people want to go there yeah and trying to telling some pro garbage everywhere fish everywhere and you will see all you let me tell you something let me tell you what you see in China oh here we go you see of course all different types of Asian people because I'm not going to assume that they're all from China you saw this is kind of Asian people you see products hanging outside of stores that nobody will ever buy nobody wants them nobody wants some nobody wants the things that these people are selling out it is what it is yeah nobody wants it doors are up yeah you'll see crabs are in fish tanks pressed up against the window so it it's just a window full of crabs yeah hanging from hooks you'll see dead ducks and what you'll see is white people in shorts that are too short with one side of their head shaved watching their laptops listening to podcasts right driving city bikes ninety miles an hour because they feel bad that they're white and they want to assimilate into the aging but deep down they don't they hate it deep down they [ __ ] all hate it and they're all full of [ __ ] okay that's you see the only pity only the only stores that are doing any business in Chinatown are the right aids uh you know Ferrara's when you want to get a cannoli that's what these people want okay listen nobody even knows what the stores me I mean I don't know they got there the story was called twelve closets what the [ __ ] does that mean yeah what am i buying in that store here's something look if you're considering this culturally insensitive will then reality and my eyes and nose are culturally incest what it is because what it is is you're in Chinatown it smells like death that's what it does smells like death even if you're an Asian person you have to [ __ ] admit that it doesn't smell good down there not in the summer I love the people I'm not saying I don't love the people oh I know you know it's another [ __ ] thing that's in every Chinatown all over the world and I will somebody [ __ ] tell me why why does every Chinatown have a Popeye's what is going on with Popeye's fried chicken and the Asian communities I want to know yeah for some reason they love one and all eyes yeah and it's and it's and it's it's something I want to know cuz I don't like it I'm just I want to be I want to be educated on it that's all when you crossed I like it when you cross when you cross from Chinatown into Little Italy Italy I mean the smell gets a little better it truly does man it is what it is and I'm not saying Italian grandma smell good either I mean you know they're not big you know how Italian guys go out they don't you do not smell they're they're not [ __ ] sitting outside selling your food they're not [ __ ] they because I saw two live crabs crawl out of their garbage in Chinatown so it's like that's the problem you can't have live crabs you know and you can't do business in flip-flops every day Oh cuz help your feet out you can't have your feet out yeah with like you selling dried whatever the [ __ ] sea urchin that says selling dried sea urchin yeah thanks to high heaven and I can't see your feet you got to pick one or the other that's what it is and you're gonna sell sea urchin or you're gonna have your feet out you can't have both yeah cuz I wrong you're not wrong and you know what's so [ __ ] unbelievable I saw five I saw five Chinese businesses that the awning itself was in Chinese letters everybody in there hasn't spoken English since I got here which I'm okay with why do they have on with her stickers all over the walls explain that to me what do you are they with her I don't know if they are I don't think they know the difference I think these white honky dogs are coming in there and throwing up on with her stickers everywhere because they're trying to rent out the property from above them and basically what they're doing is they're getting a good deal because I think they're good people that I call I got a spot down in Chinatown for $1,000 a month when really what you're doing you [ __ ] white evil piece of [ __ ] is sitting there on your high horse and getting a deal off the asian people that are working their ass off to feed you and your [ __ ] fat acai ball appetite cuz I got South Asian and Asian friends okay who I've heard who've told me who've been to China my ex-girlfriend used to she worked for julia company she went to China a few times right and not to like the Maine not to Beijing I'm talking about like to where these factories are in some of these smaller cities yeah and and I've had Indian friends tell me same thing the level of Sanitation they're different from America absolutely getting a whole that's what is it is what it is it is what it is it's not as clean it's a different it's a different level of cleanliness what it is kid yeah that's what it is you know you're gonna tell me that you got going there's you know self-righteous horse and you're the best person of all time cuz you donated a dollar to a GoFundMe to help an Indian kid why don't you go to India yeah move to India you want to show me you're here oh yeah go to India because at least I'm man enough to say I want help but I'm not moving to India now I'm not moving to India I would like to help I'm not going to India I'm sorry yeah I'm not gonna be like a flushable toilet I need a flushable toilet oh oh you know oh yeah oh yeah you know you're you say oh I'm just used to you know mm Oh mm 18 amenities yeah I am yes the the difference with a guy like me and a guy like you is I'm truth about it yeah that's the part that bothers me the most is these people want to be so self-righteous but they're all full of [ __ ] it's all for show I'm gonna tell you honestly how I feel and what I'm willing to do and not do and you're gonna [ __ ] deal with it because a lot of people live in a world right now where there's no consequences yeah well we need to start bringing back the consequences oh that's what I'm saying Oh guess what maybe I'm gonna start riding my bicycle again when you think I'm just riding a bicycle but really the handlebar the bicycle is a metal pipe ah ah when I see you when I see your [ __ ] arm with her stickers head out and your [ __ ] protest signs and you want to yell at me yeah because I don't understand that I'm a straight white male and I understand my white privilige I'm gonna hit you with a crowbar I love the way this piece of real know obviously I'm kidding obviously I'm [ __ ] joking I just want to say here on the podcast that I was just kidding we're characters these are the Bay Ridge boys that were only characters making fun of the issues of 2018 and we do not stand behind any of the things that the character of Christmas Jeff know or the character of Yanis pop it stands for so I just want to say burn baby burn we are male feminized feel the burn yeah I want to cut my dick off and put it in the [ __ ] I want to put cut my dick off and put in a gluten-free Bock you know what it is you know what I'm sick of what do you want since we're playing these characters we don't really believe the things that we're saying yes I'm [ __ ] sick of hearing about toxic masculinity being a problem that leads to sexual assault sexual abuse harassment in the work all that stuff yeah you know what you know what it is what is it you know being you we're masculine guys we're guys I'm a guy look we're not gonna sexually harass you now do you want to know why yeah because women want to [ __ ] us that's what it is what it is it is what it is what it is yeah and the problem is not [ __ ] masculinity yeah that's not the problem these [ __ ] dude there's certain people who are [ __ ] insecure deeply insecure or they're mentally ill or whatever [ __ ] their problem is and they're psychos yeah and they'll always be cycles like that yeah right and have you've noticed recently in the comedy community these people who are being accused of sexual harassment or what right they're not askew and these dudes were pretending to be feminist Nazis absolutely then it turns out that maybe they were a little beautiful controlling in their relationship well maybe they were a little jealous and [ __ ] like that masculine dudes don't do that that's what is not masculine behavior that's to be your [ __ ] ally we tell you hey baby I'm looking at you like your piece of meat that's what my guy it is what it is and that deep down that's what the woman wanna hear because all the guys that's a good point because a lot of times what happens is is in comedy you know women start to uh you know women like guys that can make them laugh and they start to get you know they start to you know get sexually attracted that and that's great but a lot of these guys the reason why they developed comedy and a sense of humor was as a weapon because they were small they were short they were weird nerdy yeah yeah they had there was sad some type of there on the spectrum somebody some women so women didn't like them so what do they develop a sense of humor and then they start to they're very good at writing jokes and then their career takes them to a point now where they never learned how to talk to a woman but yet you have a thousand women throwing themselves at them they don't know what to do not me cuz I'm sorry guess what I was [ __ ] born I just when I came out of the womb I can't help it I was a [ __ ] weird-looking kid to begin with but then I don't know I got I start to get brought also we're achieving things you were playing who's watching kids yeah I mean you know I was banging I was trying to bang all the Puerto Rican girls in my neighborhood I was [ __ ] el blanquito I had I had attention from the opposite sex so now that I've gotten some success in my career I understand no means no and I'm not gonna sexually assaults girl just trying to move on if a woman doesn't like me it is what it is yeah I don't live in a [ __ ] utopia where everyone has to like me I understand there gonna be people that don't like me and then I just move on and I respectfully understand the woman's wishes if not want to go any further and I just [ __ ] jerk off it to my belly button and I move on have you noticed how full of [ __ ] all these people are all full of [ __ ] have you noticed like the ones who've been getting in trouble and stuff like that are ones who don't exhibit like normal guy behavior yeah and pretend to be these sort of allies yeah and then it turns out they're putting fish hooks in people's mouths of course [ __ ] control and behavior cosby's walking around like he's the [ __ ] cleanest [ __ ] he's actually yeah raping unconscious women cuz you know who's not gonna do that me and you me we're not gonna do that yeah I'm not comparing myself to this guy anyway communiclique us he's a [ __ ] at the top of the game but you know he's never gonna get in trouble cuz I'm sure he's never done anything disrespectful guy like Joe Rogan yeah just a real [ __ ] man's man masculine guys been cute his whole life been famous for a long time now says the truth doesn't act like he's some [ __ ] superhero is a human being first and foremost he's just he lives in reality yeah and he's gonna understand that if any uh uh uh if a girl says no it's no and that is what it is because he doesn't have that deep insecurity right because he's accomplished stuff yes he sees it he's successful his career he was a successful actor he was a successful karate dude that's what a necessity behold yeah he doesn't have that deep insecurity that leads to that kind of need for control or deep sick [ __ ] behavior masculinity is not the [ __ ] problem I'm sick of [ __ ] hearing it you want to know what masculinity is what you're attracted to masculinity and protects you is what protects you from some of the dark forces in this world yeah [ __ ] do the things to you that you're talking about that's what I'll [ __ ] don't throw the baby out with the [ __ ] bathwater yeah now that we live in a culture where for some reason you're trying to tie every inevitable horrible thing in the world because nature is a horrible place too [ __ ] toxic masculinity or [ __ ] the male patriarchy it's like just you're living in that [ __ ] utopia doesn't mean it's true yeah because it's a fantasy yeah they're all living in the internet that if you would hasn't learned how to adapt you found a [ __ ] tribe and you're just yelling [ __ ] on the internet that you don't really believe cuz it's not based in [ __ ] reality I'm looking at hyena eating another that's reality that's what I was looking at [ __ ] yeah dude Jesus cry I wanna [ __ ] put some Vaseline to my dick and [ __ ] you in the ass yeah listen to music we just no bottles borrow his [ __ ] zone yo the views that we just disposed are those of two characters that we make fun of they do we don't believe any of that stuff we're too diverse feminists and we have a middle Easterner who is our thing ya always have a girl on the podcast and we have Bardo who is a gay man and I love NPR and CNN absolutely and BuzzFeed and of course HuffPo yeah HuffPo shoutout yeah let's make fun of the other [ __ ] side ya know what I'm sick of well what did I'm sick of hearing about you [ __ ] barely educated [ __ ] right-wing losers talking about white supremacy Yeah right you ever notice it's the [ __ ] [ __ ] of the of the species no sure who advocate what have you done nothing what's the guy's name Richard Spencer what have you done born into a rich family have you accomplished yourself that proves your supremacy name one [ __ ] accomplishment that you have contributed to humanity nothing absolutely nothing you are living on the backs of other geniuses who have created everything for you and guess what those geniuses their genius had nothing to [ __ ] do with their ethnicity their color or whatever yeah okay nothing because if you go back through history there's great inventors and creator in the Asian world in the in the Arab world in the white world Africa it's been the collaboration of these cultures throughout history and them sharing information which has he evolved culture evolvement what have you [ __ ] done so I'm sick of them all right you barely [ __ ] educate a lot of these people you got a [ __ ] podcast you sent it sounds like a freshman college conversation yeah that's what your [ __ ] blog or whatever sounds like yeah it sounds like conversations I was having when I was a [ __ ] freshman grow the [ __ ] up you never live in the real world I'm not gonna take you seriously if you can't even pay your own [ __ ] rent that see what your theories are government on if you got a [ __ ] rule man you got a [ __ ] roommate all right all your AMA I'm a conservative I'm yeah you don't know all self-interested pieces of gore how the roommate you take the bus to work how about that shut up I'm a libertarian I believe in free market yeah you're poor do ya you're poor that's what it is also you ever notice everyone's a libertarian everyone's a libertarian and they're all about free market you know yeah until they start a business and it fails yeah then they have a capitalist Republican fart no then you have no qualms yeah taking a socialist bankruptcy bailout never in the history of the world has there been a libertarian whose business failed and then they went you know what I'm gonna forego the bankruptcy because I'm a libertarian and the market really kicked my ass on that one I got what I deserved so I'm gonna go sleep in a homeless shelter for the next year [ __ ] good points yeah you make some good points the rage out today yeah yeah yeah yeah well you start yeah yeah you got me go guys just making all these points [ __ ] Jelena people with a backward Chicago white sacks out on at the top of Ted and [ __ ] earmuffs cuz we're sick of it we're fed up today yeah I'm fed up we're far it's hot too hot you want to say [ __ ] you want to give the middle finger you want to give yeah but you know what the truth is what it is I have also had too many cards Willie so what I'm probably gonna do is I'm gonna go home I can say anything anyone I'm not gonna take to social media or Twitter cuz I have control I'm gonna [ __ ] go eat some fruit jerk off taking that you know what cuz listen was there anything we said there wasn't true no someone in Hamas that's right there you go and yo if you guys want to see us spewing that [ __ ] funny [ __ ] live we got some dates coming up oh yeah yeah go on my website Kristy comedy comm I'm gonna be coming up I got um Dallas the Addison improv I'm coming to Dallas Texas July 17th to the 19th I think on Christi comedy calm then Montreal Comedy Festival July 23rd 28th and then August 5th to the 8th the bull got in Atlantic City with Yanis Freddie cheese Papa I will be with Chris Edie at those braga Borgata dates I will also be in Syracuse this weekend so patreon I will be with my good buddy Sergio Chacon and we're going we're going to the funny bone in Syracuse so get your tickets for that I'll be at Uncle Vinnie's injury he was at Point Pleasant Jersey one Pleasant New Jersey in August I can't remember the exact Dix check that out and Pittsburgh improv check that [ __ ] out and every Thursday in New York City come out I'm hosting live in Gotham which is Gotham Tommy club's new virtual reality show partnered up with oculus and Facebook it's it's an amazing show that airs in virtual reality on oculus and I'm hosting this first season and it's been absolutely amazing so if you live in New York City come out and check one of those shows every Thursday 10:00 p.m. you bring your surgery as a great guy oh come on I'm so just going the best yeah cuz so yeah this I'm sick of everybody really sick of everyone pitching well I think I think in a way in a way it ties into what we're gonna do next because I think what we want to talk about is um in October of what was it 19 was it 1969 why would he talking about that yeah yeah yeah I playing our guy um the guy's name was see that I snippet these names are always hard to receive Medicare no this guy's name was Charles W Maultsby and what happened was is he was flying this it was called a u2 plane before the band u2 was called u2 and it could fly 70,000 feet in the air it was an American spy plane and what it would do is it would collect radioactive dust particles from the sky because it was a time but the US and Russia was called the Cold War and basically how we just got fed up just imagine I was the US and Yanis with Russia and we got fed up and the only difference was instead of me and you're honest warned to go out there and [ __ ] you know we say things and we joke around and we're like we've had enough of people you know all this self-righteous bolster we've had enough but just imagine it's two countries now that both have nukes that's how mad they were at each other and they were armed with nuclear warheads yeah you got it you got to imagine time this is post-world War two where they're not too far not too far away from it well a little bit more now whoa 25 yeah yeah 25 years you're right actually you're right cause the beginning of the Cold War yeah so begin Acoma cos the Cold War lasted all the way basically the eighties the eighties yeah so you're talking about post-world with the United States and and and Russia were [ __ ] allies against the Germans yeah but the big problem was Russians were communists we were capitalist we were basically enemies because we had opposing economic theories and systems but we had to team up to beat these fascists right well it was you know Stalin and FDR and Truman they got into bed to beat these guys because war makes for strange bedfellows that's what it is ah so what happened is a lot of people believed that Truman actually dropped the bomb that he didn't need to drop the bomb yeah especially that second one yeah hit it to scare Stalin to let him know cuz they knew that the Cold War and the arms race was coming cuz Russia was a powerhouse they were communist and this was kicked off the Cold War I want to let them know that they were armed to the teeth you know where that comes from that I said well armed to the teeth comes from ever say that once on the pot you dead because you learned it out there overseas when you were traveling tell them again okay armed to the teeth it's it's an expression that comes from the teeth bridge in Scotland and back in the 1300s on like William Wallace times if you were only allowed to be all coming into this town in Scotland you're only allowed to carry your weapons up until the teeth bridge then you have to leave them with the Scottish garrison after teeth bridge and into the city wouldn't know what so here we are that sets the stage so for about 20 years there's an arms race going on we're both scared of each other we're trying to win you know we're trying to win the country's over you know we're trying to hold we're trying to spread capitalism they're trying to spread communism this is the two economic systems that are s that are opposed to each other they're polar opposites right polar opposite you guys know this [ __ ] so boom here it all culminates in 1961 in October in [ __ ] the Cuban Missile Crisis one of the absolute most [ __ ] wild moments in American and global history cuz he was absolutely cuz he was he was a [ __ ] bear fan cause he was he had [ __ ] glare cuz cuz yo if I was alive during that time I would have been a nervous kid yeah yeah you know I fight with the good guys you know that you look like a Marine but you're not cause no personalities no no I'm a scared kid yeah but I think if push come to shove and I got out of those battle eyes and I survived a couple battles got some confidence I'd probably run into a landmine so we're talking about 1961 October right obviously we have feed out Castro down there and you had a communist revolution down yeah Fidel Castro more small house he was also a good pretty good baseball player yes he's handsome kid tall kid we talked about the less yeah most things aren't taught besides that ones six foot one yeah pretty tall kid and he had a Caliphate beard too love sticks love smoking sex yeah smoking cigars so that a communist uh he was a dictator in Cuba as you know and allied strongly obviously with Russia with Mother Russia for them that's where they got their back and they were a small island nation and the what the reason why that made America nervous obviously is because we're talking about an island that is basically what are we talking about 90 miles 90 [ __ ] miles off the coast of Florida off the Key West Key West right yeah usually all the wars that we have to deal with happen in across the ocean but the ocean is the biggest defense we have absolutely absolutely and and that in that Canada's just you know whatever just do what we do all right so we do yeah just listen to what we say yeah Canada's kind of like let's just walk around with a helmet all day is what it is yeah Mexico kind of just you know it is what I can the day they had numbers but they don't have numbers anymore they do what we do yeah so this was the first time really that we had such a big threat that we had our enemy are the back then this was there were superpowers now worthy of really only super bad now China is becoming another superpower Russia's trying to make a comeback but back then there were two superpowers we were one and Russia two [ __ ] superpowers we both had nukes and it was scary because we both had different economic philosophies and both of us wanted to take over the world yeah so it's [ __ ] who's got more nukes now also Russia we got more nukes yeah we have the most we have the most [ __ ] new but you know think about nukes is there redundant it doesn't matter doesn't matter the only need a few time you only need two or three yeah blow the whole [ __ ] place up yeah so nuclear fallout all the dust rise in the air [ __ ] yeah no sorry yeah people dive radioactive poisoning it's a bad deal yeah that's why they found it gets born with four arms the United Nations League grew out of the League of Nations was it was all about because scientists were trying to lobby these politicians say hey look we can't do this anymore you guys got to get together cuz war is it's antiquated you can't make it modern warfare is like my father was tell me it's too brutal you can't really do it yeah it's dangerous it's against your own interest so we have to stop it that's something but at this point it's [ __ ] is hitting the fan and so Cuba's nervous about us we're nervous about Cuba the whole [ __ ] thing Khrushchev who's running Russia at the time fat kid drinker - can we pull up his pic fat [ __ ] I [ __ ] kid ya drank a lot they're all fast yeah except Putin's grail of vodka bad yeah Putin's of good chairman would get they look good cut if you ever want to fight if you want to have a really good Instagram follow go follow look at this Russian yeah and you'll see next Khrushchev yeah Khrushchev and then after that pull up look at this Russian and you'll see some pics of the funniest [ __ ] Russian things you've ever seen your [ __ ] life yeah here's a look that fat night looks like you lost a little weight but it looks like he drinks a lot Bach yeah his name's Nikita yeah I was I was confusing him in my head with Boris Yeltsin he was a fat kid yeah he blew up fat no no he just had a you had skin cancer on his forehead bad bet yeah but he he was the one who really [ __ ] loosened it all up course cuz pull up look at this Russian on Instagram it's called one word look at this Russian yeah Khrushchev dough he looks Russian bad yeah he's rushing that he looks like a thumb yeah yeah I mean Russian people I mean look this guy's gotta [ __ ] look at a dog yeah this guy's guys food tattoo in the back of his head yeah look at this yes scroll down with the broken nose yeah there's another guy's got a baguette on his dick go okay this guy's biceps with this woman yeah yeah that's called look at this oh my god yeah Russians are wild yeah they're [ __ ] wild wild human beings are scary human bigs yeah I mean look at this guy holding a hand sitting on another guy's lap yeah look at y'all down a little bit yeah yeah yeah just fly through and there's good ones with the guns look at that guy yeah look at these two look at this guy's [ __ ] face they got all ya you know from Chernobyl know those biceps are injections absolutely yeah that's that these kids are nuts look at this [ __ ] this guy do we put fire in his nose probably he's probably lighting his nose hair on fire look at this guy's just gotta [ __ ] look at look she's got a dog sitting on the bus a to see thanks mother for my life thanks MA ma th er yeah th en KS thanks mother for my life Russians are [ __ ] wild yeah look at this guy this is the Russian Tom Petty they got they got all these guys they got the Russian Leonardo DiCaprio they don't got really any good barbers in Russia now look at the force it's got a drink vodka look this is how you torture him because then they love it that guy's gonna die if they love a deed oh yes whoo and tracksuits - yeah vodka they love it bad bad bad bad so we're talking about 1961 Cuban Missile Crisis so it's [ __ ] tense okay the island of Cuba we're nervous about Cuba we're nervous about Russia's hegemony over Cuba they're worried about us you know is a lot of miscommunication happen over time it's tense all the apartment buildings in Bay Ridge for example have signs that say fallout shelter here realist was the time yeah my building if you look at all going to yes that's what fallout so far because I've seen those signs everywhere that's from the Cold War and nuclear fallout fallout shelter meaning like in case of a nuclear because what happens in Cait and nuclear war is that it the bomb explosion so big it puts up all this dust it's basically what happened to the dinosaurs so you know when when the when the meteor hit all this dust flew into the atmosphere and blocked the Sun and that brought on an ice age cuz it was so much [ __ ] dust so with the nukes go off all these explosions are gonna throw up all this [ __ ] into the air and it'll coat the sky and the Sun won't be able to get through and everything will [ __ ] freeze including all the radioactive fallout and [ __ ] like that so nuclear for fallout shelters where you going there eat canned food and you hope you can survive down there long enough for all this [ __ ] to settle and you come out and you know it's just roaches and rats cuzzy a crazy day could not yeah I'll tell you what in that flaws I'll [ __ ] find those smoothies yeah [ __ ] fine your smoothies college cause if they don't got smoothies in a fall out shout they're gonna do yeah gun to the head got some cause if they don't got smoothies pits and canals I don't know what I'm gonna do cuz if I can't be a cutie with a smoothie when I want to be a cutie with a smoothie I'll go off when I'm having a bad day all I do is smooth up and all of a sudden I feel killed yeah that's it that's yeah cause yeah if you guys are ever having a bad day out there I know there's a lot of mental health problems right now I'm telling you it's there's nothing there's nothing in this [ __ ] world that little smooth can't fix absolutely just get a little sip go to wherever you are I mean you could because you could be in [ __ ] Thailand they got smoothie shops abso-fucking-lutely so Khrushchev had already shipped like a hundred and sixty warheads okay we're on Cuba that America didn't even know were there yeah and that's what we're flying spy planes over there to try to get some reconnaissance to see what was on there what the Russians had going on over there so there's a constant reconnaissance thing there's two frontiers really with Russia at this point right okay we got [ __ ] Cuba down there yes basically Russia's a little [ __ ] yeah and they're a little launching pad there and then we got Alaska and then how close that is across the Bering Strait come Raja I mean there's resonance right now who live in the high rises in Alaska I can see Russia from their [ __ ] but Sarah Palin said that you could see Russia from my backyard absolutely probably don't believe that that's how close it is yeah it's so close to there's two frontiers and naturally there was reconnaissance missions being flown by both enemies Russia and the United States yeah USSR at the time over each other's borders or close to it but we didn't really cross what we would do is as Crissy said was what these spy planes would do was they would fly up in the air over Alaska and try to take some samples from the from the wind from the clouds to get some radioactive smart human beings are yeah to see cuz when they test nukes yeah it gives us some [ __ ] in the dust in the air right that they can if they get the air they can see and they can tell what kind of yes it's like it's like a filtering like a swimming pool it's like that same kind of net that they have yeah but isn't that [ __ ] wild cuz that's the air over an article but they're saying if it blows this way they can catch the air and test the air and find out exactly what kind of nuclear test the Russians are doing exactly so that's the kind of reconnaissance we're talking about now this story is it's not that well known I dug around me and Chrissy me and Chrissy dug around and found this [ __ ] story yep it it reads like a goddamn movie it really does unbelievable so hey Billy truth be told truth be [ __ ] told so at this point right there's it we got a naval blockade on Russia which is [ __ ] wild Russian ships are coming the Navy's there they're the Russians Russian ships American ships all [ __ ] squaring off that we have a spy plane that flies over Cuba 70,000 feet in the air and they [ __ ] Castro with Russian missiles disobeys Moscow right and shoots it [ __ ] down did the pilot survive with a Shai alit [ __ ] survived but they shot the [ __ ] plane down yeah and the pilots just ejected yeah so they shot the plane down so this [ __ ] is tense now this is all right before what we're about to tell you this is fall again well now all this time John F Kennedy and his brother Robert Kennedy they're both [ __ ] Marilyn Monroe as well both of them [ __ ] yeah I thought your sheriff came both of them yeah handsome guys now Kennedy was like you cause he was a cute [ __ ] kid can't irresistible kind of kid and girls love them ride them kid yeah it was much like you hear problems with his back yeah you don't have him yet but yo that backs gonna blow up I did got ya my back my back hurts cuz I'm gonna tell you guys the patreon members only Chrissy D got a 2-car actually a couple days ago and I got some back problem that's gonna be our exclusive patron up side you want to hear about my car crash Joe but Kennedy had a chronic horrible back to take painkillers he hit the lay down all the time and you you got bad tattoos on your back yeah yeah and I and I got [ __ ] and I just got wide hips you'd oh yeah birthing hips yeah so Robert Kennedy was back-channel negotiating with the Russian ambassador named obreon in dobri ininin damn kid named de Brienne in it and listen before we tell you about this it's worth noting that these back-channel negotiations where the Russian ambassador would meet with Robert F Kennedy both of them meeting on behalf of his brother John F Kennedy and Khrushchev is really what saved the world there's a great book called whatever was it called by Beschloss I always say a destiny [ __ ] the crisis years I'm sorry the crisis years by this guy named Beschloss who really details how important these back-channel negotiations between Robert Kennedy and ambassador are so because listen Khrushchev had to talk tough for his people to keep that morale high and that belief in communism and they didn't want to get pushed around and John F Kennedy have to had to talk tough so publicly the both were talking tough but privately and in back-channel they both knew the magnitude and the danger of this situation and they were trying to resolve it and that's what actually ended up resolving it was those back-channel negotiations but for the time as far as everyone knew [ __ ] tense everyone's prepared for nuclear war kids going under desks there's fallout shelters and now here we are naval blockade [ __ ] nuclear nuclear missiles and warheads on on the island of Cuba we have our nuclear weapons [ __ ] lined up there in Turkey in Italy and [ __ ] Florida and the coast of America they're pointing at each other it's [ __ ] wild and then this little-known crazy fact happens that recently got Declassified that almost really led to an all-out [ __ ] nuclear war none of us would be here there'd be no triggered there be no offended there you know I found nothing to be no Starbucks no Starbucks yeah because what would have happened is is if the if things would have played out another way and if literally we're talking about seconds or seconds from disaster all these [ __ ] planes the US and the Russian planes were all armed with [ __ ] nukes nuclear nuclear dipped nuclear tipped warheads which I don't know what them I don't know that means it was it is it just you'd [ __ ] just dip you dip a missile just in a little bit of nuke juice I think it's like when you know you when you dip you you know you dip your schweini in a little poopoo yeah that's what it is hit but then is he just dipping it cuz I because it was like it's a nuclear coated nuclear tipped I'm like is it a nuke or not but I think it was I think it dipped in nuke uranium cuz do you want to know [ __ ] a wild fact it's about human beings what we all have in our cells nuclear all our cells are nuclear bombs how wild is that sure yeah it's true that's how much energy we have the same energy inside ourselves that the Sun has same energy so if we could if we if they were like if there was ever like a certain chemical we could all technically turn our bodies into nukes Wow but I don't know how I mean sighs by splitting the atom because all this is like splitting atom what all right son said once you split the atom it's you funk you know big problem we're playing goo it's yeah yeah you split that out of me said uh-oh when he's put that on he went uh-oh spaghetti oh so now we move up to Alaska while this is going on like a good stay what's the capital Juneau we're up in Alaska now yeah which I would love to I would love to dig out you want to do show Alaska together you guys know anybody if anybody listeners podcast is in Alaska yeah tell your local Booker to get Chrissie D and Yanni Peter Bay Ridge boys out there we'll come out there yeah get the podcast we'll drive out there - we'll make it a road trip oh hey do it I swear to [ __ ] god I know I'll drive to Alaska I'll Drive to Yukon Territory I don't go [ __ ] I know cuz you are [ __ ] wild yes how wild you are you were like yo I'm real tired I need to cough up I'm real hot but then you're like yo you want to walk across the Manhattan Bridge because you live in contradictions you just have you just you don't the reality is a suggestion for you yeah you're [ __ ] wild I'm wild you make your own rules that's what it is I'm having a good time while I'm down here yeah you're a simulators child yeah so a lot of fun we're up in Alaska now the we have bases up there so they were flooded that like we said they're flying these reconnaissance missions with these spy planes but they're not going there they're not going over Russia because that is [ __ ] nobody wants to do that because that could lead to nuclear war both sides knew that that is a no-no so we're flying over Alaska trying to get that win so they can test the air now this pilot what's his name again his name was um uh uh hold on I got his [ __ ] name I was zoned out that's right cause no wasn't your Mariners jerseys that Ken Griffey junior Griffey junior who else could it be called Swedish swinging baseball sweet swing Lefty yeah I think pilots name was Charles W Maultsby Maultsby now this dude he was flying to the North Pole yeah young kid - yeah right was he twenties yeah he was 36 year old okay yeah but he's finding north pole drop up those Christmas dance that's what I would have done cuz I would decide that for that if I was a fighter pilot yeah all i want to do is fly up to the North Pole yeah I want to [ __ ] mom and mission to find Santa ya know when these kids go up in these [ __ ] planes they go up so high these 573 70,000 feet cuz they're basically touching the [ __ ] moon they gotta go they go up so high that first of all the plane is a very flimsy plane because it needs to be flimsy too like it can't have be like so heavy-duty like an f16 or like a commercial airline because the pressure is the air is so thin up there so kind of so like max the pressure and it cannot it's in a zone at 70,000 feet where it has to stay within this 6 6 knot speed range if it goes too fast it'll disintegrate and if the whole plane will fall apart and if it goes too slow it'll stall nosedive so this guy's got to stay within six nautical within six knots an hour for the plane not to [ __ ] go one way or another and also he's got to wear this suit that when it gets to a point when he turns the engines off because he has to reserve fuel later on the story which will tell you about he's got this suit that basically blows up and makes him look like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man also also hit because if if he didn't have this thing that constricted his body and made his blood flow go slower his blood would actually explode inside his body so good boy yeah when I was reading that I was thinking that that's one of the craziest things I mean so this guy is basically tightrope walking with his life up there how wild is that I was I was [ __ ] petrified reading the art it was crazy it read like a man should being alone and it's dark out I couldn't do it yeah cuz cuz I'd be seeing ghosts everywhere yeah cuz it's winter so it's dark up there so he's flying in dark place would they want to fly over the cover and I just in case there are some [ __ ] Russian yes and guess what the other guess what the other [ __ ] great news is if you if you somehow if you somehow get into problems and then you more actually survive the landing the army can't get you because you're in the middle of a polar icecap now the only thing that will get you is polar bear hungry polar bear so what they're suggesting they suggest to you the US Army suggests do not Jack do not armed eject eject that si just died in the planes because you're going to eject and then be eaten alive by polar bear or or freeze to death because we can't get you it's you're gonna die either way she might as well just die in the crash seg up say sayonara I mean this guy is in the dark flying in a plane that Chrissy just described to you has to fly within the six not radius or he [ __ ] dis the plane disintegrates it's crazy yeah how the the little margin error this guy has to be on his toes and he's up there for what what is it like eight hours eight hours it's an eight-hour round-trip flight he's only got nine hours of fuel he can't pee or take a [ __ ] now he does it in his suit right also do it in his suit into a little bottle yeah but then once the suit went but if he hits that Michelin Man Stay Puft Marshmallow suit he can't do anything yeah do not take his dick out no show this cat is and when the soup puffs up it's hard to sit in the seat cuz it's a tiny cog I was only five seven and he barely fit in the cockpit it's [ __ ] crazy down to think about the type of people that used to live before we had all these amenities of modernity yeah yeah guess what that guy's not gonna complain if there's a [ __ ] surgeon Ubbe pricing okay he's that gonna tweet about how he's living in [ __ ] hell and how bad America is he's not gonna [ __ ] give a [ __ ] okay that guy doesn't [ __ ] care because he lives in reality and there's consequences with him so he's flying up doing this mission against the backdrop of another spy plane just recently being shot down over Cuba which really estimated tension and this guy goes up unbeknownst to the whole world because this was classified many years and he flies up to do this mission he's in these circumstances a complete dark it's nighttime up in the [ __ ] freezing yeah a pole and it's not like there's no GPS okay at the time no chip all he has is a compass and he's got to use the Stars like [ __ ] Magellan they do was using the Stars we asked you guys to start the Stars and it's like it's like a seafaring phytoncide [ __ ] captain like a ship captain in like the 1300s yeah he's got he's like a pirate ship it's crazy you might as well just been flying a [ __ ] airplane made of wood so he goes up there and it happened to be the time where there what are they called the aurora Berio aurora borealis which is the light show that's like in the North Pole it's like all like these cosmic beautiful lights green and yellow and and all these light it's a beautiful light show but what it does is for his for his purposes you know if you and I saw would be like oh my god and people go on trips to time that but for him it blocked out the navigation stars that he needed to know which way he was going yeah he was also dumbfounded by the beauty of it now again this is his story yeah so maybe the guy just got [ __ ] lost cuz he zoned out and fell asleep yeah you never know it could have been [ __ ] Jerry I mean you probably jerk it off up there too right could be it could because you never know he could have nodded off because he didn't call fob yeah you're gonna call file get Norwegian call from Cafe cafe so he seems he claims it the aurora borealis was whatever he how you pronounce it aurora borealis aurora borealis can you look that up for us the aurora borealis boy yeah yeah so he knows been there so he sees that and it's sort of it obfuscates his view he doesn't know where he is and somehow he just gets turned around and he has no idea where he is and he gets [ __ ] lost and he gets lost the next thing you know the dude is flying over Russia he was like well into Russia wasn't he well he was 300 miles deep into Russia 300 miles deep into Russia he gets picked up by the Russian radar the Russians scramble [ __ ] MiG's like with like what Chrissy said with freaking nuclear-tipped missiles on them now this is right after the Americans we had Bay of Pigs a failed [ __ ] CIA let him vet invasion of Cuba a [ __ ] spy plane has been shot down and now they see another spy plane over this frontier of the you know USSR so in their mind they're thinking holy [ __ ] is this a war are they starting [ __ ] yeah scramble these jets they got these nuclear missiles on these jets luckily these [ __ ] spy planes fly so high that the the Jets get scrambled and they find the [ __ ] spy plane but the spy plane is so high they can't reach it yeah they can't reach every trip so they fly with it they fly with it yeah and then they what what's happening is is there's communication Jay first of all JFK you know they told JFK and he was out for a swim that day and he was just [ __ ] I'll be banging some hookers Tommy bang someone cuz he swam twice a day because back problems so when they told him they thought he was gonna go wild and he was like uh whatever like you know [ __ ] happens so JFK's not really helping he's like I don't know like just figure it out so nobody understands though that all this stuff is happening you know obviously right in the middle of the crisis of this Cold War everybody is like I said is armed to the teeth with nuclear weapons so normally with a nuclear weapon you know the President of the United States or the poor the Prime Minister president of Russia has to give there's all these orders that people need to follow but you gotta understand these Russian and US jets now are all flying up they all they have to do was press one button yeah and they can launch nukes yeah and they're both if they're programmed as pilots on both sides the Russian and the American side if we come in contact with the enemy we fire our [ __ ] missiles which happened to be nuclear [ __ ] bombs yeah so nobody understands that buck the pilots all facing off at the top of the [ __ ] sky [ __ ] wild right it is crazy and the only reason why the Americans had the bases up there knew where this pilot was yeah was because they were picking up they had hacked the system of the Russians yes and they the Russians had found the [ __ ] plane yeah and so they were they were doing Intel and they kept it a secret because they didn't want the Russians to know that they hacked their community exactly so they were they were [ __ ] using the Russian communications they were using espionage to listen to the Russians who were talking about the plane so they knew that the Russians thought that maybe this was an act of war yeah they are [ __ ] nervous uh and they're trying to guide this [ __ ] guy yeah out of Russian territory yeah and he's going yo there's Russian MiGs below me and we got yeah look and they pulled out a [ __ ] atlas yeah like Chrissy said there's no GPS you understand how [ __ ] this is like there's no button the guy the guy in the plane hood you know the American in the plane uh Charlie boy who was 70,000 feet in the air said I knew that there he said he knew that there was a problem when he started getting radio transmissions of Russian music he's like uh-oh I think I made a wrong turn somewhere yeah that's what he figured yeah it was like the all yard was [ __ ] Russian ballet music 70,000 feet in the air he's like this is a problem yeah he got up some Russian transmission yeah so he's three hundred miles into Russian territory so what happens then yo how dope was it that the Russians made contact with the plane yeah and remember they kept trying to trick them yeah they kept trying to yeah come they had some guy who spoke English no wax and no accident said Oh turn 35 degrees to the east if they wanted to [ __ ] get him and capture him and look at those Intel then he had the Disgaea [ __ ] get to turn off his rig he had to turn off his radio yeah just how sick this what happened so the guy then now the guy's flying for nine hours he's only got nine hours and 20 minutes worth of fuel so as to turn off his engines and his radio and communication and just say [ __ ] and trust his gut yeah and then he finally sees the certain star yeah but he needs so he turns and then he turns off his engine and the plane is designed to glide for another 250 miles so he hits his [ __ ] he hits his suit he hits a chute that like you know that blows yeah this vessels and he forgets that there's a separate button that he has to push that also inflates his helmet he forgot to inflate his helmet so now he's just got the suit all puffed up and the helmet is up as a covering his eyes you can't see his [ __ ] control panel or the stars there's no where the [ __ ] he's going yeah he does it look like beetlejuice cuz his body looked big like me I got a small head yeah you got a small head so this guy's got the small [ __ ] head and then finally um he turned him once he turns the engines back on however you know he just trusted his gut he glided for a while for a while he hears Americans talking to him he knows he's back and he starts to use to probably heard some [ __ ] Elvis Presley what are you here it's a [ __ ] Johnny be good yeah he heard some music and he was back in the good wheeze back on the safe side yeah with the good guys yeah the good ol USA and then he glides down finally yeah and he glides it to a snowbank yeah on American territory he was there got picked up by the US and he [ __ ] live now can you imagine this guy's up to he's getting chased by by Russian MiGs who have armed with nukes he's trying they're trying to trick him telling him what to do at first he was listening to those guys and then he was because he was talking to like both of them at the same time I was like these are different dudes yeah but and then he just figured he was smart enough to realize like one of these people are trying to trick me and he listened to the American guy cuz they had some code words that only that dude only Americans would know yeah so he figured out he stopped he turned that channel off listen that dude though people who were guiding him in the people who were guiding him in were using [ __ ] Atlas in the patriarchy yeah yo they were using an Atlas member yeah they opened up maps yes and they were trying to tell him where the stars were yeah and like we're trying to figure out where he was cuz they could not figure out where he was to guide him in you know it [ __ ] earned his family vacation cuz it was [ __ ] plane gets shot down by the Russians or crashes in Russia we could have had an all-out nuclear war 1,000% we would have been nuked to the [ __ ] gills thankfully this guy crashes into his snow bank lands the plane he lives this event was classified for many many many many many [ __ ] years yep the cold war ends thank God and it ends with you know the Russians and the Americans making a deal that Russian Russia agrees that it'll take its nukes out of Cuba and America agrees that it'll take its nukes out of Turkey and I think Italy am I correct on that yeah yeah Italy and Turkey so they'll remove those nukes they'll remove these nukes and was [ __ ] solved thanks to some good old back-channel negotiations and the world was saved John F Kennedy does not get enough credit for him and his brother really when you look back at history really deserve the credit for really under pressure in those 13 days the Cuban Missile Crisis the the world has never gotten closer to becoming for Humanity history so it could Netflix dock that we can all watch but maybe the Missile Crisis should yeah I mean there's a good book called I think it's Cuban Missile Crisis I mean when you look at these back-channel letters like the letters that they were writing each other and the negotiations the the real good book is is the crisis years that really knocks it down and another book if you want to read about Kenan will do we'll do another episode about John F Kennedy based on Seymour Hirsch's book called the Dark Side of Camelot because John F Kennedy was the definition of [ __ ] wild I mean this guy he was one of the biggest pimps of all time he was [ __ ] everybody when I said he was [ __ ] a hooker before I wasn't joking this guy used to have hooker pool parties at the White House when when Jackie was out of town he would have pool parties and it was back in the day with would rattle on them cuz no you wouldn't rat on me some eats you know it's one [ __ ] kind of I kind of like that world there's a little bit better I'd rather go back to that everyone's a goddamn right now yeah everyone rats out every wants to get [ __ ] you know the scoop on this the scoop on that yeah I mean you know in our community you know like we know like even like you know in the comedy community like Pete Davidson and ariana grande or everyone's the hot off the press you know we have our friends know Pete they're [ __ ] offering you know our friends thousands of dollars to get pictures of a ring it's like why don't you let these kids just [ __ ] do what they want peace let them [ __ ] it listen to me if you're out there and you want to be a [ __ ] like in the paparazzi what are you doing if you want to be in the paparazzi or be a traffic cop you're a dirtbag okay cuz there's a thousand other jobs that you could do don't tell me it's the only [ __ ] job and it's - how you making it come you making it come that way cuz you want to ruin people's [ __ ] days and you're a scumbag except for Adam Glynn he's a good kid how do plays a good kid a good kid yeah I don't go into a good kid I will get this good kid I do like Adam Clare but he's probably the only one yeah this exceptions to every rule but let those kids let [ __ ] Pete Davidson Arirang day you know let them do it off their two-month love-related it's like this [ __ ] society man it's like oh god I don't give a [ __ ] no you want to report on [ __ ] [ __ ] you know on some presidential [ __ ] you want to report on you know violence police violence I'll [ __ ] read that cuz that but I come on this other [ __ ] I don't want to what cuz speaking of ruin people's lives for makes them so make some money [ __ ] that we got to crush these Kooks there's that's because the only way is to bring back the consequence and snow you can't you can't go back to Henry the eighth Chrissy I would make a [ __ ] world with you we can't do it you just start [ __ ] setups of guillotines now cuz come on cuz we set up cuz how about this for every [ __ ] you know organic coffee shop we set up we also set up a guillotine right like organic coffee cuz yeah we need to call yeah cuz you're [ __ ] your car bad yeah well you [ __ ] posted the picture yesterday on Father's Day you said I'm a dog daddy I want to go over there and [ __ ] cut your head off you wanted to get that steel pipe steel pipe Chrissy's your new [ __ ] yeah yo cuz you concealed steel pipe Chrissy yet you're a kid from [ __ ] Ridgewood that's what it is deep down your kitchen Edgewood I'm you're trying to control it yeah that's what it is the bottom line is I can't [ __ ] handle it yeah tell me that you're a parent could you have a pet I can't [ __ ] handle it's you're living in a world where it's not [ __ ] real yo steel pipe Chrissy steel pot Chrissy yo that's pcs when you go Wow I'm gonna go steel pipe Christie see cause he's on a [ __ ] city guess what he has in his right hand down below you don't even see it steel [ __ ] pipe that's what it is all this talk of [ __ ] violence is making me want to see a goddamn [ __ ] nature video so let's go guys video is a fight between two animals who don't often fight they don't often do this not very often okay so here we have two giraffes you never would think that your ass before you before you play it I would think giraffes are two of the most beautiful when you think of giraffes you think of beautiful animals just very majestic they always have those hotels where the giraffes eat through the windows yeah but then look at this - giraffe - male giraffes big [ __ ] look at that big long neck now this a - male giraffes fighting for the right to mate with some hot puss oh my god oh wow they they use their neck this is called necking where the giraffes take turns taking violent swings with their neck and hitting the other one in the [ __ ] face oh my god and hit him in the neck you know those slap boxing fights that used to happen remember those were two dudes would stand there and slap each other till one of them gets knocked out bro - what you see the way that getting hit in the throat what is this fourth tip - bang a chick yeah yeah and dominance oh you're the one dude this would crush every bone in your body the power and force from I don't understand how they're not decapitating me there such oh you guys gotta watch this video yawns crack yeah you can hear oh I missed oh and they also have these horns so I think they're hitting look and they look real peaceful while they're doing it cuz they can't talk or scream cuz they're dumb giraffes yeah let me hear one more yeah Oh God gotta hurt one of them's going down go down seconds left if one of them's gotta go that giraffes a beautiful yeah they are beautiful they got weird next oh yeah I mean I got big neck yeah but a giraffe's neck and it's kicks are a kick kills a lion immediately a kick from a giraffe dick Wow you see and he's Down Goes Frazier I think you just missed and he fell I think he broke his own neck nah guys that was a knockout no he missed they'll go back look at he missed look the kid missed he doesn't hit him oh yes he's missed and fell down but you're the other one claims victory he's like that's good enough yeah you're right he missed ya kid no he might have missed cuz he was so weird he was so woozy from the last blow I think he actually broke his own neck with a Miss yo how [ __ ] wild was that yeah we live in a [ __ ] wild world cuz yeah let's see but that but that's reality that's nature that's nature giraffes will break their own necks just to have dominance okay we're trying to tell you kids you know I applaud you for trying to make the world a better place but look the world is always gonna be full of violence and negative things this is not a utopia so yes try to make the world a better place but also be vigilant ya know be you know be aware you know just protect yourself it's not there's always gonna be evil people crazy people there's always gonna be inevitable violence misunderstandings masculinity that's in us it's in all animals guys fight when they're younger it's what you do now that I'm you know now that I'm the agent I'm a I you know it's not in me anymore but that's it is what it is women fight to we're gonna fight to everything fights it happens I'm sorry guys it's a natural thing it's what it is it is easy to beautiful giraffes I mean what's the name of that video so we can tell the folks they could check it out it's literally just called graphite graphite yeah so if you get sick of watching street fight videos go watch some giraffe grass fights that's it but yo listen guys we appreciate everybody listening would do this every we do this every episode we read the the lovely people have joined who have joined the matriarch and went on patreon.com slash Bay Ridge Boys 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Channel: History Hyenas

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Keywords: Chris Distefano, Yannis Pappas, Bayridge Boys, History, Chris D, Mr Panos, Mauricia, Cellar Crowd, Cellar Table, All Things Comedy, Stupid Questions, Comedy, Podcast, Comedy Cellar, Comedy Central, Russia, USSR, Gorbachev, funny, jokes, cold war history, history, cold war oversimplified, crash course, summary, chris distefano stand up, chris distefano comedy, yannis pappas stand up, yannis pappas comedian, yannis pappas greek

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Length: 62min 32sec (3752 seconds)

Published: Wed May 01 2019