(rooster crowing) (beast growling) (wheel clicking) - Welcome to Good Mythical Mor-beez. - Hey, let's check our voicemail. We got a voicemail.
- Love our voicemail. - [Luke] Hey, Rhett and Link, this is Luke from Irmo, South Carolina, y'all's neck of the woods. I just wanted to say that
Rhett, you're not that tall. I'm six foot nine and I
was 6'7", your height, way back when I was in high school. So, I thought I'd throw
a little bit of shade from the south of y'all's
neck of the woods. And Link, I love your hair. - Thank you man. Wow, Luke, come on over, man. Visit me in LA, we can hang. - Luke is really low-key. - You know what? Don't feel bad about not
being as tall as him, man. It's not the end of the... You know what will cheer you up? - You know what? I can get surgery. - I'm gonna give you
your own Orbeez beard. - You got, there's... - These are Orbeez-branded
spa, or novelty items. We're gonna test 'em all out, but first we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna chop our beards. - My beard's too big for me. - So, this is a Orbeez hand spa. Literally, it's branded by Orbeez. How much does this piece of crap cost? - [Crew Member] 20 bucks. - 20 bucks? - 20 bucks, man. - Um, let's see here. - Slice it. (scissors snipping) - Go into the... Oh, you're bouncing a lot. - This one's for you, Luke. (crew laughing) - Oh yeah. And you know how much we paid for that? Probably 60 cents. Wait, you can leave the rest. Oh, it's gonna slowly trickle? Here, chop me. - Let me get 'em... - Whoa, how about that? - Get 'em neat. Why did we let him have scissors? - Ho ho ho-orbee. I'm really gonna have to squeeze to get... (crew chuckling) (both laughing) - There's more fun. - We got all these toys and
this is what we're playing with. Oh, I bursted it on myself. Ooh yeah. - Wow. - All right, now... Ooh, I got some down my shirt here. So let's, I mean we got
these stress balls here. - First of all, let's- - These are all around my
house, Lando makes these. - Let's set the mood, cut your lamps on. - Oh, I got a lamp. - And can we hit the spa music please? (gentle music plays) - Where's the button? - They sell this and
expect people to like it? - Does it work? - Orbeez. We've got the meats. ♪ - Stick your hand in the thing. ♪ Look at this, look, look. The whole thing is moving. - Same thing happened to me. ♪ - You're not supposed to
put this thing in Orbeez, ♪ ♪ in order to then put
your hand in the Orbeez. ♪ - [Stevie] Rhett, your beard
is still attached to your hair. - I know, Stevie. - [Stevie] Oh, I thought that
your hair is just so long, at this point you couldn't
feel past a certain point. - I mean, does this cost $20? Seriously? - My hand's too big. - I mean, I'd be tempted to take this home and let Lando play with it
because he loves this Orbee crap, but I just don't want even more Orbeez all over my floorbeez,
you know what I'm saying? - I think, that one's so- - This is, this is ridiculous. - So small, this one
is more my speed here. - Well, that's a... - No no, this is for hands. - That's for feet, bud. - No no, that one's for feet. Is it the same one? When this was handed to me, I was told it was for hands. - [Stevie] No, that is for feet. - They're both for feet. - I thought it was for feet. - So, you put your feet
in here, but watch. When you turn it on, it
circulates the Orbeez on top of your feet. How much does this cost? 30 dollars?! You and your mango shoes. Look, this almost looks edible. - Well, why don't you try it. - All right, I'll take mine off. - I don't think you're supposed... I think you're supposed to be ground level 'cause I can't get my foot... - I'm just gonna go with one foot. - Ooh, that feels good. - Oh yeah, whoo! Now, this actually does feel better than the thing with the hand but there's not really much massage. I mean, if you wiggle your toes there's kinda like a
massaging sensation, but... - [Rhett] I like it. (pulsing music) - Ohhh. We're like the Blue Man
Group, but with Orbeez. Give me that. - This? Why'd the beat go away? - My foot's stuck. Ooh! God. (triumphant music) - Put your face down there. What's happening to your glasses? One whole side of your glasses is Orbeez - Oh, my ear! My ear, cut the music! Cut the music! Cut the music! Turn off the device! I can't, I got a Orbee in my left ear. I can't get it out. (crew laughing) - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Put your hand down there
and see if you can get it. No, don't hit it, catch it. - [Rhett] Here, let me use these scissors. - I got a Orbee stuck in my ear, guys. - You know what? It'll dissolve over time. Look at this, you thought
this was just a bowl of water. - [Link] Oh, there's more than one. - [Rhett] It's clear Orbeez. - [Link] Oh, snag. It's way in there. There's a friggin' Orbee in my ear. - You know how you get Orbeez out? It's just like glue, you have... It's like gum. - Take this seriously. - You gotta stick another Orbee in there. - Shut up! - To grab that one Orbee. - Somebody get a, yeah. - Here, I'll suck it out. - Now don't suck too hard, I'm serious. - Okay. - Hey, hey, I'm serious now. There's a Orbee stuck in there. - I'm gonna get it, man. - I'm gonna hold it. - I'm like a doctor. - Turn this off! - Turn this off! - I'm gonna hold this. - Why you gonna get? - [Stevie] Wait, let him look in your ear. - Yeah, let me...
- Can you see? Do you see a Orbee in there? There's a Orbee, man. - You know what? I don't know if it's good news or bad news but I do not see an
Orbee in there, oh God. - I swear to you, there's
an Orbee in there. - All right, place this Orbee (laughs)... Place this straw- - Switch seats, 'cause
I wanna, switch seats. - Place this straw on the Orbee and when you get it nice
and secure, I'll suck on it. - But, gently. - I'm not gonna suck your ear out. - I'm kinda scared, so... - There's nothing to be worried about, you have a straw stuck in your ear and your best friend's
about to suck on it. - All right, now if you suck
too hard you might choke. It'd be really bad if like, either I'm gonna go down or
you're gonna choke and die. - I'm not in any danger, man. I'm not the one who should be worried. - I'm worried about me, too! - Okay. - Now don't push on the
straw, suck gently now. Ooh. Oh, why did you blow?! - I didn't blow. - Did you blow? - No, I sucked, man. You're crazy. - It felt like you blew. - I sucked! I'm (laughing) only sucking. - Suck is in! - I'm only (laughing)... Suck is in! - Blow is out, suck is in. - I sucked, man, I'm sucking. I swear I'm sucking. I'm only sucking, I'm not blowing. - It felt like it, it really
felt like it was blowing. - No, and I think you made good contact. I think there was a seal for a second but you got too jumpy. - Well, I don't... Ooh. - Ugh. (crew giggling) - What's it taste like? Smarts? - Get it onto the Orbee. - Don't talk into the straw! - I'm not. - You're yelling into the damn straw! Here. If you're gonna talk, talk that way and use a whisper. - Okay, gosh, I'm just
trying to help you, man. Let your doctor help. - Did you-- - If you just let somebody
help you, it would be okay. - Well, I'm a little frazzled. - I think I had it for a second. (straw squeaks) - Did you hear the noise it made? It whistled. (crew laughing) - Well, no, no, no. - [Stevie] No, no, no, don't. - Don't do that. - Suck again. (straw squeaks) What? Do you hear that noise? - Yeah, it's the-- - Did you "Ooh," in that?
- Okay, let's-- - It's "Ooh," is what it sounds like. Ooh! That loud. Ooh! - I know. Let me explain what's happening. This is coming in contact with the Orbee, and I'm sucking, and
that is creating a noise, like a reed. It's not me, I'm not making a noise. - [Stevie] Let me see. - Let Stevie, like, shine a light in it. Can you see it? - [Stevie] No, I don't see anything. - It's deep, it's deep in there. - What color is it? - [Stevie] Are you sure? 'Cause if it is, then
we have to go somewhere. - No, I think a Orbee
just dissolves over time. - I wonder if I just like go into a sauna. - I think it will become
part of your body. - If I just drive to the
desert, will it just desiccate? - I think eventually it just
becomes part of your body. I mean, do you know how many little kids got Orbeez in their ears right now? Hundreds, right now. - What if you gave me a cotton swab with some super glue on the end of it? (Rhett laughs) - [Crew Member] No,
we're not gonna do that. It'll dry up and get small. - It'll dry and get
small and it'll fall out. A couple days from now, you'll
just be walking along... - You know what? I actually, I do think it came out. (crew laughing) But it felt like it was still in there. Like, talk to me. Whisper something to me. (Rhett mumbling) It sounded muffled, but... I actually thought, one flew out and I thought there was a second one, and now that I'm like
sitting here not panicking... - Yeah. - I feel like there's no Orbee in there. - All right, so you can
take another one now. (crew laughing) - Okay, all right. All right, I think I'm good. I'm good. - What I wanted you to think that I think that you would think was that
I was just a good father. But what I really wanted
you to think was that oh, he's a really good photographer.
